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>post new facebook photo >im lookin mall ninja as fuck

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>post new facebook photo
>im lookin mall ninja as fuck
>new chest rig and shemag
>start getting worried messages from family
>family is hella conservative
>"anon that picture worries us"
>"the authorities may come after you"
>its the fucking shemag
>mfw
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Chest rigs are autistic anyways.
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>post new facebook photo
>im lookin mall ninja as fuck
Why would someone do this
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>>28515702
Because I hate myself.
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>>28515717
OP or not, this is the right answer.
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>>28515635
No joke, when the refugee shit started my mom called me and told me to not wear and of those terrorist scarves because I might get shot.
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>>28515685
How the fuck do you carry your mags?
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>fagbook
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>>28515820
In a range bag. Same place I carry my eye protection, earpro, tools, oils, cleaners, broken case extractors, and related shit.

>going shooting
>only shooting one firearm
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>CURRENT YEAR
>posting anything gun or Christian related on Goybook
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>>28515635

>using facebook

why?
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Only retarded mongrels think shemaghs are anything but fucking asinine. Hope you do get mistake for a shitskin and shot you filthy traitor.
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>buying a chest rig as a civilian

lol ok
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Stop being such a dildo mane
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>>28515635
this isn't your fucking blog, if you wanna complain post a question or a request for similar stories as well.
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>>28515635
post pic faggot
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>>28515635
tell them it's airsoft

It's how I got them off my back.
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>>28516010
Hey dick! considering i did 20 years doing communications in the army.... do you honestly fucking believe that i dont have programs on my laptop telling me where IP addresses are originating from? and what fucking servers are bouncing the fucking signals from? by deconstructing the motherfucking source code? i bet your freaken old school. using a damn crystal ball and rabbits foot right? screw off.
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>>28515635
>Not knowing how to post oper93r selfies on social media

Post something like pic related and try to look goofy.
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>>28515635
post the picture for us to laugh at.
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>>28516413
>try to look goofy
>end up looking violently autistic
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>>28516386
>do you honestly fucking believe that i dont have programs on my laptop telling me where IP addresses are originating from?
I too have a BT partition that I use to publicly display my nmapping skills at starbucks

shit makes me look cool as fuck yo
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>>28516386
Hey buddy why didn't you just go ahead and post the proper copypasta, save yourself some effort
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>>28516785
yeah well i programmed a gui in visual basic to backtrace your IP address
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>Not having a chest rig to fight off the hordes of marauding dindus
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>>28516847
>trying to fuck with a pentester
git
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>>28516848
>Living in an area you'd have to fight off marauding dindus in the first place

3.8 million square miles, Anon, and not 50 thousand of them are shithole cities.

It's not that hard
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>>28516909

>Not fighting dindus instead hiding in a hole without a chestrig

It's like I cannot even distinguish you from the dindus at this point.
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>>28516933

There's defending yourself and there's scrapping for a fight. Not knowing the difference is its own punishment.

Enjoy getting your head smashed in with a cinderblock while I'm in my small town that has a violent crime rate on par with Denmark, eating steak and drinking good beer.
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>>28517044
PBR isn't good beer
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>>28517054
The best beer in the world is "free", followed by "cheap" and "cold" brand beer. Pbr meets 2 of those criteria
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>>28517068
try rolling rock, it's dirt cheap and a step above piss water.

and it isn't pbr, so there's that
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>>28517068
I see you also saw that Facebook "brocode" list.
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>>28516751
I thought it was kek
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>>28515635

>Wear shemagh as a do-rag, not as a face wrap in a selfie with friends
>Mother messages me
>"Anon take that off right now, are you going on ISIS websites?! The government will come after my job!"
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>>28517103
Guilty as charged, but I had those sentiments beforehand. And common brother, only a douche would say no to a free cold one

>>28517093
Rolling rock is fucking great. But I'm more of a oculto and sierra madre guy
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>>28516413
Oh shit it's a /k/igger
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>>28515805
>>terrorist scarves
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>>28516074
This. /k/'s so autistic.


>b-b-b-b-ut I want to operate
Fucking walts
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>>2851563
Ultimately your family is just concerned about your well being. Like the other anon said, just tell them it's airsoft and you should be fine.

>>28515820
Chest rigs are popular for a reason m8.
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>>28515635
>post new facebook photo
YOU FAILED
TO MAINTAIN
YOUR OPSEC
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>>28517198
Oculto ftw
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>>28516785
>Current year
>using backtrack
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>>28515635
Why do you wear a terrorist scarf?
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>Posting pictures wearing assault-style clothing on NSAbook

At least the news will have great pictures to run of you when you're charged with shooting someone in self-defense!
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>>28515635
Post the pic
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Hey OP, do you know what PERSEC means, you bloody fucking idiot?
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>>28520750
lace me the fuck up, homes/k/izzle
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>>28515635
>Buying "operator" shit
>Not just re-purposing regular stuff
>Making yourself a target
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>>28517093
Hey they don't give blue ribbons to just anyone.
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>mom starts giving me shit for an 'aggressive' Facebook profile pic where I'm 'brandishing a gun'
>confused as fuck because I know better than to show my power level to future employers
>think she means the picture I sent my gf showing off my new hunting rifle
>turns out she was taking about a picture I took in college 'brandishing' a paintball gun in a tuxedo six years ago
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