can you look at his uniform and tell if he is anything important

>>28719638
No just your standard captain shit

>>28719638
>noteworthy
>He's fucking the chick you're stalking

>>28719638
He does appear to have a Silver Star medal, although no "V" device to indicate valor.

That picture is kinda unsettling.

>>28719638
Police that moosestache

does everyone get the Valorous Unit Award?

>>28719681
Where? I see no SS ribbon....

>>28719638
Mustache is out of regs

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>>28719638
He's got the national defense service ribbon. It's very prestigious and rare and you only get them in a time of a war.

>>28719638
I can. That thing hanging off of his left shoulder probably fucks niggers while he is deployed.

>>28719638

That chick has a witch crone nose and is ugly as sin.

>>28719774
>OP's ex-wife and the chad she's fucking

>>28719790
no. i never met her, and I only knew him in college. He was a spoiled kid that had everything handed to him. He did ROTC. I watched him cry over a women.

>>28719746
Not by much, probably forgot weekly trim up or something. I wouldn't think anything of it, but that hair, I would think he is retired with that mane, but his rank is unreasonably low for retirement. Infantry for Nat. gaurd? gets ribbons and the rest in Iraq/Afghanistan?

>>28719681
That's a bronze star buddy and they give them to e-7 and above during a deployment. Also the silver star is only valorous there is no need for a V

>>28719817
Sounds to me that you jealous.

>>28719817

>He's your average officer

>>28719638
He's got the German fitness badge, but other than that he's just a Captain that deployed with Alcoholics Anonymous.

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He looks like Arnold.

>>28719759
>imagoddamnwarhero

>>28719759
>national defense service ribbon

>very prestigious

Yeah okay thats why every swinging dick that served 90 days since 9/11 has one

>>28719837
POG detected

>>28719676
Underrated as fuck

>>28719638
He's airborne, that's always a good sign he is fit and not a screwball

>>28719638
nothing other than him needed to POLICE HIS MOOOSTACHE HAIRS

>>28719768
His infantry cord? Oh you meant his left.

>>28719902
>knowing basic shit about medals
>must be POG
To be fair, he does have enough brain cells to use Google, so it's possible.

>>28719902
Please explain what is wrong about that post. Also, I can guarantee you've never passed the q course or rasp. Sit back down leg

>>28719915
I was referring to the only being handed out as end of tour awards to officers and senior enlisted meme. SSG and below got them more regularly in line units, being still pretty infrequent.

>>28719732
Yes. That belongs to his battalion, not him.
Most likely. They follow you around if you were in the unit when they were earned.

>>28719949
You're trash for thinking being regular line infantry is superior to anything

>>28719638
Combat Infantry Badge
Airborne wings (obscured by the girl)
Bronze star (another anon called it silver)
ARCOMs
AAMs
Other everyone gets em medals
Unit citation
German Armed Forces Qualification badge (above unit citation/name tag)
82Nd div combat badge (previously patch)
All in all he has the uniform of someone who has done a few things. Nothing spectacular, but not too bad either.

>>28719967
This. Judging by his rack alone, he deployed to afghanistan once, probably as a lieutenant in either a platoon leader slot or as a TOC bitch.

>>28719967
Haha pog Ssg didn't even see the ranger tab. You know how I know you've done nothing of worth in your career?

>>28719854
>>28719638
He does!

>>28719965
I'm not even fucking combat arms but won't ruin your fun

>>28719992
Know how I know your retarded?

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>>28719638
That woman looks like a rock biter

>>28719992
Ranger tab really isn't anything of note for officers. They're pretty much candy these days.

>>28720024
Haha sick comeback man

Why is the dude trying to squeeze his tongue through his teeth?

>>28720067
Where's yours?

>>28719759
>Hey you got some ketchup and mustard on your shirt.

>>28720102
KEK

>>28719676
Sniffed out Op like a bloodhound HA

>>28719992
>You know how I know you've done nothing of worth in your career?
Because he's a higher rank than you?

That's a massive chip.

>>28720187
>E-6
Actual effort is not needed for promotion in the army. You literally just get sent to a board when it's your time and get promoted. Nobody cares about pog e-6s anyway they're essentially the same as an e4 on the line

>>28719908
>airborne
>not a screwball

nasty leg detected

>>28720217
This. Making your 6 is a joke. I did it in just under 5 years simply because i could read, write, and speak coherently. Bonus points were given because i knew how to do my job.

The namefag shit needs to stop already. There are retired CSMs on this board, you're nothing special.

>>28719878
>imthegoddamnedbatman

>>28720217
Riiiiiiight...says the guy who is either a)never been in the military
Or
B)never made it past E-4
Or
C)got kicked out

>>28720280
Namefagging rank in a thread about a military uniform....HOW DARE I!!!!/?!??!??!?

>>28720290
Poast jacket with sleeves visible.

>>28719681
He has no silver star. HIs highest ribbon is a Bronze Star, without the V device, and considering crooked officers used to give each other BSs as PCS awards, it probably doesn't mean shit.
He's got an Army Achievement Medal, which is handed out like candy as his next highest award. I literally got an AAM for doing nothing. The entire company got one as a "thanks for playing" award when we did a NATO training mission.

That being said, he has been to Ranger school and Air Assualt school, but 90% of officers go to them, while enlisted have to literally suck dicks to get sent to that stuff normally.

He depoloyed with the 82nd and got a Combat Infantryman Badge, but most officers put themselves in for that shit even if they were shot at a mile away just so they could say they got it. Not saying that's what happened to him, just that that's pretty common with officers.

Not sure what that eagle looking thing above his name tag is, so I won't comment on that.

Basically there is absolutely nothing special or outstanding about him, he's just your run of the mil Captain, no big deal.

>>28720316
You namefag in every thread dude.

>>28720217
top kek so an artillery section chief is the same as some barely literate, drug abusing, fuck up who cant even be trusted to police up cigarette butts without an NCO supervising? because that's what e4s in infantry units are. fucking glorified gate guards who jerk off to their job title.

>>28719638
The fact he's wearing a uniform answers that already.

>>28720092
Probably still waiting for his 5th packet he submitted to be approved because the unit keeps denying them all because they're sending LT Whats-his-nuts instead so there were no slots for him.

Seriously, officers get sent to that shit all the time for nothing and enlisted constantly get the shaft. I know one guy in 3 years who got a packet approved and went

>>28720344
Nope. Im posting in three others. This is the only one I am namefagging in. In the past few months that I have been using a name, it has always been military related....with one or two exceptions where I forgot about it.

>>28720217
Like I said, that's a massive chip.

>>28720391
>>28720316
>>28720290
>>28720024
>>28719967
Holy fuck, tripfagging as your rank to attention whore the fact that you're an NCO? Seriously, dude?
That's cringy as fuck and pretty sad

>>28719638
>Infantry
>EIB
Lots of infantry have this
>Bronze star without V
the guy didn't do shit on his deployment. It literally means shit now they're handed out so much.
>ARCOM
Handed out like candy, doesn't really mean shit
>Ranger
Tough school, but one a lot of infantry officers go through, nothing that special unless you're scrolled.
>Airborne
Again, nothing to special
>Gold German Armed Forces Badge
Not difficult to achieve
>Hot wife
Standard issue to officers it seems.

Basically what >>28720339 and >>28719967 said. Nothing notable, not indicating shitbag either.

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>>28720463
Oh you must be new here. A tripfag has a bunch of symbols after the name and require a "code" of letters to use. A namefag is just a name that anyone can use. Lurk more.
>>28720330
As you asked

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>>28720676
Better pic of the rack. CAB is obscured
Not shown:
Polish wings
German Armed forces Prof badge
Gold spurs

>>28720697
>E-6
>no ranger tab
Joke

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>>28720677

>>28720697
YOUR ARM LOOKS VERY FEMININE SERGEANT

>>28719638
Navy fag here but he's an O-3, has a CIB and is airborne ranger qualified. I'm still pretty new though so I don't really know all what his ribbons go into.

>>28720741

>cav
>ranger tab

pog

>>28720697
heres your welfare ticket, sir
hoohaa siempre fu

>>28720697
>weapons board
>not respect for a soldier
Fuck that. Thanks for your service dude.

>>28719638
Those are two of the least attractive people I've seen photographed

>>28720880
I dunno the dude would be ok looking if he brushed his teeth once in a while. The chick is ugly as fuck though.

>>28719638
>officer
>dosnt get to wear the full shootsinsnatcher

>>28719967
>>28720538
>German Armed Forces Badge
Um wat? Can someone explain that to me

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>>28719638
Nothing except for the fact you got cucked by a Travolta look alike

>>28720538
>Hot wife
Low standards detected. That bitch as a shylock nose and each one of her teeth is in business for itself. I wouldn't pity fuck her to break a dry spell

>>28720797
This made me lol
>>28720840
No idea what that is supposed to mean
>>28720872
its 50% trolling 50% guys just giving me shit for the lols. I am namefagging after all so its to be expected.

And on a side note: I know I am a great NCO. My superiors trust me and ask for my opinion, while my Soldiers come to me for advice even long after they move to other units.
>my bff was my Soldier in Iraq
>my offroading buddy was once my go to Private (SPC in another unit now)
>I send care packages to my friend in Germany who was once a problem Soldier that was "dumped" on me who I got squared away.

>>28720993

Seriously, she looks weird as fuck!

>>28720989
>dat cunty little beard
triggered.

>>28720903
He looks like arnold schwarzenegger and michael fassbender had a baby and never taught it dental hygiene

>>28720989
Fagmaster goatee and his shoulders are covered in dandruff

>>28720955
Its a German Army award you can get as a Soldier. You have to do their PT test, shoot a pistol, swim in uniform and do a ruck.

>>28719638
He's more important that you, so who gives a shit?

>>28721022
Dude stop, just stop. Anybody that refers to themselves as an nco or Ssg is fucking loony man. Hurr I do my job everyone look me. Hurr I only fail pt tests sometimes but sometimes I do good!

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>>28721079
Is this a US exclusive, or is it available for UK forces?

I want all the badges, you have to understand. I want to be Ash Ketchum.

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>>28719638
seriously how has nobody posted this yet?

>>28721204
^this

same for fags using rank titles on jewbook

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>>28721264

>>28721212
Sorry, no idea....but I woukd think across the allies its the same. In the US Army we can get a slew of medals from other nations.

Is that a man on the left? What the fuck is wrong with its face?

>>28720339
You are retarded btw. 90% of officers do not go to those schools.

< Proof? I'm an active duty Army officer deploying in 8 days.

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>>28721264
>>28721446
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/crime/2014/11/19/sgt-maj-sixta-generation-kill-child-molestation-sentencing/19298495/
That virginity wasn't hers to lose!

>>28719638
he can do his paperwork properly.

>>28720880
you clearly havent seen me photographed then friendo

>>28720880
how can i make my teeth whiter? theyre nice but kinda yellow
dentists have complemented me on my nice teeth
before seeing the gingervitis though
its fixed though hopefully
even though its been 2 years since ive been to one

>>28719638
That chick reminds me of that creepy guy from Courage

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>>28719638
he's airborne, has a combat infantryman badge from a deployment and has some badges for completing a bunch of schools, the rest of that is clutter. Also hes an officer so that ugly girl you're stalking is probably gagging and throwing up all over his dick while you were making this thread.

>>28721587
you need to go to a dentist annually at the very least, no matter how much flossing and brushing you do plaque will form on your teeth and your flossing cant get all the gunk out which is why they use those little hook tools to give your gums a thorough deep cleaning.

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>>28720676

>37F
Fag

>>28719638
He doesn't brush his teeth very well.
His moostache isn't in regs.
His hair could use a cut on the sides, it's touching his ears.

Is there something you're trying to get at?

>>28719894
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>28720697
how come no weapon quals?

>>28721696
shit
i fucking hated those little hook things, i floss and listerine and sometimes even coconut oil that shit

>>28721772
Hifa street 2008?
>>28722119
The dangly part pisses me off.

>>28719638
He wears a bowtie. Do you own a bowtie? You might be outclassed on this one.

>>28722201
MOS? because obviously not muh infuntree

>>28722201

Nah, just rustling, good to see another CAPOCfag. CA has absolutely gone to shit so if you know anyone who wants to cross over wave them off, please.

>>28719676

DING DING DING

>>28719774

she's got that look like she'll mongle your knob

>>28720339
>considering crooked officers used to give each other BSs as PCS awards

Not possible. Bronze stars are combat only awards, and the certificates are controlled items. You can't get them or approve them in the states.

>>28719638
>moustache while not in the field

He's a massive faggot, run of the mill captain.

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Damn, looks like Francine grew up

>>28719676
/thread

OP stop being a creepy weirdo, you will never get a girl that way.

>>28723520
What does one have to do with the other?

>>28719676
/thread

His stache is out of regs

>>28723521
Underrated

>>28723559
Not him, but are you really that dense anon?

Captains are 90% pussibois who joined to brag about their service and cure their otherwise chronic virginity.

>>28719676
/thread

>>28720872
Kill yourself

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>>28721264
>>28721446
>>28721503

He's Airborne (P) and Ranger (V) qualified. He's part of the 1% (less than one percent, actually) of the entire army. He also has the coveted CIB and served in the famous 82nd Airborne.

If you encounter this man, buy him a beer.

>>28721489
I'd say 90% of the infantry officers in my battalion have at least gone to air assault, many have airborne and many more have ranger tabs.
I was talking to one once and he said it was just part of being an infantry officer. If you don't have the tab you're not shit so they basically will send everyone

All these daycare providers. What a joke.

>>28727610
For fucking what?

Having airborne and ranger as an officer isn't some fucking accomplishment. If anything, if you're a captain and don't have them you're probably a piece of shit or you'd have them already.

82nd is known as a shithole, don't act like it's history from 70 years ago has anything to do with the prison that is Ft. Bragg today. And CIBs are just to make infantrymen feel like special snowflakes, just like their stupid fucking blue chords.
Lots of "POGs" have been in the shit too, and in infantry"man" will call them bitches anyway just because the CAB isn't their fancy, shmancy CIB


Fucking hell, officers and infantry are both insufferable. When it's an infantry officer it's even worse

>>28728161
Let me guess - you're either a civilian or got hammered by an article 15.

What he's done is quite a fucking lot more than you will ever do in your military lifetime, sport. Quit dragging your pussy across the firing line.

>>28728229
Most likely a POS REMF whose toughest day was missing chow after a night in TOC.

>>28728229
>What he's done is quite a fucking lot more than you will ever do in your military lifetime, sport
Why do idiots like you say and think this? You don't fucking know me.
For all you know I'm /fit/ and going to RASP, where I'll go to ranger and airborne school and have everything and more this captain guys has. Or maybe I won't.

But since you feel the need to tell everyone you're infantry, I'll forgive you, I know it's hard when your GT score is only 30

>>28728289
You're going to Fort Living Room to sit on your ass and shitpost about better men than you will ever be.

You're nothing special and it kills you that men like us exist.

If your tampon is dry enough, pull it out and wipe your tears.

>>28728335
I'm guessing you're either a brand new private, still slurping down the kool aid from basic training as you masturbate with your blue chord, of you're that senior specialist who's mad he's not a sergeant yet and still gets treating like a high functioning retard, like all junior enlisted infantrymen are

>>28721503
>>28726103

Well that's a downer.

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>>28728388
You're about as sharp as a bowling ball and your intuition is on par with an infant. You're a fucking teenaged, pimple faced wannabe whose delicate feelings are interrupted by the deeds of real men.

Signed,

NCO, Infantry, 82nd & 3/75th, combat veteran.

No go eat the chicken tendies mommy made you for lunch, little man.

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>>28728465
Infantrymen are the single most insecure people on earth.
The second anyone says anything about them they get so defensive and immediately have to name calling and >muh cib >muh blue chord talk.

Thank you for keeping the stereotypes alive though, you're doing your branch a great service

>>28728547
And you're so fucking butthurt that the instant a man shows pride in his service, your vagina bleeds all over the internet.

Go fuck yourself with razor wire, fat boy.