ITT: We make anti-gun comics fun.

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>>28584162
And have my edit.

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Have another edit.

>>28584162
This is so bad.

>>28584162

Is this a product of real life?

>>28584162
I hope the author of that comic becomes culturally enriched soon.

>>28584162
This dumb ass is actually trying to say that people don't kills, guns make people kill.

>>28584162
I don't get it.

The gun worked and he's safe.

????????????????????

>>28584191
underappreciated kek

>>28584465
Only if i could fucking understand it!

>>28584162
I don't get if this is supposed to be bad anti-gun comic or tasteless vilification of mentally ill.

>>28584162
>in the last panel we can see a poorly drawn Sterling Archer buying his mother a new CC gun

>>28584552
but she already has a .44 and a PPK
why would she (forgive me murdercube) "need" a new carry?

>>28584628
Why?

Why not?

>>28584507
It's supposed to be criticizing the American gun culture that equates guns with masculinity and encourages aggressive behavior, and uses the self defense meme to cover up for it's small-penis psychology.

I know this because I am a libtard and thats what we see when we look at gun rights activists. This comic is still shit however, since it can't even relay it's intended message properly.

>>28584628
Well, he's probably gone and knocked up another whore.

>>28584162
That comic was so bad I thought it was the edit. I legit was laughing at the part about hims shooting dindus.

>>28584858
Fuck off Tom Tomorrow

>>28584162
What liberals actually believe.png

Needs more "ave nex alea" imo.

>>28584191
>kawaii ne
Lost it

>>28584402
>people don't kills

>>28584191
I don't read moon runes.

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MY SIDES!

>>28584450
Liberals believe getting roasted is justifiable to use stand your ground

>"some guy just called me a hot head"
>"well I better fucking shoot him then"
>this is what liberals actually believe

>>28584191
it's funnier if you don't speak Japanese

but I give you points for trying

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time to bust out the 'shoops

original

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>>28587407
my edit

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original

>there's no way that real people could have viewpoints that differ from my own
>it must is the nra and the profiteering companies

>>28584366
Yes, all guns are sentient and telepathic.

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>>28587449
shooooop

>>28587097
The bootlick is strong with this one.

>>28587449
>>28587482
She is just as hideous in that comic as she is in real life.

>>28584191
I don't get it.

>>28584162
>non-Caucasian
Well I'm Asian. Comic disregarded. I can have funs if I want.

>>28587097

More sameface than tim buckley

>>28584162
Reminds me of that one Pink Panther cartoon with the annoying talking scale.

>>28584162
This has to be a parody, the gun illustrations are way too accurate to be done by a complete anti.

>>28584162
>Libs actually believe that guns have mind control powers
We used to use this as an over the top joke for fucks sake, isn't this what they call Poe's Law?

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how bout some horseshit?

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and the truth

>>28588059
>having pistols literally strapped to your knees
wut?

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>>28588087
The smiles were a nice touch.

>>28587420
I just saved this

>>28588087
I'd change it to the statue having "Second Amendment Version 1.0" and the guy have "Second Amendment Version 2.0".

>>28587449
So, if I'm reading this right, her flimsy piece of paper is useless in the face of men with guns?

>>28587407
Why does the AR have the krinkov muzzle device and the AK mag?

>>28588300
No, dude. Her piece of paper is just a useless piece of shit.

>>28588059
>Citizens possessing contemporary military small arms

That's literally how the founding fathers defined it.

>>28587420
Remove fagpul logo and its good nigga

>>28588312
Even more hilarious, it's some shitty MidwayUSA 14x1 bell MD that does absolutely nothing but add weight and length to your barrel.

>>28584552
Thank god I'm not the only one who saw Sterling Archer.

>>28587097
The last panel though... my sides have been shot by a crazed ground-standing white man!

>>28588087
He needs a cannon in the background.

>>28587097
Actually I think someone should make that product. It would be kinda a joke but I know if I was a kid I'd think it was fun (though I'd not rp as those ner>>28587154
ds who are occupying that building).

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>>28587097
I know this is probably written by a libshit trying to be funny, but people misunderstanding the Bundy situation really pisses me off.

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2016/01/03/full-story-on-whats-going-on-in-oregon-militia-take-over-malheur-national-wildlife-refuge-in-protest-to-hammond-family-persecution/

>>28587407
>>28587420
This just makes me want to put Krink brakes on everything.

>>28587097
but this comic has raised issue with federal government corruption.

I honestly, truly fail to understand how people can consider themselves enlightened to the misguided and harmful acts of governments while remaining opposed to arming the oppressed citizens.

why do liberals hate the government AND hate guns, /k/?
whyyyyyy

>>28588436
No. "Liberals" love guns and the government. The issue is that the government doesn't work the way they want it to and people they don't like have guns.

>>28588470
but the armed people that they dislike are also opposed to the way the existing government works.

whatever happened to "the enemy of my enemy..."

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I know this isn't what the thread was for but it made me laugh

>>28588418
i'm reading up on the situation, and i can't see an angle that isn't anti-government protesters (terrorists) occupy a government building illegally for two ranchers who were lawfully found guilty of a crime. they themselves are complying with the law and distancing themselves from the bundy cumstains.

>>28588180
Or just label thwm both 2nd amendment since they both are

>>28588492
>expecting an intolerant and hateful group like the liberals to consider anyone who thinks differently from them a friend

>>28588605
Well,
1. they are not terrorists, since they have not attacked anyone. They are armed in case some government agent gets funny ideas in his head.
2. The ranchers were not lawfully found guilty of a crime- the "no double jeopardy" rule was breached in sentencing.
3. the ranchers are NOT "complying with the law" - they have been illegally arrested on trumped-up charges of terrorism

>>28587407
This one actually is pretty cool. I gives off a sort of rebel vibe.

>>28589242
> they didn't actually commit any terrorist acts. They just used armed force to occupy a government building with the aims of enforcing their political will.

You are the worst kind of cancer.

>>28587161
Meh, it's googe translate-fu

>>28589658
They could have gone in there without guns to the same effect. The building was unoccupied at the time.

>>28588316
This.
Cause the minutemen's rifles were actually more advanced than the smooth bore Brown Bess the the Brit red coat had.

So let the troops have m16s! I'll take my rail gun now please.

>>28589972
Yes, they could have gone in there without weapons for a peaceful protest. they didn't. They went in there openly and visibly armed, and their being armed was part of their statement.

>>28589972
And they would have been promptly arrested.

The guns give the goverment a moment of pause.

They've been down this road before, at ruby ridge and Waco.
The guys in the building aren't hurting anyone. But if the goverment forces the issue it will get ugly.
Who wins then? It's another PR disaster for the gov.
The protesters get rekt, but prove the gov. Doesn't give a shit about anybody.

It's lose/lose. Unless you

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>>28588328
It looks funky with nothing in the middle

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>>28590864
still seems empty with just the logo

>>28589242
>3. the ranchers are NOT "complying with the law" - they have been illegally arrested on trumped-up charges of terrorism

Arson of federal property might be legitimately considered terrorism.

>>28591084
They burned a shitload more of their OWN property than federal. They also stopped the fire that was going to destroy a shitload of land on either side of an arbitrary border.

Arbitrary thought that's independent also makes you a thought criminal. Do not move from where you are, the secret police are already on their way.

>>28584162
Daily reminder that anti-gun leftists are literally animists. No different from primitives who worship rocks and trees and shit. The literally believe that hunks of metal have magical powers that exert influence over the unwary.

>>28590868
American flag, a snek, two crossed firearms, etc.

>>28591179
Burning more of your shit doesn't make burning public land ok. You can't just say oops my bad sorry I burned this federal protected land. Also the two men in question have distanced themselves from these morons and stated they will serve their sentence, but hope for a pardon.

>>28591389
They ALREADY SERVED their sentence. Their sentence got changed after they had been released, in defiance of all double jeopardy and sixth amendment laws. But
> muh terrorism,
so the state thinks it can act with impunity.

>>28588492
It's an election year, we gotta play both sides against each other

>>28588920
/k/ isn't quite what I'd call friendly and accepting either.

>>28590868
a star ?

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>>28587420
>AK mag
>AR foregrip
>AK muzzle brake
What the fucking fuck, libtards? If you're gonna make fun of us, do it with some accuracy.

>>28591630
Cmmg mutant

>>28587407
That's supposed to be anti-gun? Shit, I'd rock it as-is.

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>>28590868
Tried to make it into an AK and put II in the center of the bird.

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>>28589242
>Using threat of force to hold a facility in order to force a political change
That is literally fucking terrorism
>Incorrect initial sentencing did no meet federal mandatory minimums
Yes, it sucks to have to go right back into prison, but that's not double jeopardy, they literally did not serve a complete sentence. Now, is it valid to critique the problem of mandatory minimums? Yes. Is it a good justification for an armed occupation with a stated goal of turning public land back to private ownership? Fuck you if you say yes.
>3. the ranchers are NOT "complying with the law" - they have been illegally arrested on trumped-up charges of terrorism
They got arrested, sentenced, and went to prison for acts of arson they did. And have stated that the terrorists don't speak for them.

Also, pic related is what daddy Bundy was avoiding to leach off we the people.

>>28591415
No, they partially served the federal minimum sentence for the crime.

>>28591179
if you actually knew anything about anything you'd know that ranchers do controlled burns of land all the time, the BLM even admitted that the burns increased the value of the land. The ranchers have been practising this on their land for a century without accident, the problem is that they are being charged for terrorism for losing control of a burn, the only danger of which was to the rancher's property.

>>28595552 sorry, meant for>>28591084

>>28595473
>that pic
yes let the government tell you that freedom isn't safe or profitable, not like their huge land grabs and underhand tactics using the fed have anything to do with the competitive market being so inflated.

by all count's the federal building occupiers are in accordance with the constitution, the very fact that federal power is even concerned in this case is proof of it's unconstitutional over reach into state business, but we are all so used to them rewriting laws to fit their expanding government that we forget about the fundamental rule of law put in place to limit federal power. why do you think the feds always back down from these things? because if they give anyone the chance to raise enough money and support the whole scam will be beholden to the entire US population, whether they will care is a different question but the fed isn't likely to take chances on it's monopoly of public opinion.

>>28595618
>why do you think the feds always back down from these things?
Because it';s easier than the fucking circus that things like Waco and Ruby Ridge caused, you twat. The terrorists will get bored, go home, get arrested, and everyone will forget it in 2 months.

>>28595656
if they are terrorists there wouldn't be any worry about killing them.

>>28595679
>feeding the trolls

Let them embarrass themselves as grown-ass men throwing a temper tantrum.

>>28595515
Fucking kek

>>28584162
Not knowing anything about the author or the strip I would just assume this was a pro-gun-rights satire of people who act like guns make people violent.
Not that the author actually thinks that. It's too ridiculous to be sincere.

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I don't really dig the snek, let the train continue.
Also erased to magazine to make more ambiguous.

>>28595679
>if they are terrorists there wouldn't be any worry about killing them.
>The stated goal is to goad the US government into a violent assault and turn them into martyrs
>Implying ignoring them isn't the exact optimal solution
http://www.sfgate.com/nation/article/Oregon-militia-will-get-55-gallons-of-lube-for-6762936.php

>>28588316
Not just small arms.
It's easier to legally get a functional cannon today than a full-fun rifle.

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>>28584191
Fixed.

>>28584260
what the fuck does the Bureau of Land Manag... oh, nevermind

>>28584162
>Tomo Tomorrow
That guy is the living personification of the straw man argument.

>>28596066
I like it

>>28595515
Can we turn tom tomorrow into the next ben garrison? please?

>>28596070
he just spent $1000 on that
why

he probably just canceled the order and put the image on twitter for laughs

>>28596070
they are performing an armed protest to bring attention to the federal infringement of their rights and the autonomy of the state they chose a symbolic to the context of the case location, in the middle of no where, not near any civilians. it is the fed's choice whether to escalate, they are exercising their rights to meet with the federal government on their own footing over grievances relating to unchecked federal tyranny. not even the feds have declared them terrorists, only slack jawed jackasses and faggots who lap up the liberal media's sewage like you.

>>28596186
Oh god yes I want to see this happen. Someone tell /pol/ to get to work on it.

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>>28596198
It's the same company that successfully sold out of boxes of literal bullshit. He can afford a troll purchase like that.

>>28596202
Nobody who actually lives there wants them there.

>>28587097
Lololol

Militafags BTFO

>>28588377
That was the only good bit.

>>28596273
how inconvenient for the people land laws don't affect

>>28596273
Why would people buy that? I understand there's the card game, but why?

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>>28596318
>Bunch of out of state assholes show up to occupy a nature reserve of their behalf
>Locals, including the Hammonds, denounce their presence
>how inconvenient for the people land laws don't affect

>>28596325
It was a Black Friday special item that people thought might be more cards, or just for the novelty, who knows?

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>>28593265
Nice MS paint skills, loser.

the people in the comic were already swirly eyed before they went up to the gun, there's no panel with non-swirly eyes

>>28588605
>anti-government protesters are terrorists now
Holy shit dude, then we should be arresting a shit ton more protesters all over the country. Fuck it, throw that whole 1st Amendment out. It's gay anyways.

I'm normally very pro police, pro military, etc. Even I'm on the side of the protesters in OR.

Thread derailed so hard.

>>28596345
There are also locals who support the cause, and many of the militia are locals as well.

The media has framed this to look as bad as they can get away with, and do not report on the sympathizers

>>28596445
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/i-didnt-come-here-to-shoot-i-came-here-to-die-oregon-militia-occupiers-fess-up-to-local-reporters/
That's not a protester, that's a slow suicide bomber.

>>28596445
> armed occupation is "protest"

All this fucking cancer.

>>28584260
Did someone seriously make an original with this kind of logic? Wow it's almost like different problems have different answers. Libs confirmed for never moving beyond 2nd grade reasoning

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>>28588087

>>28597356

so how much do you get paid to post here, officer?

>>28587097
It drives me crazy when people equate BLM protests to the Oregon Militia protests. Last time I checked, no buildings/cars were firebombed by the militia and they're actually polite to everyone involved. All I fucking hear is "Lol iff dey wusn't white dey'd be keeled". No fucking shit because dindus can't have a fucking protest without chimping out

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>>28597487
>Lol iff dey wusn't white dey'd be keeled
The Black Panthers have carried out hundreds of armed protests without getting into a war. Turns out when you don't fuck with cops they don't have a reason to fuck with you in front of a bunch of witnesses.

I'm not holding up the Black Panthers as a shining example of how to do things right here, just saying it has happened.

>>28587584
So guns only whisper evil thoughts to white people? Awesome, asian gun owners go!

>>28597569
More like the Black Panthers are a terrorist organization that even cops know not to fuck with unless strictly necessary.

If they were unaffiliated, they'd be having their asses beat.

>>28597487
http://www.alternet.org/tea-party-and-right/oregon-militias-behavior-increasingly-brazen-public-property-destroyed
They're destroying fences and breaking the site's security cameras, and driving the federally-owned vehicles around.

>Send us snacks!
>Can freely go to the grocery store any time they want to

>>28597580
What I want to know is when the shit have all these cases of a white citizen gun owner going cowboy on black kids happened

The only non-cop one I can think of in recent memory where there was even a QUESTION of the shooter being in the wrong was Zimmerman and he would have been playing El Mariachi anyways :^)

>>28595515
Forgive my newness, but what does "bix nood" translate to?

>>28597741
Nothing, it's from an old racist comic /b/ found long ago

>>28597741
www.google.com

>>28597741

http://bixnood.ytmnd.com/

https://youtu.be/LoA7K_pg52Y

>>28597814
Ah, the unhelpful smartass answer.

>>28597635

.>believing alternet

>>28590868
The only obvious answer is our lord and savior Trump

>>28597936
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ore-militia-remove-cameras-pave-roads-wildlife-refuge-article-1.2499550

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>>28587097
>>28584162
Prototype AK-47's for everyone!

>>28597840
It's the best answer when the result takes 1 second.