>>The Queen of England has issued a promise to her subjects that she will invade the United States of America if Donald J. Trump is elected President in November of this year.
>>“Should Mr Trump be elected we will take back America by force and place it once again under colonial rule,” her Majesty said in a statement this morning.
Let's assume this is actually real. How badly would this go for either side? What would the conclusion be?
Assume that the UK takes the first aggressive move by, say, launching sorties against American ships. What happens?
Standard rules apply:
>>No countries on Earth may use nukes
>>If another country intervenes,you must specify why
Atlantic fleet would meet RN in the north atlantic, US air force would be patrolling as far out as greenland easily. I think there are still US troops in the UK. We'd know about it before it happened.
>Scotland and N. Ireland are set free.
They remain part of the UK out of choice. Unwillingly set them free? I'm not sure that's a good idea, given your track record.
When will you yanks learn?
>all of those nauseating faggots going "honestly I would let her" or "yes please" in the comments
They deserve to be dragged from their homes and executed in public t.b.h. It's what a traitor deserves.
assuming UK is fighting alone...
>carrier groups dispatched to the channel, north sea, and irish seas
>UK's laughable navy can't keep trade routes open
>country-wide siege begins
It's tough being an island nation when you don't have a navy.
>give all of the land to Catholics
>let Protestants have just enough land to keep them from starving to death
>potato blight happens
>use military forces to protect the food being exported while the Protestants all starve to death
>now-majority-Catholic NI votes to join Ireland
As for Scotland, we just promise them a bunch of vicodin.
>How badly would this go for either side?
The Queen gets slaughtered by Parliament and replaced with a younger royal.
Her successor apologises.
Things like this are how I know America has a German population.
So, your solution is to bully the Irish, and intoxicate the Scots into submission? That's what we've done for centuries. I thought you'd come up with something better, not the same.
The US troops based in the uk would take buckingham at the end of rush hour after the outset of hostilities and then probbably lob mortars into parliment from the roof until they surrendered because they're the fuckwhits that authorized this nonsense in the first place.
Uk then becomes a protectorate of the us and gets us territory style firearms laws by midsummer.
Okay, okay, better idea.
>take plastic paddies from Boston and New York
>settle them in the emerald isle
>the Republic of Ireland was, of course, neutral during the war, but Americans can't read maps
>do the same with Americans who are super-proud of their 1/8th Scottish blood
>eventually, the dominant population of the British Isles is fat, mostly German and Polish, burgers who think they're Scottish and Irish
>native population dies from substance abuse and sheer despair, the way the Native Americans did
>Trump leads second war of independence
>mfw battlefield pickup L85s
>also beat to shit High Powers
Bring it on Eurocucks
Any fucking day you tea chugging fuckboys
>paves over the entire country and turns it into a giant strip mall.
That's a lot of roads. Especially considering our roads are completely unlike yours, and you'd have to make them all straight and grid like.
I don't think you understand just how few yanks there are here right now.
Assuming most of them aren't heritage fags who defect, they would be rounded up very quickly.
>My great great great grandfather's sheep was British.
>Therefore, it would be against the second amendment to fire on my British cousins!
While that is true about the gaurds, i'm not aware of them having enough of them to hold off a fully geared modern military assault force.
I doubt they could hold buckingham for very long in the face of a ruassian attack, much less the u.s., could totally see them fending off a few waves of muslims with kalashes and prgs though.
...fuck now I want to see a british version of olympus has fallen only with kebabs instead of koreans.
It'll be easy once we knock down all of the old buildings and replace all of the quaint little farming villages with soulless cookie-cutter suburbia.
Needless to say, we'll need to get rid of all the bike lanes and modify things so we can drive on the right side of the road.
>UK invades the East Coast starting with some shithole like New York City
>As the UK military power is away, the Muslims finally rebel and overthrow the British Government.
>UK troops are harassed daily by local NY populace
>News reports show a shell shocked Brit soldier with ropes of cum across his clothing as he came face to face with a naked hobo jerking off in an alleyway hopped up on PCP
>This is literally like the first hour into the invasion.
>They soon figure out there is no Big Ben in New York.
>Troops starve as they can't figure out when it's time to eat without the guiding bongs of Big Ben.
>UK troops go into full mutiny
>They get wiped out by minorities with zip guns.
>and replace all of the quaint little farming villages with soulless cookie-cutter suburbia.
That's already happening, slowly, but surely.
You underestimate their numbers and skill. They're not just for show. Furthermore, the whole place would be crawling with other regiments local to London, and the mod police in a matter of minutes.
They all have over 300 confirmed kills, and hsit fury, etc
>tfw the first gun your kid shoots is an L85 with a broken buttstock, his inheritance
>tfw it jams
>US and the Britain break alliance and go to war
>both countries devastate their naval vessels and each country damages their airfields
>no one wants to hit the nuclear solution
>Britain loses control of it's remaining territories due to lack of military presence
>seeing the opportunity given Merkel is assassinated and the new leader of Germany finally goes through with Operation Sea Lion
>through a new agreement with Belgium and the infiltration of the Spanish government, Germany establishes a new Axis power
>Sergio Mattarella, president of Italy, called up Germany's new leader requesting to take part of this new Axis and he was told, "fuck off, you are a terrible ally."
>except departing the coast of France, Operation Sea Lion departs from the shore of Belgium and Spain where, under secret, Germany has amassed troops and volunteers for the new Blau Division
>the US and Britain with it's crippled Navy cannot adequately intervene
>Germany establishes footholds on the British coastal areas in the East while the Spanish fleet sweeps from the west to destroy remnants of the US and British Naval forces and establish a foothold in western Britain
>France initially turtles but then attempts to break the German supply line in a rather ironic 'battle of the bulge' attempt by cutting a line through the Belgian coast
>Germany does not like this bullshit attempt from France and begins a new invasion of France
>knowing an invasion of France was around the corner, Germany sends a newly reformed Panzer division, the Ghost Division, into France
>Poland is shitting itself
I have to poop from pulling all this stupid shit out of my ass.
No wonder the Brits lost the war, right daddy?
True again but I think you're also overstating how many would be on duty, and how armed they would be at the palace in order to fend off an attack involving actual soldiers instead of street rabble with piss training.
Though the only way to know for sure is for it to actually happen, or someone actually run a wargame scenario with this in mind. Pit the palace guards against one of the local us bases and kit both out with sim gear based on what gear they'd have on hand on a day to day basis and have reinforcements from whater would be reasonable to assume could actually reinforce each side.
we blockade them and god emperor trump starts pressganging british sailors into the US Navy. war of 1812 2: electric boogaloo, the colonies strike back.
We burn down York in toronto just for shits and giggles
The machinespirits in the britong SA80's revolt and every small arm in the british arsenal breaks like the pieces of shit they are
after a week of iron tight blockade and the sinking of the entire british navy at port, the angry muzzies start lighting fires as they're wont to do in times of hardship/boredom and burn down london.
Trump receives an apology blowjob from the queen and adds England, north ireland, and scotland to the American empire.
Good luck trying that now.
Protip: Americans invented napalm, and you fucks burned down London your own capital 22 years after.
We would turn Parliment and London into ash, don't believe us? Just ask Dresden and Tokyo.
US laughs when England realizes they no longer have a navy. Proceeds to invade while ironically singing "Rule Britannia". We conquer the UK and make it a state, with the capitol in Dublin just to piss everyone off.
>all areas that have been firebombed have turned their populations into flaming faggots
>napalm is so potent it genetically burns all straight genes and mutates the survivors forever.
Hory shit it all makes sense now.
>USA launches subs to hunt and destroy all of British Navy
>aims cruise missiles at Canada and deploys National Guard to block that commonwealth shithole
>Marines do first amphibious assault since who knows when
>Army occupies London
>Queen is sent to an IRA holdout and taken out Saddam style, cellphone.mp4
>Get some sweet ass British women loot
>eat Emily Blunt, Karen Gillan, Saoirse Ronan ass all day
To be fair, I don't think I'd honestly blame them for *trying* if we actually elected Trump. It's pretty much the equivalent of trying to send a 19 year old college student to his room, though.
That also doesn't mean I'd opt for rolling over and taking it. Screw that. Seems like a fun opportunity to give NI to Ireland proper, and be done with this "Londonderry" bollux.
I'll have to talk to my buddy, he has a few old muskets laying around from the first revolutionary war. I think it'd be worth the risk to their value to put them back to use killing some redcoats.
UK becomes the 51'st state
The difference is that they may indeed be able to kill the UK but a war between the US and Canada we would end with Justin Trudeau's head on a spike on the white house lawn
Actually we militarily destroy every country we fight. It's other areas we fail at. Sorry Ahmed, but your puny navy would sink in a day. Now don't you have some "asains" to give your children to?
>The brittish storm the beaches of America
>"oi fuggin el' chaps, we ain got no guhn er knives"
>"it ohkay govna, we just make fun dem damn yanks likes wes dos on the intertublies"
>Brits yell at American's passing by
>"You're fat! You have shootypews bongbangs because ur all dum mates!"
>No one cares or listens
>Entire British military decides to kill themselves
>But then they remember again they don't have guns or knives
>But there's still hope because for some reason the harbor they came in tastes like tea
I could see him winning if Hillary died, or went to prison or something before she was handed the nomination (not that I believe that's likely). Sanders has also closed the gap significantly in the last few months, and he's significantly less electable in a general election than Trump imo.
>Thinks it wouldn't be an easy victory over an army mostly comprised of donated, US military surplus and retired equipment
>Against a country the size of a single US state
>Against a country with no borders to retreat to in to or smuggle in resources from
We wouldn't even have to fight you, we could just choke you and shoot down everything that comes off the island.
Women too. Don't forget that.
Seriously i've said it before and i'll say it again. This election cycle, just throw all the conventional knowledge out the window.
Trump's campaign should have ended many moons ago.
bush should be doing so much better than he is.
Christie's campaign should have sunk long ago.
clinton shouldn't be having this much trouble against a communist.
Shit like that. Seriously, people need to just shut up, pop some popcorn and just watch the show.
And hell if we're going to toss conventional logic out the window, california will be in play this year and that'll make the dems shit a brick and have them change the rules from winner take all to district by district for the elctoral college.
Remeber how the Germans bombed the Shit out of ya' back in dubayah dubayah tooo?
Yeah well imagine that, except your Navy is setting at the bottom of the Atlantic and your Air Force is reduced to carrier pigeons.
If it was anevenmatch just between the UK and the u.s.a, well, lets just say I feel sorry for England, the u.s spends the most on there army's(almost) and have manpower, plus a ton of high tech gear, and if England would attack, well then there pissing on over 200 years of history, and then if England attacked first the u.s could probably get more allies than England would, mainly becouse there sticking there noses somewhere were it shouldn't be
>they both weaken each other
Do you know how big the British navy is? 3 strike carrier groups could beat the entire British navy in one battle. Your eurocuck dreams are astonishingly big.
mURIKKKA would win any war. Trump would become the King of the Commonwealth for the world. The Queen would be exiled to the Pitcairn islands and molested by inbred pirates forever.
>trips of truth
>mfw I'll finally an Elle
I think you are all forgetting that
Yes, brute force the uk has no chance
Yes, it wpuld be an easy us victory
Aside from nukes,
The uk has the ability to take down the internet AND is a major player in cyber warfare.
>the middle east still thinks it can win an actual war with any nation of the west
The amount of mental hoop jumping you have to do to get a number of US servicemen close enough to execute a sting operation on the Queen is unreal. Of course no amount of Grenadier Guardsman can counter several squads of physics defying US muhreens or whoever who teleport slap bang in Buckingham palace fully kitted out, while all the guards are knocked out. But in practice, several squads of yanks would be torn to pieces by the combined guardsmen and mod police response. Even if they didn't return fire, they would surely overrun the yanks with sheer numbers as they ran out of ammo.
>you're also overstating how many would be on duty
I wish I was. The Queen's better protected than the potus.
>Royal Navy attempts some shit operations
>US sends like 1/100th of their fleet
>blows RN out of the fucking ocean.
>america goes back to doing it's own shit, england keeps making big threats but can't back them up.
England can be summarized by their English Bulldog. Talks a lot of shit, but when a bigger dog enters the fight, they can't do shit.
Fair enough, honestly was figuring that in the chaos of the outset whatever U.S. assets might be at alconbury, midenhall, croughton and menwith at any given time could potentially try for a breakout and attempt a decapitory strike considering they're already behind enemy lines already. Thought you'd need an asshole with some form of severe multitasking and planning autism to coordinate that kind of operation.
It seems though it was more me underestimating how many assets the us has in the uk.. coulda sworn there was at least one or two soley us only bases there near london that were part of sdi, though that may have ended with the cold war drawing to a close.
Actually no it would not, that is just silly.
You cannot kill things with money. Not unless you have some kind of coin launching rail gun.
What I'm saying is, military spending does not equate to military capability, you know? A rich guy will still die if shot by a poor person.
If it's The Queen vs USA and not England vs USA then she actually has the power to do this. She is technically the supreme ruler of every single commonwealth nation and can override parliament in every commonwealth nation at any moment.
You are autistic if you think that the UK, Canada, and Australia could take down the US. The US is better funded, has more personnel, superior technology, is all under one roof compared to the shitshow that is the commonwealth, and is logistically necessary for the military's of commonwealth nations to exist. Come on bud there are even US personnel ALREADY in all three of the countries I mentioned.
>The Liberation of the world shall begin
I can only get so erect
Countries that have invaded the US: Great Britain over 200 years ago.
Countries that the US has invaded: pic related
>all this oi mate muh grenaiders will punch you right in the gabbah britbong asshurt
>mfw the 48th fighter wing at lakenheath blows up the queen and parliament with impunity because the RAF is as shitty as the royal navy
we'd just burn down york again m8
this is stupid. queen is getting senile in her 100s. why would anyone in their right mind invade the US? we have 10x the guns they even have citizens. kids own shotguns here and adults can't even own a butterknife there. what a joke. nice bait m8.
Even with some brown people invading the US is actually impossible at the moment with the current strength of the US armed forces and there being more then a gun for every civilian here. The US also happens to be strategically perfectly built for defense.
>send one armed american into england
>he walks around with a standard AR-15
>insurgent briton runs up to american with a kitchen knife
>briton gets sent to 4 star hotel for 4 years
europeons are powerless
>Putin likes Trump
>All of Europe is shit
>UK/Germany/Sweden stupidly declares war on the US
>US+Russia+China vs the fags in Europe
>Israel: fuck this I'm not even gonna...
>Allied URC forces don't really need to do anything
>just cut funding to EU Nation and NATO
>Muslims starts taking over
>Europe now the new middle east
>all of the snackbars move to europe
>URC(short for USA+Russia+China) moves into the middle east
>takes all of their oil
USA wins without breaking a sweat because NATO would join the US as the UK is the aggressor.
Regardless the US would decimate the UK if no one intervened against the US.
Even in a full EU vs US situation the US might lose some areas like Guantanamo if the EU is lucky but the actual US wouldn't be invaded.
Tl;dr nato joins the US and the UK literally never touches mainland US
All we have to do is send an all-POC invasion force. They'll peaceably lay down their spoons and bicycle wheels for anyone that isn't white.
Incidentally violent crimes levels plummet stateside for some reason.
Hispanics always vote conservative due to knowing how shitty life is when the government doesn't have functional control over the goings on in a country. Also, subsidies are appreciated.
Isn't there a film coming out called London Has Fallen?
Anyway, I'd rather see a joint anglosphere with my American brethren than us killing eachother. 1 massive nation across the world
>implying i want to be a germcuck
>Austria is considered to have the most relaxed laws in the European Union.
meanwhile in germany I have to be part of a state aproved shooting club to be allowed to have a single shot shotgun at home.
So, yeah, thanks Murca, honestly.
>Let's assume this is actually real. How badly would this go for either side? What would the conclusion be?
she's 89 years old. she'd be interred in some nursing home after she collapsed from heat stroke on the beach.
>UK and commonwealth get fucking curb stomped
>Canada becomes part of US
>We Bolshevik the royal family and make Britain a republic
>make Britain and commonwealth pay for the war
>to rub salt in the grevious wound we give the falklands to the argies
that will teach those limecucks not to fuck with us
Implying most British people wouldn't be happier if parliament got blown up.
Mfw duke of York takes control of the UK for the queen then we return to being Bros with the USA again, send over some tea as a sorry we sunk some of your shit, then watch the Duke decide to build up a decent navy again and continue to bomb sand people with new old Bros
US destroys Uk
Bombs them back in time
UK becomes atlantis
war, war never changes
I'll go resurrect Andrew Jackson and just get a bunch of volunteer southerners to invade the mainland.
What are they going to do, run for the "save a life, bin that knife" bins?
Maybe let Argentina get in on the action.
>all snackbars move to Europe
>Pakistanis have successfully replaced the workforce in mid east
>Nawaz Sharif annexes the Gulf nations.
>Pakistan becomes a super power before India
The current political power strcuture WANT them to cross the boarder.
Obama deporting a handfull is just a show to make people happy.
When we start deporting twice as many that come in on a daily basis let me know.
North American Aerospace Defense Command...anywhere but in the US and Canada.
Left columns are votes
Right columns are how represented the party is in the House of Commons
The A-10s at Selfridge Air National Guard base stand ready to eliminate the Air Canada Centre at a moment's notice, good sir.
Picture COMPLETELY unrelated. Honest.
this is more of a /pol/ thing than /k/ but the UK is arguably more democratic than the US and certainly not less democratic.
>No we fucking don't the referendum was fucking rigged.
please, the NO campaign was fucking shambolic and still the SNP couldnt convince a majority that independence was a good idea, the SNP were reduced to basically shouting 'no austerity' and 'fuck the tories' and still couldnt win, largely because scottish independence leads to scottish bankruptcy within 10 years unless harsh austerity is brought in
>Trying to war against USA
>While losing to the US these guys start culturally enriching your country and conquering it from your baton wielding police while the large majority of your military is getting sunk in the Atlantic or fucked over by gun totting rednecks on the shore
Fighting a war on two fronts, and you know Scotland will take advantage of this opportunity.
>giving Norn Iron to Ireland
If they don't want to fucking come back stop trying to force them, all you're fucking doing is getting Irish people killed! How can you talk of free Ireland when the only ones who die are the Irish you fucking plastic paddy fucking shite eating dog faced motherfucker.