Do you have a gas mask /k/? Why do I like gas masks so much

>>28689269
You want to change that?
Run 15km in your gasmask ans you wont love them anymore

>>28689269
You love them because they look neat. Actually use one and you'll hate them

Because you're a child.

>>28689269
I need corrective lenses to see and cannot tolerate the thought of jamming contacts against my eyeballs, so I'm not wearing any gas masks unless I have no choice.
They're still kinda schway though.

>>28689295
>>28689323
>decide to do the gasmask run meme
>sucks but does help make more conscious of breathing
>kind of like it because the masks feels comfy hugging my face
>wonder if jacking off with it on would be like autoerotic asphyxiation without the risk
>go for it one night
>best orgasm in ages
>almost exclusively jack off with it on when at home
>now get a bit of a chub whenever I put mine on or even smell the rubber
I think I'm ready for the end now, please kill me.

>>28689403
Jack off on a gas mask for me baby.

I own one because I was a slavaboo and bought a PMK gen 2 while I was in highschool thinking I was going to be some super cool urban explorer that did super cool dangerous things, but it turned out I just wore it around a few hours and and cried when I got some of my faggy long hair pulled out.

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>>28689403
Saved

>>28689403
God damn it now I want to try this

>>28689424
Gonna post it on leddit or the cringe 'humor' threads you fucking faggot?

>>28689432
Kek. Sure anon. Just for you.

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>>28689269
Yes, it comes in handy when /k/ raids pony tags on Omegle

>>28689441
>tfw talked ramen brands, milsurp and best pone with a /k/ommando once
>tfw that is what got me into guns
>tfw poor britbong that is going to apply for shotgun licence soon because of intro to /k/
The only thing you raided was my heart.

>>28689403
The only hard part from here on out is going to be finding a girl who will fuck you with your mask on. Are you ugly OP? If so, wearing the mask could be a bargaining chip in your favor.

I have a 420fag friend who turned one into a bong, which seemed like the worst idea ever, but he's a crazy fucker so whatever.

>>28689466
I can raid your pants next, if you'd like.

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>>28689466
>>28689476
Pretty cute tbqh

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My gas masks

>>28689466
That's pretty cute.

>>28689469
My wife thinks its funny I collect them but she'd be down for that thank for the idea anon!

>>28689506
The bong, the sex or both?

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>>28689466
Man, I never rolled anyone cool like that. Pretty much just other /k/unts raiding with spergs and brown unibrowed people in dark rooms.

>>28689510
I wouldn't waste a cent on weed or its paraphanielia (really hoping I spelled that right) let alone destroy my masks by doing that. She just thinks its funny how I collect the masks but I'm sure she would fuck me in one.

>>28689269
Yes, a Mestrel Safety SGE 400/3. Bought it for the coming happening because I can only assume tear gas sucks. I dont understand it though, its a 3 port model so you can supposedly shoulder a rifle with it, but due to the shape of the mask, I can't look through my EOTech.

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>>28689540
>Mestrel Safety SGE 400/3

>>28689540
>I can't look through my EOTech.
And to clarify and bump this thread, the "visor" part of the face shield comes in contact with the stock. Its like this could only be used with an underfolder AK stock. At least I have a laser I guess.

I wear my S10 gas mask every time I'm alone in my room. It's just comfy. I like the way it hugs my face and it makes me feel like I'm in my own little bubble. There's also a strange sexual component to it but I don't really understand it.

>>28689601
Can you aim through your irons?

>>28689601
Try putting a riser under your EoTeck

>>28689689
no

>>28689709
I'm not going to force myself to have a chin weld all the time just so I can use it with a mask in some unlikely scenario

>>28689403
Never change, /k/!

>>28689269
You love them because you think they look cool. If you ever have to wear them, you'll learn to hate them instantly.

>>28689762
Then don't shoot with a mask on and bitch about it. If you're going into a NBC situation that calls for a mask, you make sure your weapon is properly outfitted as well.

>>28689787
>Then don't shoot with a mask on and bitch about it.
When did I do this?

>make sure your weapon is properly outfitted as well.
I already said I had a laser

>>28689601
>>28689796
You know you're supposed to slightly cant the rifle until you can see the reticle or sights right? That's how you're supposed to shoot properly with a gasmask.
Source: Army Infantry, learned how to in OSUT, kept doing it in several EST2000 classes throughout the course of my enlistment

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>>28689796
>Using a LASER in an NBC situation.

>>28689806
Canting would only move the optic further away from my eye. Maybe if I placed the butt on top of my shoulder and cant'ed it.

>source...
This isnt a military mask, and i'm not using an AR.

>>28689809
wtf is the laser going to do? magically kill me?

>NBC
I said tear gas, no need to go full autist here.

>>28689837
>Magically kill me?
When it diffuses in mist and gives away your position, then yes.

>tear gas
Guess what? Tear gas is a chemical weapon, even if it is a mild one.

>>28689837
Canting it towards you, towards the center of your face... What gun are you using?

>>28689269
I-I have a respirator for welding.
Does it count?

>>28689852
RFB.

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>>28689865
Might not be the same sight posts but the principle is the same.

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>>28689852
>>28689884
I was canting it that way. Tried even canting it even more to 45 degrees. I can't even see the dot even if I place the butt on my shoulder and cant it.

dunno if pic related helps give you an idea at all. I'm not really canting it much cause i'm trying to hold up a gun one handed while taking a picture in a gas mask, but it gives you a little idea of what my problem is.

>>28689892
and

>inb4 your straps are wrong
I know

>>28689892
You don't have the rifle high enough on your shoulder.

>>28689403

Could you take out the filter in one of those GP-5 mask and attach it to your dick so you can masturbate literally with just your breath? Im sure /k/ has the capacity to become a successfull sex toy industry...

>>28689900
As I said its a bad pic trying to take a selfie in a gas mask while shouldering a rifle in my off hand. But i've tried it even with the butt on my shoulder.

>>28689909
Then use a riser if you want to oper8 innagas like a MLGpro.

>>28689909
>the butt on my shoulder.
should have been more clear, on top of my shoulder.

>>28689911
think i'll just stick with the laser I need to put back on there, so I can maintain some resemblance to a cheek weld.

I have an MCU-2A/P and I kind of want to get an MSA Millenium to replace it.

Where can I buy a good /k/ looking gas mask guys?

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>>28689269
I have a GP5 and I was planning on going into the steam tunnels beneath the VT campus for a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. camping challenge, but it turns out the university doesn't appreciate that

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>>28690320
No, wait. It was the metro edition

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>>28689269
M40A2 I also have a M17A2 and Isreali M15