Kirby Vaccum Home Invasion Scam

Picture of "toys" needed. For reasons.

>>28608391
>What should I do?
Get a job and move out, you fucking parasite. That's your mommy's home, and she has the right to decide whether or not she wants guns in it.
If you can't find a job, join the army. If you're a fattass, borrow money, go to school and live in the dorm. But for goddsakes, move out and leave your mommy to handle her affairs as she sees fit.

>>28608453
>3 years since I left my Dad's after graduating High School
This. Christ. Don't you have any pride? You're a grown-ass man trying to hide shit from your mother. I wish I was your daddy, I'd slap the taste out of your mouth.

>>28608478
I still live with grandparents myself =^)

http://www.impactguns.com/armscor-model-206-38-revolver-2in-blue-finish-51281.aspx

back to
>>>/r9k/
you NEET

>>28608489
see
>>28608453
What the fuck is wrong with you millenial douchebags? Do you want to remain infants all your lives? Christ, it's not hard. Get a shitty job. Rent a place with friends or shitbags from craigslist. Move into it. Find a better job, find a better place. Repeat.

>>28608391
for $240 you're pretty much stuck with buying locally out of a pawnshop/gun store bargain bin or scraping the bottom of the gunbroker barrel.
depending on your luck you might find something surprisingly decent like a tokarev or an old .380 or .32, you might have to settle for a hi point if you have poor luck.

Hi-Point or a Maverick 88 will get the job done within your budget.

If you help your mother with household expenses and/or mortgage/rent then she has no right to keep you from having a gun. You're earning your keep and as a man it's your responsibility to defend the house, end of story. However, if you're just leeching off her then you don't really have a say, you can be thrown out at any moment like the bag of garbage that you are.

Hipoint or Maverick 88

>>28608546
oh, local sales are always an option but anymore armslist is hard to find decent deals on. at least in my area

>>28608560
>If you help your mother with household expenses and/or mortgage/rent then she has no right to keep you from having a gun.
Sure she does. It's her fucking property. I would think a site with this many half-assed libertarians and objectivists on it would respect the sanctity of personal property. Fourth amendment much?

>>28608538
Why? Rent is literally money wasted, I pay a lower amount of rent to my family and do a lot of things for them that they can't do. Rent is also expensive out the ass, why the fuck do shitty apartments cost 700-800 a month, I would be a dumbass to torture myself with "muh freedom to be poor".

>>28608622
>I pay a lower amount of rent to my family
You know why you're paying below market rent to your family? Any inkling? Because they're SUBSIDIZING YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU FUCKING PARASITE! Jesus wept, I can't believe the future depends on you cunts. Humanity is doomed.

>>28608656
>average babyboomer complaining about new generation
>doesn't want to admit they fucked the economy and country up so bad from the 60s-80s there is no recovery.

>>28608723
LOL, I'm 29 leechboy, and I was out the door when I was 18. You know why? Because I'm a grown-up.

>>28608747
>Because I'm a grown-up
It seems like it is important to you that others know this.

>>28608656
Why are you so butthurt? Why does it bother you for others to live their lives differently? I fully intend to "attempt" to get my own property at some point but the price you pay for a home is too much so I doubt I will actually ever jump on that boat.

>>28608538
Pull a job out of your ass for me first, pops

>>28608656
We are as we were brought up. Right, pops?

>>28608453 >>28608478 >>28608522

Taking courses at college, so I'm not really a NEET, but it's looking like it's going fucking nowhere and at a net loss.
I'm not black enough to get a scholarship that isn't the shitty state subsidized one, and the economy here is so bad that I don't even qualify for student loans from having no credit, and you can't get a job without knowing a friend of the boss.

Point stands though I want to keep someone from fucking killing my mom and little sister in this complete shithole.

I can reach out to a few other relatives to pull me out of state but I gotta somehow manage to finish this degree.

>>28608569 >>28608560
Thanks, I'll look into it. She owns the house so no rent, but I try to help her out with as much as I can.
Any specific one you recommend, I'm a 105lb shrimp-armed manlet, who starves himself to keep food costs down. I don't want to dive for the .45 like an idiot and break my wrists, but I don't think a .22 will stop Jamal.

>>28608773
http://www.monster.com/
You should be on that motherfucker ever day, bum.

>mfw all these old boomer faggots telling him to move out
>some even telling him to go be a goy faggot and join the army

Jesus Christ /k/ has a lot of dumb old fuckers.
>hurr who cares about money go into debt get your own place!
>BACK IN MY DAY I HAD A JOB AND PAID MUH WAY THROUGH COLLEGE ALL ON MY OWN DURRR

Fucking kill yourselves you impotent old faggots


Get a hi point or something op

>>28608391

SC /k/ommando here

I was scrolling at high speed when I saw this thread. OP, hang tight.

That exact same fucking thing happened to me last year.

>Be at home with wife
>About to leave
>White van pulls up, no markings
>3 Dindus get out, walk up to door, ring doorbell
>Damn, we were almost out too
>Shitty introduction, they want to demo a Rainbow vacuum
>"Sure, demonstrate it right here"
>I point at formal dining room, which is 2 feet away and has nothing of value in it except for the giant oak table
>"Uh yuh no man no we uhhhhh we nee' more dan dat. Yo you got upstair?"
>"No, if you want to demo, you can demo right here on this carpet."
>"Yuh yuh" *makes motion to van*
>4h dindu gets out, pulls box out of van
>Goes to open shity box, I see "Eureka" on the vacuum.
>Not a Rainbow (I used to own one in the 90's)
>"GET THE FUCK OUT NOW"
>They scatter like rats, jump in the van, GTFO the neighborhood
>Wife comes running down the stairs, wondering WTF happened

2 weeks later

>I'm upstairs in the office
>Wife is downstairs
>Hear doorbell
>Listen in
>Hear wife answer the door
>Hear the same sales pitch
>I grab the Sp101, shove it in my pocket
>Run down the stairs, push my wife behind me
>"GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY."
>Dindu recognizes me, gives me the "I'm about to punch you" look and nostril flare those fucking things do
>"Don't fucking tempt me. LEAVE. NOW."

That night, 2 neighbors had their houses broken into, and the getaway vehicle was described as the same damn van.

Fuck 'em. I'll blow their fucking heads off if they ever come in here.

>>28608772
>>28608781
>>28608785
Just out of curiosity, what are you tapeworms planning on doing when your host organisms die? Mommy and daddy ain't gonna last forever. What then?

>>28608391
>240
BRAVO240

>>28608747
>mfw I lived with my parents until I was 25 to straight up buy a house and finish my masters.

You living like some rent slave?

BTW an apartment paid by parents or college loans doesn't count as being independent.

>>28608811
see
>>28608830

>>28608785
OK, you seem like me back when I was 20. I'm going to tell you what I wish someone told me:
College is a waste of time unless you know exactly what you want to do and can get it paid for with a part time job and government subsidies and scholarships- otherwise you may as well give 4 years to Uncle Sam in a POG-ass position getting both job training and the GI Bill.
People think college is the only option because of years of public school initiatives pushing them that way, but trades are a great option right now. There's always going to be work for a plumber for as long as people shit. You can get paid to learn to be an electrician, then join the union. HVAC is booming right now, especially industrial. A college degree will make you look slightly better in skilled labor, but not required. Trades can provide a comfortable living for a man and his family without going deep into student debt on a degree you don't know what to do with.

>>28608809
>http://www.monster.com/
Dude, did you literally just google "jobs" to get that link

Are you like some kind of 12 year old pretending to be better? Because Monster is literally the LAST place you should look for jobs.
Hell, online applications in general are a fucking sham because they use that to weed out people too afraid to actually try to meet them face to face. They only exist to shoo people away and deny them impersonally by never responding.

>>28608843
>BTW an apartment paid by parents or college loans doesn't count as being independent.
Neither does a house or a master's degree

>>28608830
Autism bucks just to make you mad faggot.

>>28608850
Yeah it would be far smarter to move into somewhere and throw money away on rent for no fucking reason, or better yet anchor yourself down buying something you can't afford and be stuck with payments for an eternity.

Get the fuck out retarded boomer faggot. You all destroy the country then insult younger people, you're the fucking leeches.

>>28608785
What the fuck? Starving yourself to save for what... Jesus Christ you're better off taking that $240 buying a baseball bat and some food. Help yourself anon.

>>28608830
Probably going door-to-door pretending to be a Vaccum Salesman to steal shit, desu senpai.

>>28608861
>doesn't have a job
>criticizes any attempt at getting one
Oh, you're right. You shouldn't even try to get a job. The man has it out for you, ain't black enough to get scholarships, gotta know someone, ya know...
Jesus, you're pathetic.

>>28608861
The fuck you on about. There are plenty of online applications that lead to face to face interviews what kind of jobs have you been applying to?

>>28608863
Of course, which is why I saved up enough after working about 5 years while living like a broke neet to afford a relatively cheap house and pay off my masters. I got a free ride for undergrad which helped.

So again, eat shit for pissing away money on worthless rent and literally crippling yourself with debt.

>>28608830
off myself, the only reason I haven't done it yet is because my parents are alive 2bh

>>28608870
>insult younger people
Impossible. You gotta have PRIDE to be insulted, bum. Go ask mommy for a quarter.

>>28608898
Different anon here, my resume sat on that shithole for like 3 months with pyramid schemes calling me weekly. I just got a new job myself thanks to family networking. Monster sucks.

>>28608880
Shit, at least that's a job.

>>28608922
>some faggot on his high horse probably working a slave job making nothing

Keep digging that hole faggot

>>28608914
>I got a free ride
Yes, you did, when you were living with mommy and daddy until you were 25. They subsidized your existence, long past the time they were legally or morally obligated to, so you could buy a house and get a degree. They paid for it, you enjoy it. So you're not independent. Just take care of your host organisms, alright? They love their little helpless baby boy.

>>28608922
You have family issues and your insecurities really show. I shat all over people like you when they worked for me because your kind are nothing better than troglodytes with no ability to plan long term. Get help.

>>28608946
At least digging holes is a JOB, parasite!

What a bunch of cunts. The guy lives with his parents. Help him with his fucking questions or move on.

Same fucking people that complain about Obama ruining the country and lying about the economy then go and complain when people still live with their parents. You dumb fucking republicans don't shut the fuck up and i'm not giving my vote to trump for giggles anymore. one more for Shillery.

>>28608965
>You have family issues
>lives with his parents until he's 40

>>28609002
get a job

>>28609002
You can always go for the self proclaimed socialist himself for real shits and giggles.
You can even put one of those "Feel the Bern" bumperstickers on your car to cause a few aneurysms in a red state.

Moving out of your parents' house to be a rent slave is a bad meme. I feel like it's mostly manlets saying this, maybe they feel the need to compensate for the fact that nobody takes them seriously by constantly trying to prove how grown up and mature they are by having their own shitty apartment.

>>28609014
I'm a fucking tig welder, you shit-stain.

>>28608923
That explains all of the calls I've been getting.

>>28608923
You left it sitting on there instead of actively looking for a job to send your resume to. Of course if you post it with zero effort and let it sit there the pyramid faggots are gonna come for you.

>>28609023
I like Bernie for his consistency, but I don't like his views on firearms. I doubt anything he would try against firearms would work though so I still can't see him being a bad president other than his age being a worry. What are peoples main legitimate complaints about him?

>>28609002
that's assuming you can even vote yet kiddo
go die liberal

>>28609040
Get a white man's job

>>28608391
What part of Louisiana? I'm from Slidell and I'll give you an old .44 magnum revolver for $100. It shoots, just ain't pretty.

And except for being dicks, the cops aren't that bad. But I am white... So..

>>28609059
Mostly dude free shit lmao, idealogical differences, and the fact that his economic plan is literally insane and there is no way we can pay for it.

Also he equates public spending with private savings, if you haven't read his plan you won't know what I'm talking about but it's supremely retarded.

Oh also forgot, he's anti white.

>>28609065
Careful. You'll bait more than just me. I think half the fucking people on 4skin are welders.

>>28608391
I have lots of experience with Kirby salesmen. The thing is, those were most likely real Kirby salesmen. Lots of them are criminals. I used to work at a store and a Kirby sales team would come in every single day. They would steal and leave the ripped open packages on the bathroom floor and defecate on the floor. They would also flood the toilets, vandalize the wall with derogatory remarks about us by name, and even ejaculated into the handsoap once. They were extremely vulgar and rude and one of them also broke into my car shortly after coyly mentioning how 'nice' my Honda was, while being deliberately ominous. Not only that but the team leader was stealing money from a couple of them, so the two broke in his house, tied him up, then beat him, breaking his jaw. I'll admit it was funny to me, him coming in the store with his jaw wired shut for a while.

Another team would come in too. No different. You can look online and find all sorts of articles about (actual) Kirby salesmen breaking into homes they try to sell to, as well as going as far as raping women.

Anyway, if one of those faggot salesmen break into your house, do the world a favor and put a large hole through his face.

Also, Hi Point or Cobra .380.

>>28609038
>Moving out of your parents' house to be a rent slave is a bad meme.
>Wakes up in basement, surrounded by cheeto bags
>Hauls his 400 pounds up the stairs to see what mom has in the fridge
>house is empty, even the furniture is gone
>note says, "you're 50 now, son, time to be on your own. Rent's due on the first. good luck"
>mom?

>>28608963
>all this damage control.

Free ride in scholarships dumbass and I lived on campus. And I also started working.

Hence how I saved up 100k working a IT job for a local company to put as a down payment on my house, just by saving during college as well while I lived with my parents for like 3 years after I graduated. And I've been living in said home for about another 2 years.

But this isn't about me, its about you. So you can continue to shitpost or lie about how you are making 300k right out of high school. Or you can admit you are short sighted and your lifestyle crippled by debt.

And if you want to prove me wrong, just man up and mention your current financial situation. Man the fuck up bitch.

>>28609094
nope, 90% are NEETs, apparently.

>>28609065
>jobs having color
any work that's honest work.

>>28609105
>hahaha I win because I fabricated this fictional and unrealistic story where somebody gets fucked over because they live with their parents
>see if this story was real, I'd be right and you'd be wrong lol
-you

>>28608963
Someone mad his daddy beat him.

Go live like a nigger somewhere else.

>being proud of dysfunctional families.

>>28609038
As someone who is 27 and still living at home with mommy and daddy, I can tell you there is nothing more demeaning and humiliating it is. You are wrong, sir. It is the familial equivalent of being a welfare queen and you should hate yourself as I do.

>>28609084
>Mostly dude free shit lmao
>typed in free room, on free computer, while packing free cheetos in head

>>28609052
The issue is that I did send it to jobs and never got a response or went to an interview in which "wow you would actually fit what we are looking for!" and then no contact back. I have family left and right struggling to keep jobs in a myriad of different fields while they comment about how many people have been cut at work or the hours being cut so they can avoid benefits. The fucking amount of articles that come out about places cutting jobs or hours and how our economy is barely even growing at 2% if not less and that it's only growing in the part-time area. I have no idea where the idea that we ever recovered from the depression came from but I don't see it anywhere around me myself. Also China finally having their "construction" bubble start to pop isn't a good sign of market recovery considering how tied together everything is now.

>>28609112
LOL, I'm not making 300k, but at least I'm pulling my own freight, bum. Didn't ask mommy and daddy to work even harder to support my dead ass until I was 25

>>28609132
get a job, bum. Mom and dad are too nice to say anything, but they're tired of looking at you.

>>28609139
>this shitposting

Yes I held a gun against someone's head and took all those things. Fucking faggot.

>>28609162
Quick question, should be an easy answer since you're so well versed on this:

How is my presence in my parents' house making their mortgage payments more expensive? Why do my parents have to work extra hard to support me being in this house that they would already be making payments on anyways? I buy my own food, by the way.

>>28609136

27 here too. It is demeaning and humiliating and I hate mentioning it to anyone. Only stuck around after college because my father has cancer and I don't want my mom or dad carry the burden by themselves.

>>28609129
LOL, it'll be real soon enough. Mommy and Daddy aren't immortal, you know.

>>28609162
Yes and now because you decided you had to be a "hurr big man moving out at 18 hurr" youre going to always be in debt at a fucking dead end job and never making anything. Congratulations you stupid shit.

>>28609162
>bum.
>working as a senior mechanical engineer with stable income in free state

Enough shitposting, where do you live and how much debt do you have?

Otherwise you will just sound like a desperate bitch.

>>28609183
You must be really insecure to be afraid to say you live with your parents in your 20's. Are you one of those types that won't hug your mother in public because "omg mom not right now my friends are watching!!"

>>28609180
No, mommy and daddy are paying for them.

>>28609183
At least you have a good reason. There is literally nothing demeaning about your reason and I bet it would even get the bitches wet.

>>28609179
Already have a job, larry the cable guy.

Have fun working minimum wage.

Sccy pistols are about $200 and are supposedly pretty good for the money. I've never used one. There are a large number of revolvers, mostly .38s that are a tried and true choice at that price range. Save another $50-100 and you can get a Canik CZ clone. Hi points only cost $100, but they're more of a bottom of the barrel option. There are some shotguns at that range, which obviously offer more firepower, but definitely won't fit in a small lock box and many will argue that handguns are superior for home defense.

>>28609202
>>working as a senior mechanical engineer with stable income in free state
Thank mommy and daddy every day, boy. If they didn't go above and beyond the call of duty to care for their bouncing baby parasite, you wouldn't enjoy the success you do.

>>28609183
See this is why I camp.

So you can take dates out and not have to deal with your parents cockblocking you.

Get some boundaries niggas.

>>28609243
Lol, didn't even have the balls to answer the question:
> Enough shitposting, where do you live and how much debt do you have?


What, too stupid to even lie? Just say it.

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>>28609181
>Why is it wrong to live in my parents' basement forever, Mr. Man, why? Answer me that!

>>28609243
Some of us actually like our families. Degenerate.

>>28608391
>some vaccum guys came by earlier to demonstrate their product
>I'm scared, mommy called the police!
>WHY HAVEN'T THE POLICE SHOWED UP YET, I'M SCARED AND I WANT TO TELL THEM
It's not an emergency you fucking dolt, don't waste their time.

>>28608391
Keep saving up for a gun and have one anyway. Your mom sounds like a dumb cunt.
In the town where I grew up we had a no soliciting ordinance, which made it illegal for people to go door to door.
Faggots did it anyway but it's extra shit on them if you end up shooting them or chasing them off your property with a gun.

My parents are divorced.
Over at my dad's this guy came up to his door in some rainbow colored suit, my dad just opened the inner door with the outer glass door still locked, the guy told him he was running for town council and wanted to shake his hand. My dad refused and told him to leave, the guy was still insistent but left after being told three times.
If that were me I would have drawn a gun to his face through the glass when he first refused.
Another time when my dad was moving in to his new house some cock sucker walked up the driveway right into the open garage, introduced himself and explained he was offering discounted meat from a delivery that was canceled in the area, again this other city had ordinances against soliciting. The guy was glancing around while my dad talked to him. I wasn't old enough for a carry permit at the time otherwise I would have told him to fuck off and if he refused, he would have been drawn on.

We ran in to quite a few more at my mother's.
One recurring one was a panel van with a magnet sticker for some random meat delivery company, all with the same bullshit story. We're here to offer you a special deal on meat since someone canceled an order in your neighborhood, due to regulations we can't return them to our store so we're passing the savings on to you! The others were Jehovah's.

Another time I was completely asleep and my mother didn't wake me up, someone at 1:00 AM was in our driveway with their high beams on in our windows, our driveway is long and our house is nowhere near the street.
Had I been awake I would have greeted those drunk fuckers with a loaded shotgun.

>>28609276
It's not about hating your family you imbecile. It's about hating yourself.

>>28608594
I wasn't speaking of a legal right, more of it being "right and good" for someone to be able to own guns in their own home that they help to maintain. The fourth amendment is unrelated because it's about government soldiers being barracksed in people's houses.

If someone is contributing to a household they've earned certain freedoms that a leech would have trouble demanding. If your son is living with you while saving up for a down payment and he pays half the mortgage, makes you dinner a few nights a week, brews beer for the house, etc then sure you could kick him out for having guns, but would you want to? Maybe it's not worth doubling your mortgage payments, missing out on the high quality food + beer and alienating your son.

If you do want to bring up legal rights, bear in mind that a landlord may not tell his tenants that they cannot own guns, be religious, etc. If you're just a guest then of course that doesn't really apply.

>>28609183
>my father has cancer
Well, see, that's a good reason for staying at home, Son. Congratulations, you're the only millenial in this thread that's not a bum.

>>28608830
Boomers were the worst generation. When will all you welfare rats just die so we can worry about ourselves instead of paying for your retirement that the government had to give you?

>>28609285
Another time at my mother's a guy had come over asking if we would be interested in buying roof insurance. I told him we had an earth home and do not have a roof.
The guy said, "Oh really?" then got in his car and left.

>>28609299
Get cancer so I can take care of you faggot.

>>28609257
>how much debt do you have?
LOL, I'd be more frightened of being a parasite than accumulating debt if I were you, bum.

>>28609271
Sorry, would you mind answering the question I asked? Why are my parents working harder by me being in their house?

>>28609314
*unzips fly*
You can take care of me right now, cockgobbler! :D

>>28609323
Protip: You can't call people who make more money then you a bum.

So go ahead and say what you do for a living now.

Go ahead, show me who's boss....bitch.

>>28609307
>paying for your retirement that the government had to give you?
>>28609307
Gotta have a JOB to pay taxes, bum!

>>28609307
>boomers were the worst generation
This. You know a generation is shitty when they spit on their veterans, create gun control, flock to socialism, and fuck the entire future of a nation.

>>28609323
You're really in the hole to dodge the question like that, I'm sure.

>>28609290
Shhh don't remind the anon that he failed biology in highschool and doesn't understand the difference between a parasitic relationship and a symbiotic one

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>>28609323
>You should pay money to jewish bankers instead of living within your means, otherwise you're a parasite
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>28609341
More like cocknibbler.
>shrimp dick.

>>28609351
>You can't call people who make more money then you a bum.
I can if they're adults that sponge off other adults, bum!

>>28609323
The damage control is real. He can't even answer a simple question.

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I'm Louisiana too OP what's up west Monroe

>>28609375
Fair point.

So I guess you're a bum since you don't sound employed...and you're living off my tax dollars.

I got it now ;^)

>>28609360
LOL, oh, being a symbiote is MUCH better! :D

>>28609365
>>28609323
Looks like someone's first troll right here.

>>28609402
>eleventy-two posts
>still can't justify sponging off parents into his late 20's

>>28608538
>moved back hometown for higher paying job
>moved in with parents because it's cheaper and they have a big unused living space above the garage with big open room, bathroom, 3 bedrooms
>use money saved on rent to put towards massive medical bills
>I like spending time with my parents
>don't care about women cuz guns and lifting are superior

Fuck it. Spending $600+ won't get me a nicer place and I won't have the freedom of being in the country

>>28609290
http://www.allpropertymanagement.com/blog/2013/05/21/can-landlords-limit-their-tenants-second-amendment-right-to-bear-arms/
Crack a book once in awhile

>>28609468
>don't care about women cuz guns and lifting are superior
Yeh, you got larger issues than being a bum, bum.

>>28608824

Hitting the same place twice after their cover was blown?

Are they brazen or just stupid?

>>28608917
This hits close to home.

>>28609500
Enjoy losing half your shit when you knock up and marry some useless skank and then she divorces you.

>>28608594
Shut up you fat piece of shit. You're probably sitting at mom and dads right now stuffing your face pretending you're doing something with your life.

>>28608747
Aww the wittle baby wants everyone know he's a overweight adult.

>>28608830
Holy fuck this is gold. I'm saving this for a cringe thread. The autisic sperg out is amazing.

>Vacuum Salesmen
>in 2016

Did they have bandages on their heads indicating they have been altered to believe its 1957?

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>>28609579
>>28609557
>>28609535
This is now a bum thread

>>28608747
>Because I'm a grown-up.
Did you use the potty like a big boy this morning?

>>28609532
So what's the plan, Hercules? Hammer curls and jacking off until you die?

>>28609635
Whats yours? Post on 4chan how much of an adult you are while your wife gets fucked by Jamall and you raise his kids?

>>28609618
>autism levels increasing again

Why do other people give a shit about other people's living situation when it doesn't affect them? I don't get it.
>You don't throw away thousands of dollars a year to some fat cat who owns 2 dozen apartment buildings across 3 states?! Fuck you!

>>28609643
Have you considered that all this woman-hating and gym-ratting might be a sign of faggotry? It's OK if you're gay, you know.

>>28609660
Jealousy. Most people who leave home before they're financially and mentally ready to (ie: at 18 with their shiny high school diploma) have shit home lives. They hear about people living at home comfortably into their 20s and they have to hate on them. They make the same baseless attack anti-gun liberal shitheads do (ie, the mentally handicapped) accusing the person of being less of a man or a child or this that and the other thing, when deep down they wish their broken home drug addict parents weren't such shit.

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>>28609618
this is now a cuck thread

>>28608538
>Do you want to remain infants all your lives?

Have you heard the term "boomerang generation?" Look it up and be enlightened.

>>28609064
>implying there's not more tryhard conservative kids here than liberals

>>28609430
Stop working minimum wage first.

I'm tired of you welfare fags raising muh taxes. Then I'll justify myself.

>>28609701
>leave home before they're financially and mentally ready
>at 18
Jesus, really? Exactly how long do you need, bum? 30? 40? 50?

>>28609721
I looked it up and it just said:
bum

>>28609728
Your b8 is getting worse.

Lol fuck /k/ and fuck these normie cunts in this thread.

OP go get a Mossberg 500, or a HiPoint.

>>28609740

Gee, funny, you didn't look too far because it has its own wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomerang_Generation

>>28608824
Your wife is a dumb cunt.

>>28609728
You're the type of person with 2 mortgages on his house, a BMW in the driveway, a $30k/year job, living paycheck to paycheck, maxed out his credit cards, and thinks nows the best time to get married, aren't you?

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I don't always live at home until I'm 40, but when I do I post on /k/!

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>>28609728

I don't know about you bro but I was fucking clueless at 18. Fucking clueless 18 year olds are perfect for getting that first shitty job that teaches you crucial job skills - except I couldn't even get one of those till I was in college, and I had to have someone already in the company vouch for me to get THAT.

This Le Epieek Trole shit doesn't really fly when fucking everyone knows how bad it is these days.

>>28609701
100% correct as >>28609728 proves his point correct.

When I saw the /k/ meet up thread photos I came to the conclusion that most of /k/ are double digit IQ, fat, and subhuman.

>>28608391

Wait, they still sell kirbys?

>>28608391
You can probably find a decent pump shotgun on armslist or at a pawnshop for that but you may have to look around for a bit.
>>28609733
hmm

>>28608747
>29
>still thinks people give a fuck about 'being a grown-up'
See what happens when you send kids out into the world before they're ready? Their mental growth gets stunted. Here we have a man with the mental capacity of a 15 year old attempting to come to terms with how incredibly dull and unfulfilled his life is.

>>28609785
He's probably one of those kids who's father gave him a 'small loan' of a million dollars, like Trump or Romney.


My best friend moved out at 16... I think it made him an immature shithead. Which is probably why he got hooked on coke last year and stole 2,000 dollars from me.

>>28609848
here's a wingmaster in New Orleans
http://www.armslist.com/posts/4869953/new-orleans-louisiana-shotguns-for-sale--remington-870-wingmaster
I'd offer him 275 for it

>>28609285
SOME NIGGERS PULLED THE SAME SHIT AT MY HOUSE. Fuckers did it numerous times, too... The first few times my mother was the one who answered the door, and her being the optimist she is didn't think anything of it, although she did not buy the meat from the two gentlemen at the doorway. It wasn't until I pointed out that the van was unmarked and they were not wearing uniforms that she began to show even a hint of suspicion.

The last time, (about 5 months ago), they showed up on my doorstep it was me they were talking to. Keep in mind that I'm a 18 year old high schooler, so I'm hardly imposing to two melanin enriched gentlemen of devious intent. I was polite at first with my decline, and after they began to approach the door I pulled my milsurp flare pistol from my pocket and told them to fuck off or I was calling the police. (Parents won't allow me to buy an actual pistol, their house, their rules, and I keep my rifle and shotgun locked in my room).

Kind of sad that I didn't get to see what happens when you fire a phosphorous flare down someone's throat.

>>28609885
Not much of a best friend. Drop his ass on a dark corner one of these days and strip his house.

>>28609885
>stole 2000$

id bury someone if that happened.

>>28609973
>>28610080
For 5 years he was a great guy and fun to hang out with. He was always an immature "I do what I want!" shithead, but he wasn't a scumbag then.

It's true what people say about cocaine, it fucking changes people. Changes them into someone that cannot be trusted under any circumstances.

>I'd bury him
Since there's bank and text messages to act records as evidence of the loan, I plan to legally bury him.

Not that I wouldn't love to stomp his nose all the way into the back of his head. But I'll try to sort things out in the legal, civilized way as much as I can.

>>28609885
LOL it's not like you need that 2k to pay rent, bum

>>28609760
Maybe so, but at least I'm not a bum, bum!

>>28610193
>>28610175
Yeah you are a bum since you don't even have a job worth mentioning, bum.

>>28608391

I love those sketchy fucks pretending to be steak or magazine merchants.

>>28610239
Lol, you're wasting mom's electricity, bum

>>28610267
Irony right here.

>>28609118
the fuck you got against welders? It's a good paying trade and not a lot of people can do it well and it takes a lot of practice. Even something as simple as welding shitty mufflers on cars pays well. Dunno wtf you're on about other than your daddys dick

>>28610257
or HEY WE HAVE THESE LEFT OVER SPEAKERS FROM AN INSTALL WHERE THE DECIDED NOT TO GET THEM...WE ARE OFFERING THEM SUPER CHEAP SO WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THEM BACK TO THE WAREHOUSE....COME ON BRO...THEY ARE AMAZING BRO..

>>28610257
Someone offering to sell meat out of an unmarked van is the real life equivalent of the Nigerian Prince e-mail

>>28609059
>I like Bernie for his consistency
>I like Mao for his consistency
>I like Shaka Zulu for his consistency
>I like Darth Vader for his consistency
Bro if "consistency" is all you've got, you'd better keep looking. It is possible for someone to be consistently vile and reprehensible.

>>28608391
Holy fuck you guys are a bunch of saggy assed motherfuckers. Op look for Maverick 88 ,high points Taurus model 82s. Mel-tec also makes good hand guns.

>>28610881
>Mel-tec
Lol meant Kel-tec

>>28610831
Dude are you fucking kidding me?
Darth Vader was like THE most morally inconsistent person in the entire fucking franchise.
Especially if you count when he was Anakin

>>28608830
Your hero Donald Trump took "a small loan of a million dollars" from his parents. Many successful people take some loans, live with parents, or even have parents pay for education so they can focus on classes. Everyone relies on their parents and family to grow up. I don't get the myth of independence Americans fool themselves into believing, it just isn't possible to lone-wolf life. I would never have gone anywhere without the support of my dad, the friends whose couches I slept on, and kindness of teachers to show me how to get my engineering degree. I can't thank all these people enough and what they gave me is priceless. But not everyone has resources like that, I don't get why it's OK to put them down for not being born rich.

>>28609509
Well, they were dindus. I think they were scoping the place hard because my wife and I have some pretty expensive stuff in the garage- dindus must have thought the house was a good target for that fact.

>>28609756
No, she's actually quite intelligent. She simply opened the door when the doorbell rang, you mong.

If you translate anyone saying bum in this thread into I'm a insecure cuck with small man syndrome then it makes perfect sense.

>>28608391
>I store my sextoys there
What toys do you have?

>>28611231
In before dragon dildo

>>28608830
I'll hook up with your mom. She's probably looking for a new boyfriend and some meth right about now.

>>28608391
lol is your dumbass from lake charles?

>>28608785

I know exactly what you mean, dude. I tried to get a summer job during high school in the Bossier/Shreveport area and didn't even get a single call back and I applied to all the fucking fast food places in the area. I agree with everyone else about the Hi Point 9mm or Maverick 88. You could always try to find a Zastava M70a, its a 9mm TT-33. Stay away from Jiminez

>>28608830

I live with my parents so I can rent my house out for $1200 a month because the area became very popular in recent years due to a company moving in. Hated the neighborhood because of yuppies, so I rent the house out, give my parents $500, and pocket $700 a month.

Working on buying a property at the moment, but it's going to be for my FFL when I (hopefully) get it later this year or early next year

>>28610555

One of them damn near had me in stitches

Cunt was some mid 20s wigger dressed just as it sounds claiming to have just moved here to Texas from ohio, though he seemed to have picked up the local accent quite quickly, and was going door to door selling steaks. In some faggy rice burner.

At least put some effort into it for fucks sake.

And I am thinking of moving back home with my parents. Both are old and starting to become difficult.

And I will rather die than ship them off to an home.

>>28608391
Hi point in 9mm should cost you less than 200

>>28608391
Buy a ruger, they are OK hanguns and are relatively cheap

Op, do you live ina trailer park? Kirby salesmen love trailer parks because whoever buys them are pretty stupid

>>28608747
And while you wasted your income being a "grown up", i stayed at home and now have two rental properties under my belt.

>>28609387
Not OP, but I'm Best Monroe too

Wanna have a range trip to the police department's range sometime?

>>28610193
I'd rather be a bum then a cuck

>>28609065
Welders are literally only white guys and occasionally mexicans.

>>28611042
>>28611281
Yeah, you millenial shitbags are a bunch of whining faggots, alright. "Boo hoo, I can't get off my dead ass and get a job! Weep, weep, I gotta sponge off my parents until I'm 30 or I'm gonna die!"
Shit, when I got out of high school, in the dark days of that cocksucker Reagan's first term, unemployment was higher than it was when Bush fucked the economy in '08. And I got TWO fucking jobs.
This current generation is absolutely useless. At the next genX meeting, I'm going to recommend we exterminate you all and start over.

>>28609701
Refusing to take actual responsibility for your own well being well after you're an adult shows how little you know about maturity. It's embarrassing how entitled you are. Parasites like you have always existed and once one host dies you latch on to another until everyone else is paying for your laziness.

Please keep telling everyone you're the smart enlightened one for not having your own life though I'm sure they'll all take you seriously.

>>28608453
>>28608538

This

I became a bee-keeper at 18. It really wasn't that freaking hard. You cucks are excuse-less, lazy twats.

>Get to stay at home
>Rake in Dosh
>buy funs
>Also working towards a degree in library sciences

>>28617982
This The Leech Generation doesn't even have enough self-awareness to feel shame at the burden they are to their families.
What's funny, is that these same assholes will rail against social programs for the needy and disabled, while soaking up their parents' retirement fund.

>>28608861
Most places I've walked into looking for a job tell me to apply online.

>>28608830
Inheritance nigga. Also the house will be paid off by then.

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>>28618247
So being a vulture is your highest aspiration in life, huh?

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>>28608391
Fuck mang, This shit happened in Ohio a few years ago when I was in high school. We had like 2 inches of snow and school was cancelled. While I was playing some video games I hear a car door slam and a knock at the door. I rush to put on some pants and answer the door. I open the door and a dindu methhead with a bunch of sores says some shit about testing a vacuum on my carpet. I had heard warnings about these assholes who would test out the vacuum. While Another guy hiding in the van would break out a pistol and rob your house at gun point. I told him "ok, let me get my mother" I guess they didn't know school was cancelled and my parents were not home. I went back to my room and grabbed my trusty 870 with slugs ready to go and dialed 911 on my cell phone. As it's ringing I can hear the dindu saying "whats tankin so long" in his stereotypical accent. Finally the operator picks up. I tell them about the van and they know imminently what is going on. But there is a problem, I live out of city limits and I'm in the sheriff's jurisdiction and there are no deputies close to me. It will be about an estimated 40 minutes and the dindu outside is getting restless. Then I hear a loud THUNK as the french door to my living room is kicked in. I'm told by the operator to hide in closet, then make a decision that I'm not going to act like a pussy while my T.V. and family heirlooms are getting carried away by some van dindu's. Creep slowly to the living room and shoot out the open door. Dindus scatter and drive off. The operator is freaking out that I shot and tells me that she is trying to get a deputy there. Pic related to my face when it takes over 40min for them to get there.

>>28619007
They can be there in 15 when you tell them that everyone left, ironically enough.

>>28619181
Such is life living out in the middle of nowhere with only like 4 deputies.