Today we're going to be discussing proper disassembly, maintenance, and preventive care for the CZ 75(b) series.
We will cover all aspects of proper procedures and care.
First things first:
Verify the gun you're about to work on:
Use a form of negligent discharge protection for both your safety and the gun's.
Place at the muzzle, and begin to unroll it towards the breech face.
Squeeze the tip to prevent any air bubbles.
If you don't unroll it all the way, consider carrying a gun actually designed for men.
Wait a minute, what...where is this going?
Place the hammer at half cock.
This is easier with a live round in the chamber.
Line up these two witness marks in order to free up the takedown pin.
If you don't have a custom CGW™ hammer, consult your local gunsmith.
You could have a case of poorfagoma or plebitis.
Pop the slide stop pin out using ONLY YOUR INDEX FINGER.
If it seems stiff, or too difficult, get good.
Remove the slide by sliding it directly forward and disconnect the data cable
Remove the main recoil sprung by pushing it forward then just pulling it out.
After you've taken out the recoil spring, find every single pin you can see and just whack it out.
If you lose anything you can just order a new one.
Remove the barrel and carefully examine the muzzle.
What you're looking for is a sick ass 11 degree reverse chamfer.
If you find a standard muzzle, throw your barrel in the fuckin trash.
After inspecting the barrel, locate the slav reliability talisman.
Do NOT open it.
Remember not to forget your photo
Guys I fucked up and didn't pay attention to the OP. This guide is specific to CZ 75's and my Glock has VGA instead of USB. I fucked up and now I can't get my VGA connection working
Continue to apply the Gucciest lube known to man.
Again. DO NOT apply Crisco based lubricant.
If you begin to experience side effects such as:
-being a Canadian faggot
-cosplay on balconies
-magazines can only hold 5 rounds
See your primary care gunsmith immediately.
NOTE: due to contract non disclosure agreements, we cannot identify the aforementioned lubricant.
If u havin lube problems I feel bad for you soon. I got 99 problems but my μk is none.
Finally, before disassembly,
perform your normal reliability rituals
I think I broke the VGA connector in the slide.This isn't fucking right at all...
KEK, how's that meme oil working out for you?? Do you throw both
hands in the air while using it??
Finally, after reassembly, hold the muzzle tightly, as the gun may be over excited.
Be sure to hold any ejacucharge firmly, and show it to your partner, yelling "THAT'S A BIG FUCKIN LOAD, RIGHT? HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA LEAK OUT" while waving the swollen condom in their face
Alternatively, if ur pull out game strong af,
Just bust somewhere else
Works great. Gun smells minty fresh and it's easy to clean. I glanced over the article you linked. Interesting but it doesn't talk about performance much. Check this out:
I don't know. It works good enough for me and seems less toxic than other shit. I'm switching over to based ranch dressing this week for testing purposes, however.
Nigga thought he could step to me just because he weighed ten pounds
quads of truth
timestamp those guns or gtfo
Nope. I have a Wenger raid commando, a Guess watch my wife got me when we were dating that I've never worn, and another one I can't even remember.
>buying an omega
>admitting to the world that you're a simpleton who can't take something apart and put it back together properly
Look guys, we made the omega with a trigger group that removes easily for the bottom half of the bell-curve!