/k/ I'm a non-gun owner, but I'm thinking of buying

>something neat to bring along for a gag on spring break

wot

>>28560187
A bowie knife

Please don't give us gun owners a worse rep by being retarded and pulling out one.
>lol its just a gag
Yeah... The cops wont think so when they shoot you.

I just stuck my finger up ur ass op
How do you respond?

>>28560187
Uberti cattleman

come again?
what are you looking for and for what purpose?

>>28560210

is right, go away before you tarnish our name

>>28560227
Don't know, it could be the sort of automatic weapon you would find in a modernized wild west. Or something.

>>28560210
My buddy's a marine, he'll think it's hillarious

>>28560236
the fuck are you smoking?

>>28560236

>automatic

>>28560268
I don't know shit about guns, that's why I came to /k/

>>28560236
Deagle brand Deagle

>>28560276

then do some proper research and learn correct handling before you even go near one, guns are not toys, they're tools.

>>28560276
this perfectly sums up /k/

>>28560276
then tell us what you want the gun for

self defense?
home defense?
target practice?
small, medium, large game hunting?
cowboy action shooting?
competitive shooting?
what's your budget?

>>28560323
Probably not gonna fire it, just need something on the lower end of the price range that could definitely kill a bootlegger if I run into trouble. What does sawed-off mean and is it illegal?

>>28560236
How many bowls have you smoked tonight?

>>28560187
>for a gag on spring break.
An airsoft gun.

No, seriously. Guns are not fucking toys.

>>28560336
I don't know what that means, I already said that I don't know things about guns

>>28560334

unless you get a tax stamp and submit $200 to the ATF short barreled shotguns/rifles of any kind are illegal

>>28560187
What in the fuck are you talking about?

>>28560334
Why exactly would you run into trouble from a bootlegger?

>>28560187
OP, You're drunk, go home.

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>>28560334
>bootlegger
is that some kind of code word for nigger?
I'd suggest a .45 ACP pistol or .357 Magnum revolver.

>>28560386
It's spring break, man, just gotta be ready for that sort of thing whne you're having a good time

>>28560346
B8?

>>28560394
alright, where do you live in and where are you going over spring break.

we need to know because gun laws vary immensely between states.
you can easily land yourself in a lot of trouble.

>>28560416
Going to Kentucky, I'm in Nebraska

>>28560187
You understand that's not how it works, right? If you want a gun, it shouldn't be for as retarded a reason as... whatever the shit your reason here is.

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Mare's Leg, nigga.
Doesn't get much wild-wester than that.

>>28560416

A concealed carry may not transfer or be legal to carry in another state. It will depend if they honor the state you got the license in.

Also it sounds like you getting a gun because you are planning on doing something illegal. Don't do that.

>>28560465
Holy shit that's perfect, where can I buy either of these? Bottom one looks way cooler.

>>28560466
I read online 34 states honor Utah's under right to something-or-other, was just gonna get a Utah one online. Will look at other online options if that doesn't work.

>>28560424
first off apply for a concealed carry permit. that will be legal in every state in between except illinois.

next go to a shooting range.
ask the clerk what handguns they have for rent.
ask them to let you handle the ones that interest you, and to explain how to operate them.
take notes on the ones that interest you.
rent the ones that feel the most comfortable and intuitive, and shoot a box of ammo to get a feel for it.
go home and do some online research using the notes you took earlier.

if you're still having trouble THEN start a thread on /k/

>>28560187
>to bring along for a gag on spring break

You have a stupid, dangerous idea and need to drop it.

>>28560187
>something neat to bring along for a gag on spring break.
you my need to elaborate a little bit here.

But based upon what's in your op i would say,...
fuck off retard

>>28560388
hey nogunz faggot

stop encouraging the retard

OP is a dumbfuck retard who's probably going to get himself a free ticket to jail/prison for doing something dumb with a gun that he thinks he needs for the "rampant moonshiner problems" in Kentucky even though he's probably going nowhere near the Appalachian mountains.

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>>28560187
>gag
>spring break
>bootleggers

>>28560187
WHY IS SELF DEFENSE IN QUOTATION MARKS WHAT THE FUCK

>>28560334
>not gonna fire it
>need something that... could definitely kill a bootlegger

Well... wait a sec...

>>28560528
My exact same reaction kek

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>>28560187
Self defense against bootleggers? Where the fuck are you going for spring break, the backwoods of West Virginia? I really hope you're just posting for gits and shiggles. Otherwise, please, do not buy a gun. You obviously shouldn't have one, and you'll give the rest of us a bad name.

If you're doing this as a gag, get a fake gun. From what you're implying it seems like you're going to point it at your marine buddy, that is a wonderful way for it to go off and you to have a dead friend.

If you're 100% serious about self defense, bring it up to your buddy and see if he has any guns he can teach you how to use it. We just don't wanT your friend shot.

>>28560187

Just say no.™

You're not ready for that level of funz.

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>>28560482
Those in particular are made by Henry.
They are available in a variety of calibers.
Seems the MSRP is between $450 and $1000, depending on caliber, finish, options etc.
They have a dealer-finder on their website.

Note that Mare's Legs are a type of gun, not a specific model, so other manufacturers make them.

Depending on manufacturer and condition, they can generally be had used for not too much dosh. Look up the price for the ammunition before choosing one, as that can affect your budget.

Check gunbroker, auctionarms, and armslist for online stuff, and call local dealers to see if they have any and how much. You know... pretty much the same as shopping for other shit.

you do not strike me as nearly responsible enough to own one, please don't get a gun

>>28560582
Hell, that's a pretty agreeable price range for what I"m looking at.

>>28560394
Are you spring breaking in Saudi Arabia?

>>28560465
Except that it never existed in the wild west. Its a 20th century invention from dead or alive, a 1950s tv show.

>>28560610
Don't know much about Saudi do you son?

>>28560619
It's cool enough anyway, and it looks like it would be in the wild west

>>28560187
>I'm a non-gun owner, but I'm thinking of buying something neat to bring along for a gag on spring break
Standby for "it just went off by itself, I swear!" in 3.. 2..

>>28560260
No. Firearms are not to be used in jokes. You will probably get yourself in some trouble or killed.

>but I'm thinking of buying something neat to bring along for a gag on spring break.
>something neat to bring along for a gag.
>bring along for a gag.
>gag

This is the sort of thing you do with toys. Guns are not toys and can be very dangerous, especially in the hands of the untrained (you).
But if you insist on doing reckless things, I would recommend you get something that isn't as likely to land you in hot water by breaking the law.
If you are interested in the "wild-west-y" stuff, take a look at some cap and ball revolvers
http://www.midwayusa.com/product/1972357396/pietta-1851-navy-steel-frame-black-powder-revolver-blue-barrel
You can usually get these without too much red tape (check your state laws if you aren't sure) and they are good conversation starters.

>>28560690
What's going to be a good conversation starter is when OP shoots himself in the face by accident.

>>28560710
Look, I know that if it's not firing, and I point it at myself to look down the barrel to see why it's not firing, it'll go off. I've seen the movies. There won't be any *accidental* shootings when I buy a gun.

>>28560690
Those are neat, but a little more on the antique spectrum, I'm thinking more along the lines of >>28560465 and am probably gonna go with that.

>>28560738
This has to be bait. Please?

Guns aren't toys you fucking dipshit.

>>28560619
He didn't say it had to be authentic. It's iconic.

Hell, the "wild west" itself is largely the hyper-exaggerated product of the dime-novel writers of the time.

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>>28560738

>>28560738
Are you a fucking retard bud or just baiting? People like you are why people think guns "just go off". I hope if you do have a negligent discharge that it's when the barrel is aimed at you.

>>28560738
There... probably shouldn't be any intentional shootings either senpai.

>>28560800
I'll either be aiming it out the window or at the floor of my car

>>28560824
Oh OK then.

Enjoy your brandishing charge.

>>28560824
Holy Christ.

>>28560824
Firing a gun inside a vehicle is illegal. Where are you going to spring break at because I am actually going to find you and buttfuck you. I just need the location I'm sure I can find some retard swinging a mares leg around if I get the general area.

>>28560750
>>28560784
>>28560800
>>28560802
To be fair, he said it would magically go off if he looked down the barrel, which I took to mean he knows some measure of muzzle discipline.

>>28560824
How to get shot: the post.

>>28560187
A cap gun...

>>28560877
Congrats, OP. You're only mildly retarded instead of brain dead.

>>28560276
Do you really want to learn?
Then go pretty much anywhere other than /k/

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If he gets shot... he'll have nobody but himself to blame.

>>28560911
Forgot to add skip reddit too.
That is about the only place worse than /k/

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>>28560824

>aiming out the window

>>28560925
We're all to blame for the 35,000 gun deaths that this country experiences each year. Never forget, anon: Every gun owner is responsible until he's not. Every criminal is law-abiding until he commits a crime. Anon would still be alive if he had been required to take even a brief course on gun safety.

>>28560944
So that's the direction you're deciding to take this already-fairly-silly thread, eh?

Good luck.

>>28560944
A tad obvious, but I kekd anyway.

>>28560988
Yeah, but while we're at it, can you tell me what 25 yards looks like? Tryna sight my gun.

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>>28560334
http://www.cabelas.com/product/pedersoli-20-gauge-baker-cavalry-shotgun/1278438.uts

It's black powder so you don't have to deal with an NFA stamp but it's $900.

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>>28560944
I agree. Now you know I'm not against the 2nd Amendment, and I don't want to take anyone's guns, but I think it's important that we have an open and honest debate about reasonable measures to take your guns. Even if we can save just one child somewhere maybe, it's worth it.

>>28560276
/k/ don't know shit about guns either. It's practically a meme here.

>>28561065
Yeah screwing over future generations and putting them in a difficult position with an oppressive regime is in charge isn't a problem since we won't be alive then. Plus that's never happened in human history where there's been an oppressive government that has killed it's own citizens.

Hey guys let's start voting for more communist. Marx had so many revolutionary ideas!

Oh yeah those dumb republicans don't care about future generations with global warming and all they're just a bunch of bigots for not wanting to allow a bunch of potential isis members into the country.

>>28560187
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

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>>28561098
I just want to have an open and balanced debate. That's why you're now on the do not fly list.

Did I mention I don't want to take your guns, though?

>>28561047
That looks fun as fuck.

/k/ really is the easiest board on the Internet to troll.

You're all fucking retards.