Do you think a war with ISIS is imminent or going to happen soon?

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My body is ready.

>>28672079
I think we'll end up using Syria as a proxy war against Russia like Afghanistan in the 80s.

Of course this all depends on who wins the election.

this is why im changing to 18x asap, just so i can get a deployment to kill some goat fuckers

>>28672079
What are you talking about?

What is your definition of war? Do you need to be charging them bayonets forward in order for it to be a "war"?

>>28672139
Shut the Fuck up

>bombing the allah out of them for several months
>are we going to war?

>>28672139

I'm with >>28672236

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>>28672079
>2016 November
>Trump just entered office
>within hours he's met up with Putin and signed an alliance
>Russians and Americans unite forces into one supreme super power to permanently remove kebab and uncuck Europe
I want this lads.

>>28672350
>no more import ban
>Russia goes bro tier
>Bizons in the US
If only for that...

Considering that ISIS doesn't actually exist and it's just a political tool, I doubt there's ever going to be a war on the same scale of Iraq/Afghanistan >>28672113

>>28672350
This!

Why do people want to fight ISIS? You can't win.

All you have to do is convert to Islam and the bloodshed could stop. Allah is the one true god. Why do you want more senseless slaughter? Just convert.

They aren't actually a unique threat to the US that didn't exist before. In fact, their existence is beneficial for US security as it keeps ME/NA actors focused on the threat in their own backyard instead of fucking around with overseas activities. As long as the US keeps pressure on ISIS by using their territory as SF+AF playground, then they don't really have the freedom of action to do anything except rely on rogue actors to accomplish any strikes on US soil.

EU states are at a higher risk of major terrorism events, especially with the refugee influx but with the exception of France, none of them have really shown a desire to mount any serious foreign expeditions. However, the brewing nationalism shitstorm that the migrant surge on top of continued economic stagnation will likely catalyze into strong gains for right-wing political leadership that would be more willing to commit resources to anti-ISIS expeditionary adventures.

>>28672500
This, so much this. Why do people insist on being unholy? That's basically a kind of violence too

Likelyhood of some major terrorist attack on Turkey/EU that involves article 5? Missed out on Afghanistan.

I have Canadian/Danish citizenship so unless it's a NATO mission I wont be doing shit. Joining military after university, not sure which army to join.

>>28672281
If this guy wants to go 18 series just to deploy, your priorities are already Fucked up and you ain't going nowhere anyways just sitting on your ads being a fucking douche.

>>28672079
not open war, guerilla tactics are their best friend.
But the moment multiple offensives (against more countries than 'just' the USA) are linked to their organisation, the entire world will be obligated to retaliate.

The USA is already at war with ISIS essentially, but it will drag on if the entire world doesn't get in on it.

ISIS can't win, but if they play their cards right and pick their target/s they could drag this shit on for a godawful long time.

>>28672431
if they join forces, other countries will ally themselves into unions that can 'compete'.
and between these superpowers will probably be another cold war.

Shit could get really interesting really quickly.
Maybe even renaissance tier in terms of the kind of competition we'd be seeing between superpowers.

IF shit doesn't go south humanity could be significantly further ahead relatively quickly.

>>28674244
> ISIS
> guerilla tactics
what? no

>>28672447
>Considering that ISIS doesn't actually exist
wat

Why would America go to war against their own puppets?

>>28672079
ISIS is a meme. Do you really think that the US is going to wage a war on a meme?

>>28674353
> implying the the US hasn't waged war on a meme before
> implying the US isnt a big mean meme fighting machine

>>28674383
>Implying the US isn't a meme
>Implying American's aren't walking memes

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>>28674383
Jesus Christ. That's it. I'm out.

>>28674455
> implying the meme the US is fighting isn't itself

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>>28672350
>import ban lifts
>vss vintorez becomes a reality

>>28672079
>Get blown by billions of IED's

Let's fight someone who doesn't have thousands of those for a change.
Venezuela sounds good around this time of year

>>28674333
It may surprise you, but there are people who ACTUALLY think that the United States/Israel is ISIS. It's way less likely that crazy radical muslims are being crazy radical muslims, right?
Oh wait, that opinion makes me a racist /pol/tard here, I forgot.

>>28672079
yes, soon.

>>28675504
North Korea sounds promising if we can prevent China from backing them

>>28672079
>going to war with an ideology

neocon detected

>>28674283
I think Russia would just join the NATO

>>28672500
>>28673459
ISIS plz go

>>28672350
>>28672431
>> Russia goes bro tier

>>We up agricultural production, in return Russia allows us to help them mine natural resources.
>>Joint military exercises.

>>China and India join forces, not to be outdone and declare a joint effort to colonize mars to help with overpopulation/resource problems.

>>Ohhellno.exe

>>New space race kicks of colonization and asteroid mining surge. Inevitable conflict follows.

>>"Weight isnt a problem with the new elevator going up, but we need some form of cheap yet ultra robust weapon that could be easily supplied"

>>"WE ARE OF HAVING YOUR BACKS COMRADE! I HAVE JUST WHAT YOU NEED!"

>>Vault doors are having the rusty truck wheel sized padlocks cut and slowly grinding open beneath Moscow.

>>Enormous banks of lathes and mills rumble to life beneath the city while the call goes out.

>>meanwhile American colonization recruitment stations are being overrun by milsurp clad basement dwellers all clamouring about security posts.

>> Mosins on Mars and /k/ ommandos in the Kuiper Belt

>>28675526
>but there are people who ACTUALLY think that the United States/Israel is ISIS
This is what most /pol/tards actually believe, though.

>>28679201
>mosins on mars

Fund it.

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>>28672500
>Why do people want to fight ISIS? You can't win.

Kek

Sure you can.

Just murder every single man, woman and child and permanently erase the name of Mohammad.

It's actually really simple and easy. Much easier to incinerate Muslims than fighting endless wars of terror in these semi-bullshit policing operations where you have to tip-toe and be careful not to kill their women (breeders of terrorism) and children (terrorism in training stages).

Winning against ISIS is quick, easy and fun.

>>28679445
The best thing is that as far as I know, the gun would work exceptionally well on mars.

>tfw so little air resistance
>tfw when so 1/3rd gravitational pull
>tfw popping heads on Tharsis Montes with a mosin that's had its barrel replaced by fucking NASA-tier-aspergers gunsmiths at 2+ miles using GPS-guided targeting system.

>>28672113
Like what we've been doing for the past 5 years?

>>28679880
Or just getting Soviet-tier hammered on Mars potatoe vodka that your bro Sergei cooked up in a pot still in his hab and eye eyeballing it through a NASA grade reproduction PU scope

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>>28672350
We need to make this happen.

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>>28672350
Wow guys thought you hated us. Reading this made me feel good.

>>28672350
>>28679201
>>28679445
>>28679880
>>28679942
>>Russian production amounts with America quality control
>>American bravado with Russian pragmatism
>>Russian desire for expansion with American pioneering spirit and heritage.

Holy fuck, we could be to alpha centauri within a century!

>>28680154
This is how America generally feels about Russia:

We have a general sense that you approach things in a hamfisted, kind of retarded way, but we can't help appreciating the gusto you do it with, because we lack that same "eh fuck it" attitude that allows Russia to get shit done (collateral damage notwithstanding). It's kind of like watching a guy with down's syndrome bench twice what you can - not because he's built enough, but because he's fucking crazy. You like them, but you also are kind of afraid of how that determination could combine with that level of intelligence in the future.

>>28679201

>Mosins on Mars

Damn. Trademark this fucking thing asap.

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>>28672350
I just want trade to open back up.

>tfw we will never go back to the golden age of $900 SGLs again.

>>28672079
There is already war against ISIS. Problem is that now everyone is just bombing it. At moment ISIS has huge salafist support and they can recruit more people than bombing is killing.

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>>28680270
"I still don't know what the hell you wanted me along for," I shouted at the faceless golden helmets sitting across from me on the back of the buggy as they produced several ancient-looking rifles from a wooden crate on the truckbed and began clumsily pushing stripper clips of ammunition into them. One of the suits threw a rifle into my chest; even in the lower gravity, it was a hefty piece of work. Sloppily-stamped cyrillic with a soviet hammer and sickle emblazoned over the breech stared at me like some kind of joke.

Perhaps the dust was causing interference on the comms; perhaps they hadn't heard me.

"Why am I here!?"

"You are American, yes?"

"I have no idea why that would matter. What are we even doing?"

"You are cowboy. Load bullet." a stripper clip full of largish ammunition was shoved into my hands.

A dim red speck - the sun - rose over rock-strewn ground as we crested a crater rim. The driver made a small adjustment in direction, then gunned it down the reverse slope toward the desert pan beyond. A likely objective shimmered into view through the distortions of dust clouds whipping low over the surface - a tiny group of purple-black huts like geodesic rocks sat amidst an outcropping of rough ground perhaps a thousand meters ahead. No flag, no telemetry on this coming over my suit's personal assistant. Had to be Chinese, or maybe one of their "African" lackeys. Oh, dear sweet jesus.

I tried - and failed - to tear the flag off my shoulder.

"What is this? Are we claim jumping? We're claim jumping aren't we -"

The russian across from me grabbed me by my shoulders and bumped faceplates with me. I could see the stubble on his face like a shadowed, unshaven skull in the hollow of the helmet.

"AV NU, CHEEKI BREEKI" he said, and then some of the men spontaneously jumped off the buggy into a run, fanning out over the pan and looking for cover. Oh holy shit, they were gonna do it.

>>28679201
1000% erect.

>>28680662
I could picture two staying aboard, one driving the hydrazine powered buggy, the other with a New production precision machined lever nugget a steadyng himself and providing covering fire.

Afterwards
>>"They do not think it be like it is comrade"
>>"Yup"

>>28679784
This guy, as well as myself, is clearly a fan of a scorched earth policy. Unfortunately a lot people aren't willing to go that far.

Someone screencap this shit, i would but I'm on my phone.

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>>28672350
I PRAY for this. I doubt it will happen, but if it did imagine the economic benefits, not to mention the ensuing peace from the lack of proxy conflicts. If only...

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>>28672350
>>28679201

>>28680154
I'd say a lot of Americans WANT to like Russia. Most don't hold as much animosity towards. The issue is we have a massive amount of diversity and differing opinions. I'd say the vast majority of /k/omandos want an alliance though.

>>28680154
We like you, we like the history, we like many things about russians.

Some of the policies you guys have had over the years, not so much

>>28681201
Russians and Americans are more alike than either group and say, the Chinese. The only reason we're not the bro-alliance of the century is that it is convenient for both governments to use the other as a boogeyman, and both populations are swayed by a century and counting of propaganda

>>28672350
>entering office in November

Always count on Trump supporters to be uneducated.

I wanna go back. I'm going to loot the dogshit out of the ak pile and I actually know the secret hidey holes this time

>>28681382
Please continue....

>>28680662

If this scene isn't in the 2020 release of S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Blood of Mars, I'm going to kill myself.

>>28681354
My fault senpai, I mixed up election day with inauguration day

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>>28679201
this so much

>>28672350
>Russia and US become bro's
>Import bans gone
>Fuck Huge military and Russian Women in the US
>SVD's coming in
>AEK-971 civilian version
>Trump might appeal to new made full auto guns
>Civi Vityaz
>Civi AK-12
>Liberals BTFO

Anon, I.....

>>28680662
Please, I'm begging you, more of this, either in this thread or link to a New one elsewhere.

>>28672500
The only True God is Bacon.
Bacon is real.

>>28679784
You. I like you.

>>28682447
Actually instead of dropping bombs and missiles in Syria what if instead the Russians dropped the mighty weaponized bacon against the ISIS hordes? Would they surrender?

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>>28680154
We are bonded by our mutual hatred and need for the removal of kebab.

>>28672139
war is not like call of duty kiddo

Friendly reminder that if Bernie is elected we're going to start dropping in humanitarian aid packages with twinkes and friendship cards on ISIS instead of bombs.

>>28681354
Thats not a Trump supporter thing you cuckholding faggot, thats an American thing.
If it isn't blasted into their faces through television or facebook, they have literally no clue what goes on in the world around them.

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Cap for everyone.

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>>28675504
>implying they wont look at the Talibans track record and do the exact same shit to us

IED's are endgame weapon, OP as fuck and can hold off the strongest military in the worldarino AND their allied support from other 1st world countries.

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>>28672350

This please. I want to remove kebab with slav bros.

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>>28680891

Islam has declared a total war against us for over a thousand years, and they were once an existential threat to us.

Since that time, we have become infinitely more powerful, better organized, technologically advanced and disciplined in waging warfare.

Why not use our current advantage and declare total war against non-reformed (I'm talking about the Sunnis and those that don't accept secularism) Muslims.

>>28672500
Muslimbro pls leave

>>28681393
Anon they (customs) doesn't check the arms room conex nor are they skilled enough to tell the difference between ak and m249 parts. Surely you can find a way to get ak wood

Why are you so concerned with ISIS when you're more likely to be run over by a car or shot up during a store robbery gone wrong?

>>28672079
(Petulant tone, book-smart but street-retarded demeanor)
Look, uhhh, people have got to understand that we were just, uhhh, just getting ready, okay, to really honestly fight ISIS, and, uhhh, just when we were ready, you know, just then Russia comes in with this indiscriminate bombing, this bombing that as I have said and as my ambassador to the United Nations has said, only strengthens ISIS, okay, and, uhhh, Russia has now strengthened ISIS to the point where just when we were ready to fight them, they stopped existing, uhhh, so really Russia is the problem.

>>28672079
Not a chance.

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>>28672350
Codominium of Man when?

>>28672350
Can you uncuck syrupland too?

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>>28672350

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>>28672079
first time ive ever seen a pic of an airforcefag in the field that isnt tacp or sf.

best thread in a long time

Best thread of 2016 so far

>>28685320
seconded

>>28684931
We're annexating to the US bro.

>>28680154
The cold war is over and has been for a long time, all we want now is to remove kebab with our slavic brothers

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>>28680154
Don't be silly, we love you guys, let's remove Kebab together

>>28680662
Lost it at cheeki breeki

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>>28672350
>Post this
>totally forget about it
>see this thread today
>oh cool maybe I got a few replies
>mfw

>>28687122
ya done good anon. ya done good. i want mosins on mars to become a book now.

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>trump becomes president

>lifts all ammo and gun restrictions from China and Russia

> Russians open up strategic reserve ammo warehouses

>container ships full of 7n6, m43, and nugget food flood the shipping lanes

>>28683927
I was just about to say... ahah

>>28687391
>lifts all ammo and gun restrictions from China and Russia
Nah, he loves American industry. He'll keep them there.

>>28687391

>Russia can finally finish its production run of Pak-Fa's and T14's as well as produce a fleet of new carriers.

Finished that for you.

>>28687469
>a fleet of new carriers.
They're only planning on making one or two, and that's all the way in the late 2020's at the soonest

>>28687360
damn i wish i had the patience and will power to write something like this. only problem is i wind up bogging myself down in the nitty gritty details trying to make it "realistic" and lose sight of the story.

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>>28672079

Nah, Bernie is going to win and home don't play that shit, parasites are gonna have to find a legitimate way to make money without bullshit wars

>>28689110
Kek, u so funnay!

>>28689110
Bernie wont even get the Democrat nomination.

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>>28682623

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>>28689594

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>>28689599

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>>28689602

>>28689074
Write with your heart, revise with your mind.

>>28683488
Thank you.

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>>28672350

Cool. First things first, we would need to send all the Iraq and Afghanistan vets back into active.

Shows them right for ever thinking they would leave the middle-east.

>>28689916
That is, unless alll this 'Trump, America, Russia, fuck yeah!' talk ends as soon as its Americans getting shot and killed.

Cus I'm getting the feeling its people really saying 'yes, let Americans use air strikes and Russia troops are the ones getting shot at and blown up. America, fuck yeah!'

We are a nation of fucking chicken hawks.

>>28680154
We kind of envy your cavalier attitude towards life. We just wish Russia wouldn't fuck with Eastern Europe so much.

The last time we teamed up, we hit Nazi Germany so hard they broke in two and revoked a god's divinity. We get shit done together!

>>28679201
>chinks and dots on a different planet from me

I'm down

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>>28682623
i see.......