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How feasible would a solid enough pepperoni disguised as a walking stave be for the ultimate killing and surviving weapon out in the hectic world of everyday arms?

What kind of edible arms could be developed with the right no how and the rights tough?
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Possibly the most ingenius, and delicious murder weapon ever conceived?

How would the cops figure this one out, boys?
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>>28458269
>not using a meat dagger
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>>28458255

Not at all, once you start eating it you have no weapon
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>>28458289
That's why you replace the meat you ate with new meat collected from your surroundings. This also allows your to hone a razor's edge when needed, and a wicked hook, or smashing end onto your stave.
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How do we weaponize nuggers, and how many are issued to each platoon?
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>>28458280
I'll suck on your meat dagger~
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Gentlemen.

Hard tack throwing daggers.
Hard tack tomahawks
Hard tack smatchets.
Hard tack ice picks
Hard tack shurikans
Hard tack dragon dildo's
Hard tack nightstick, Also a dildo
Hard tack gun holster
Hard tack gun
Hard tack hard tack
Hard tack hat
Hard tack sandwich for the truly insane
Hard tack shield, Can stop 9mm
Hard tack crossbow bolts
Hard tack rock in a sock
Hard tack, The food that kills so good, you'll wonder why anyone would eat it at all...
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>>28458255
>>28458255
This is a tieglach. It's a European Jewish food, and doubles as a fucking brick.
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>>28458424
tieglach flail
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>>28458356
You feed them nothing but nuggets for 3 weeks.
You then bottle up their awful chickeny shits and use it as a form of biological warfare.
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>>28458255
Just get a length of sugar cane and use it as a cane. You can nibble on one end too. Alternatively, get a durian and throw the fucking thing at your enemies. It also counts as a biological weapon. Be warned though. In most SEA countries, it is illegal to open carry durians.
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>>28459434
I fucking love durian
>dat foot smell
Gives me a hard on every time
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>>28458255
Leather is edible.
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I.. just...

>>>/ck/ or something
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>>28458255

/k/ a magical place
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>>28458356

just feed it to them till they have a heart attack
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>>28458255
> the rights tough

The right stuff?

How...did you write it this way?
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>>28458255
BAN ASSAULT PEPPERONI
BAN ASSAULT BAGUETTES WITH A LENGTH OVER 3 INCHES

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL JURISDICTION OF EDIBLE WEAPONS SYSTEMS (J.E.W.S.)
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