How feasible would a solid enough pepperoni disguised as a walking stave be for the ultimate killing and surviving weapon out in the hectic world of everyday arms?
What kind of edible arms could be developed with the right no how and the rights tough?
Possibly the most ingenius, and delicious murder weapon ever conceived?
How would the cops figure this one out, boys?
That's why you replace the meat you ate with new meat collected from your surroundings. This also allows your to hone a razor's edge when needed, and a wicked hook, or smashing end onto your stave.
How do we weaponize nuggers, and how many are issued to each platoon?
Hard tack throwing daggers.
Hard tack tomahawks
Hard tack smatchets.
Hard tack ice picks
Hard tack shurikans
Hard tack dragon dildo's
Hard tack nightstick, Also a dildo
Hard tack gun holster
Hard tack gun
Hard tack hard tack
Hard tack hat
Hard tack sandwich for the truly insane
Hard tack shield, Can stop 9mm
Hard tack crossbow bolts
Hard tack rock in a sock
Hard tack, The food that kills so good, you'll wonder why anyone would eat it at all...
This is a tieglach. It's a European Jewish food, and doubles as a fucking brick.
Just get a length of sugar cane and use it as a cane. You can nibble on one end too. Alternatively, get a durian and throw the fucking thing at your enemies. It also counts as a biological weapon. Be warned though. In most SEA countries, it is illegal to open carry durians.