I've been thinking about CCing a flintlock.
Why? It has a lot more stopping power than your shitty 45 and 9mm. Also, if I miss, I get a smokescreen to escape through, and whoever I shot at now has no eardrums.
So I'm wondering if it would be dangerous to CC one. Could it ND?
>Could it ND?
With muzzleloaders you have a lot of shit to worry about. It can ND it just like any firearm. They can AD for several different reasons that you generally do not have to worry about with modern weapons. If you get moisture in it, you may find that it doesn't fire when you pull the trigger. Depending on how you carry it and how much you jostle it around, you may find that when you go to fire it, some of the powder has fallen out (this is especially an issue with match and flint lock guns, percussion still have this issue but not nearly as bad) And do not even get me started on improper loading...
Please do not CC a flintlock. Please. If you want something with ridiculous stopping power for a handgun, get a contender or a big bore revolver.
Are ye sporting yer baldric under that vesture or are ye just happy to see me?
>at a party with a bunch of rich kids in a rich neighborhood
>since I'm rich, I decided to carry the most expensive flintlock pistols I could find, just as a joke
>I also dressed up as a pirate
>someone brought rum
>drink a whole bottle of it
>start humming pirates of the Caribbean theme
>eventually pass out because to much rum
>when I wake, my girlfriend is ready to leave
>grab my eyepatch and venture forth
>see group of upstanding urban youths
>they know this area is rich
>they head toward us, one of them draws a TEC9, another draws a ZIP gun, the third a hi point
>"what's up nigguh, u a pirate or somfin"
>"that's privateer to you, whore"
>draw two of my 6 pistols, fire one, it misses, the second one rips a man's torso off.
>the missed shot blinded and deafened one of the melanin enriched men
>as I'm drawing my next two, me and go escape under smoke screen
>can hear the African American gentlemen yelling that their guns are jammed
>my gf hops in the drivers seat, and I had recently Installed a 15 foot tall mast in the bed of the truck, I hop in the crowd nest
>gf turns on radio that 24/7 plays "what do you do with a drunken sailor"
>we speed away, the dindus chase us in a 1993 Subaru
>fire glorious flintlock at them, one hits the hood, fire erupts from the engine
>second shot misses and hits a British tourist
>"tis what che get yar scurvy dog"
>down to two pistols, they "found" a different 1993 Subaru
>shoot one, ball hits road in front of them creating a massive crater, fire next, it hits some Spanish tourist and his wife and his 6 daughters
>I call that a successful shot
>no more pistols, find Sabre in my toolbox
>tell gf to stop, I get out and confront the gentlemen
>one of them tries to pistol whip me with his hipoint since shooting won't work, stab him in the throat
>the next is fixated on my gf
>he is advancing on her
>I waddle towards him and impale through his stomach
>whisper into his ear "put him in the brig with the captains daughter"
I posted this before, this is my EDC.
No one fucks with me, matey.
>see man in pirate hat and boots
>he's basically completely dressed in 18th century gear
>drunk, staggering all over the place
>mumbling curses nobody has heard since Blackbeard's time
>carrying a flintlock and a hatchet on his belt.
>he must be a tour guide for the USS Constitution
Nobody fucks with me matey
Buy a complete one from Piratefashions / Loyalist Arms.
I have shot my flintlock pistol like easily 200+ times without a problem.
> be a normal dindu walking in da rich hood
> I can hear a lot of people getting drunk,might go and assault some houses
> I am breaking into one house with 4 of my squad when I hear a noise
> "TO ARMS THE MAROONERS ARE HERE"
> We legg it from the house but we hear a explosion when we are getting in the car
> A cannonball takes out 1 nig and the suspension of my car
> Try to drive a low rider that is painted in blood by the torso of ma boy Tyrone throught more explosions
> Some fat neckbeard rams me with a motorized bathtub at the front it had some kind of those chinese cartoon girls looking like a mermaid being raped by tentacles
>He ram the back of my truck taking out Mc.Gee
>Another cannonball is fired at my car taking out my last boy
>Arrive at mah garage with a car that looks like a KFC in the middle of a gang war
Pirate vs hipoint
>outcome stabbed in throat, pirate wins
Pirate vs ZIP gun
>outcome torso ripped on half, pirate wins
Pirate vs TEC9
>outcome impaled through stomach, told "put him in the brig with the captains daughter"; pirate wins
I can only imagine it.
>some fat neckbeard sits down on a train
>he has the original gameboy
>playing Pokemon, his zipper is down
>a cheeto stained jungle emerges
>he starts drooling
>when the woman's next to him starts talking her husband he says "shut up you dumb whore"
>it gets to his stop
>when he stands up, his micro penis got onto the trigger guard of the flintlock he was Mexican carrying
>his fat jiggles, his penis changes position and pulls the trigger
>his entire leg is turned into a mist, the lead ball is how bouncing around the train decapitating people and maiming them
>entire train car is now red
>people screaming in pain
>komamndo is alive, but dying
>his last words are
>9mm fags BTFO
>the scene is a mess
>the first 3 investigators that stepped onto the train have to go hospital because kg the stench
>a single survivor was a 5 year old kid
>this kid later united the people of /K/ under one flag
>they led a crusade into the holy land of Jerusalem, killing anyone that wasn't Christian
>the kommandos took over Serbia and made every citizen that could remove kebab
>and his final words I found an ace that I could keep