>post new facebook photo
>im lookin mall ninja as fuck
>new chest rig and shemag
>start getting worried messages from family
>family is hella conservative
>"anon that picture worries us"
>"the authorities may come after you"
>its the fucking shemag
In a range bag. Same place I carry my eye protection, earpro, tools, oils, cleaners, broken case extractors, and related shit.
>only shooting one firearm
Hey dick! considering i did 20 years doing communications in the army.... do you honestly fucking believe that i dont have programs on my laptop telling me where IP addresses are originating from? and what fucking servers are bouncing the fucking signals from? by deconstructing the motherfucking source code? i bet your freaken old school. using a damn crystal ball and rabbits foot right? screw off.
>Not knowing how to post oper93r selfies on social media
Post something like pic related and try to look goofy.
>try to look goofy
>end up looking violently autistic
>do you honestly fucking believe that i dont have programs on my laptop telling me where IP addresses are originating from?
I too have a BT partition that I use to publicly display my nmapping skills at starbucks
shit makes me look cool as fuck yo
>Not having a chest rig to fight off the hordes of marauding dindus
There's defending yourself and there's scrapping for a fight. Not knowing the difference is its own punishment.
Enjoy getting your head smashed in with a cinderblock while I'm in my small town that has a violent crime rate on par with Denmark, eating steak and drinking good beer.
>Wear shemagh as a do-rag, not as a face wrap in a selfie with friends
>Mother messages me
>"Anon take that off right now, are you going on ISIS websites?! The government will come after my job!"
Guilty as charged, but I had those sentiments beforehand. And common brother, only a douche would say no to a free cold one
Rolling rock is fucking great. But I'm more of a oculto and sierra madre guy
Ultimately your family is just concerned about your well being. Like the other anon said, just tell them it's airsoft and you should be fine.
Chest rigs are popular for a reason m8.
Hey OP, do you know what PERSEC means, you bloody fucking idiot?
>mom starts giving me shit for an 'aggressive' Facebook profile pic where I'm 'brandishing a gun'
>confused as fuck because I know better than to show my power level to future employers
>think she means the picture I sent my gf showing off my new hunting rifle
>turns out she was taking about a picture I took in college 'brandishing' a paintball gun in a tuxedo six years ago