Post a better guard dog pro tip you can't

GSD, Tamaskan, Alaskan Malamute, pug, anything is better than that shit tier dog.

>nofapfag here

Holy shit, I saw a dog giving a blowjob for a sec

>>28685399
>pug

Kek, faggot

>>28685387
WTF kind of carry is that?

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>>28685387
>Shitty dog
>Shitty holster
>Shitty nasty jeans
>No light on in house

1/10, here's your (you)

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>>28685387

>>28685424
>Pugs were popular at European courts, and reportedly become the official dog of the House of Orange in 1572 after a Pug named Pompey saved the life of the Prince of Orange by alerting him to the approach of assassins.
You are a retard.

>>28685438
Well if we dont have a sexy little city slicker let me see that mouth boy amd fyi those jeans are bke brand

>>28685387

What gun is that?

>>28685480
Fake and gay faggot

>>28685387
What brand of Peanut Butter does he like?

>>28685548
>calls someone city slicker
>has shitty urban thug breed dog

Pls

>>28685548
pls don't fuck the city dog's mouth

>>28685480
my chihuahua started barking when my house was broken into, one of the benefits of yappy dogdogs I guess

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>>28685480
Also

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Fuck your pit bulls faggot corgi master race

whichever dog gives you the best cuddles :3

install an alarm system and be done with it

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>>28685918
Not while Devil Dogs live and breathe

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Done

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>>28685387

I love my pupper

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>>28686515

>>28685387
Look at that round head! That's a cute dog.

>>28685436

appendix carry which is fine

a crap gun and a crap holster is not fine

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>>28685387
Winrar

>>28685387
That dog is adorable!

>>28685438
Hickok45 is the grandpa I never had.

>>28686536
So why does puppy have tape all over his ear?

>>28685548
no one gives a fuck about bke brand honestly they are pretty shit tier
>one year lifespan
seriously. the only reason i know this is because they're one of the few brands that make em in 29/34

>>28688145
Cabbage fucking dies.

>>28688105
it probably went floppy and they're trying to re-stick it up. dogs don't naturally have ears stuck straight up, you have to tape them up when they're young so the cartilage grows in making them stuck up.

>>28685387

Rosa is a fucking idiot dog and you know it.

>>28688266
Thank you mr skeltal

>>28688291
wtf kind of nigger shit is that baka

>>28685387
Omg cute puppy!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>28690318
Thanks his name is Diesel

>>28690358
>diesel
Whowouldafuckingguessed.

>>28690371
Name is dank aint it blacka

>>28690328

>based weenie dog

These little fuckers will bark and bite anyone they don't know.

>>28685448

> niggers are scared of three things:
> ghosts
> dogs
> certified mail

Park this fucker on a pile of child support notices and you've got all three.

>>28690455
I've never seen a mean dachshund they are cool dogs.

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In training.....

>>28690455
She hates squirrels and rabbits, but she's not good for much else beyond being a perimeter alarm.

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>>28685480
>1572
Pugs weren't deformed mutants back then.

>>28685548
>calls someone city slicker
>wears bke shit tier mall jeans

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>>28685387

>>28688145
Finally a dog that will protect me against the cabbage menace.

>>28690997
Handsome.

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>>28685387
Battle buddy ftw

>>28691032
Bke makes goat jeans tbqh imho

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>not riding your dog into battle
fucking plebs

>>28691349
those are bred for the sole purpose of bear hunting

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>>28685387
Here's a guard cat beat that

I want a guard parrot that attacks the mormons.

>>28685387

>Literally everything is shitty in this picture

Poor fag/10, opinion ignored.

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>>28688145
>>28688281
>>28691196

>>28685387
A better guard dog is one the cops won't shoot when they show up after.

Lab I'd say. Bitey as fuck, loyal, but cute and got the lovable retard thing going on.

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Vizslas.

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CheckedMated

>>28691913
I make 60k a year buddy

>>28693466
>Not realizing most people think that's poor

>>28693733
Depending on where you are, yeah. Middle of nowhere, Rural US, yeah, you're living like a king. Any major city? The guy begging on the corner makes more than you and is still homeless.

>>28693733
>most people think 60K a year is poor

No, they don't.

The national average is like 26K.

>>28693769
The US median income is 52k mate

>>28693769
$54k if memory serves, and that's averaged between billionaires and 40 hour a week McDonald's fry cooks.

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>>28685387

>>28685387
LITERALLY THE DINDU OF DOG BREEDS. OP CONFIRMED FOR NIG

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You faggots know you want some of this dick

>>28693819
>>28693809

That's *household* income.

We're talking about one dude claiming to make 60K a year.

>The overall median income for all 155 million persons over the age of 15 who worked with earnings in 2005 was $28,567.[8]

Most recent figure in ten seconds of googling. I'm sure more recent data is available but I don't care that much.