The electrical socket closest to you fires a 12 gauge of buckshot

Fan didly tastic, I lean over when I sit on the toilet.

>>28622373
My laptop!

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I think I'm okay.

I'm actually close enough and out of the way enough that I'd probably be deaf for a few seconds but that's it

Power strip or wall socket? I'd be fine either way, just curious.

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MY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIINS

>>28623137
>that bathroom
Grandma is that you?

>>28622373
Equal distance from two outlets. I'm fucked.

>>28623137
That bathroom is so 70's, I think I just shit out a lava lamp.

I've got 3 power strips on the floor next to me pointing up. Hmmm. This'll be fun.

>>28623308
We're cleaning out the house, because my grandmother passed away on Sunday.

So, yes.

>>28623318
kek

Welp there goes my computer chair.

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I think I'll be alright, might need a new mirror

>>28622373
>powerstrip claymore

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>>28623380
My bad still don't know how to use mobile pics

>blows through table leg
>PC, loaded Tok, and piss bottles all go tumbling
>Tok discharges into my dumb ass 'cause lol no drop safety
>covered in piss, bleeding to death, and lost my game of Dwarf Fort

T-thanks.

>>28622373
It's behind a three foot row of Encyclopaedia Britannica*. No problem.

Get off my lawn!

>>28622373
Left foot blown off above the ankle... Fack.

>>28623401
Why would you ever allow your sink to even have water spots on it, let alone fucking tooth paste?

>>28622373
I have no idea where the closest outlet is. I'm at a gas pump.

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Electrical socket directly behind the bed on which I am laying

Fug

>>28622373
probably just blew a hole through my bed. but I'm okay

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>>28622373
RIP my legs

>>28622373

well...there goes my right foot

>>28623137
That is exactly how my bathroom is set up. And seeing as how I'm leaning forward on the toilet right now, I'll be fine.

>>28622373
(Closest Power Outlet pointed at homicidal father)
Thank you OP

I'm fine but two of my cats are now dead.

Well, there goes my water heater

I'm sitting on the floor currently so the entire left side of my body and the entirety of my head have been obliterated.

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>>28623613
My bed would also sustain damage. I'd be alright; physically, anyway.

Well then, the power supply to LA is dead...

Blew my fucking leg off

I'm fine but my infant son is dead

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>>28623722
You okay, buddy?

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>>28622373

> mfw I just took a round to the nuts

>>28624181
Not really, I have become a recluse because of his violent outrages.

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I'm fine

>>28624726
t. Lincoln Park fan

one behind me head another pointed at my legs lol

>>28625162
I don't understand how your sockets are arranged

>>28622373
If I was sitting in my usual spot on the couch I would have took it in the ass, sideways. Just so happens that I'm sitting in my wife's chair to keep the dog from climbing in it. Dog is laying across my lap and we're watching a Chuck Nortis flick. My legs are numb.

>>28625792
Tell the dog to stop it.

>>28624768
Are you poor?

>>28626300
Yes, why?

I'm fine, but my dog laying under my bed is maybe not doing so well.

>>28623404
>piss bottles
>tokerev
checks out

It misses me and my feet but the computer chair I'm on gets rekt. I'm parallel to the outlet but the chair is lined up perfectly.

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>>28622373
>Fires point blank into my computer's hard drive

>>28623609
Same here bro

>>28627114
You probably had child porn on it anyway

>>28624768
you on welfare? get some sheets!

Took out the chair I was sitting on

>>28623137
Lol wtf my restroomis set up exactly the same

>goes between table legs of kitchen table
>perhaps some splintering
I think I'm alright.
Next-door apartment might be a bit annoyed though.