Scenario >Fall 2021 >Your unit is overrun by the sheer

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Boobs.

>>28574955
Strik me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. DEUS VULT!!!

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>>28574955
>#YOLO

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>>28574955
미제 침략자를 소멸하라!

>>28574955
I remember seeing a tape of some Italian hostages being executed. One of them says something like (translated), "I am going to show you how an Italian dies." He jumped up, tackled one of them and was promptly gunned down. I like to think that that is what I'd do.

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You cant kill me, the master race will never die

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>>28574985

>>28574999
Filipinos?

Your pig eating sons of whores and 8 slept with your sisters

>>28574955
Allahu ackbar

>Allahu Akbar

>>28574955

TISWAS

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>>28574955
>Teleport behind warlord
>Stab him with his own knife
>"Nothing personnel, kid."

>>28575010
>the hats
>the tanks
>the symbols
>"Filipinos"
C'mon now.

>>28575010
Poles

t. alberto barbosa

>>28574955
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!

>>28574955
Begin singing dont stop me now by queen

It aint me starts playing

>Scream "ALLAH AKBAR!"
>Shit out grenade jammed in my anus
>Meet them in Muslim heaven
>Get congratulated by Allah for my sacrifice
>Rub it in that I'm a martyr too
>Befriend them because why not
>Spend eternity with new bros eating pork, drinking wine, and fucking pretty underage virgins

attempt to suck his dick

>>28574955
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB

>getting taken alive

>>28575262
>Dying to kebab

>>28574955
>spit in nearest guys face
>scream at the top of my lungs "You don't kill me! I kill me!"
>bite through tongue
>spit blood at them
>they stare on in confusion
>get shot

>>28575262
this
>>28575282
>implying the last round in my 1911 isn't specifically for me should it ever come to it

>>28574955

I only looked in this thread to see what you kids are upto

>>2020
>guns we /madmax/

Lol. Stay special, take your meds.

>>28575310
>not keeping an extra grenade to beat them at their own game

>>28574955
"Thanks, Obama."

>>28574955
>you personally put down 8 confirmed KIA's before youre wounded and lapse out of conciousness

this part was totally unecessary to the rhetoric. you added it just to role play? because imaginary kill counts dont make you a kommano

>>28576107
>because imaginary kill counts dont make you a kommano
Yes they do

>>28574955
>personally put down 8-confirmed KIA
When do these cunts go back to school, holy Shit. Even the hypothetical operator threads are high-school airsoft tactical tier.

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>>28574955
"Allah is a bitch and Muhammad sucks pig cocks in hell, eat my ass faggots."

>>28575236
I'M TINY RICK

>>28574955
>gg wp

>>28574955
op is a fag

>>28574955

EAT A DICK HOES

>>28574955
gg no re

>>28575937
Fucking this.


But since I "woke up" captured.

Til Valhal

>>28575937
>Not getting a subdermal claymore implanted

>>28574955
I still blame the Jews

Han Solo dies

>>28574955
Isis have pretty few numbers

Muslims did 9/11.

>>28574955
I'm Johnny Knoxville and this jackass

>>28574955
At least it's not raining.

>>28574992
Honestly, I would hope to die while keeping my dignity like this.

>Fockin fight me m8!
>I'll fockin sock ya right in ya big fat gob m8!
>I swear on me mom!

>>28577302
>mom
>not mum

>>28574955
>Kindly fuck off back to >>>/b/

>>28577310
Saw it immediately, yay typos.

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>>28577292

>I like Ike.

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>>28574955
EBA GI S ONIA BELIA SUHIA DULGIA

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>>28574955
MAЙКA BИ PЯЗAHA ДA EБA

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

>please download my mixtape @ soundclo-

9/11 was an inside job!

>>28575302
This is actually not a bad idea. If you're not a fucking pussy and would want to go down fighting, bite off the tip of your tongue, it will cause an adrenaline rush so mad it will potentially lengthen your tied-up berserk rampage. And of course, if you can manage to tackle one like that Italian boss, sink your teeth in the neck. Rip and tear, brothers.

Personally I'd announce my attack with ">2016"
">literally being part of ISIS"
and ">implying"

>my ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?
Then throw in some bloods hand signs if im able to just to add an extra layer of confusion

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>>28574955

my ancestors are smiling at me, Muslims . Can you say the same?

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I'M GUY FIERI AND WE'RE ROLLIN OUT TO CHECK OUT SYRIA'S LATEST AND GREATEST CULINARY BUOYS IN THE SHIPYARD OF FLAVORTOWN DADDY-O

WOWZA

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Wish I had time for just one more bowl of chili

>>28574955

Free Irishmen will never bow down before the English crown!

Or

Niggers tongue my anus!

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>>28574955
ES LEBE DAS HEILIGE DEUTSCHLAND

>NOW SEND THE FUCKING BEE FIFTYTWOS

"This is what you get with a woman president. Stand down indeed, Hillary. Stand down, indeed."

>>28578284
>NOW SEND THE FUCKING BEE FIFTYTWOS

Initiate Operation Love Shack. Repeat, Love Shack is a go.

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>ISIS
>Executing an Officer before at least attempting to get info out of me

Even if I'm about to get executed I'll start blinking my last known coordinates in morse code so these goatfuckers can get bombed or shot up by Delta Force. Before I die I'll just say "And thanks friend, see you again"

>>28574955
Finally I get to be with my waifu!

>>28574992
Link? That's badass as hell but I'm not finding it from searching.

Do my best to reveal our location, followed by "now shoot straight you chairforce pukes."

>>28574992
This one?

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3628977.stm
>The dead man was identified as Fabrizio Quattrocchi, 36, a security guard.
>As the gunman's pistol was pointing at him the hostage "tried to take off his hood and shouted: 'now I'll show you how an Italian dies,'" he said.

>>28578997
Way to botch the quote.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI3QO86jb8A

>>28574955
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A NO HOLES BARRED CAGE MATCH

>>28574955
>Fall 2021

I will be retired.

>Grab wifes ass
>Grab beer
>Grab dogs ass
>Shit post on /k/

>fake answer
"Allahu akbar" followed be exploding the vest that I have hidden on me at all times.

>real answer
"Aloha snackbar" in the most condescending and snide tone I can manage, followed by crushing the cyanide pill inside my molar.

>>28575262
Coward

>>28579649
>getting captured alive
>coward

Id rather die on my feet than live on my knees.

>>28579649

>Surrendering just to delay the inevitable
>Not dying with a gun in your hand

...and you call him the coward?

Anyone know where the pin to this grenade went?

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"Hurry it up you Hoosier bastard! I could hang a dozen men while you're screwing around!"

>>28574955
ayy lmao

>>28578257
DEUTSCHLAND AUF EWIG!

"If u kill me ur gay"

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pic related

>>28574992
this if I am not injured too badly, hopefully one of those trigger happy sand niggers has their AK fire selector set on full auto and mows down me and boss dune coon.

Holy shit what is my unit the French or something fuckin pussys leaving a man behind while they run off to eat cheese and drink wine

>>28574955
PERKELE!

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JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGNIĘŁA, KIEDT MY ŻYJEMY

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>implying that President Trump wouldn't come save me
>implying that ISIS will still exist after one term of President Trump
c'mon OP, try to make it a little realistic at least

CUM IN ME SENPAI

>>28575236
AND THAT'S THE WAAAAAAAY THE NEWS GOES.

"You can't kill me."
>"Derka derka why?"
"Rhodesians never die."
>detonate explosive vest

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"You killed us all."

Try and spite the fucks back home.

What else?
"I regret nothing."

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA

X GON' GIVE IT TO YA