I started doing it a few weeks back, I only stash it away when my girlfriend is over for the night. Somehow it's comforting to me.
I keep mine between my ass cheeks , makes me feel like every things gona be ok
No. One of my nogunz buddies got to handle my AR the other night. First time he's touched one. He loved it and said he would sleep with it every night.
Now he just needs to get a better job so he can pay the bills and then buy some guns.
I don't trust my subconscious that much.
I've woken up too many times with the alarm clock having been turned off or adjusted for a later time without ever remembering doing it. One time I even walked halfway across the room and unplugged it in my sleep. Similarly, I'll wake up with my phone underneath me, on the floor, or at the foot of my sleeping bag, even though I set it on the nightstand to charge every night before bed. If I kept a gun under my pillow I'd probably ND it in my sleep.
I was waking up at weird times so I set up iSpy on my laptop as I slept and pointed it away from me. I got this still.
i do sometimes, but i think i have brain problems
for some reason i just really like guns. something about holding them just puts me in a good place. when i'm chilling at home 9 times out of 10 i'll have a gun in my hand, sitting on my lap, slung across my shoulder while i'm cooking or something like that. it's like listening to music for me
some nights if i'm having trouble hitting the hay i'll grab the nearest gun, clear it and hold on to it as i drift off. i guess it helps me find my 'center'. i never feel more myself then when i have a gun
also every now and again i'll just be cleaning a rifle on my bed or something and i'll just pass out.
I stopped keeping my nightstand gun chambered for this reason. I woke up one morning and found a little piece of food in my sink I didn't remember being there. Then I remembered the fragment of my dream where I got up and turned on the garbage disposal and realized it wasn't a dream.
idk about that
just helps me think about all the good times i've had at the range shooting with friends or walking around innawoods plinking and picking mushrooms with just me and my rifle
I want to, but I do really weird shit in my sleep, as a child I once stripped down, scattered the silverware In the kitchen, and proceeded to sleep in the bathtub
I also wake up at weird times and turn off my alarms in my sleep, yet wakeup having not disturbed anything in my bed, too scared to setup a monitoring program and a webcam tho
>wanting to shoot the ayyliens
The only experience I have with them is watching a UFO take off, but why would you want to shoot them? Do they intend to harm us? Share with someone who knows what it's like to see something that isn't from this planet.
I did with my makarov a few times until I started having dreams I was a KGB agent and started having visions during the day of killing people. Almost murdered my little sister for insulting the motherland, but it turns out she just said she didn't like her cereal. They took my guns away after that.
I wouldn't recommend it.
>didn't like her cereal
Anon, she WAS insulting the motherland.
>I am not of liking cereal!
>Cereal made of wheat that proletariat work to produce for the motherland so we can all eat!
Should've killed the little capitalist.
Maybe anon could trade his Tokarev for some ayylien space directed energy pistol.
>Technically not a firearm
>Don't have to register it, but the CIA will be pissed if they find out
Then don't sleep, wait for the Grays, and try to communicate with them.
Just don't fucking shoot them, I'd imagine that isn't going to work out too well.
Christ mane, you could be supplying aliens with booze and then arming /k/ with alien spaceguns and you're just out here being a party pooper.
Fuck this. FUCK this. I was just about to go to sleep and don't need this shit.
I'm loading my shotgun and AR and standing them up next to my bed, and keeping my M&P on the nightstand.
It was honestly the shaves I was paranoid about but i was an avid low regger. Thank hoor-par-kraat I was a reservist and only did about two years of active because the maweens is paradise for autists.
not really the Marines. Just Military in general. I want to help the country somehow, learn about tactics, etc. maybe see combat. maybe move to DoD work. I also want to keep my Military ID so I can go to AAFES and the commissary and all the neat stuff on base. as well as have my family experience that.
Do it pussy throw your life away
If your not sf or sof like cct the most combat youre going to see in the next ten years will be barracks brawls and those are gay as hell. Just take classes. Unless youre jewish then join the idf and murder kebab eggs
The people are what make it bad. All the sensible people get out after there contracts are up. All the morons and motards reenlist and become SNCOs and make shit retarded for everyone.
Aviation is less fucked in some ways especially if youre a pilot. But mostly only because mediocrity and failure becomes more immediately apparent. No enemy in garrison to keep the grunts honest.
Dont be surprised if you dont get enough hours to stay current and they have to fudge it and when you do fly youre tired for no reason not even optempo and you or one of your friends fucking eats it because youve been doing other dumb bullshit or waiting for someone else to do dumb bullshit. Why? Someone had too much brass on their collar cutting the circulation off to their brain.
Who knows maybe a fucking fairy will come along and fix the corps and make it relevant again but I wouldn't count on that shit.
This. If I was the CO of a small corps of men, it would be devoted to war. There would be no anti-rape powerpoints, no discrimination awareness weeks, no bullshit of any kind. You wake up, you train, you shoot, you hone your skills for killing. Every ounce of energy and cent of money put into it would be for war.
You're a female and want to enlist? Pass the standard PFT and carry your fucking weight.
You're drinking on base? You're gone. Summary execution.
You're raping someone in the buddhole/bagina? You're gone. Summary execution.
You're a female and you're afraid of rape? Discharged and gone. No more rape fear.
The unit is bored and restless? Pray for war harder and train more.
I have no idea how effective this sounds but from the words of every vet I eat lunch with between classes, it sure sounds better than what is happening.
That is the most effective way to train combatants that are ready and willing for war. Modern military is so full of bureaucratic horseshit that it's fucking amazing to me that we are an effective fighting force. If it wasn't for the U.S tech sector I think our military would be worthless.
That sounds terrible because that's what helped strangle the Roman Empire. Have to cut the fat before it chokes the arteries and kills everyone.
How far does it go though? Is there a noticeable amount of unnecessary bullshit at the company or platoon level? At what point does it become truly threatening to the effectiveness of a unit?
From the very beginning.
Take for example the rules of engagement in the 2003 invasion of Iraq. Rules of engagement were and actually continue to be fucking horseshit that gets good men killed. When soldiers can't fire upon a known hostile out of fear for political blowback, there's a fucking problem. America is fighting the most politically correct wars in all of history, I just don't get it. Why wage war if you're not going to take it seriously?
>Why wage war if you're not going to take it seriously?
Because it's made it more convenient for people.
>I've woken up too many times with the alarm clock having been turned off or adjusted
shit this happens to me way too often and my off switch for the alarm is one that actually takes some effort to move. I'm not 100% sure it's actually me doing it tho, since we've had some weird shit happen in our house, so it may be some spooky shit doing it.
I usually keep my hand gun on my nightstand and my double barrel on some hooks on the side of my bed. As for on the bed, no guns on it- I roll around too much. I'll keep a rifle on my couch once in a while, but usually it's put away.
Execution for drinking on base? Literally no vet that's ever served in a weapons platoon had ever recommended this to you. And the military doesn't work like you think it does. And you don't know shit.
And you're autistic.
I sleep with my Mossberg directly beside my bed at all times. Not exactly under my pillow, but its close enough and hidden enough so that if I ever needed it, I could get it quickly.
>Not becoming range buddies and eventually fucking the ayy
Tell me James, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?
Delta Green as fuck
10/10 would remove AYYY with
>Does anyone else legitimately sleep with a gun under their pillow?
That and AK within 4" of me, chest rig with 6 fully loaded mags right at foot of bed. Shotgun on opposite side of bed.
.45 stuck in between mattress on shotgun side.
.40 stuck in between matress on my side.
Magazines spread out evenly.
Draco at food of bed. AR-15 in closet.
That's just my bedroom.
AR15 by the bed. I keep my ccw on top of the nightstand in the holster near a pair of pants & tee since I sleep naked. A few times I've been woken up by someone knocking at the front door and opening it naked holding a rifle has caused issues. Also there's been times I've woken up and put pants on to clear my house with the rifle because of noises.