>"Excuse me sir. As the newest executive order states , I need to take your guns. Please comply calmly sir."
I quickly run to my pantry and wrap my tinfoil around my head very quickly to prevent their mind reading ray.
I then run down to the basement and get the buckets full of fluoride I have filtered out of my water for years and throw them at the police officers, destroying them completely and liberalism for all time. Using their own weapon against them causes them to shrivel up and die.
>Implying I have guns just because I browse /k/
Your move, Mr. Law Man.
I think they are coming for your guns!
Better buy all the ammo you can quick!
>Except that they very much do, if they didn't, an EO would have been put through to ban guns by now.
Nope. They are testing the waters. They can't just jump to the worst they have to inch their way there. Also no President would be dumb enough to start a second civil war like that, that is the real reason, lets not pretend.
What executive order? Nobody signed any executive order.
What you think a made-up "executive action" is an executive order? Sorry, can't hear you over all these rights I have and all the zero backing of law you have. Melon labia, faggot.
But it does. Obama has done nothing that other presidents haven't already done. I am not saying I agree with him or not, I am simply saying that you are full of shit, and you can easily research why. The government is actually very good about providing clear information on everything it does if you have the patience to read it.
Fucking bootlickers. I'm not saing he has broken the law yet, but if he did, the Supreme Court wouldn't do shit, just like they don't do shit about the gun rights cases they refuse to hear.
I think you're a little mixed up. Congress makes the laws, the supreme court interprets the laws. It's Obama's job is to enforce the laws, and executive orders instruct his administration how to go about that.
Die in a pile of blood, brains, and brass, hopefully I'd have killed at least one or two of the guys trying to take my rights.
What is with the flood of you noguns reddit fags to our board? This board has gone down significantly in the last 2 months full of fags like you who ignore the obvious and call anyone who disagrees a tinfoil hatter. Fuck off back too reddit bitch.
But in all seriousness. Coming door to door for guns ahhahaha are you serious. I would say being non generous 1 in 15 are fighting back right then and there down in the south prob 1 in 10 or lower. For every 1000 people 100 are opening fire. Yeah i dont think this is gonna work.
Why are you fat and delusional?
I have guns yet I'm not a paranoid faget like you, what happened to you that you lost touch so badly?
Not trying to be mean, seriously wanna know how you got like that, retard
>Can lists dozens of times the Supreme Court and Federal Appellate Courts have disregarded the law to conform to their agenda
Hows that Obama dick taste? I like how you no retort besides name calling.
I am so sorry but I sold all of my firearms privately after you announced your executive order on msm. Thank you for allowing me to make a small fortune and feel free to search my domicile(nigger).
You started the name calling fuckstick
The fact you think Obama has all this power is a dead giveaway of your paranoia, you need to calm down citizen, soon you'll be jumping at your huge oversized fat shadow
P.S. better stock up on that tinfoil too, I hear Obummer is coming after that next
He doesn't have all the power, but the Democrats in the courts do. Which is exactly why I said that they wont do shit if he were to even do anything like an stupid EO to ban guns.
>It's a conspiracy!
>called noguns in another thread
Maybe you should grow some balls and act like areal gun owner. My brother is like you, has an AK and calls himself a gun owner. He has had it for 3 years, hasnt shot it once and is pro gun control for just about everything including registries. You are probably the same. I bet the round count on that Glock can e counted on 2 hands, including the round they test fire.
I'm not for gun control at all, just not scared of the big bad boogey man government like you tinfoil retards, you girls have a lot of growing up to do
What guns? They've all be deactivated per ATF specs because california is such a pain in the ass to live in with firearms I decided "fuck it, cuttin up mah guns" than deal with fifty layers of registration.
No /k/ I didn't actually do this but god damn have I considered it.
"Oh, you have the wrong person. Wait here for a minute, my brother would be happy to give you the guns you seek." Grab M1 Garand loaded with black tip .30-06, unload through wall and door, load AR-15 and AR-10, put on body armor, start shooting.
The purpose of "arms" is "the security of a free State" - may as well use them for that.
>scream "ALLAHU AKBAR"
>the cops don't react immediately because that would be islamophobic
>set off the booby traps in my front yard
>level everything in a 50 foot radius
>go to paradise and get my 72 virgins
I don't have any firearms. Fuck off or I'll maim you.