> You are innawoods when you encounter the slavic gun fairy
> [ ] Fight
> [ ] Magic
> [ ] Item
> [ ] Run
What option does my dick count as?
But I usually notice legs and thighs pretty fast. Face -> stomach area -> legs -> T/A. I'm a sucker for a good midriff and legs.
Then again fuck if I know. Never got to touch any of that stuff.
Gun Fairy has joined the party.
That sounds about right.
I thought that was clever anon
Sry, bro. This is the only place where I can talk about this.
At times I feel really really lonely and unloved. Then I just go out and do some shenanigans to forget about it. Usually it helps. And actually I'm doing that just now. Waiting for my turn in customs check out, going to Russia. Gonna snuggle some cigarettes and booze to make some money.
Anyways, thanks for understanding.
Never give up. It took me quite a while to get a first relationship myself, but once you get over the initial hurdle and figure out what works for you it becomes a lot easier.
Since when has "white" ever been a homogenous group anyway?
28, not kissless, still a virgin.
I was saving it for marriage, now all the single girls my own age have children. I was never serious about dating because I wasn't in any position to support a family. Now that I've got a real job, I feel like Christmas cake doesn't just refer to Japanese spinsters.
I'm a jailbait magnet however, which is shit because that shit really scares me.
One day I'll get over the hangup I have over dating girls 10 years+ younger than me, probably just in time to go to jail for dating a highschooler.
I lost my virginity at 15
The condom mysteriously had a hole in it, she "accidentally" forgot birth control and wrapped her legs around me "unconsciously"
Finding a good girl is nice but one bad chick can fuck things up
I have trouble trusting women now.
I too am a kissless/hugless virgin, scared of becoming an alcoholic, learning Russian and planning to travel there so that I could live out a ridiculous fantasy of being an arms dealer. I will probably find trouble and die very quickly though.
But maybe, just maybe, we will meet there.
Hold your nugget, I know you have one, and I will hold mine. Together we are kindred spirits my friend. We will never be alone.
Girl abs, muscular legs, and at least as tall as me is my dream girl.
Do what I did when I was 25- rent a hooker. Or escort, whatever you want to call them.
Be upfront about being a noob. Tip generously, at least $40. Showered no more than 6 hours ago. Be cordial, and say thank you when you're done. Don't carry a huge amount of extra cash, and don't carry/wear anything that you'll miss if it gets stolen.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be too comfortable doing that.
And it's not about the sex and the virginity that much (says a man who has never even seen tits irl), but the lack of any emotional connection.
I'm pretty sure I'd be more stoked about a good meaningful kiss than meaningless sex.
Then again fuck if I know.
I actually meant feminine, shapely legs, but to each their own.
I don't mind abs but I love a stomach that is flat and toned but has just a bit of softness to it. Looks great.
Hi bro. I got some homo erotic vibes from the nugget thing btw was that intentional?
Anyways, do you have problems talking to girls? Because I don't. I can talk to girls just fine and am not an autism maximus. But I can't ask a girl out. Just can't do it. Don't know if I'm more afraid of 'yes' or 'no'.
I'd literally rather take Jerry Mickulek on in a duel than ask out the girl I like.