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I can't stop foundling my AK
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Alright /k/omrades, I've been a hasgunz since I was 12 but I only had a few hunting rifles and shotguns. I liked shooting them and all but I only really cared about them when I was at the range or hunting. Late last year I bought a WASR 10 and I can't keep my mind or my hands off of it. At first it was weekly but now I feel strong compulsions to fondle it multiple times a day and they are only getting stronger. When I shoot it I feel satisfied for a bit but still feel the need to hold it.
What is happening? Am I getting addicted to shooting this gun or are the spirits of dead Slavs taking over my body? I don't even want it to stop, I just don't have the time for it.
Help.
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>>28627369
Shhh...just let it happen
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>>28627369
Definitely slav souls. Feel the power of attrition war tactics flow through you and go to town on that charging handle.
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>>28627369
>Choice 1
Have sex with it
>choice 2
Sleep with it like a child would a teddy bear
>choice 3
Embrace the Slav spirits and remove kebabs
>choice 3
Take it apart and put the parts on and in various parts of your body, this way you will satisfy your lust of touching it, and if someone try's to shoot up you workplace/school you can run to the bathroom put it back together and kill the shooter
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>>28627458
I fucked up
Pls no bully
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>>28627369
It's the AK controlling your mind, she worms her way in there and makes you think about her all the time, makes you hold her and touch her.

It's okay anon, just let it happen, she loves you, don't you want to love her back?
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>>28627369
The AK is a weapon of power, it's history and influences of empowering many revolutions and led way for the truth.
Soon you will fully accept your slav form and operate like a true slav, removing kebab, eating banitsa and shitting magic.

From this moment on, every time you hold your weapon just think of the power you're holding, this, single weapon has shaped entire continents and nations. The AK-47, power to the slav.
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>>28627369
Refurnish it then you'll want to fuck it in the ass
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Was no guns, but I've had my WASR for about 2 months now and I long for its touch daily. When I'm in meetings at work my mind wanders and I think about just racking the bolt. Long for that sharp crack that sounds like a "TOOK." Long for the smell of powder. Long for humping long distances in the woods with it on my back and posting up under the quietest tree and just giving it a good cleaning.
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>>28627932
He's right, you know
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>>28627369
You've discovered that AK is love
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>>28627369
Become one with the AK and get it pregnant with draco mini's.... and teach the draco minis to become SBR's and spread on into the world


>inb4 Dr8co.
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>>28627412
Its so funny how you retards actually think there's anything slav about a wasr. Yours has no history of being in a war.

It's as slav as taco bell is mexican
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>>28628107
They're made on the same equipment in the same factory by the same people that make rifles for various countries' armed forces. Hell the reason why WASRs aren't being brought in at this very moment is because they're fulfilling military contracts. The the same factories that made the rifles that were sold en masse in the balkans.
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>>28628107
>>28628148
hahaha BTFO
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>>28628162
Excuse me?
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>>28628165
Don't mind me, just trying out this new acronym I learned today
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>>28628165
Butts, Toots, Farts, Other
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I do the same thing with my Ar. From my years on /k/ I've seen this so be extremely common.
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>>28627458
You know I've actually thought doing about choice 2.
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>>28628373
Goddamn, the Slavs have already gotten to my language centers of my brain.
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I'm a poorfag but I do that with my Mosin all the time. Last night I got really drunk and I fell asleep watching Ron Paul videos on Youtube while spooning my rifle and eating cereal.
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>>28627412
I seriously spend like 15 minutes at a time just actuating that action.
>>28627525
I might just love my AK, I've been listening to "Hold an AK" a lot recently and every time I hear that fucking action I get all tingly. I'm scared.
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>>28627989
This.
Holy shit, how common is this?
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>>28628433
Did you get a sling w/ yours? Do you wear it on your back while you cook sausages and listen to Russian Road.mp3?
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>>28628034
I've never actually wanted to have sex with a gun until just now...
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>>28627369
I feel y' mang. I have a WASR, AMD-65, DP-51, M&P 15 Sport 2, and an SLR-104FR and I always have to fondle at least one of the AK's for about 20-30 minutes a day if I haven't gone shooting within the past week.
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>>28628466
Yes, I got what seems to be a milsurp leather sling.
I've only been able to take my AK out for short hiking/plinking sessions innahills so I haven't cooked with it on me. However I do listen to remove kebab, Russian road, red alert 3 soviet march, and hold an ak while hiking. >feelsgoodman
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>>28628524
How is the sport 2? I've been thinking about getting one but I can't find much on the 2nd model. Though I've heard great things about the original.
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>>28628556
>556
>right after a post involving an AR-15 model I might get
My poor wallet.
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>>28627369
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>ordered a new DDI AK-47 from centerfire systems
>they're on backstock and haven't even shipped yet
>the surplus stock, mags, sling, bayonet, and bolt have all arrived
>it will still be a month before the actual rifle herself is in my hands
I have nothing to hold and I am sad
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>>28628565
Honestly? Haven't gone out and shot it yet, kek, just got a few days ago. Fit and finish is better than the PSA parts built rifle that I had before I sold it by far. Don't even regret that I paid a little bit more than MSRP because I was there, had the money, and wanted to fill back up that AR gap.
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>>28627369
i got my saiga about a year ago been doing >>28627458 choice 2 since that, every night
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>>28627369
I'm the same but with my Rhodesian FAL I spent 5k on. It was so fucking worth it. I'm waiting for the day someone breaks into my home so I can turn them into an unrecognizable pile of mush.
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>>28629783
>Rhodesian FAL

Got any pics anon? Pic related is my original Rhodesian flag I post on rhodie threads from time to time but I don't own a legit rhodie FAL to match it with
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I sleep with my AR, dark and handgun, it's hard to sleep without them
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>>28629859
*daki and handgun
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>>28627458
>fucking your gun
How?
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>>28627369
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>>28630117
You're new here, aren't you?
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>>28630117
insert dick inside it
like any other hole you would fuck
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgpEuCUm6SE
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>>28630285
But it's cold metal that wasn't made to be dicked
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>>28630451
I goes by the old saying
>anythings a dildo if you're brave enough
Just use
>anythings a vagina if you're brave enough
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>>28630451
>But it's cold metal that wasn't made to be dicked
Have you forgotten where you are?
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I bought one of the new Wasr imports from atlantic and it was supposedly qc'd. The sights are so fucking canted its crazy. But its a fun gun. I got it cerakoted graphite black.
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>>28630498
nigga plz, whats up with the smiley?
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>>28630561
my sights are canted to hell and back too
but it shoots pretty close to POA without adjustment
just a hair left, but I always forget the tool to adjust it when I go to the range
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>>28630117
>>28630451
Well I just looked it up and apparently there is a philia called hoplophilia that describes sexual arousal when in close proximity to firearms.
How many of your would call yourselves hoplophiles?
http://strawpoll.me/6601519
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>buy new ak
>finger fuck it
>absorb power of slavs
>become the ultimate slav
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