Dumb Things Your Friends Have Said

>>28548337
>any ones worth a fuck are

>we should help the refugees

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>>28548337
>Isn't reloading your own ammo dangerous?

>>28548352
That may be true, but the point is they all aren't.

>>28548352
This

Your friend isn't dumb

>the 1911 was issued to all troops in WW2

>the mg42 was the best machine-gun of ww2
>wait, what's an mg34?

>>28548337

>aren't all assault rifles 5.56?

That isn't very far from being true.

>are you kidding me, the deagle is like the best pistol ever
>50 cal is obviously better than 9mm and 45

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>>28548337
>why do you need a gun?

>I don't see why you need a military grade marksman sniper rifle in 50 BMG
>I didn't know people hunt engine blocks now
I seriously hate people who think guns are here for hunting and sporting. Like, how effective do you think it would be if I held up a store with a 20 pound rifle?

And no, I'm not hunting engine blocks, I'm shooting fucking targets and having fun, that's a thing you can do with guns.

>>28548460
>I'm not hunting engine blocks
Why the fuck not?

>>28548337
>No, I won't suck your cock.

>AR-15 assault rifles are bad they've killed lots of people
You're shooting my German Mauser?
>Yeah, but this one isn't automatic

Yeah a waste of good 8mm

>5.56 is better than 5.45 because it's a bigger number you idiot

>>28548502
Oh, also:
>No, I won't let you have sex with my 11 yo daughter.

>>28548337
>A P-47? Is that the one with the jet engine?
Friend of mind knows fuck all about planes

>>28548360
It can be, but so is handling firearms in general. Just don't be a fuck up.

>doesn't nato countries all use the same caliber?
>you don't need a gun, they are for killing things, do you plan to kill someone?
thats right, why live in a house with many rooms when you can live in a 4m2 room without windows

>>28548435
>Israeli special forces carry the Desert Eagle in .50cal
>Desert Eagles shoot the same ammo asthe .50cal machine gun
>The IDF made the Desert Eagle because American guns arent reliable eniugh for their standards.
>If Israel was in a war I would go sign up
>The M-16 round will bounce off of bones
>Bullets tumble when they hit you.
>The M-16 was designed to wound.

>>28548435
>>28548538
>all this shit about the deagle and .50
fucking videogames

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>doesn't the AR in AR-15 stand for assault rifle

>grain is how many grains of powder there are in the casing, the higher the grain the faster the bullet
grain is the weight of the projectile, and typically the higher the grain the slower the bullet
>no that can't be right
>mfw I actually have to google it to prove it to him

>>28548607
Grains is a weight unit.
Your friend could measure the weight of his fucking bolt action in grains it would still be correct.

You can measure the powder charge in grains, too, so technically he could have been correct (even though he wasn't)

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>>28548490
>be hunting with dad
>out in Montana
>got the trusty old m107 Barret
>been following this oil trail for hours now
>suddenly hear a purring
>we stop and scan the area
>we see it
>a whole herd of engines
>v8's, v6's, hemmys, fucking everything
>suddenly spot this good one
>has to be a 12 cylinder
>take 10 minutes setting up the bipod
>lay down, take aim
>pull the trigger, bang
>must have hit carburetor
>oil and antifreeze goes everywhere
>only suffer minor shoulder displacement
>wounds, cuts and bruises all over body from dirt and rocks that rained down when I shot.
>dad was so proud
>pic kind of related, not the one I shot obviously
>what a majestic beast

>>28548673
Fucking gold

>>28548673
Kek

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>>28548673

>>28548673
Someone screen cap this

>>28548607
The powder charge is also weighed in grains. Although he isn't correct that it's 1:1 number of grains of powder to weight in grains, saying the more the grains the faster the bullet is, all else remaining equal, correct

>>28548765
no

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>>28548673
>herd of engines

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>>28548673

>full auto is useful
>semi auto is useless in war

>>28548824
Thanks friend.

>why do you buy that stupid 8mm and 54r shit.
>it's rare for a reason, it means it sucked

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>>28548906
That really burns my fucking biscuits anon.

Especially since I have heard it before, at a fucking shooting range.

>>28548824
Doing Gods work son.

>>28548337
I'll just but an optic later when I have money (while purchasing an AR-30 in .338 online)

>>28548920
Some fudd said it to me. I was so fucking angry. The best part about it was that he had a Remington 700 and was shooting really shitty groups.

>dude dude dude....watch this

>Wait, you and Bill did what to a doe?

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>>28548906

>>28548965
>/k/ I fucked up, I really fucked up

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>>28548957
Of course the fudd a R700

>guns just give you a false sense of security

>>28548337
>don't you have to be in the military to own that gun?

>>28548457
She has a nice set of butt cheeks

>the only reason you need body armor and a gun is if you plan on getting shot and shooting back

>you have a G17?
>aren't full auto pistols illegal?

>>28549017
Hey, what's wrong with a R700?

>>28548920
You have good taste in literature my friend.

>>28548673
>hemmys
>hit carburetor, antifreeze and oil comes out

Please, anon.. you're triggering my autism.

>I used to be way better with pistols, but I've always been better with sniper rifles

Personally I hate it when I have to explain to people that the second amendment was meant to stop and slow down a tyrannical government and they say
>good luck fighting the whole US military.
Like, shut the fuck up, the US military (probably) isn't going to kill it's own citizens because the POTUS said so.
I'm probably wro g about that though.

>>28549091
To be completely honest, I don't know much about engine innards. Sorry tho.

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>>28548538
> bullets tumble when they hit you
don't they yaw a bit, though?
am i stupid for thinking this?

>>28549129

That's alright anon.

The carburetor is where the air being sucked into the engine is mixed with the fuel, before it's drawn into the cylinders.

>>28549067
Nothing is wrong with it. It's just all the people who talk about Mosins being shit only own the R700. It's also the starter gun for any hick.
>I just got a R700
>yeah I'd say I'm pretty set for life

>>28549112
There was a survey in '11 asking US soldiers that. If I recall correctly, the result was +80-90% saying they'd refuse orders to shoot US citizens.

>shotguns have shit range, after about 20 yards the shot just stops

>>28549165
Ahh fair enough, I'm getting one for a m40 build and thought "shit, did I fuck up?"

>>28549112
Nah, youre not. There's entire units if people who would turn when ordered to shoot US citizens.
>I serve and I definitely would leave/fight back if ordered to.

>>28549186
CoD logic best logic

>>28549190
I don't own one personally, but one of my buddies said he used one in the muhreens. He said he loved it.
But everyone loves the gun they get issued, that's just how it works.

>>28549112
It would, eventually, come down to the US Military (read as; The Federal Government and States loyal to it) having to kills its own citizens in the event of a full scale civil war. The question is not if they will, it is; how many will actually follow that order?

>22 is the fastest round out there
I'd tell him they only go about 1800fps tops.
I'd tell him velocity of 25/45
>Nah no fucking way dude

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>>28548765
I expect payment in boipussy

>>28549221
Yeah, I get a hardon for old shit so I'm building a collection from Vietnam back so that's why, plus they're cheap and its better than investing in meth.

>>28549227
It would be so few.They would get literally assraped by citizens and based LEOs/Servicemen

I'm not his friend but didn't Obama say that silencers are deadly? I guess if you hit someone with it...

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>>28548457

>Why is dat ass fat

>>28549261
I would love for someone to survey Infantrymen and High-level Officers about if they would order, or follow an order for killing (former) US Citizens in a hypothetical civil war. But I really doubt many of them would appreciate being asked this question.

>>28549112
Actually had a conversation like that.
>But your guns can't shoot down jets!
Neat, don't think they use jets to conduct illegal search and seizures.
>But they can shoot smart rockets and take out just your apartment
I just gave the hardest "wtf look" I could until they dropped it.

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>>28548520

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>sniper rifles have more stopping power the assault rifles
Dude it all depends on the bullet.
>Nah, if the gun has a scope it's obviously better and more powerful
Mfw

>>28549246
shameful

>>28548824
did it better and half an hour before you
consider suicide, iphone fag
can't even crop a fucking picture

>>28548408
Well the mg42 is better

>>28549329
>Going full autism over cropping

Go back to rebbit

>dude the deagle is so good
>dat 50ae
You realize 44 mag has better ballistics?
>no way bro

>>28549141
Yaw and a bit of deviation are real....the bullet bouncing around your insides is not.
By tumble they mean spin end over end, like a keyhole round, except this magic process happens only once the bullet hits you

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>north korea should be given a chance I mean it's been such a long time why are they hated?

Told the bitch to get out of my house and to never return.

>>28549352
> browsing 4chan on your phone
fucking normie leave and take your meme phone with you

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>>28548673

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>>28549329
Why so hostile, anon? Mad that I beat you to the punch? Oh, and BTW I did it with windows snipping tool and paint.

>>28549351
It may be better on its own, but the German army had way more 34's.

>>28549362
is this what they really want? for everything to be controlled by the goverment? what the fuck senpai

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>>28549361
> bullet bouncing around your insides is not real
but anon, have you not heard of based .22lr and its ability to bounce off bones and basically shred your internal organs into confetti?

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>we won Vietnam

>>28548671
>>28548794
true it's a measurement of weight, but my point to him was when you see a box of ammo that says 175 grain, it's referring to projectile weight and not powder

>>28549405
but we did :^)

>Hobby shouldn't be an acceptable reason for owning a gun.

>>28549388
Yup this is the norm in the young women's mentality now

>>28549388

The ideal world for the modern SJW is quite literally The Matrix.

>My wife is anti-gun ish
>I can't find Fed T556TNB1 online in stock
>Google isn't helping
>Complain about having to use duck go and not finding what I'm looking for.
>"did they ban it? Is it illegal?"
She is sure they need to ban more stuff but always assumes anything I can't find for gun stuff is illegal. I don't understand her crazy logic around guns. She is perfictly fine change opinions and looking at logic about other shit.

>>28549141
This graph looks like my dragon dildos

>>28549405
We might have if congress had backed up our end of the Paris Peace Conference.

But still, we lost. Period. People who say that we "won" Vietnam are retards. "Almost" won is not the same as winning.

>>28549456
There is no way to win a war against guerillas. You can kill as many as you like, but they won't stop. Not unless you destroy the country itself. Remove it from maps and globes

>>28549524
We could have glassed them but the media and we didnt want to hurt peoples fefes

>>28549524
This is a meme.

The US crushed the Viet Cong in less than five years of open warfare.

That's why Hanoi was taken by NVA armored regiments and not VC.

>>28549524
We could have turned Hanoi into a parking lot. I saw in a documentary that near the end of the war they had finally broken the Hanoi air defense network but command didn't want to hit any targets because of risk of civilian casualties. Same reason we won't hit Raqqua (or whatever that IS city is called).

>>28549564
>Hanoi
>Capital City of North Vietnam
>Not Saigon
>Capital City of hopelessly corrupt South Vietnam

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>Why do you need that
>Every gun you buy needs a purpose
>You don't need anything more than 10 rounds per "clip"
>The 2nd Amendment is bullshit rednecks use to defend their guns with

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>>28548457
this is the one I get the most. But I also live in Commiefornia and work in a liberal profession (science)

>>28549456
we didn't technically lose vietnam. we sure as hell didn't win, but a loss means conceding defeat, and signing a formal declaration of surrender. we just left. so definitely not winning, but also not losing

>>28549639
this really rustles my jimmies
> living in california
> ever
even I, living in relative bunghole Guatemala, wouldn't move to california if i got offered a house and a million dollars
> capital of hippies and degeneracy
> birthplace of misinformed liberal sjw bullshit
> californians, the way they act and talk

pretty gay, tbqh famalam

>>28548603
I learned something today

Armalite Rifle (the creating platform)
I always thought it was Assault Rifle

>>28548360
I only say that about fuckers who extract lead from car batteries.

>>28548673
topkek

>Implying I have friends.

>>28549422
Why not?
Is "hobby" an acceptable reason to own a high-speed sports car? They're dangerous and nobody needs to go that fast.

>>28549912
Exit: I get that this was something someone else said. This shit just pisses me off.

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>>28549912
>mfw I own a motorcycle I bought for under $10k that can go faster then six figure sports cars

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>>28548337

>why does the barrel on my glock tip up

>>28548920

>that burns my biscuits

hahahahahahhahahaha

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>>28549405

we didnt lose either

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>>28548673

>hemmys

>>28549939
a legitimate question, imo

>>28549939
Because it's supposed too

>>28549638
Weren't the Supreme Court rulings in favor of the militia approach because a bunch of niggers used their guns to defend themselves?

If I recall correctly it was something like, "Oh god this creatures used firearms to defend they selves, better regulate!"

>Why do you need more than 10 rounds in a clip?
>Nobody besides police should own assault rifles
>ars can easily be converted to full auto
>Why dont they just put fingerprint scanners on guns?

>>28548490
They're a little too chewy and they taste bad.

>>28549994
>>28549994
Yeah, the Black Panthers open carried/brandished rifles on the steps of government buildings or something like that.

People were like "how is this not illegal" so they made it illegal.

THANKS AGAIN BLACK PANTHERS

>>28548538
>the M16 round will bounce off bones
It will...sometimes. So will just about all other bullets regardless of load or caliber. Sometimes.
>bullets tumble when they hit you
Some do, some don't. Some tumble before they hit you.
>the M16 was designed to wound
It was. Fatal wounds are still wounds.

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>>28548337

>is that an M16?

when i showed my friend my hipoint carbine

>is that an SBR?

when i showed my friend my AR pistol (understandable because i had a sig arm brace on it)

>>28549983
so it can eat feed the rounds into the chamber from the magazine

>>28548538

>bullets tumble

5.56x45 ball and 5.45x39 ball do

>>28549168
Don't forget two separate 3-star division commanders who said they'd lead their respective divisions in open, armed insurrection if such orders would come down.

>>28550109

i always thought it was delay the blowback

>barrel and slide are locked together
>slide and barrel move back together
>slide unlocks when the barrel tilts down
>slide goes to the rear, resets the sear/hammer/striker
>slide goes forward, pushing a round up the feed ramp into the chamber
>barrel tilts forward
>slide locks with barrel
>repeat

>>28548920
Off topic, I love this story

>>28550071
No I mean way back. Waaay waay back. We're talking post civil war. I think the supreme court foundation argument against personal ownership in favor of militia was because some darkies shot back at white folk.

>>28550153
You missed the part where the gun explodes.

>>28548673

Stopped reading at

>V8;s, V6's, Hemmy's.

A
>HEMI
IS
A
V
8

>>28550153
That's also part of it. There needs to be a way to let the pressure in the barrel drop to a safe level before the case is extracted.

>>28550169
>be ATF
>buy glock in .40 short and weak
>rack slide
>pull trigger
>KB
>gun is fine, K9 ded

>>28550109
i knew the answer, i just think it's not a stupid thing to say

>>28550171
If you count the "new" Hemi's, or any engine with hemispherical heads as a Hemi, there are V6's and inline 4's too.

>>28548538
>Desert Eagles shoot the same ammo as the .50 cal machine gun
I literally believed this growing up as a kid

>>28549029

So does trust.

>>28548337
>you need a scope to hit anything beyond 50 yards
Thanks vidya
>Is that an automatic?
(in reference to a wood-stocked Rem 1100 shotgun)
>hollowpoints are illegal! They go through body armor!
Upon seeing what my CCW was loaded with.
>How does that not break your shoulder?
Dude it's a fucking .243. It doesn't even SOUND powerful.

>>28550294

an 1100 is automatic though

>>28550208
hemispherical combustion chamber, to be specific.

>>28549638
>MFW I say the same thing about her shoes...

>>28550334
He meant F/A.

It is an autoloading shotgun. Or semi-automatic.

So either way he was wrong.

>>28548337
Well shit, most are these days if your a slave it's 5.45x39 which is similar concept.

except for a Africa and maybe a few European countries, everyone is using fast and flat small caliber rifle rounds for the basic infantry.

>>28550099
I shit you not I bought an SGL-31 a few years back and a woman walking around with her toddler, said "Look it's an M-16!"

>>28548360
I'm an electrician and basically all electronics have lead or other shit that causes cancer.

combined with the fact that I reload ammo as well, I always have this paranoia that I'm getting lead poisoning and must wash my hands constantly before eating.

>>28549763
I'm a native of Virginia... just living in California for 5 years while I get my PhD at the top school in the world for my field. So I can make do, even it is sucks

>>28550539
I wasn't aware there was a doctoral degree in fellatio.

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>>28549405
If a country has a McDonalds in it, we won.

>>28549362
well youll work harder with a gun in your back for a bowl of rice a day...

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>>28548673

>>28550060
>ars can easily be converted to full auto
Erm, they can.
It's illegal, but it's pretty easy.

>>28550813
>It's illegal, but it's pretty easy.

>drill a hole in the right place
>have the correct hammer, disconnector, carrier, and selector
>have the correct pin and sear
>have a lower to the correct specs to accommodate parts.
It's not that simple, tbqh senpai.

>>28550482
I know people who have been bullet casting for years and have average/sub average lead levels.

If you are really concerned, ask your doctor to do a lead check.

But realistically, just don't eat while you are reloading or give the bore of your rifle a rimjob and you will be fine.

>>28550662
I hear it's a holiday over in Cambodia

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>>28549875
I love that every cast bullet forum, meetup, or conference I have ever been too has had an FAQ about this because so many dumbasses see lead acid and think they are going to get decent lead.

about that image with "murder weapons and their other uses"
>it has a fudd gun that says "hunting" next to it on the left
>black AR that says "nothing" on the right
>why can't you use the AR for hunting?
>not going to be enough meat left. it obliterates it
>are you saying the black one on the right makes the same bullet more dangerous than if fired from the one on the left?

AND THERE WAS NO RESPONSE

>>28549168
Let's not forget the death glares the joint chiefs gave to Obama during his most recent state of the union either.

>>28549362
holy fuck. That image made me... fuck i don't even know what i just did, wince snarl and cringe all at the same time

>>28549445
Why the fuck would you marry an anti-gun person?

>>28551240
I got a response to that once.

>Clearly the black paint and design makes it more dangerous. Regardless of it shooting the same bullets and using the same powder.
This was said seriously and without sarcasm to me. My eye was twitching like a crack head.

>>28551471
I was waiting for his head to catch on fire from there collective anger. Holy crap.

>>28548828
3 round bursts which auto consists of on M16's is useless as well

>>28549833
the more you know.....

>is that fully automatic? (not dumb the first time, but dumb the second, third, and twelfth)
>I think it's stupid that you don't have to register your guns
>why should I have to register my kayak/drone but you don't have to register your gun?

Every single one of my friends fully believe that all guns are registered, until I tell them otherwise. Then they all go on rants about how stupid that is, and how they should be registered.

I blame mainstream crime shows.

At gun range with my AUG. Dude next lane over everything glock, except pants they were 5.11 with an iron patch.

During ceasefire, "dude I didn't know glock makes rifles!"

>>28549362
I've seen that picture before. Any coincidence that we know of a certain SJW named Jessica, also with a last name that starts with a V? That Gamergate girl?

Or is that literally just Jessica Valente's account?

>>28549939

creates less resistance on the next round in its chambering

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>We gotta ban assault rifles!
Yeah, but what do you consider an assault rifle?
>You know, the ones that go "pbbbbbbbt!"

>>28549639

science isn't strictly speaking bound to political parties

>Hunting rifles and sniper rifles are too completely different things

>>28548337
Not knowing the actual name of the gun they own. They address it with the caliber and company of manufacture/general design. Things ive heard lately are:
>30-06 Savage
>12 gauge Beretta
>8mm mauser (referring an M48)
Not just some friends, lots of people not too knowledgeable do this. It really annoys me for some reason

>>28549203
Naw, CoD logic is the shot just disappears into thin air

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>On my next AR I want a looong barrel like 15 inches
You'd have to get a tax stamp for that, plus the AR you have now has a 16 inch barrel.
>tax stamp? And I think it would be longer if it were 16 inches.
BONUS FROM SAME GUY
>Whats a trust? NFA?? Suppressor, why? You don't need that

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>Why do you need more than 10 rounds?
Why do you need a car that can go faster than the speed limit?
>That's different, cars don't kill people!

>>28552735
I had to ask my dad for the longest time the name of his ".357 Magnum." It was a S&W Model 19.

>>28550539
Are we the same person? Where in Virginia are you from?

>>28549390
I've heard .22 is more likely to grind against the skull and exit elsewhere on the head with zero brain damage.

Any bullet that hits your brain will do a ton of damage.

people keep dumb friends?

>>28548490
Meat too tough

>>28548673
I like you.

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>>28549639
>science
>liberal
>Science and politics mix

kik
now we got shit like same Ancestor homosextants who ain't got no choice Calvinist lookin' ass.
for future reference pick up a book about Nazis and Finding Atlantis. Politics and scientist are like guns and alcohol

>>28548337
dumb ≠ ignorant

>>28551210
>don't give the bore of your rifle a rimjob
there goes my sex life

>>28551471
Holy shit I just watched the clip, they're fucking contemplating mutiny.

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>>28549362
Can we please start a petiton to fund her the ticket

>>28550482
You know that you can get tested for lead accumulation right?

>>28548673
I giggled like a retard

>>28549436
I have wet dreams about that scene with endless rows of guns

>>28548360
Is this some vintage Irish pornography?

>>28549763
Nigga, I live in California, and you only ever see that shit in very, very specific locations which are increasingly few in number. I live in the IE, surrounded by desert, plains, and farmland, all twenty minutes away from the cities. SB county in particular is about as pro-gun as it gets around here, with a CCW-friendly shall issue sheriff's office.

California politicians are anti-gun liberal morons. Californians aren't. We've got more guns than Texas here.

>>28552735
Some do that if they have multiples of the same firearm but chambered differently. Still kinda stupid.

>>28549939
Wait i actually wantto know why this is too

>>28548337
anon I'm gay

>>28554414
what? link? that's incredible

>>28549405
Vietnam was not a war we had any intent to win, it was a dickwaving competition with the Gommunists over a backwater country nobody had ever heard of. Who "won" is irrelevant.

>>28556171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-mLxdkW5jA

>>28549150
On old engines. Carburetors are mechanically fascinating. It makes me sad electronic fuel injection blows them out of the water

>>28549361
>By tumble they mean spin end over end, like a keyhole round, except this magic process happens only once the bullet hits you
That is actually real.

5.45 is really good at it, but because it's designed to yaw like a motherfucker it needs good rifling or will keyhole in the air.

>you can't hunt with a machine gun
>you don't need full auto
I'll take what is selective fire for 500 Alex.

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>>28548673

>>28548906
Didn't suck, combat changed and changed the requirements.

>you shouldn't hunt with a rifle, if you miss the bullet will go a mile down the road and kill someone
I won't miss. Something would probably stop the bullet if I did miss. If both g stopped the bullet it probably wouldn't hit someone. If it did hit someone it probably wouldn't be fatal hit. There would probably be someone near them to call an ambulance.

>>28550482
I would worry about the lead in the fillings in my mouth poisoning me before reloading would

>>28549318
I hate that people don't understand that scopes are like turbos. They increase caliber and speed of bullets by a factor of the X rating. Higher the X the more the boost. I know, I'm a professional sniper.

>>28556329
If I recall, tests on 5.56 and 7.62x39 showed keyholing happens, but doesn't happen often enough to rely on.

>>28556388
Who doesn't hunt with a rifle? Or were they expecting just bow hunters

>>28549390
Yes they ricochet around in the body just like in an old cartoon. Back when cartoons had guns in them....

>>28549639
Science is only liberal when women are involved. Fucking bitches.

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>>28556409
>If I recall, tests on 5.56 and 7.62x39 showed keyholing happens, but doesn't happen often enough to rely on.
Of course, because they weren't designed to yaw on impact.
5.56 fragments on impact at high velocity and 7.62x39 relies on sheer energy to kill, later revisions of the cartridge did cause some yaw.

5.45 was purpose designed to yaw on impact.

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>>28549405
>inb4 "but we killed more people than they did!"

>>28550126
Naw

>>28550227
I still have a friend that believes shit like that. He thinks its true for any caliber gun. He recently bought a glock in .357 Sig. Got home and called me and said his bullets from his .357 magnum wouldn't fit. I wanted to kill and die at the same time.

>>28553656
Jesus, you're stupid.

>>28550482
Lead isn't a worry for cancer its that your body can't filter it out and it accumulates and makes your brain stupid. So keep reloading until you don't know what reloading is... Then you will stop... Problem solved... Kinda

>>28551540
Good pussy

>>28552169
Guns, kayaks and drones should not be registered. Just because 2 are registered doesn't mean the 3rd or any of them need registering. Registering is basically a tax, that is all.... A revenue stream for the gov.

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>>28549983
>>28556038
John Browning tilting barrel design.

>>28550859
>what is a DIAS
>what is a lightning link
I could cut out a lightning link with a Dremel tool and $3 of barstock available at any hardware store in about 10 minutes and have a full-time full-auto AR.

Now, converting one to a SELECT FIRE is a bit more difficult and time consuming.

>>28552169
Where the fuck makes you register a kayak or canoe or anything else that doesn't have a gas-powered engine?

Also drones only have to be registered if you fly them in specific places like around airports or over a certain altitude, which 99.9% of commercially available drones aren't capable of.

>>28551957
Does painting a car make it go faster or safer in a collision?

>>28556697
FAA is requiring all drones over .55 lbs to be registered by some day in February.

>>28552735
Is it bad if I know the name but think it's often easier to say ".22" or "12 gauge"?

>>28556469
yes. Yes they do, 5.45 was designed to do that

>>28552735
Gunsmith here.

I hate people that do this on the phone.
>hey I need a scope mount
Cool. What make and model?
>.30-06
That's a caliber. Who made the gun?
>uh.....
>....
>.30-06
yeah sorry can't help you

>Why would you need a rifle like this?
Followed by:
>Hey would you take a pic of me holding this?

>>28556724
Well that sucks.

Point still stands. CURRENTLY they do not have to be.

Also kayaks and other paddle-powered small watercraft do not have to be registered, and any boats operated solely on private waters regardless of size or power plant do not have to be registered.

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>It was the Marines that landed on D-Day
>Europe would have been lost without the Marines

>>28549351
its not tho

>>28556607
Ah interesting, thank you

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>Video games enthusiast friend doesn't know shit about guns
>Asks basic and/or stupid questions like
>Why does a bolt action does more damage than a semi automatic sniper rifle ?
>What's the difference between a clip and a mag
>Do they really use the desert eagle in the army if it's such a hard to use weapon ?
>Why would anyone use a shotgun if their range is only a few meters ?

>Simply answer his questions and explain to him why he may be wrong.
>He listens, knows he may be wrong, takes the answer and likes being answered and keeps on gaming

Why do people on /k/ have such shit friends ?

>>28556995
>yuropoop lost without muhreens
Could have a point if they were talking WWI.

>>28557095
>>What's the difference between a clip and a mag
At least he asks.

>>28557183
He heard me sperging out about it in the distance once

He found it really funny for some reason.

Otherwise I just hide my power level

>>28549763
It's funny when 3rd world country inhabitants hold opinions like this about places they will never in their wildest dreams go to. Aren't Guatemalans like the universal niggers of central and southern america? Except you're all squat and fat?

>>28548337
>can it kill?
Asked a journalist interviewing a gunstore clerk in a mall I worked. "It" referring to a box of .32 cartridges.

>>28557095
>Why do people on /k/ have such shit friends ?
because half of /k/ is still in middle school

>>28557095
you could also just answer his questions. That way he'll get to know more about guns.

For christ sake dont be such an autist

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>>28549763
Found u

>>28553656
That chick looks like a little boy

>>28550444
were you OC'ing that or at a gun store

>>28549318
>Dude it all depends on the bullet.
You are implying that powder and barrel length does not affect stopping power.

> freinds
> is in 4chan
Pick one op

If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear

>>28556388
>Something would probably stop the bullet if I did miss.
As a responsible gun owner, you of course make sure there's a proper backstop behind your target.

>>28549939
My buddy who has been shooting his entire life asked me that worried my shield was broken.
Motherfuck has only shot revolvers, a century p38, and .22 handguns. I have to explain to him EVERY Time that he shouldn't waste his money on a gun because it looks cool and it's cheap. Been trying to get him to pick up something modern but he just wants to fudd around and not clean his guns (ever)after using exclusively TULA ammo. His sks is so fucking caked with shit and the stock gave him a splinter.

Dammit sorry I hate ranting but for a guy who loves guns he has no clue what they do other than go bang.

>>28557240
You don't own a gun.

>>28550143
source? I'm curious as to who they are.

>>28550859
it's also easy to make a pair of nunchucks or a flail in Canada, but you can literally go to the hardware store, buy a wrench and a length of chain, and there you go. Easy to make, libtards still think "oooohhh scary weapons, MUST BE ILLEGAL"

>>28551540
I was lucky enough that my fiancee grew up around guns. Family had farm, so guns. Lived in US for a time so dad had guns. She always was hesitant about having guns in the house with future kids (muh chilluns), but then after those recent jihadist attacks in Canada, she decided she would get her PAL with me one day and would want to own and use guns.

yay

>>28557294
But that's what I do ?

>>28556282
beautiful. The guy second from the right, first row, in green. Look at that glare he's giving Obama. And the guy on the far left in green. He looks like he's about to laugh.

fuck Obama.

>>28549763
>the way they talk
I can't help it, 'like' is essentially just my cali accent.

>the way they act
Cali is full of faggots.

>birthplace of misinformed liberal sjw bullshit
That would actually be a tie between marx and FDR.

>capital of hippies and degeneracy
Yes.

>>28548673
Gut it, clean it, and use as furniture

>>28548536
>>doesn't nato countries all use the same caliber?
Uhm.... they actually do?

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happened last weekend
>friend in town visiting
>friend owns a few shotguns, revolver and a couple 22's of his own
>decide to go shooting and take out like 8 guns
>aw ya, dont gotta clean all these my self
>come home, tell friend to grab a gun and start cleaning
>says 'im excited, ive never cleaned a gun before'
>mfw

>>28548353
you're retarded, back to /pol/

>>28556568
kayaks have to be registered in the land of the free?

just why...

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>>28557095
>be video game enthusiast
>also know many shit about guns
>everyone assumes that no gamer can possibly know shit about guns and starts condescendingly lecturing me about them

>>28549639
science isn't a liberal profession anywhere else in the world, m8.
I live in New York and am an Engineering major. Science, technology, and engineers are the easiest to convert because they value data and function over emotion

>>28558106
Get back to building bombs Abdul

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>>28558106
fuck off schwarzie,he's right

>>28548337
not really a friend but i was talking to the guy at a new years party

>i support the second amendment completely but i have the right to feel safe and seeing someone walking around with an assault rifle is scary

>>28554832
>Californians aren't morons
>Californians elected morons
>Californians ARE morons

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>My yugo sks shoots better when it's dirty
>uses corrosive milsurp x39
Profile: Yugo barrels aren't chrome
Bore light showed more pits than Edward James Olmos' face.

>>28558106
Sorry Muhammad, didn't mea to disturb your goat session there.

>>28557534

Maybe with magnums it matters. For anything smaller than a .308/.30-06, what are you looking at? 300fps for an additional 6-8" of barrel? Don't really think that's going to grant you hydro-static shock....

(Should such a thing even exist.)

>>28557938
I hate how people are afraid to have guns because kids are in your house.

I read about a faggot that had his gun in one safe and ammo in another safe in a different part of the house because he didn't want his kids getting into his gun and ammo. Thus, making it impossible to use a gun in his home when he would absolutely need it because he's a faggot.

>>28553656
What the fuck did this guy even say

>dude nutnfancy is my hero

>I'd love to be a Huey door gunner

>>28559761
Is your friend suicidal?

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>>28556724
the American Modelling Association is fighting that shit

they've requested their members to not do so, at least until the actual deadline.

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>>28559847
not the guy you're talking to, but it's likely his friend's entire knowledge of the concept comes from Apocalypse Now and the Ride of the Valkyries scene

so no, just retarded

>>28548360
Who is in the picture?

>>28560216
miss idaho potato 1935

>>28548538
This gave me a stroke

>>28560134
>Academy of Model Aeronautics
FTFY.

At least you got the acronym right.

>>28559047
>>28558651
>>28558569
>Destroy the middle east for decades
>Surprised when there are refugees
oy vey keep them out