Don't

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That charging handle not locked in the forward position

>>28636206
Doesn't matter

Bad?

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>>28636135
i-i'm sorry s-sir.

Where's that guy with the collection of Chloe Moretz movies, magazines with her mug, and bra?

>>28636225

Bad.

Really, really, really fucking bad.

Just for the /k/ shit alone you'll have one massive siezure. Then you move onto the Twilightiness. Then you run into the bad decisions of every single character. Then you try to give it some points for Operator Loli, but she doesn't ever really operate, and winds up following around Beardy McPiercingeyes for half the movie like an idiot.

Bad.

I couldn't give a shit about her after that comic book movie that I forgot the name of...

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Leave her alone, /k/.

What movie?

>>28636332
5th Wave

>>28636271
>>28636298
>>28636322
Not even talking about her. She was alright with what she was given. Just a stupid fucking character in a stupid fucking movie.

I went to go see a survival/military movie and got "Confused Teenage Girl Has Two Attractive Love Interests And A 'Badass And Snarky' Bitch Side Character Friend" MK III

>>28636322
Oh, what is she eating, it looks neat.

>>28636360
You got tricked. Use Rotten Tomatoes like everyone else. This should be a learning experience.

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>>28636660
Looks like Yakisoba. Her boyfriend looks like a total faggot with that nose ring though.

>>28636660
spilled spaghetti of her fanboys

>>28636322
I just noticed almost everyone is staring at the camera, and it's creeping me the fuck out.

>>28636776
Its not creepy at all. Was having a night at the hippest place in LA of recent, Otium. It had a cheek retro, early 90s vibe to the place and a center for hubbub much like the old Sound Studio club of Hollywood. When all of a sudden we were bombarded with rapid flashes from what I'd assume is an expensive digital SLR owned by a paparazzi.

I think they were taking a pic of Leo DiCaprio a few tables down from us. Of course I'd stare who wouldn't, filt these people.

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Daily reminder

>>28637459
Chloe has man hands and broad shoulders.

>>28636135
Fuck it, this YA shit is garbage but its going to have the effect of making AR's and guns in general more socially acceptable. How many girls are going to go to a range and buy an AR because of this movie.

Same with COD. Fan base are man children but hell if it hasn't gotten alot of people into guns.

>>28636237
GET YOUR FINGER OFF THAT TRIGGER UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO FIRE

>>28637376
>max cringe

>>28637472
>Not wanting to feel like your domming a beautiful nordic youth and still be str8

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>>28636237
>Chlofu looks fucking adorable with that stock at the first notch.

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>>28636237
I can still hear my Drill Sergeant yelling.

His voice haunts my thoughts like a scream in the dark.

>"WHERE'S YOUR GODDAMN EYEPRO!?"

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>>28636322
>not using chopsticks at an asian restaurant
>look behind her to the right
>asian not using chopsticks at an asian restaurant
JUST.

>>28636135
I accidentally saw it - the original premise is alright and the movie's not too bad up until she gets shot and the it gets revealed that they're training kid soldiers exclusively.

>>28638582
It's what Americans called a food court, if you actually left your fucking basement once in a while you would know that.

>>28636776
Well, it's a dark room and then "FLASH BANG CLEAR!!!"

In today's terrorist filled news reports I wouldn't be surprised if white people were jumpy at bright flashes.

>>28636984
Buddy I've lived in L.A. for 30 years, you can only polish turd so much and even then it's still a turd.

L.A. is shit and is scarcely becoming like Victorian Era London where rich aristocrats are rubbing shoulders with the impoverished worker classes.

Hell I went to school at USC and then and now everyone is told not to stray too far from campus because oddly enough one of the richest schools in the country is in the ghetto.

>>28636984
>cheek
The word is chic anon. If your gonna role play as a faggot you gotta use proper terminology

>>28636135
I mean it looks like shit, I've heard it's shit and most reviews prove its shit but if it gets more preteen faggots into firearms it's cool in my book.

>>28638714
>food
>court
Basketball-american pls go

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>>28637459
im not much for man hands Chloe, but where are the hot gun pro girls. The hot ones are super libs

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>>28638879
That isn't even good bait. It isn't even bad bait.

This is bait that has melted through the ground, past hell, right through the frozen lake of hell, finally stopping at the center of the earth so it could create a second hell designated for retarded people who's level of stupid has enough power to create black holes.

>>28637376
>this was literally my fan fiction eleven years ago.

God forgive me.

>>28637483
Wise words, great anon.

>one of my friends went out and bought a .22 today, possibly due to this movie
>her boyfriend is a hasguns though, so that might have helped

>>28636322
Haha that fucker used flash

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>>28636237
damn I feel sorry for her

>mfw shtf and can get my money back on that eotech.

I thought the movie was allright. Even had trigger discipline, you dont see that a lot.
Of course the Mary Sue alien sleeper and the child soldiers were a bit stupid, but it was an enjoyable movie over all.

>>28639611
Kek

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>>28639702

stop talking about child soldiers

>mfw the child soldiers in MGS V

>>28636237
so you think Eotech would still be refunding people when aliens are attacking?

>>28636237
What is that sling even attached to? Did they just glue it to the bayonet lug?

Worth bootlegging this movie? Looks kinda /out/ as well

>>28636322
>I recognize that gay blowjob

I'd pay big money to see Chloe on FacialAbuse.

>>28639900
Looks like it might have the M203 sling adapter.

>>28637472
And pit stains

>>28638847
Sorry anon, I'll try harder.

So when I bring a rifle up to my shoulder I need to be careful of my chic weld, right?

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>>28638963
Right here.

>>28640698
Now you're getting it!

>>28640725
gross she looks like her dad.

>>28637376
God dammit

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Reminder that this guy is here on /k/. He's probably been watching this thread, doxxing people who speak ill of Chloe.

>>28641335

What's so amazing about Chloe anyway? She looks like any bimbo to me. Can someone explain?

>>28637376

What the fuck is this?

>>28638582
Chopsticks are inferior technology. A fork by itself is better in every way, you weeaboo faggot.

>>28641372
Have fun getting doxxed by Chloe's stalker

>>28640749
I fail to see the problem.

>>28641689
enjoy that lack of dexterous finger motion, your wife will always hate you for it

oh wait...

>>28637459
Just imagine those callused rough hands angrily jerking on your pecker while with the other hand she slides three meaty fingers up your tight hairy asshole.

Don't tell me you wouldn't enjoy it.

>>28642498
Are we talking about Hillary or Moretz here?

>1008 x 2
>seeing a movie with Chloe
She's an awful actor that pedophiles pray to 5 times a day. You could do better

>>28636135
>tfw shitty romance teenage movies will save the 2nd amendment by bringing in tons of youth and women to buy those crazy guns.

Feels kinda weird, but not all bad.

But if Hollywood starts jumping on the gun owner market dramatically...a whole bunch of those demand a plan actor faggots are gonna retract and support NRA because their Jewish mogul bosses suddenly go gun crazy because of NRA money and/or buying tons of rich people toys to impress their Israeli cousins.

>>28638582
I'm asian and I don't even use chopsticks. The only people I know that use chopsticks are old shribbled up asian ladies and my liberal white friends trying to outdo my minority status.

>>28642525
Mortez is doing the work
>Shillary is watching

>>28641883
then youve learned nothing

>>28642586
My gookwife uses chopsticks because she thinks they're easier to clean than the knife, fork, spoon combo.

Doesn't matter to me. They're basically just as good for everything except steak and fried eggs.

>>28641046
>implying this is bad

>>28642694
>>28642586

Chopsticks are the best utensil out there. Obviously you can't eat everything with chopsticks, but they are by far the most versatile, arguably easier to clean, and improve your dexterity and hand eye coordination.

>>28639375
This guy likes nigger holes!

>>28641992
While you finger, I'm gonna fork.

>>28642551
If I've learned anything from /tg/, it's that you don't want women in your hobby. They start demanding things, wanting you to change the culture, shoving their entitlement all up in your shit. Can you imagine ARMED sjws?

>>28644634
The depolitization of firearms and gun rights would be a step forward, no matter how degenerate. Take away the antigun power of the left and it would send them scrambling for relevancy since gunz r bad n scurry is one of their flagship issues and go-to for support from their base.

>>28644634
They hate guns tho

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>>28645942
not all of them bruh.

>>28636292
So literally everything fucking Young Adult story ever fucking written. Only the thing is that real-gunz props are used.

K

>>28636292
The trailer for the 5th Wave looked interesting, but I read the reviews and they all said it was cliched garbage. I trust movie reviews more than game reviews, since I think taste in vidya is far more subjective.

Disappointing, as I hoped for a good Remove Ayy film.

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>>28642525
kek

>>28644634
We already have SJW and shitloads of women.

And luckily for us, most of the ones who are SJW, minorities, women, etc. tend to view themselves as outliers and consider guns as a cool hobby, and they provide a shiton on new gun owners along with votes, even if we do get self hating liberals buying guns and stuff. But then they are admitting their own hypocrasy.

Also we have like 25% of all adult american women as armed gun owners thanks to that explosive growth, so we are a little larger then the female 40k population complaining about female space marines (which will probably happen since Limey PC company will jump on the 'equality' train, and make them not hot and slutty looking neither).

>>28645980
Just a bunch of women paid to hold guns. Doesn't mean they don't hate them or pretend to like them like women do with Star Wars.

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>>28646317
theres a reason i picked those two, this is the redhead's edc.

She is actually is into guns.

>Watching/reading anything from the so-called "young adult" genre
>Ever