Combat wives

>respond to bud's wife's needs
>bang his wife
>whIle he's dead

No thanks, I don't need no sp00ky bud ghost haunting me.

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This is now a combat knives thread

>>28607670
He ain't using it.

His ghost gonna get at you for using his lawn tractor too?

>>28607619
>Not shoving the wife off the grave and doing push-ups on your pal's grave, your sweat pouring off and replenishing the grass as you vow to kill the durka durka haji that killed him
>Not plowing his still-grieving wife and training montage-ing your way back to the sandbox
>Not dramatically capturing the haji in a vicious nighttime raid, water boarding him, then executing him with a witty one-liner afterwards
>Not dramatically solemnly standing at your pal's grave as the sun sets
>Not fading to black as a quote from an historic military or presidential figure referencing SACRIFICE and FREEDOM fades in

Wow, it's like you don't know how to grieve appropriately.

>>28607702
>lawn tractor
are you some kind of faggot
also
>cucking your best friend
>even if he's pepsi
nah man

>>28607702
No, he would have wanted me to have it...plus I already agreed to take a magnet to his hard drive, so I'll already be in the area.

>>28607790
>wife is being fucked throughout entire training montage

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She needs a shoulder to cry on, /k/. She has needs. Be there for her.

Be a real man. You aren't Jodying anything if he's already gone.

>>28607894
A shoulder to cry on is one thing, fucking her when his body is barely in the ground is something there's a special circle of hell for.

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>>28607932
>barely in the ground
This implies there is a time limit. What is that time limit?

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Depends if he had taste or not.

If its one of those chicks who turns to food when she is depressed, you might want to move fast.

>>28607983
At least a year. Traditional mourning period in many cultures and whatnot. She won't be hurting financially in the meantime.

This, of course, assumes you didn't already have an agreement beforehand, then I say give it at least a month.

>>28607983
There is no time limit. A dead man's wants are irrelevant.

>>28607619
Any women that has a husban that died in service then goes fucjing another guy is nothing but just a cheating whore.

It does not matter if the guy is dead but if the woman has the guts to actually go out of her way to fuck a random guy or the dead man's friend then she has broken her vowels on her marriage and does not make her a good person.

A true married woman would not fuck another man or marry another man if her husban dies for she would actually stay single after her husban pass away.

If a man is fine with suvh a woman that goes and fucks another man then your just a fucking dumbass and for those males that are married that consider their wife to fuck another man if they where to pass away is alright then just break up and go fuck women then you fucking iidot for marrying a whore that is waiting to go fuck another man or your buddy right at the moment you end up in the grave.

Also to those that think it is alright to fuck another guy when your husban dies.

Go to fucking hell you unfaithful whore.

>>28608311
>broken her vowels

Gonna be tough to try and get her point across if she can only use consonants

>>28608311
Kek

>>28608311
>fucking

>>28608311
>broken vows
Til death do us part.

"Death" being the key word. Its in the contract.

>>28608311
What a dumbass.

>>28607619
not /k/ related you stupid nigger.

>>>/b/
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>>28608311
>till
> death
> due
>us
>part
Tell me how I know you're some fedora tipping single nigger

>>28608378
So basically your fine with seeing your wife fucking another man while your ass is in grave.

Fuck off bitch.

My grandma lost her husband during the war times and guess what she died in her old age because she did not believe in fucking another person when your spouse dies.

She was faithful to my grandpa and to see people not taking the marriage this serious is just a naive loser in life that just likes to fuck and fuck and fuck.

>>28608436
>implying that makes it alright to cheat.
>why even marry the person if you believe in that concept?

>>28608439
>My Grandma never fucked anybody else but my Grandpa!
The things your Grandmother has not told you, child lol

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Pic related had a bro that was so bro, he gave him permission to fuck his wife after he died.

And he did.

Badass.

Methinks some women and some betas are triggered.

>>28608439
Expecting someone to live on just memories of a loved one is just you being a dick, anon. Afraid she'll find someone better to spend thst $500k with?

>>28608552
Truly a cuck admirer

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Your partner died on the job. Your partner's wife shouldn't be left alone, /k/. Do what must be done.

Only if he was confirmed KIA, not MIA. I dont need no castaway shit popping up in 5 years.

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>>28608630
If its a few years I am sure he'll understand. You are good friends after all.

>>28607619

Had I allowed myself to be close to fellow battle buddies I could/might have. Already being married won't effect that though, my bed fits three : 3

If I was single, did more than one tour with the same team, yeah...especially if he died close to return date. If a man dies and me and him were close and I was close with the wife I'd consider it. Death outside the wire is kinda different, those 3am calls....my whole family got them, wife was basically told I was going to die in a day or two and get ready to say goodbye. Yeah, I told her' I broke my foot, I'm coming home.'. Wtf...incompetent officers!

>>28608652
that must have been one hell of a broken foot if it killed you

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>>28608652
>and I was close with his wife
Hell yeah. That's the great thing about married couples. All you have to do is wait. Low effort. The more married couples you hang out with, the better yiur score.

I'd fuck his wife, sure. He'd want me to comfort her.

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>>28608704
He'd cheer you on. Like a gung-ho ghost Obi-Wan.

Too be honest I have in the past. Not a fellow soldier I didnt serve. But when I hear on the news of a local boy that died I have seeked out his widow. Show up at the funeral, make introduction with bs story, find her online profile and go to places she goes, feed patriotic bullshit and act sensitive to her 'struggle'. It was successful 2x and failed 1 other time.

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>>28608311
>mfw i read your post

you're selfish, you're gone - you can't be there for her, if I was dead I'd still want someone I at least knew on a personal level to be fucking my wife well while I wasn't there

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What if it's like Ghost only your deceased bud teaches his widow how to work you like a pottery wheel?

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Never noticed just how much hotter distressed women are then normal or happy broads.

Is their a fetish for this? Seems like a vacant market.

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>>28608845
You're like one of those people who pretend to know the deceased in a burial/funeral to flirt with the women, no?

>>28608845

> vacant market

I see what you did there ; )

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>>28608436
>due

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i'd be there for her

F

>>28607894
What is the storie of that pic?

>>28609250
Kate Mara?

>>28609313
didn't you see Shooter? it's so awesome when it comes on TNT and you get to see nipple.

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>>28609292
MY WIFE IN THE

>>28607619
This chick just won the SGLI lottery, the dream of every dependa. She's fine.

>>28607619
Wife? Sure. Not too big on fucking kids but I guess I'd just power through it for my battle buddies

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>>28607619
>>28607983

>>28609343
I didn't, but Kate Mara is hot as, so I'll prob watch it.

what the fuck is wrong with you faggots

>>28607619
A guy that use to be on my ship died in a motorcycle crash. A different guy from my ship who was friends with him ended up marrying his wife and taking care of his kid. I guess it happens, I don't really see anything wrong with it, people move on.

>>28607619
I'd help as much as I could. Would not lay with wife, this is haram.

>>28607619
Ya, I'd remorse-bang his wife.

Having said that, most military wives are pretty much the town bicycle. I'd probably have already deployment-banged or hubbyoutoftown-banged her already, so what's the big deal?

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>>28609526
>faggots
Only a fag if you don't do it.

How is this thread weapons related?

>>28609599

> This is my rifle.
> This is my gun.

; )

>>28609250
>nipples
Knew I saw them when watching that pos move.

>>28607619
skinniest dependa i've ever seen tßh

>>28607870
Yeah it could be a faded picture amidst scenes of lifting weights and looking over maps and cleaning guns. The positions could change too, and maybe show a pile of condom wrappers building up in the wastebasket juxtaposed with to boxes of ammo getting lower and lower on a shelf, etc.

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>>28610060
Officers wives
Special operation enlisted wives

The only ones that actually look like women. Non-SOF enlisted men have no taste or standards.

>>28610060
Probably still has a FUPA

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>>28610060
truth

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>>28610060
>>28610183
>>28610117

I'm really fucking glad I didn't get married until the military was several years behind me.

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>>28610117
>Officers wives
>The only ones that actually look like women

Petraeus chose poorly I guess

>>28609298
Guy died in iraq or trashcanistan and his wife needed to act like she loved him so she slept in front of his coffin before he was buried

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>>28610032
Hating a movie that has GOAT drummer Levon Helm in it.

>>28610207
He tried to reroll too late.

>>28610199
> E-4
> Looks about 40
> Wife looks like a muddy hippo

fuck I'd kill myself

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>>28608888
>quads of truth

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>>28610264
>>28610207
Never ever stick your dick into crazy fåm

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>>28610110
You are literally killing me with laughter anon!

>>28610268
Bet that's his wife's son

>>28610207
Fun fact: she was the commandant's daughter eg it was a political marriage

Can't blame the man for Paula 'All In' Broadwell

>>28610207
that is a respectably handsome woman

>>28610283
I'd do it.

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>>28610283
>>28610319

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>>28610353
Washington D.C. - Hollywood for ugly people

>>28607619
No.
Even if it was a husband, no.
I'd be there for them as an ear, but it's not my job to be Replacement Daddy.

This is a shit thread, by the way.

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>>28610283
Imagine having to salute this woman

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>>28610207
>>28610283
I'm 99% sure she knew and didn't even care.

>>28607836
>even if he's pepsi
lol I've never heard this before
inb4 newfag

>>28608439
Well if I died and had a wife, I'd certainly be pissed if the whore just moved on the next day and was already fucking someone else. But I wouldn't expect them to just be alone forever, especially if they're still young.

I mean, I'm dead. I'm off in heaven doing my own thang
>implying obviously

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>>28607670
That pussy is haunted

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>>28611003
>But I wouldn't expect them to just be alone forever, especially if they're still young.
what's it like to be a cuck?

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>>28607619
Pfffft, no.

Even if it was my absolute best friend, it's not my burden to bear.

I'm going to live my life full and broadly, not stuck on a friend's widowed wife.

Don't get me wrong, I'll come and talk to her occasionally about her deceased husband, and maybe a bit of financial support at best. But I ain't sticking around.

Sometimes, the best solution to a problem, is to walk away from it.

>>28611219
You don't have to stick around. Its pussy. Finish as quickly as you need to.

>>28611053
Can't cuck a dead man anon.

>>28607619
I'd fuck me some widow pussy and snicker when I think about my buddy being all butthurt that I am taming his bitch and whipping his kids. Lol. Shouldn't dodged them bullets bro.

>>28611261
I ain't sticking my dick where my friend stuck his, that ain't right.

If I want to get pussy, I'll get a girlfriend.

>>28607983
>What is that time limit?
As soon as she isn't literally camped out on his grave.

Yes, you can fuck her in the back of a van in the cemetery parking lot.

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>>28608353

>>28608803
Ain't queer if it's ethereal.

>>28607790
>Nothing personal kid

>>28610207
Jeb Bush wearing a wig