I live in cucked NYC, and therefore can't have a gun, a locking/sizable knife, or any other equalizing weapon.
What is the most effective weapon I CAN have?
sorry if this is a duplicat - couldn't find a relevant thread in the catalog
Take a plastic grocery bag, put a heavy jar in it. Maybe double bag for extra strength or use a cloth re-usable bag.
use it as a punch spike
it the cops confiscate it, sue them for denying you your right to buttsex. Them pigs be homophobic
Baseball bat obviously, a pipe wrench can do wonders to someone's joints, or maybe tie a padlock to handkerchief like in the pic.
Or beat someone with your loose change. If cops ask questions just say it's how always carry change. With the padlock get a small one and say it's the only way you can keep from losing the bandana/handkerchief.
one of these, less ghetto than the padlock/rag technique
Sap gloves. I dunno if those are legal in NYC, but most of them just look like leather gloves, so unless someone's giving them a thorough inspection, you're probably fine.
A padlock on a short length of chain (a 'smiley' I believe they're called) - you know, to "lock up your bike."
I'm guessing collapsible batons are out too?
Burly flashlight, then.
Straight razor, maybe.
Syringe full of AIDS blood.
Pic related OP. keep it in one of your front pockets. I'm dead serious.
>If you're in a situation where you need to defend yourself, whip it out and flail wildly while screaming gibberish. Your attacker will think you're insane and or have an STD from buttseks.
>The police won't consider it a weapon, they'll just think you're fucking weird.
>When it's in your pocket, it'll look like you have a massive dong which might win you some points with members of the opposite sex.
>If someone every realizes you're carrying a dildo call them out for being sexist, misogynistic, (insert Tumblerina bullshit here), etc.
Calm down leeroy, we know you're bad, get back to Chicago.
Seriously though, as sharp as a razor is it isn't effective and I'm sure a policeman won't believe that you carry it to shave on the way to work.
What's the deal with "pocket knives" for edc?
I'm not sure, there are a lot of jews and most of them are probably leftist, but there are also a lot of slavs who are not. There's a map of Brooklyn by ethnicity and support of DeBlasio in 2013, and the areas that are Slavic are really anti democrat. I'm a slav myself and many other people with whom I've talked really hate current mayor for his left is views and especially for his dindu wife and kids.
Car keys, apartment keys and the like on a flexible key ring.
In the even to fisticuffs, place keys between fingers so the pointy scratchy stuff is on the outside. Legal brass knuckles.
go through that process just so you can do this
so you need to keep, in your own home mind you. Your handgun unloaded, in a locked case, with a trigger lock, and the ammo in a separate locked case. Under penalty of law.
Why have the citizens of Jewyork not stormed City Hall and burned fucking place to the ground yet?
oh yea, no guns...
nice slavery ya got there
HOW THE FUCK is this constitutional?
Someone needs to sue these people.
Padlock on a bike chain. This is a one hitter quitter if you just get them on the crown of the head. Michael Moore that pinko keeps a baseball on him, turns out the damn cocknobbler has an 80 mph fast ball.
You could keep an 8 ball in your pocket for "good luck" hold it in your hand and smash a skull with it.
I know one guy who wears a tool belt when he's out and about in dangerous places. Keep a hammer on his hip like a six shooter.
Short version? Blunt force trauma is still pretty damn decent.
What. The. Hell.
Why are New Yorkers putting up with this shit?
then leave you stupid piece of shit out of town fuckhead
Saw this here a while back for campus carry. Buy yourself a collapsible baton from out of state, glue a bracket to the end and paint the handle some faggoty pastel color.
"What? Oh, that's just my selfie stick officer."