> You are innawoods when you encounter the slavic gun fairy

Damn, no shoes. Aren't her feet cold?

>item
>hero

Now I'm invincible.

>>28583712
[x]Magic - Charm Monster

>>28583712
Fuck off with this weeb shit

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>>28583712
What option does my dick count as?

>>28583741
How fast do you end up staring at a broad's feet when a picture is posted?

Run

>>28583712
[X] Item - Salo

>>28583712
>[x] item
Condom

>>28583712
[X] Mercy

>>28583767
Not him

But I usually notice legs and thighs pretty fast. Face -> stomach area -> legs -> T/A. I'm a sucker for a good midriff and legs.

Then again fuck if I know. Never got to touch any of that stuff.

>>28583810
Pretty overrated imo

>>28583712
>>28583765

Apparently some people think these aren't white people. I don't quite understand.

>>28583775
Why tho?

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>>28583765
>What option does my dick count as?


>Gun Fairy casts Enlarge Person!
>Unzip pants and cast Summon Monster IX

>>28583712
[Item]
Pickled red cabbage

[Item]
Vodka

[Magic]
Belarusian fairy tale about outsmarting wolves

[Item]
Beeswax candle

[Magic]
Mediator : Invite

>>28583741
If you are accustomed to real cold, and temps are only a little below freezing, you can handle barefoot on show for a long damn time.

>>28583712
> [ ] Fight
> [ ] Magic
> [ ] Item
> [ ] Run
> [X] Muh dick

>>28583810
Seriously?

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>>28583867
That sounds about right.

>>28583984
Yes

>>28584017
How old are you, m8?

>[x] rape
>[ ] don't rape

>>28584036
Overrated

>>28584029
24

And yeah, I know, it sucks pretty bad

>>28583828
>slavs
>white

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>>28583946
This desu

>>28584047
Never touched a girl at all?

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>>28584046
I thought that was clever anon

>>28584069
I meant rape

>>28583767
>first thing

>>28584059
In that way, no. Never even kissed.

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>>28584114
>tf

>>28584133
I don't actually drink because I know that the day I taste alcohol is the day I become an alcoholic.

>>28584114
I thought it was bad to lose my virginity at 20. Fuck, man

>>28584114
You ain't missin nothin son.
Women are the devil.

>>28584166

27 reporting.

Being a kissless virgin has it's perks.

...I guess I will never be accused of rape?

>>28584156
You're bringing me down hard, brother

>>28584156
this nigga is too pure for this word, the fuck you doing in a place like this?

>>28584211
This

>>28584185
Sry, bro. This is the only place where I can talk about this.

At times I feel really really lonely and unloved. Then I just go out and do some shenanigans to forget about it. Usually it helps. And actually I'm doing that just now. Waiting for my turn in customs check out, going to Russia. Gonna snuggle some cigarettes and booze to make some money.

Anyways, thanks for understanding.

>>28583712
I'll do the Kalinka and say God bless Kalshinakov not Stoner. Maybe I'll receive all the Slav guns I want.

>>28584184
22 KHDV here. Shit is lonely, but at least I don't need to justify my purchases to anyone.

>>28583712
[ ]Rape
[ ]Rape
[ ]Rape
[ ]Rape
[ ]Rape
[ ]Rape

>>28584083
Good choice

>all these whining isles kissless virgins
Get over yourselves

>>28583828
Slavs definitely are not white

>>28584343

I feel pretty white though...

>>28584083
>Pounding a crying, terrified, subjugated pussy is overrated

>>28584235
Never give up. It took me quite a while to get a first relationship myself, but once you get over the initial hurdle and figure out what works for you it becomes a lot easier.

>>28584343
Since when has "white" ever been a homogenous group anyway?

>>28583767

wheredoyouthinkweare.meme

>>28583778
>Not [X] Flirt

>>28583712

> [ ] Fight
> [ ] Magic
> [ ] Item
> [ ] Run
>[ ]Rape
>[X] Consensual Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

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>>28583844
That's why.

>>28584184
28, not kissless, still a virgin.

I was saving it for marriage, now all the single girls my own age have children. I was never serious about dating because I wasn't in any position to support a family. Now that I've got a real job, I feel like Christmas cake doesn't just refer to Japanese spinsters.

I'm a jailbait magnet however, which is shit because that shit really scares me.

One day I'll get over the hangup I have over dating girls 10 years+ younger than me, probably just in time to go to jail for dating a highschooler.

>>28583741
More proof it's a slavic gun fairy.

>>28584461
Does this mean China and half of Africa are white?

>>28584461
>he doesn't realize white trash exists

>>28584512
White trash by definition has to be white and Russians are not white.

>>28584466
>I was saving it for marriage
Dumbass

>>28584114
I lost my virginity at 15
The condom mysteriously had a hole in it, she "accidentally" forgot birth control and wrapped her legs around me "unconsciously"

Finding a good girl is nice but one bad chick can fuck things up


I have trouble trusting women now.

>>28584036
>raping
>not stealing that gun
)-:<
The murder cube does not approve.

>>28584557
>implying you don't disarm her as part of the rape
What kind of n00b are you?

>>28584541
Yeah, wanna fight about it?

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>>28583712
[x] fight, steal gun, [x] run away

>>28584571
Not especially

[] Item - wedding ring

>>28583712

>those options

Turn off the game. Weeb RPG's are literally cancer

>>28584461
Does Alaska actually have that much or is it just considered the same as the U.S. for the purpose of this map?

>>28584235
I too am a kissless/hugless virgin, scared of becoming an alcoholic, learning Russian and planning to travel there so that I could live out a ridiculous fantasy of being an arms dealer. I will probably find trouble and die very quickly though.

But maybe, just maybe, we will meet there.
Hold your nugget, I know you have one, and I will hold mine. Together we are kindred spirits my friend. We will never be alone.

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>>28583810
>legs
Ma nigga.

Girl abs, muscular legs, and at least as tall as me is my dream girl.

>>28584682
It's by country obviously. Alaska is not a separate country.

>>28584682
I'm sure it's just the national average, but I'm sure AK is above average because they have a needle drug problem, and that's the primary way it spreads in the US.

[x] Item - Canned Ham

>>28584695
So... You want a tranny?

>>28584543
Also i just want to add she didn't get pregnant.

It was a stroke of luck, no pun intended

>>28584047
Do what I did when I was 25- rent a hooker. Or escort, whatever you want to call them.

Be upfront about being a noob. Tip generously, at least $40. Showered no more than 6 hours ago. Be cordial, and say thank you when you're done. Don't carry a huge amount of extra cash, and don't carry/wear anything that you'll miss if it gets stolen.

>>28584461
> South Africa
> < 0.1
Nigger, what? Fucking 19% of South Africans have HIV!

>>28585246
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be too comfortable doing that.
And it's not about the sex and the virginity that much (says a man who has never even seen tits irl), but the lack of any emotional connection.

I'm pretty sure I'd be more stoked about a good meaningful kiss than meaningless sex.

Then again fuck if I know.

>>28584695
I actually meant feminine, shapely legs, but to each their own.
I don't mind abs but I love a stomach that is flat and toned but has just a bit of softness to it. Looks great.

>>28584685
Hi bro. I got some homo erotic vibes from the nugget thing btw was that intentional?

Anyways, do you have problems talking to girls? Because I don't. I can talk to girls just fine and am not an autism maximus. But I can't ask a girl out. Just can't do it. Don't know if I'm more afraid of 'yes' or 'no'.
I'd literally rather take Jerry Mickulek on in a duel than ask out the girl I like.