Weapons for Weapon Free Zones

>>28620529
Your legs so you can run your fat ass out of Jew York.

>>28620529
learn a martial art so you can register your hands as lethal weapons

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Take a plastic grocery bag, put a heavy jar in it. Maybe double bag for extra strength or use a cloth re-usable bag.

>>28620529
A bottle of ky lube.

>>28620529
Your vote in a free state is a pretty powerful weapon.

Move to the south. Ya, there are more trayvons down here, but we have guns to kill them with when they get uppity.

>>28620550
even lax gun law states have some gun free zones you know that right?

>>28620529
Wear combat boots, your feet can be powerful weapons.

>>28620529
No m9 zone, no problem.
That is oddly specific of them though.

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use it as a punch spike
it the cops confiscate it, sue them for denying you your right to buttsex. Them pigs be homophobic

>actually living in NYC

move to joysee, the gun laws are slightly better there compared to NYC. Or move up north to Yonkers or Albany

A roll of quarters in your fist

>tfw NYC too
>feels really bad man
Fucking hate this leftist shithole so much.

>>28620529
Walking stick and 4 ft log, 1 inch Dia ? Learn how to use it.

http://newyorkcityguns.com/getting-a-nyc-handgun-permit/

Dog turd on a stick.....

one of those 4 cell maglites

>>28620644
>>28620529
NYC here too, didn't know there were so many of us. Where you at?

>>28621478
Brooklyn

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>>28620529
Baseball bat obviously, a pipe wrench can do wonders to someone's joints, or maybe tie a padlock to handkerchief like in the pic.

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>>28621634
Or beat someone with your loose change. If cops ask questions just say it's how always carry change. With the padlock get a small one and say it's the only way you can keep from losing the bandana/handkerchief.

>>28621618
Same dude, where in Brooklyn?

Irish walking stick
Unbreakable umbrella
Indestructible umbrella
Pad lock and a bandana
4-8 D cell maglight

>>28621728
Midwood

A gun

>>28621736
Is midwood leftist? I thought it was populated by pakistanis and Russian Jews. Are you a Jew?

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>>28620529
Ice pick

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one of these, less ghetto than the padlock/rag technique

>>28620529
Sharpened screwdriver.

Sap gloves. I dunno if those are legal in NYC, but most of them just look like leather gloves, so unless someone's giving them a thorough inspection, you're probably fine.

A padlock on a short length of chain (a 'smiley' I believe they're called) - you know, to "lock up your bike."

I'm guessing collapsible batons are out too?
Burly flashlight, then.

Straight razor, maybe.


Syringe full of AIDS blood.

>>28620529
This works in gun free zones.

https://youtu.be/r5YzsHKt-GU

So does this.

https://youtu.be/3bXX8lsaaOo

>>28621329
That's just to OWN a handgun?
Holy shit.

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>>28620529

Pic related OP. keep it in one of your front pockets. I'm dead serious.

Advantages:

>If you're in a situation where you need to defend yourself, whip it out and flail wildly while screaming gibberish. Your attacker will think you're insane and or have an STD from buttseks.
>The police won't consider it a weapon, they'll just think you're fucking weird.
>When it's in your pocket, it'll look like you have a massive dong which might win you some points with members of the opposite sex.
>If someone every realizes you're carrying a dildo call them out for being sexist, misogynistic, (insert Tumblerina bullshit here), etc.

>>28621919
>Burly flashlight, then.
this. CC a 15" maglight with the LED bulb and carry it overhand so you can beat the shit out of people with the weight of 4 D batteries.

>>28620622
>can't carry in NYC
>I know, I'll move to NJ where I won't be able to carry either!

>>28621919
>straight razor
Calm down leeroy, we know you're bad, get back to Chicago.

Seriously though, as sharp as a razor is it isn't effective and I'm sure a policeman won't believe that you carry it to shave on the way to work.

What's the deal with "pocket knives" for edc?

>>28621764
I'm not sure, there are a lot of jews and most of them are probably leftist, but there are also a lot of slavs who are not. There's a map of Brooklyn by ethnicity and support of DeBlasio in 2013, and the areas that are Slavic are really anti democrat. I'm a slav myself and many other people with whom I've talked really hate current mayor for his left is views and especially for his dindu wife and kids.

>>28620529
Either move somewhere else or learn to love nigger semen, or when the refugees come, sandnigger semen.

>>28623000
Cuts boxes
Cuts packaging
Cuts fruit
Cuts zip ties
Cuts rope
Cuts things that need cutting

Can stab someone in a pinch

If you don't see the utility of a pocket knife you are retarded

>>28620529
Car keys, apartment keys and the like on a flexible key ring.

In the even to fisticuffs, place keys between fingers so the pointy scratchy stuff is on the outside. Legal brass knuckles.

>>28624023
>I am a 14 year old girl

The post

>>28620586
This then bend over and let the black man in

>>28621341
my cousin was killed by a poo stick, tension was wrong.

padlock tied to a handkerchief
bike lock
blindingly bright flashlight with a mean bezel

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>>28620607
Combat boots you say?

A Dr. grip pen. works as well as a tacticool pen but won't get you arrested for carrying

>>28621329
>>28621967
>Must show cause for a carry permit
So literally against the second amendment.

>>28620529
dildo bat

>>28620529
pocket sand

>>28620529

a defensive explosive vest.

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>>28621329

go through that process just so you can do this

>>28621329
>http://newyorkcityguns.com/getting-a-nyc-handgun-permit/

so you need to keep, in your own home mind you. Your handgun unloaded, in a locked case, with a trigger lock, and the ammo in a separate locked case. Under penalty of law.

Why have the citizens of Jewyork not stormed City Hall and burned fucking place to the ground yet?

oh yea, no guns...

nice slavery ya got there

a 747 desu family 2000:12 is a unbeatable ratio

>>28620529
Carry a thermos of hot coffee on you. Throw that shit at any and all assailants.

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>>28621329
HOW THE FUCK is this constitutional?

Someone needs to sue these people.

>>28620529
Padlock on a bike chain. This is a one hitter quitter if you just get them on the crown of the head. Michael Moore that pinko keeps a baseball on him, turns out the damn cocknobbler has an 80 mph fast ball.

You could keep an 8 ball in your pocket for "good luck" hold it in your hand and smash a skull with it.

I know one guy who wears a tool belt when he's out and about in dangerous places. Keep a hammer on his hip like a six shooter.

Short version? Blunt force trauma is still pretty damn decent.

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>>28622001
Underrated post

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>>28621329
What. The. Hell.
Why are New Yorkers putting up with this shit?

>living in a state where "no guns" signs hold any water

>>28623980
You fucking idiot. What's the deal with pocket knives in New York. Is in. Why doesn't op just carry a knife

>>28620615
You motherfucker. I was drinking coffee when I scrolled down and saw this... now its all over my laptop.

>>28621967
And to own a long gun. NYC gun laws are legitimately unconstitutional.

>>28620573
If he enters a weapons free zone his hands will evaporate.

>>28628529

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-new-york-knife-ruling-idUSKCN0RM2AK20150922

>>28629701
TL;DR if a cop can hold a folding knife by the blade and flick it open - even if it takes all of his might - you're getting charged

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>>28620644
then leave you stupid piece of shit out of town fuckhead

Ausfag here, at least you cunts have the option to move to a better state. I'm fucked no matter where I go in this shithole

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>>28630517
you can always move to the good ole USA

>>28630629
Unfortunately not an option at the moment

>>28620615
^^This plan has merit.

>>28630629
Ugh taytay

>>28620622
>moving to NJ for the sole purpose of better gun laws ever

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>>28620529
Saw this here a while back for campus carry. Buy yourself a collapsible baton from out of state, glue a bracket to the end and paint the handle some faggoty pastel color.

"What? Oh, that's just my selfie stick officer."

>>28620529
Move to Rhode Island. Their laws are supposedly quite lax.