Tactical pens

Literally none you stupid shit

>>28858184
its a gimmicky "not-a-weapon" that may be better than nothing in places like commieforrnia.

Definitely something Gecko45 would have used.

>>28858212
Yeah, one thing to keep in mind is that in many countries even a knife is illegal to carry... So you don't always have the option of a superior self-defense tool like a firearm

>>28858221
Then just carry a normal fucking pen and stab then with that. Pens are sharp.

>>28858221
Most cucked states would even deem a tactical pen a weapon. not to mention in many places you have -no- right to self defense with a weapon.

>>28858229
They are also made of brittle shit plastic.

>>28858229
a normal pen can break faggot

>>28858254
That will break off and fuck up anybody being stabbed with it even worse.

>>28858184
They may or may not be useful, but I had one with when going into the courthouse for my CCW. Put it in the box and passed through the metal detector and picked it back up and went in.
It passes scrutiny without notice. It's perfect for places you can't carry anything else.

>>28858184
A normal pen can take the force of a stab and I assume you aren't planning on taking on a gang with a fucking pen

>>28858184
none

If you are so bent on hitting people with a pen, get a steel-barreled fountain pen. At least that will be aesthetically pleasing

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I carry pic related with me every day, never had to use it but if it was all that i had available then its better than nothing. The entire pen is aluminum except for the stainless steel nib.

>>28858184
S&W tac pen is the best pen

Who needs a pen when you can carry an EDC Top?

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>>28858420
Tops are pleb tier. Dreidels are superior for almost all tactical applications.

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>>28858439
Y U no EDC a Gragger?
Tis the season after all.

>>28858212
I was told that TSA confiscates these.

>2016
>not having tactical shoelaces for garroting
>not having a tactical bacteria culture in your gut for constant chemical warfare
>not having a tactical compass that points you to the nearest kebab

>>28858184
if something has the word tactical in the name, dont buy it. any pen is as effective as the next if you know what you are doing. and if you dont know what you are doing, neither the tactical or common pen will help you

>>28858846
forgot your pocket sand

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>>28858266
Fracture pens are pretty popular south of the border.

>also nice dub dubs

>>28858382
Serious want. How well does the ink flow?

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You could stab some hajis eyes out If they decided to jack your plane, better than nothing, that's If you can get It through without confiscation as being a deadly babby killer murder pen

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>>28860347

>>28858184
>be me at mental hospital (voluntary due to depression and desperation)
>coloring shit with colored pencils and crayons
>thug wannabe (considered friendly at the time) gets up to get more colored pencils or something and as he is walking back to his chair, pokes me multiple times with pencil whilst proclaiming "shank nigga"
>decide he has gone too far
>stand up and forcefully remove pencil from his hand and put it to his jugular and push
>he says "do it, fucking do it"
>decide i should not murder this pathetic being for merely provoking me
>i say "fuck prison", withdraw and sit down
>impress random jewish girl who was sitting with us
>he has a huge red mark on his neck that looks like a hickey for the next week
>he becomes permanently hostile/semi-hostile
>don't talk to him much after that
>finally leave mental institution and see jewish girl has called my cell phone multiple times (she left 1 week before i did)
>get in touch with her and hookup

moral of the story: you don't need a fucking "tactical pen" to murder a nigger, just use a normal colored pencil

I don't have a tactical pen because the ones that don't look like shit are expensive as fuck no but I do have a 'tactical' pen light because it's practical as fuck and cost me $8 so why the hell not. I would rather just have a regular twist barrel ball point if I needed to stab someone with a pen.

>zebra master race

>>28860543
>poke some guy in the neck with a pencil
>not hostile
>your a faggot

>>28860783
how does this make me a faggot, would you not be tempted to murder a faggot for such niggerish form of provocation?

>>28860543
>picking up chicks in a mental hospital

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>>28860347
>the pen is bolt action

>>28860872
>won't fuck with a crazy girl
>any year in history but most notably the year 2016
>browses 4chan
>literally who doesn't want to fuck with a crazy chick

its like u must b gay or something

>>28860835
You probably should've told him to stop before spazzing out like a fucking basket case.
>pathetic being
Shit that never happened.

>>28860835
It seemed like he was making a joke and fucking around anon. Did you ever socialize with other people as a child? Are you home-schooled?

>>28860347
Does anyone make a gun-pen. Something like what you have there, but with a single shot 9mm chamber or some such?

I should internet for this...

>>28861030
I know about zip guns. I mean one that's also a functioning pen. Should've been more clear about that I suppose.

>>28861008
>not knowing shit that dint happen from shit that really fucking happened

exactly how black are you my nigga

>>28860999
Literally, this.

>>28860347
A fucking bolt action pen, I want it
Who makes and our sells this?

>>28858184
it's a reinforced pen for stabbing someone (honestly, in my experience, it's a lot better to use a plastic Bic Cristal pen) and has a glass breaker on the end. the glass breaker is semi-legit for escaping a flooded or flipped car... although if you're in a harness or safety belt you'll need to cut that first.

>>28861070
>depressed wanna-be bad-ass who aggravates the mentally ill
>nigger
I'd rather be a nigger, tbqh familia

>>28861083
https://www.pennstateind.com/store/PKCP8220.html?gclid=CKjYvoqC7MoCFQMQaQodn_QHdw
Found this, anyway.

Still want a pen gun with a functioning pen though.

>>28861013
actually i was homeschooled up until 6th grade, then again from 7th grade to 10th grade, which may explain why i am literally the realest motherfucker (no public school government brainwashing easy-bake oven).

i am literally a mean green fighting machine and have over 300 confirmed kills with the navy seals, i am literally the reason why kim-jong-un and most glorious vladimir putin are in power today. i have overthrown dictators and napalmed oppressive cowards while simultaneously wetting the bed on a nightly basis. i am so mentally hardened from the tremendous amounts of combat action that i have seen that i could literally rape 10 wildebeests and not feel a sliver of remorse. i have literally been in combat since day one and nothing a black crackwhore could experience in her life could possibly compare. i am literally a supreme being and you are filth.

~pshh nothing personal kiddo

>>28859832
Are you Ed?

>>28861327
No but I'm glad you knew where the picture's from.

>>28861455
I didn't. That website was the only result for "fracture pen."

>>28858184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9-8LoqQP5w

>>28861487
Ah. It's a pretty interesting read anyway.

>>28858184
I wouldn't get something sold for 'self defense' that would probably suck at self defense. It shows intent. Get something that you could use as self defense that isn't marketed that way. Like having a baseball bat in your trunk versus having a baseball bat and baseball glove in your trunk.

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>>28859216
I used to use pocket sand for school fights.

That shit actually works really well.

Don't look down on pocket sand.

>>28861502
Caught a little bit of a mall ninja vibe off of it. Not really sure if its legit.

Pretty high profile for someone claiming to run counter-narco operations.

>>28859856
It's actually a really nice writer with a generous flow. You can even get other types of nibs if you want fine, medium or stubby. Fill it with some Noodler's Xfeather and I use it in my office all the time.

>>28858382
I can only imagine the pretentious asshole that carries this thing around. it's like you're trying to be elegant while also being tacticool.

>>28861530

"Your honor i have never played baseball and couldnt tell you any baseball rules but i heard that if i hit a nigger with a bat i couldnt get charged for premediation. What the hell judge i thought that was the rule?"

>>28861627
>I hate people that like things I hate.

>>28861627
fountain pens are meant for legal documents, vellum, certificates, permits, degrees, parchment, deeds, or any kind of high quality paper. it's not like you use it to drawn dicks on napkins with.

>>28861722
can I use a fountain pen to draw a dick on a napkin though?

>>28861738
Yes

>>28858802
TSA will confiscate literally anything they think they can get away with confiscating. The entire organization is full of thieves from top to bottom.

-An actual TSA screener

>>28861796
my friend that works for tsa said the same thing basically.

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They have no practical use, all the shit about a glass breaker and whatnot are bullshit. However, I'd be a lying sack of shit if I said I don't want the fuck out of the overpriced tan Surefire mall ninja pen.

>>28861574
I said interesting. Didn't say he's not into some pretty mall ninja knives and such. A few interesting tips. I like the seized weapons and videos of cartel hits, etc.

>>28858184
It's a utilitarian version of a kubotan. It's certainly better than nothing. However much it's hyped, it's still easily argued that it's just a sturdy pen. Just tell them that it's big, hard, and black and that's how you like pens.

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So... I win the thread, right?

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>current year
>not edcing a Felhoelter pen
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs.

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>current year
>not edcing a gentlemen's maxmadco stainless steel pen
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs.

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>>28864304
>not turning your own pens

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Government tested and approved

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>had a rOtring 600 rollerball, knurled grip
>aka the best fucking pen ever
>lose it
>find out it's rare as fuck and can cost hundreds of dollars now

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>current year
>not edcing a gentlemen's CountyComm Stainless Embassy Elite
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs.

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>current year
>not edcing at least a gentlemen's affordable stainless steel Parker Jotter
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs.

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>current year
>not edcing a high speed low drag Sharpie
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs that can't into tactical.

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>current year
>not being into pens at same level as into knives, guns, flashlights, prybars
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs.

>>28864537
>current year
>not having any OC
Didn't knew /k/ was filled with poorfag plebs.

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>>28864506

>mfw ignoring girth

>>28864537
muh precious resin

>>28864537
>tfw platinum plated Laban Maya owner

>>28865353
wew lad

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>>28864384

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>>28861030