Stolen valor general

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>>28479636

>>28479691
This is the kind of stolen valor I can get behind

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>>28479636

>stolen valor general
>posts General David Petraeus

U wot?

Joe weeks has his own section on the PJ's wiki discussion page.


Bonus: now accused of killing his own mother

>>28479748
He stole everything from us thanks to Bush.

>>28479786

KEK

But seriously, you can't win. Real life is fucking high school level gossip and rumors, complete with childish spying.

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>>28479748
that is the joke...

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>>28479691
She can steal my valour.

Stolen valor is not a weapon or military equipment.

>>28482099
>military uniforms, insignia, awards, and devices
>not military equipment

2/10 made me reply.

>>28479691
What award is the giant flower?

>>28482310
Uniforms, insignia, awards, and devices are nothing more than uniforms, insignia, awards, and devices. Stolen valor is not a weapon, uniform, insignia, award, or device.

>>28482426
Displaying awards not being awarded to you is not a form of stolen valor?

>>28482344

Meritorious Virginity Defence Medal

>>28482620
Pretending to be a milfag in general is stolen valor.

It's a phenomenon, not equipment.

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:^)

>>28479691
She can steal my valour any day

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Stolen valor vs. Boots

>>28482688
In his defense, owning cammies doesn't mean you're trying to be stolen valor. He could just be very autistic.

>>28482688
Why the fuck are they wearing dress uniforms in a mall?

>>28482728
recruitment drive

>>28482688
>kid wearing fatigues
>"you're disrespecting my 3 months service in boot camp"
Why are some guys so sensitive about civvies wearing camo?

>>28482731
>>28482728
More likely Toys for Tots.
I had to do that when I was on RA.

>>28482688
Wtf bellboys don't get bent about marines stealing their shitty uniform.

the only thing as cringey as the stolen valor guys are the veterans who walk around in public wearing their uniforms to get attention and free shit...considering most people enlist not to serve their country but to get benefits such as free education yet want people to call them a hero... so i find it funny when they get butthurt as fuck at the fake non-mil guys doing it. all around its just a big circle jerk. if you joined the military, you aren't a special snowflake, you joined a profession that millions of others of us have (and literally your 105 neighbor girl you grew up next to could make it also)- you're not automatically a hero and you don't need anymore thanks than you already get in the form of benefits. most .mil members have no idea what its like to live and work not having the military social safety net and don't realize how good they've got it, not to mention all the business that go out of their way to hire "vets" for publicity and shit.

>>28479636
Why do you care so much about this

>>28482773
Lol, I think our round hats are stupid. But the pisscutter hat is even more stupid and pointless.

I'm against dress uniforms entirely.

>>28482782
Ahh there's no harm in it, just make it so they're for proper occasions only. Award ceremonies, funerals, catering.

Same for bellboys too. Fuckers should be in hotel camo at all times. I want to see them in MARPAT HOTEL-STAINED-CARPET

>>28479636
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?page_id=30655

>>28482688
That's not stolen valor, just autism, you have to be fucking stupid to wear full camo around like that.

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>>28482779
This right here.
>didn't join the military
>went to college instead
>didn't do rotc
>some douche in my degree program did
>he barely graduates and barely qualifies for a commission in the national guard
>avoids every deployment his unit ever goes on and generally does nothing
>most action hr ever saw was clearing up snow on the streets of buffalo
>gets handed a cherry job in our field because thank you for your service

>>28482779
Most "vets" didn't see any combat either
So its just another day job, that you can't be fired from, and you retire after 20 years.

>>28483195
Alot of us don't want to be called a hero or even thanked for our service, because like
>>28483940
said, many of us don't see combat and are just here because the existing job market is bad, degree or not.

However, I won't hesitate to correct any motherfucker who wants to call me stolen valor when I wear my decommed cold weather gear to walmart in winter.

>>28483940
>can't be fired from

Were you retarded, or did you do this to yourself?

>>28482759
Because most people who join the military only do so because they can't succeed at anything in civilian life, so for the first time in their lives they have a socially acceptable license to put take out their self hatred on other people and claim a moral high ground

>MUH stolen valour
>MUH buddies died wearing that shitty camouflaged ACU bro
I don't know why other vets get so mad about it. That uniform is fucking shit and anyone who willingly wears it when they don't have to is a retard, and I'm not berating a retard for wearing clothes.

>>28484000
Your vagina has a first name, its:
L-I-B-E-R-A-L
you twat.

>>28482759
More than that kid will do his entire life desu

>>28484045
Wait what? I didn't even put desu at the end of it.

>>28482759
If there's no name tapes with a branch of service its not stolen valor. its just camo.

>>28484045
Tbh

>>28484012
Not at all. It's just a bummer that we spend so much tax money on what is basically an extension of high school for useless young people who don't have the grit to become real professionals

Not the whole military, but a shockingly large amount of them are bloody useless like the majority of government organizations

>>28484045
Actually, you're just projecting on that kid. Actually, you are that kid.
Confirmed.
Fuck you.

>>28484226
Clearly if you served, it was with the reserves

we have boards and ranking selections, and if you arent pulling your weight anymore, you hit your max service time and you are out. Do i like the people I serve with? fuck no. do I trust them to cover me under fire? absolutely.

>>28483989 knows what's up. Always super awkward when someone thanks you for your service. It's just a job, I just do engineer shit and wear acu's while I do it. I still don't know what to say when it happens.

On a semi related note, it's important to point out that the talk about people joining the military because they don't have any options is largely only true for the enlisted ranks. Most officers I know are pretty intelligent people who chose this career for a wide variety of reasons.

>>28484637
My O-3 was enlisted and went Officer, now is getting out to get another degree and be a lawyer

you yanks have too many stupid little medals for bullshit.....and it makes me a lil jealous.....

>>28484005
>Implying that the people who make threads like this are vets

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>>28479636
Fuck stolen valor faggots. I didn't spent 4 years in the corps for someone else to play pretend and get just as much respect.

>>28479748
He never went into combat. He's a shithead babyboomer who got in right after vietnam, and has never been under fire in his entire career. He's basically been a politician for the whole time.

>>28482688
I'm a doctor at a medical clinic near a couple of military bases. When people come in wearing all camo I pretend I can't see them.

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>>28482773
underrated tßh

People that care about stolen valor are fucking autistic bootlickers.

No one cares that you serviced the elites cock and fought for Israel you fuckwit.

>>28484000
spoken by a fucking puke who never served.

>>28486434
Spoken like a true brainwashed moron.

>>28482688
honestly, the marine dress uniform and high and tight boot haircut look worse here than the shoes.

remind me why the fuck we still have dress uniforms? we should be taking the idf approach of jettisoning all of the stupid old prussian military tradition and focus on essentials

>>28482688
I know where this is and those 2 fuck heads are pretty much "stealing valor".

They walk around the mall all the time "picking" up chicks. They literally wear their uniforms on their leave to get girls to have sex with them.

In my book, that's worse than stolen valor. Fuck this 2 gay wad Muhreens.

>>28486453
>Garrison Military
>ever focusing on being combat ready

Ever heard the saying "Any combat ready unit never passed an inspection"

because it's absolutely true. This is when the military gets the god damn stupidest with the needless fluff. Because we're bored. They're already talking about getting rid of the desert utility uniform in the Marine Corps and making the god damn service uniform the one of the day.

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>>28486444
>>28486424
>>28484005
>>28484000

Fucking POGs: the posts.

You weren't in the Green Machine, you aren't even a fucking human being to me.

>>28486492
You aren't a human being to me either, you're a pathetic fucking slave.

>>28484000
>"hur military is easy only stupid idiots join because they cant succeed."


Gee havent heard that one before

Stolen Valor is the biggest wank

No one literally cares but faggot soilder boys with illusions of grandeur because they did some training and had a shitty job

>Oh no! Someone is wearing camo! I must go yell them what they can and can't do! Also what they can wear! I didn't go through six weeks of basic and sit around an army base for a few years for other people to wear clothes!

And add on to lthis that most have mental disabilities

Real fucking heros

So much for land of the 'free'...

>>28486516
>he worked for the government for 4 years
>he's a brainwashed baby eating government drone!

>He didn't work for the government and do shitty work for shittier pay
>Fucking bitch ain't in MUH GUN CLUB

You're both retarded.

>>28484486
right, those who cant make it in civilian life are given the opportunity to do something worthwhile like taking a bullet in some sand pit.

Leave the computer science to the kids in silicon valley. Just worry about whether or not you got a yummy MRE today

>>28486559
But they defend you!

From 12 year old Abdul the Goat herder in bumfuckistan and like... Wong Ting in the jungles of Vietnam...

Because they were coming for your freedums

>>28479691
More like stolen seamen.

>>28486600
She can steal my seamen any day.

>>28486559
>>He didn't work for the government and do shitty work for shittier pay
>implying implications with these ASSumptions.

>>28484000
Watch out we've got an intellectual here. I chose my job just like you chose yours. I chose the military out of my passion for military history. I didn't choose it because I can't throw myself into a trade school and decide on a 2nd choice in my life. I want to strive towards my first choice and what I want to be.

Not so much stolen Valor, but I work with a guy who was apparently in the air force loading munitions onto the planes I think it was. Charlies Cobras I think. He's always wearing that shirt with that on it and ABU pants.

I offered to let him come by my home one day after work to shoot the shit which is when I got the first big hint the dude was a sperg.

I told him place was out in the boonies so it'd be a little hard to find which he responded with "If I can find terrorists in the desert I can find your place." It took everything I had not to laugh.

When he pulled up in his beat up primer grey Chevy van he had a shitty 9mm hipoint on his waist and a piece of shit survival knife that he took a disc grinder too to "thin the edge".

I showed him my CZ P01 and my OPAP. He held my CZ and said "where's the rest of it? This is what you need." unholstering his hipoint.

I told him I trust my CZ more than a hipoint. His response was " yeah but there so cheap you can just get rid of it if you have too.

He even told me that he's seen a lot of spirits and even sent some back after talking about how old the property and house were and how someone had died in one of the rooms of my house.

His recent gem is from telling my other buddy at work that he might becoming into a lot of money here soon since he found out "somebody he knows is sending thousands of dollars to Al-Qaeda"

I can't even make this shit up.

>>28486580

woah, i almost cut myself on that edge. how's 8th grade?

>>28479691
To be fair this was all on the JMSDF being faggots.

>>28486895
>Oh crap I don't have actual well formed argument to throw back
>Better get my "snarky memer kid" hat on
Our troops haven't fought for out country since 1783.

>>28487242
civil war? unless you're one of those apologists for the traitorous confederate fuckheads

>>28479636

Who gives a shit if they are stolen valor faggots. They're not hurting in any way....unless you're such a faggot, that you get butthurt over that just ignore them and continue on with your life.


Speaking of such, I got a friend who does that, fucker get laid so much over it.

>>28486367
is that an iron cross?

>>28482779
>>28483195
>>28483940

Ha-ha, look at the bitter /pol/s.

>he gets attention but I don't
>NOTAREALJOB, MUH BENEFITS, EASY CAREER

Thank you for your taxes.

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>>28484000

>Vietnam-era stats and assumptions

Pic related. Higher percentage of college education and highschool diplomas in the .mil than in the general U.S. population, as well.

>>28487509
>herp derp muh slavery wuz the driving factor for civil war hurr durr

>>28487734

>southern revisionism

Top kek

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>>28487734
>I-I-it was states rights!
>K-K-king cotton had nothing to do with it at all! N-Not at all!

>>28487767
Yea the states right to secede from a union explicitly oppressing them with unjust taxation

>>28487790
can you point to a single confederate state's secession declaration that actually mentions that? because every single one of them explicitly mentions slavery as the sole cause.

> hurr hurr muh heritage

>>28487790

>taxes get out
>rrreeeeeee

>>28486863

That was a decent white trash story.

Next time don't exclude the smoking of meth.

>>28484486
LOL
>If we totally had to go to hell and back they wold have. my. back.
Thanks 4 your peacetime service

>>28484637
it sucks actually. medic over here. when people thank me for my service i say youre welcome. but honestly ive never done a damn thing for my country. i joined the guard because i wanted a state side mission. as a medic i wanted to fix the boo boos. if someone was sick or injured i wanted to help them. never once had a chance to do that. to be fair though, i did try. and ive never let anyone pay for my food or groceries or gas or anything. if i'm in uniform and someone tries to pay for something, i outright refuse their charity. i couldnt live like that.

>>28486492
HOLY FUCK That pic has to be a joke...
>I wish I was in anicent sparta, getting buggered by my phalanx

>>28488021
>if i'm in uniform and someone tries to pay for something, i outright refuse their charity. i couldnt live like that.

LOL send it my way then, that's literally why I wear my shit offpost

>>28488039
No faggot, it illustrates that the USMC are the modern day spartans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WfNmag8OH8

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> this triggers army pussies

>>28488094
this is probably the trashiest thing ive ever seen

>>28487624
its not, because of that circle in the center. due to shitty quality I can't read it, but it definitely isn't a real iron cross

>>28482658
I-Isn't that an East German officers belt?

>>28488071
I would say the USMC is literally even gayer than Spartans were, congratulations.

>>28479636

In a country that awards people for stubbing their toe on the battlefield, you can't really consider any medal to be valor.

>>28488071
>calls someone a faggot
>post spartans

Oh man...

>>28488137
Yea a bunch of war hungry brainwashed idiots who make poor life decisions and then expect praise from everyone else on their poor decisions. Truly amazing fucking cunts every single one of them.

>>28488137
>>28488160

> 2016
> using homosexuality as an insult

nice joke, grandpa

>>28488150
>td

>>28488126
oh, ok thank you then

we have two entire generations that got a trophy just for participating lest their feelings be hurt for not winning

its all stolen valor now

>>28488169
LEL we Forever War now

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>>28479636

>>28488071
>High school dunces looking to get college paid off
>Spartans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>28487880
It's not all meth in the south.

I can get a picture of the guy. He's a tall twiggy alien looking bastard.

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>>28488094
autism across generations

>>28488188
this pretty much sums up the national defense service medal, and pretty much all of general betray-us's medals.

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>>28479636
>>28488284
speaking of, would you have stuck your dick in crazy if you were him, /k/?

>>28488142

Prove that this happened.

>>28488363

>tfw she's still an officer in the Army Reserves

I don't think I could salute without laughing.

>>28488363
have you ever stuck your dick in the crazy? crazy is AWESOME in the sack. its just not worth it, though.

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>>28488094
> wedding party has 4 people
> only the groom in dress uniform
> parade rest for photos

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>>28488363
with this to come home to? no way.

> yfw no gilf to bake you fresh baked cookies

>>28487242

>cant spell

>gets mad about being called a child

>hurr durr fight fur urr kuntry

>what is WWII

>hurr europe isnt the US

>what is the nazis sinking american vessels prior to dec 1941

>what is attempting to protect the our allies, which is in our interest

>what is not allowing over half the world be controlled by nazis or imperial japanese

>what is history

its always the people who think they know everything that are the biggest retards

>>28488169
>current year
>using that to refute anything
Could you be any more of a faggot?

>>28487624
Sharpshooter's badge for rifle qual

>>28486367
Well maybe he went through bootcamp three times for his firewatch ribbon. That's how I got mine.

>>28488402
The groom is in the service uniform.

>>28488203
No no no this one is real.

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>>28488167

>>28482628
I'd defend her virginity.

By taking it myself.

>>28479691
That haircut ruins my pants.

So what's the deal with this picture anyway? Reverse image search just turns up stuff in moon language.

>>28484000

11/10 trolling right there, haven't seen a post cause this much butt frustration on here in a while. keep doing gods work

People wearing camo or whatever doesn't bother me.

People actually claiming that they served when they didn't, wearing unit insignia of units they weren't in, or wearing decorations they didn't earn does, especially when they're doing it purposely to deceive people for personal gain.

I think the same thing about airshitters and their "impressions" too. You want to wear AOR2 with a 6094 and carry a 416 replica? Sure. You slap SEAL patches and stuff on and you become a douche.

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Jesus america, handle your fucking autism

>>28488808

BANTZ

>>28487815
To be fair, the federal government was following a course that would have left the South economically bankrupt. They were dismantling the slave labor trade bit by bit, putting the South in a chokehold of ever increasing economic restrictions. Also, by restricting the spread of slave labor into the western states the federal government was directly infringing on the rights of property owners and business ventures in those states. The economic ruin sewn by the end of slavery was indeed shown during the Reconstruction period. The South was not only defeated militarily, but the North chose to give its generals free reign to destroy the South's infrastructure and gut its cities. This led to the impoverished image of the South until at least 1945. Such actions are not permissible in civil war, where brother fights against brother and the end goal is repatriating your foe.

TLDR, you're a faggot who would've bent the to an autocratic "president" who makes war on his own people and destroys the economic and civil infrastructure of half your nation.

>>28487879
You didn't pay attention in American history in high school, did you?

>>28488655

Are they trying to look like shitty saturday morning cartoon villains?

>>28488892
>Such actions are not permissible in civil war
>implying civil wars aren't, as a rule, the cruelest, most inhumane form of warfare

Y'all niggas need Sherman.

>>28488892
>by restricting the spread of slave labor into the western states the federal government was directly infringing on the rights of property owners and business ventures in those states

seriously, I know your post is bait, but go back to /pol/ and get fucked.

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>>28488892
>The South was not only defeated militarily, but the North chose to give its generals free reign to destroy the South's infrastructure and gut its cities

and the southern cucks deserved every flaming ember for starting such a retarded and costly fucking war

>>28488094

>army pussies
>implying you aren't an internet tough guy

>>28487879
>45% tarrif on trade that went almost exclusively to the train network being built in the north, and the train hub being built on Lincolns land to increase it's value.

Go back to your highschool history books.

>>28488967
>The south started the civil war.
>S-stop having slaves!
>Fine, well just succeed.
Northerners actually believe this

>>28483195
fake and gay military shill

>>28484000
trips of truth

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>My fucking sides when Southern Revisionists think slavery wasn't the driving cause of the Civil War

You should let West Point know they're teaching history wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcy7qV-BGF4

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>>28489575
WOOP WOOP FAM_I_LY WOOP WOOP MMFWCL

>>28488926
They are the real life equivalent of those. Notice the ribbon colours.

>>28490143
>northern progressive nig lovers start a civil war
>blame the other guys because they couldn't live & let live.

I want /k/s opinion on this. Theres a guy I know who is Marines Reserves. That's not the issue. There's nothing wrong with being in the reserves, but this is some faggotry. He's been "in" since last summer and has a huge EGA on his shoulder and wears his dress blues every chance he gets. On Facebook, and to anyone who will listen, he talks about his "brothers" and basically nonstop about his "life" in the corps. I called him out and said he was a faggot and only joined the Marines for show. Anyway, what's your opinion on these people? I've met a lot of these Reservist commandos because I live close to big army reserve armory.

>>28488071
>if you take a job to demand respect from people, you're a faggot
>My grandfather fought all across the Pacific as a marine
>I didn't even know until after he died
>People who have actually done something don't have to throw it in everyone's face all the time. It should be apparent if it's worth talking about.
>this is true for not just this, but everything.

Military fags none of you would have a job if you didn't have normal civilians like me paying taxes and giving you something to "defend".

Stop being entitled nut suckers. You're fucking welcome.

>>28486367
That guy in the blue looks very chill

>>28488150
SOMEONE SAVED MY PIC!! THANK YOU

>>28479691
>People behind her are blurred

Is this some AV?

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>>28488695
She is of Japanese Slavaboo.

Was invited to be goodwill ambassador to Japanese Navy and Captain of ship for one day. Is fluent in some Slav language and likes tanks.

>>28486863
>"If I can find terrorists in the desert I can find your place."
this is a fantastic line if he was joking

>>28482688

> What the fuck, bro? Why you pretending like that?
What
> Stolen valor man, take it off.
...What
> TAKE IT OFF YOURE NOT ONE OF US
Listen...we're playing Airsoft in the building across the street. I just want to buy some Tacos from the food court.

>>28488071
>we wuz Spartans n shit

>>28490539
>northern progressive nig lovers start a civil war
I guess Fort Sumter never happened

>>28488094
All that camo and she still couldn't hide the weight.

>>28482688

That's recruiters talking to some autist

>>28491829
Recruiters don't wear dress blues while recruiting dumbass

>>28491627
>I guess the north surrendered Sumter and went back where they belonged without being dickheads about the secession.

>>28491876

They sure as fuck do in Washington.

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>>28491395
She looks like a Realdoll

>>28484000
This has only ever been true/a stereotype from Granada to Gulf 1. Almost nowhere do you problems or deficiencies with people who have served under arms in comparison to the population at large. Its a statistic that simply doesn't exist.

>>28491887
>Federal troops in a federal fort? I am shocked. Shocked I fucking tell you.

>>28491829
Recruiters aren't E-1s m8>>28491876

>>28492418

>US Armed Forces: 2.2 Million

>Walmart: 1.5 Million

The US Military is an exact microcosm of the nation's population. All one has to do, is look at a private sector corporation of similar size and it's nearly cookie cutter in terms of fuck-ups and slackers, minus certain aspects.

>>28488125
This faggot clearly a super soldier or stolen valor

>>28489575
amen

>>28486600
A boatload of seamen.

>>28488102
>that is probably the whitest thing i have ever seen

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served in the US Army as an Abrams Crewman from 07 til 11. Currently working at a hospital in the northern California mountains. Have encountered several times someone claiming I got PTSD from the war. Oh? what was your MOS? where did you serve? "I dont remember my MOS, Iraq" Discretely tell the Doc this person full of shit. Worst is when restaurants do the veterans eat free on veterans day gig. I am not a hardened veteran but jesus christ don't some of these people realize no ones buying there bullshit.

>>28482759
Because they are autistic children who feel like they've joined a really special club and they don't like people pretending to be welfare queens like them

>>28489060
Someone was """"educated""" in the South kek

>>28491876
They do in New York too

>>28482728

trying to get pussy

>>28486378
sauce?

I think I remember something about him being the CO of the 101st...
...fighting alongside Mattis...
...and literally writing the BOOK on counterinsurgency.

But you can keep being ignorant.

Also I'd fuck the living shit out of Paula Broadwell.

>>28482705
He's wearing a patch from what looks like the 82nd airborn

>>28482688
Jeez, and people bump into me saying
>Oh excuse me, you blend very well with that camo :^)
just because I wear Flecktarn pants once now and then.

Do people really wear full cammies ?
It's just so ugly worn casually, especially with those dirty ass sneakers

>>28483195
Have you ever shoveled snow in Buffalo? You better respect that man's sacrifice. He could have gotten water in his boots or worse: chapped lips! You get over there to him with a nice hot cup of cocoa and say thank you.

>>28494473

>fighting alongside Mattis
Pushing grease pencils around on a map isn't fighting.

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Would you blame stolen valor on someone for wearing glorious Imperial Commander uniform ?

>>28479636

> grow up in East Texas
> half the year, everyone wears camouflage
> from Kryptek to BDUs
> can't tell soldiers from rednecks
> wouldn't give a fuck either way

And no. I don't care about your service. We stopped having a draft a long time ago. If you signed on for the military, you deserve whatever you get.

>>28486465
Lol they fucked your girl?

>>28484012

Actually, that shit is dead on.

He described my brother to a T. There's a reason I never talk to that guy.

There's some guy at my gym who doesn't wear any uniforms or whatever but tells the most outlandish stories
>working out minding my own business. I have a low fade haircut so I guess I look Marine
>Mexican late 20s with beer gut comes up to me and starts talking, can't hear him so I take my headphones out
>"you never think you'll miss it while youre in, but you will"
>I'm sorry?
>"the service brother "
>oh right on man
>he stands there expectantly for a few minutes. I ask "......sooooo what branch"
>"force recon, I was a gunny"

Here's some highlights from his stories
>I was abducted into the Marines when I was 16. My uncle was the colonel of the Whoooooole Base, he arranged with my mom to bring me to visit pendleton. But he told the MPs let him in but don't let him leave he's a marine now
>I did boot camp at camp pendleton, on the weekends I would go up to Venice Beach gold gym and lift with Frank Zane and Arnold
>I was still only 16 when I graduated bootcamp and the law says u have to be 18 to deploy. So my uncle the colonel of the whole base put me into force recon school right of bootcamp so I could spend 2 years training and be ready to deploy at 18. 2 years of force recon school I'm basically a weapon
>I normally only deadlift 5 plates on each side but this new pre workout I got I actually did 7 the other night.
>I see your growing out the moustache? Back in my day that wasn't allowed. Goatees were fine but they hated moustaches

this guy also tried to sell me into a pyramid scheme

>>28487684
>Higher percentage of college education
How many of those degrees are STEM?