The electrical socket closest to you fires a 12 gauge of buckshot in the direction it was pointing.
How fucked are you, /k/?
My bad still don't know how to use mobile pics
>blows through table leg
>PC, loaded Tok, and piss bottles all go tumbling
>Tok discharges into my dumb ass 'cause lol no drop safety
>covered in piss, bleeding to death, and lost my game of Dwarf Fort
Electrical socket directly behind the bed on which I am laying
My bed would also sustain damage. I'd be alright; physically, anyway.
If I was sitting in my usual spot on the couch I would have took it in the ass, sideways. Just so happens that I'm sitting in my wife's chair to keep the dog from climbing in it. Dog is laying across my lap and we're watching a Chuck Nortis flick. My legs are numb.
>Fires point blank into my computer's hard drive