If you were to commit suicide, which gun would you use and why?

I wouldn't. I'd kill myself by using a dildo too big for me

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M9 like in Lethal Weapon

>>28680025

Luger + Cyanide capsule.

>>28680025
All of them. Because why not

Exit bag.

Killing myself with a gun would only give anti-gunners more martyrs for their cause.

The enemy's

>>28680025
The same shots that the vet gives out to animals when they need to be put down...

.357 revolver because with a 158 grain JHP, I'm pretty sure it would be instant and effective.

>>28680025

Shotgun, 12ga, simply for the effectiveness...having said that something with even greater effectiveness like a bomb, perhaps nuclear, then of course I'd go with that.

> tfw no orbital dropped metal rod to take out a major city too like in GI Joe...

950. JDJ
I hate my neighbours.

>>28680025
Gyrojet.

>>28680121
this.
Helium is less painful and more likely to actually kill you instead of just making you a veggie.

>>28680114
> High-ranking SS Officer detected

I would use a DE50 and do it in front of a playground full of children.
>jk, suicide is for pussies

>>28680121
This

Noble gass for the win

Attach a cable to a Howitzer, wrap that cable around my neck, and let loose. Either I get decapitated or my corpse goes for the ride of the century.

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>>28680224

>>28680025
I would use pure no2. shit would be so cash.

>Fill 25 oz. tall boy with tannerite and impact fuse
>say "Hey, watch this!"
>crush it into my forehead

>>28680025
I'd smoke a big fat joint instead of killing myself.

Also, Dude WEED lel

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>>28680025
It would probably be a hi point, tec 9, ak pistol or whatever my local police carries. If I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to at least try and take out the street gang that's by my grandmother's house. If I actually succeed, I'll guess it'll be a shoot out with the cops.

>>28680025
Whatever the enemy is carrying

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Single shotgun 12 ga 00 buck

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m249 or 240b
zip tie
link 3 200 round belts, so 600 rounds
enter chow hall
insert into mouth
pull zip tie

Not suicidal, just was bored on deployment and got into a pissing contest with another guy.

>>28680361
I wish they had recorded more stuff with him

>>28680361
who is that pic of?
story?

An 8 inch naval cannon is a gun, right?

I'd go for gold. The first 1911 made, the prototype not the production model is at the Browning museum in Ogden Utah. I'd break that out of the case and load a 45 acp. My luck it would be deactivated.

>>28680425
>not using a Nagant in 76.2mm
Do you even operate?

If your head is not literally turned into a fine red mist then you are doing it wrong.

>>28680438
Nagant made artillery?

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Almost did it once when not me shot a flare at a blackhawk doing nighttime touch and go landings in the desert

Eat a handful of sleeping pills and float on my back in my pool

>>28680417
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dawn_of_the_Black_Hearts

>>28680072
Glock 7, so I can take it onto a plane and join the mile high club

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I'd wanna go out with a boom so probably a FlaK 41.

>>28680025
Tannerite.

>>28680150
Correct me if I'm wrong anon, but you'd need to be careful how you did that as IIRC the acceleration of a gyrojet means it has a muzzle velocity which is low enough that if you press it to your temple it may not actually do very much.

>please note this is a half remembered fact and may not be entirely true.

>>28680580
I actually cared enough to look this up.

>Problems included slow burn times. This meant if your target was too close, the bullet didn't have enough time to get up to a speed capable of damaging it. If the target is only 0.3 meters or closer the bullet will probably limply bounce off, fall down, and spin on the ground spitting sparks like a dud firework. The bullet only got up to full speed after it had traveled about 9 meters, which is a bit excessive. Especially considering that average range of a confrontation with a handgun is about 2 meters. At that range a gyrojet round would have a pathetic penetrating power of about 80 joules, about the same as a .22 Rimfire Short cartridge.

http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmslug.php

>>28680114
I'd suggest tetrodotoxin (puffer fish poison) since it's 1000 time more toxic than potassium cyanide.

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I would use a Davy Crockett
better to be safe

>>28680699
I like your style.

>>28680699
From orbit just to be sure?

Eh, anything with a decent caliber maybe a 9mm or higher to shoot a couple of bullets into the heart and one in the head. If I gotta shoot myself in the head, I want to make sure I don't survive so first shooting through the heart seals the deal and so the last would be the knock out.
I love Beretta so I'd probably use the M9 for it.

It just seems like a good quick option to just say "fuck this I'm out" should I get tired of continuing on.

>>28680302
>Fill 25 oz. tall boy with tannerite and impact fuse
>say "Hey, watch this!"
>crush it into my anus

anyone got more firearm gore webms or gifs?

.950 JDJ

Realistically id use helium.

>>28680121
Ditto. It would also make less mess for whoever finds me to clean up.

Carbon monoxide poisoning

Some woman and her kid died during last weekend's blizzard this way. Tailpipe was apparently clogged with snow which was enough to kill both of em.

>>28681175
>Retards can't function as soon as the white stuff starts falling
This makes me mad, it isn't difficult at all to go about during a winter storm if you know what you're doing. And ignorance is never a valid excuse

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>not being black and committing death by cop setting off a shit storm

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18 inch from the USS Missouri.
Because they won't let me near the nuclear arty shell.

>.22
>300yards
>shot placement

>>28680025
The best way to go while the enemy is closing in on you is to stuff a grenade in your mouth.
Or press it on your neck with your chin.
All you have to do when they are to capture you is to look up and laugh, it scares the shit out of them for 1 second and during that time you do your best to get killed by it first.

>>28681359
> tfw you'll never an allahu ackbar w/ a w33>>28681486