>"Excuse me sir. As the newest executive order states

>"Give me a second, officer, so I can put my dog in the laundry room."
I don't actually have a dog.

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>>28457279

>>28457279
>no ones.coming for your guns

All I've seen on the news since the executive orders were announced

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Meanwhile, at the local ATF building.

>"Just a minute, I need to launch my boat."

I quickly run to my pantry and wrap my tinfoil around my head very quickly to prevent their mind reading ray.

I then run down to the basement and get the buckets full of fluoride I have filtered out of my water for years and throw them at the police officers, destroying them completely and liberalism for all time. Using their own weapon against them causes them to shrivel up and die.

>>28457324
You can't actually park, or drive anywhere near an ATF building.

Those rules predate OKC, too.

That's just how popular the ATF is in this country.

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>>28457279
Explain my boating accident

>Blowguns illegal in California

After the 1998 ninja assassination crisis, it was really important to get bowguns outlawed

>>28457279
This isn't how executive orders work, please try to get an understanding of how your government works

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>Implying I have guns just because I browse /k/
Your move, Mr. Law Man.

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I think they are coming for your guns!

Better buy all the ammo you can quick!

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>>28457279

Inb4
>bullets first.

>>28457483
>This isn't how executive orders work, please try to get an understanding of how your government works
You clearly don't understand that they dont give a shit.

>>28457279
Delay them so that the dog can have a chance to escape, obviously.

...They'd probably shoot the chickens even if the dog got away, wouldn't they?

>>28457343

Yeah you actually can. Especially the ones in lager cities

>>28457465
Tubes are illegal in California?

Do they arrest you for having running water? Consider all the blowgun parts under your floorboards. Constructive intent.

>>28457539
Except that they very much do, if they didn't, an EO would have been put through to ban guns by now.

>>28457556
Chickengetsshotgunned.webm

>>28457572
>Except that they very much do, if they didn't, an EO would have been put through to ban guns by now.
Nope. They are testing the waters. They can't just jump to the worst they have to inch their way there. Also no President would be dumb enough to start a second civil war like that, that is the real reason, lets not pretend.

>>28457279
sigh....you know damn well thats not gonna happen. shut the fuck up.

>>28457678
>Newfag detected
Are you really that new that you have never heard of hypothetical threads?

>>28457690
cuz it makes us all look like crazy fucking rednecks that think people are trying to come steal our guns at any second. thats why.

>>28457678
>....
>namefagging

>>28457678
>>28457781
fuck you faggot.

lurk moar

>>28457279

What executive order? Nobody signed any executive order.

What you think a made-up "executive action" is an executive order? Sorry, can't hear you over all these rights I have and all the zero backing of law you have. Melon labia, faggot.

>>28457781
There is a very large portion of the country that is campaigning to literally take our guns away. To think it couldn't happen is simply naive.

>>28457678
Fuck you cocksucker. Give an inch, they want a mile.

>>28457303
>Stay here, don't worry about the dog either, we'll just shoot it.

show them my stub for a boat rental

>>28457279
Executive orders can not create new laws.

>>28457465
Which is weird, considering crossbows are totally unregulated. A 5 year old alcoholic can buy a 227 pound draw crossbow if they so desire.

>>28457891
>implying the govt gives a fuck
>impyling the Supreme Leaders Court will enforce the law anyways if he violates it

>>28457561
Also in MA and Washington DC.

>>28458119
But it does. Obama has done nothing that other presidents haven't already done. I am not saying I agree with him or not, I am simply saying that you are full of shit, and you can easily research why. The government is actually very good about providing clear information on everything it does if you have the patience to read it.

>>28457584
kek

>>28458156
Fucking bootlickers. I'm not saing he has broken the law yet, but if he did, the Supreme Court wouldn't do shit, just like they don't do shit about the gun rights cases they refuse to hear.

>>28458119
I think you're a little mixed up. Congress makes the laws, the supreme court interprets the laws. It's Obama's job is to enforce the laws, and executive orders instruct his administration how to go about that.

>>28458194
>Missing the point entirely
>The Supreme Leader Reference impyling the Supreme Court wouldnt touch Obama even if he violated the law

>>28458194
>this

I cant coun't how many times I've had to teach this to people twice my age. Most people think executive orders are some kind of presidential trump card.

>>28458194
Calm down autismo, you just misinterpreted.

>>28457556
only if Steven Segal is with em and in that case you can expect a great big settlement in your future while fatman cries at you feet

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>>28458181

>tips tindora

>>28457343
OKCfag here.


I park near the new fed building everyday

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>>28457279
Die in a pile of blood, brains, and brass, hopefully I'd have killed at least one or two of the guys trying to take my rights.

>>28458272
What is with the flood of you noguns reddit fags to our board? This board has gone down significantly in the last 2 months full of fags like you who ignore the obvious and call anyone who disagrees a tinfoil hatter. Fuck off back too reddit bitch.

>>28457279
hold on my refrigerators running brb

>>28457279
But in all seriousness. Coming door to door for guns ahhahaha are you serious. I would say being non generous 1 in 15 are fighting back right then and there down in the south prob 1 in 10 or lower. For every 1000 people 100 are opening fire. Yeah i dont think this is gonna work.

>>28457279
>Sorry sir, all I have is this 9mm hipoint. The rest I lost in a tragic boating accident.

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>>28458304

Why are you fat and delusional?

I have guns yet I'm not a paranoid faget like you, what happened to you that you lost touch so badly?

Not trying to be mean, seriously wanna know how you got like that, retard

>>28458399
>paranoid
>Can lists dozens of times the Supreme Court and Federal Appellate Courts have disregarded the law to conform to their agenda
Hows that Obama dick taste? I like how you no retort besides name calling.

>>28458399
>I have guns
Biggest lie on 4chan at the moment

>>28458399
liberals on a gun board. This is like coffee and spaghetti fuck off.

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I am so sorry but I sold all of my firearms privately after you announced your executive order on msm. Thank you for allowing me to make a small fortune and feel free to search my domicile(nigger).

>>28458399
>I have guns
And I'm the Holy Roman Emperor.

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>>28458422

You started the name calling fuckstick

The fact you think Obama has all this power is a dead giveaway of your paranoia, you need to calm down citizen, soon you'll be jumping at your huge oversized fat shadow

P.S. better stock up on that tinfoil too, I hear Obummer is coming after that next

xD

>>28458479
He doesn't have all the power, but the Democrats in the courts do. Which is exactly why I said that they wont do shit if he were to even do anything like an stupid EO to ban guns.

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>>28458478
>>28458436
>>28458428

>It's a conspiracy!

lol retards

>>28458534
>called noguns in another thread
Maybe you should grow some balls and act like areal gun owner. My brother is like you, has an AK and calls himself a gun owner. He has had it for 3 years, hasnt shot it once and is pro gun control for just about everything including registries. You are probably the same. I bet the round count on that Glock can e counted on 2 hands, including the round they test fire.

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>>28458577

I'm not for gun control at all, just not scared of the big bad boogey man government like you tinfoil retards, you girls have a lot of growing up to do

>>28458534
Nice plastic explosive
>>28458611
You just posted a pic of why the gov would want to take guns...

>>28457279
What guns? They've all be deactivated per ATF specs because california is such a pain in the ass to live in with firearms I decided "fuck it, cuttin up mah guns" than deal with fifty layers of registration.
No /k/ I didn't actually do this but god damn have I considered it.

>>28458611
This picture is a joke, right? You can tell a difference right away in the hair line of the girls from Sandy Hook and Oregon.

>>28459219

No, it's no joke, tinfoil fagets really believed it

>>28457279

"Oh, you have the wrong person. Wait here for a minute, my brother would be happy to give you the guns you seek." Grab M1 Garand loaded with black tip .30-06, unload through wall and door, load AR-15 and AR-10, put on body armor, start shooting.

The purpose of "arms" is "the security of a free State" - may as well use them for that.

>>28457279
>scream "ALLAHU AKBAR"
>the cops don't react immediately because that would be islamophobic
>set off the booby traps in my front yard
>level everything in a 50 foot radius
>go to paradise and get my 72 virgins

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>>28457279
I don't have any firearms. Fuck off or I'll maim you.

>>28457279

Rejoice that the country has become a little safer and closer to other civilised first world nations.

>>28459914
>harder master, harder please!

You physically disgust me.