>tfw Weird Al makes a song mocking the top intelligence a

>>28655250
>Is he suicidal?
No, he's a comedian.

Is weird al's career so in the toilet he makes shitty off topic threads on /k/?

>>28655284
He's been releasing a bit of stuff recently

If the CIA killed everyone that made fun of them, they'd eventually be reduced to killing one another after everyone else in the world was dead.

>>28655284
>implying mandatory fun isn't great

>>28655250
>shady CIA stuff isn't common knowledge
the cats been out of the bag ever since the heart attack pistol was shown in court

Yea, I heard "the night Santa went crazy" too.

Santa really is top tier operator shit.

>>28655350
Heart attack pistol?

>>28655250
Catchy tune

>>28655357

Yes. You would only find the entry wound if you knew what to look for, and the poison is allegedly untraceable.

These days the assassination weapon they use looks more like a tube of lipstick. I think it's still the same heart attack stuff

>>28655250

He's a big guy.

>>28655356
http://youtu.be/I8xhXs-8exs

Weird Al is /k/ as hell.

https://youtu.be/rN6avab0fIY

>>28655357
basically its a 1911 that shoots a 3mm ice projectile and when the projectile melts the poison is released stops their heart and then denatures quickly to avoid detection
and thats just what they've been forced to show in court
https://youtu.be/tzIw44w00ow?t=40

>>28655250

Was getting caught part of his plan?

>>28655250

>tfw military
>TS clearance
>alphabet soup of my choice for work after ETS

I refuse to do it. It's not my thing. I'm going to become some form of lower-level LEO.

Sneaki-breeki in my world is setting up door-kickers on HTV's and talking to locals about shit.

The stuff feds do? No thanks, I'd rather be poor.

>>28655421
No. He's mocking "gun nuts"

>>28655363
>Miley Cirus

>>28655444
Of coursh! That's why he laughed at the end

>>28655470

Oh my god.... Sean Connery should have been Bane.

>>28655458

No he's given statements that he supports the 2nd Amendment. He personally just doesn't involve himself with guns because he enjoys other hobbies more.

>>28655453
>>alphabet soup of my choice for work after ETS


hahah ok PFC 35M

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>>28655453
> This guy has the credentials but doesn't want to be a spook

Top cuck. Pic related, it's not you

>>28655495

Lol, he thinks I'm a Mike.

>>28655284
Weird Al is based as fuck. Shut up.

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>>28655301

If nothing else, there would be no one left to post on /tv/

>>28655250

Because the CIA constantly failed to adequately do their job doing the cold war and the war on terror?

>>28655496

Bruh, I got better shit to do than fuck with shit that doesn't help society all that much.

>>28655508
Well there is a list of MOS' faggot. There are no exotic or unknown jobs. So you're a Lima? cool bro.

>>28655250
This may come as a shock to you OP, but we live in a free society with free opinion, why the fuck would the CIA give a shit what a satirist was up to

>>28655494

Which nowadays consists mainly with being a husband and a father to his young daughter.

And of course sitting around writing up random tune ideas with the Stupid Band.

>>28655250
>2011

>>28655545

Good man. Mikes are mostly wannabes.

>>28655548

Because the CIA is bought and paid for by the Jew-run Bildeberg Group who are doctrinally obligated by the Kabbalah to stamp out any and all free thought that conflicts with their pedo orgy cult.

>See Kennedy assassinations, Teflon Clintons, Pedowood scandals gaining zero traction in court, etc.

>>28655593
Everyone is mostly wannabees.

Going on an anime forum and telling people that you "cud b a spy if i watned" is fucking retarded.

>>28655600
>Over here is my computer
>Over here is my bed
>And over here is my National Socialist paraphernalia, that's not Nazi mind you. Oh! And let's not forget my collection of tin-foil hats!

[spoiler]Would you like one?[/spoiler]

>>28655667

You sound like one said motherfucker.

>>>/pol/

>>28655744
>Redirecting me to /pol/ because I called you out on your /pol/ shit

>>>/pol/ yourself friend, >>>/pol/ yourself

>>28655655

Whaaaatever, guy.

>>28655517
>Weird Al
>Based

Pick one
https://youtu.be/t4cDUp61PNI

>>28655926
ur gay

>>28655250
He shouldn't be. The CIA is incompetent they couldn't even kill an old guy for over 15 years.

>>28655284
You go and fuck yourself. Weird Al is great.

>>28655250
No, he is just American.

one of his best song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA
Word crimes is also pretty great.

>>28656038
Not to mention shooting men before throwing them out of planes. I mean honestly, who does that?

>>28658540
At least you can talk.

>>28655494
Like VA work for shows that have their own subboards.

>>28655984
>he thinks Weird Al isn't based
look at him, look at him and laugh.

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>>28655984
>He doesn't think Weird Al is based.

>>28661040
>Looks at Weird Al
>Realize He grew up in Lynwood
>MUST be based to have survived while looking like that