Any other Corrections Officers have any good stories out there?
>Be working max unit at women's prison
>SELF HARM MENTAL HEALTH POD
>arrive on scene to find an inmate who had some sort of surgery on stomach had ripped the wound open
>she had pulled about 2 feet of intestine out.
>had shoved shit into the wound.
>we got her restrained and uniform was covered in shit and blood.
>paperwork for days.
mfw I just started my new CO gig a few days ago. Can't wait to give you some stories lads
Me, worked in detention center. Crazy girl in there, gets restrained a lot. Everytime she's dropped to the ground and cuffed she yells "fuck me in the ass, I want some cock in my ass"
Fellow C.O. here. We used to have an inmate that did that shit up on our lock up. Dudeman was sent to the emergency room twice in one day for ripping the staples out of his stomach and playing with his entrails before we finally got authorization to put his ass in hard restraints until he could be transferred out. Fuck the admins for being too goddamn scary and having that done in the first place.
I saw a guy cranked out on PCP chew open his forearm and start flossing his brachioradialis, flicking gore at other officers
Well intestines are insensitive to pain, if you already have a hole in there toying with the things really wouldn't be so unpleasant.
We had a guy in our jail who was arrested for pedo shit. His far more bad ass cell mate found out and in the middle of the night confronted him about it. He did this by yanking the pedo out of his bunk and showed the guy his dick stating "I hear you make kids suck your dick. Well now you gonna suck mine." Pedo refused which caused his cell mate to back hand this man so hard his fucking eyeball popped out. The cell mate then got a new idea and instead skull fucked this man's eye socket. Paperwork for days.
>he doesn't know the war on drugs started before Reagan
>Worked in a Detention Center,
>and every shift change we
>walked the entire floor and all the
>mods with the on coming shift
>entered one mod and just happened
>to look at an inmate who didn't look
>on second look he was covered in blood
>Turns out he was a snitch and got gang raped
>fucking paperwork for days
I've been working for almost a year on the mental health tier, while is for inmates that are suicidal or too unpredictable for regular units. Fuck am I tired of it. Lots of extra stress. Without fail, once a week, some stupid ass shit happens, like gouging a hole in your scrotum and filling the hole with carrots and orange peels.
Why do people on this board talk like Reagan was the worst president ever in general and on guns specifically?
Not saying he was wonderful, but having him as your go-to guy when bitching about presidents and gun control seems weird since there are plenty who were worse.
Lost my shit
I worked as patient restraint at a medical facility that treated inmates.
Lots of blood, lots of hitting.
Lots of genuinely clever people, but when you're secured to a bed with properly applied leather cuffs on your wrists and ankles you're not going anywhere.