>enjoying hot dogs with your cat
>look out window
>six men approaching your residence
>two have rifles, two have handguns, two have melee weapons
>you have approximately one minute until they break down your front door
>unknown level of training
What do you do???
>>you have approximately one minute until they break down your front door
Grab AK sitting 1' away from me as I write this email, chest rig with 6 mags, stand 20 feet away from front door and unleash magazine after magazine of glorious Soviet hell upon invaders.
I then let kitties feed on the corpses of the dead men. Cats are Savanahs, they like warm meat every now and then.
I then take the money I saved by not having to buy cat food and replenish bullets shot.
Running away would really be the besto ption here
Six men, whereas two have rifles, and their level of training is unknown. You wouldn't really be able to realistically fight these people by yourself.
I live in a condo with the front door at the end with an L shaped corridor.
I get my AR from the safe and lay on the ground with my torso sticking around the corner and as soon as they start breaking the front door I open fire at the door until they shoot, then I retreat 90 degrees away and take a position at the end of the hallway and supress them if they try to enter.
>Six men, whereas two have rifles, and their level of training is unknown. You wouldn't really be able to realistically fight these people by yourself.
The choke point is your front door. Let 3-4 of them break it down and you can easily mow them down as they illegally enter into your home to cause you unknown issues.
I live on campus in a dorm, so I'd barracade myself in my room and pray to Obama that they're just misunderstood youths who want to make me check my privilege, but expected resistance from me.
I'd be kill't
Readjusted scenario: FOUR men, two rifles, two pistols. They all belong to the predominant racial group in your area.
>save your cat
Knowing mexicans, I would say 90% are bad shots. That being said still hide behind a corner and blast them with 00. After all is said and done I would just walk past them with my kitty cat in hand
I'm fine: I'm also white, and we all end up playing Xbox and they show me their guns while I tell them about mine back home.
Cat was petted and enjoyed by all, and thank God we had enough hotdogs for everybody.
That would be hillarious.
I throw my kukri onto my spare shitty pistol belt, click that on, slip my PC with SAPI plates on, and grab my ironwood jo (armpit length staff).
I meet them in my tiny entryway armored, brandishing a staff, and with an 18" kukri in reserve.
Grab my crossbow and load it, when they break down the door shoot the first one through, reload and shoot second, and if they're still coming flee out the back, then call police once I've escaped.
I would rather have a compound though, so I can reload while on the move
>Load shotgun with dragons breath for just this occasion
>Strap arisaka I got for free from friend to my back fully loaded with assault sword bayonet fixed
Let the games begin
>activate ship self destruct
>run to escape craft
>get away just at ship blows
>hopefully minorities perished on ship, and are not in escape craft
>finally able to relax
>all of a sudden 4 Mexican hands reach out from behind a panel
>get into spacesuit
>open steam valve over Mexicans
>they start screaming
>time to get rid of them once and for all
>open door to space
>screaming Mexicans get sucked out
>close door. Finally relax
>cat still in box
>put me and cat into cryosleep until someone finds us
What about windows, or other doors? What if they take cover and start throwing grenades or moltovs?
I can't imagine this scenario ending well for me unless I run away.
Otherwise, i call 911, I run, grab my plate carrier and rifle. I keep 3 magazines on the pc, so that's 120 rounds for 6 men. If I have time, I'm running for a window and killing those riflemen, then immediately breaking contact and moving further into the house. If I can discover their point of entry, I'm setting up behind cover facing the entry with an avenue of escape. Shoot the first man through, keep fire on the door till they decide its not a good idea to come in that way. By now if I did everything right, I've killed 2 or 3 of them, the police are on their way, and they'll run away.
This is a best case scenario.
As soon as my 90-something pound german shepherd smells fried chicken he'll be at the door barking
In much the same way that jews fear the samurai,
Niggers fear the doggo
This distracts them temporarily
Once they move in anyway, they realize that my outer door is perforated sheet metal and most if not all my windows either have burglar bars or are too small fit through
Anyone who manages to get through gets stabbed with whatever knife happens to be closest,
Or bludgeoned with a nailbat while trying to climb through a window that's at least
5 feet off the ground
>I will shriek gook insults at them and rape their corpses
>>you have approximately one minute until they break down your front door
>mfw "unknown motives"
Nigga you dead.
>Get cleaning supplies
>gas living room
> walk out back door
My "cat" is half border collie half lab. I think he has mange of something because he's missing clumps of hair all around his body. He also has a brown haze around from living outside without a bath for 8 years. He's cool tho
Grab ammo box under desk, Garand, and phone get distance between me and attackers, load AP as nothing will be cover for them. Get rangerbro on the horn, fox in the coup, need assistance. Call the sherrif as well. If they come outside its a killing field, if ranger bro arrives before sherrif I'm Safe. Sherrif gets here first its fish in a barrel.
Yell Ayo Ghurkhali followed by a rebel yell.
Hope I don't bleed out and take at least one with me.
>this is my moment
Wait till they're in my living room before chucking in the grenade I still have from when I was in the army.
>Pause taking this shit
>no time to wipe ass, still wash hands as to not taint my beautiful rifle
>rush back to my bedroom, dick flopping about because I went to the bathroom nude
>no time for clothes, grab SKS
>load her up with 7.62 REAL FUCKING WARSAW PACT
>Play Polyushka Polye through a giant pair of speakers on full blast
>Stand in the middle of the living room and take aim at the door
>gunmen have difficulty getting it open because I modified it to open outwards instead of inwards
>once they finally figure it out they bump into a screen door that I set up, confusing them
>timed the music perfectly that the crescendo hits right when I start to light them up like how Lewis lit up the Griswold Christmas tree
>dust settles and my lazy ass bulldog starts licking my balls
Your Shepard is only 90lbs? Mine hit 120lbs and could scale 12ft fences with ease when asked to. He wasn't fat either he was super lean...did I get a mutant shepard?
>inb4 9 scoops C'MON
No one else gets it, but you are a clever motherfucker
>grab 12 gauge and a few boxes of 000 ammo
>tfw no AR because poor
>hide behind becase >tfw no escape
>.357 in dresser for backup
>sit behind dresser and wait for them to try to come down hallway
>shoot through wall if I know they're there
>tfw can't run away because no real back escape
>happen to be gay
>extremely horny, decide to burgle homes to distract from raging erection
>see guy on internet masturbating to pictures of guns
>secks his butt
>put on vest with ten loaded stripper clips in pouches
>tactically exfil using back door
>wait for dindus to enter home
>Re enter house through the front door, putting me behiond them
>Remove rifle carrying dindus
>Remove problem solver carrying dindus
>remove dindus armed with sticks
>Call police and say that I shot six armed intruders
>Wonder why the fuck I was dating hot dogs
Grab Belgian FNC Assault Rifle, extra mags, gas mask, couple of tear gas and prepare their anus.
Once finished those assholes, its time...
To eat some waffles whilst looking at poor bastard.
Grab my Dummy grenade off desk
Pull pin and throw it out the door yelling "Grenade mother fuckers"
use the fright and confusion to grab my AR
take cover by window and use the confusion to send them to their maker
work done pull out a carton of blue bunny from the fridge and watch Mike Tyson Mystery's
>tell them not to enter hoping the queen will save me
>break in saying I need pay my TV licence fee
>they steal everything and rape my wife
>throw teaspoon at them
>get sent jail for 20 years for assault with a deadly weapononized spoon of terror
>shit was ₱ tho