please help me /k/
I cant stop thinking about rhodesia
i cry about rhodesia
i want rhodesia back
>tfw will never slot floppies with a FAL in short shorts
Reminder that Rhodesians never die. They just move on.
>post on /k/ about Rhodesia all the fucking time
>because you're not allowed to have guns so you spend your days fantasizing about a failed state
*Rhodesia will never die.
I'm pretty sure these threads are nothing but thinly shrouded /pol/ wankfests
>muh dead white controlled African unrecognized state that I have no actual connection to but finger my butthole to
>let's all stand around and get teary-eyed about how much better a shithole country run by white assholes would be than a shithole country run by black assholes
The Russian people circa 1952 disagree with you
>implying you haven't taken a tour of zimbabwe before and after.
Objectively better under whites. I guarantee it
My grandma and Grandpa left Rhodesia in '77. Before she went crazy and drove her car off a cliff she used to tell my dad stories about home. It wasn't some magical unicorn refuge, just a nice place to live. Until the end.
I tell you this to let you know your a giant faggot.
>tfw actually Rhodesian
>tfw country's memory co-opted by teenage stormfags
Please stop. UDI was a terrible idea and Rhodesia was unsalvageable after Smith failed to make progress towards majority rule in the new constitution.
>yfw actual Rhodesians show up and tell the stormfags to eat a bag of dicks
/k/ truly is a magical place
I mean Mugabe is a cunt and Rhodesia got UTTERLY fucked by Thatcher and Carter at Lancaster House, but Mugabe is in power because Smith chose to die on an indefensible hill. Minority rule was impossible in the long term, and perpetuating it only made the blacks more radicalized and strengthened Mugabe.
I consider myself American, my dad was born here, but his 3 older brothers were all born in Africa. I have my opinions on it all, but they are all based on second and third hand information.
It just annoys me when people get all petulant about a place they probably wouldn't know existed if these threads weren't made every third day.
Sobbing stormfag seeks shelter, soothing savaged sphincter
I wish this guy would come back and gib mor history
Quite so. Teary-eyed romanticism can get to be a little much, especially coming from people who have never lived there, but Rhodesia was in fact a much nicer place than Mugabe's Zimbabwe. To claim otherwise is to be willfully blind, or to lie.
I don't know about "redpilled", but heres the general gist of where the idolatry comes from.
my dads best friend was the nephew of Roy Welensky, both were Africa hands and i would listen to there stories as a kid, both had different views about the future of Africa and her history my dad being mixed black, French and native american who was all africa for the africans type all disopra should return home etc.. and the welensky being a roddie had the whole our granddads were Europeans but we are Africans stick, however the one thing they agreed on was that the UDI was a bad idea and that smith was a rude idiot who should have never gained power and that he fought a totally unnecessary and unsustainable war.
Not defending Mugabe of course, but I always thought it was ironic when polfags idolize Rhodesia when something like half their military was black.
There were more nignogs in Rhodesia than there are in Detroit.