What would Britian have to do to resist a full scale US invasion?
they have trident, but other than that conventionally I'm not sure
I mean US planes are in air bases in the UK so that's already a factor, I think the US could easily use it's air and naval power to facilitate an invasion
is john oliver the dominant one?
Find a way to launch entire suburbs across the ocean and remind the US that if they don't want a bunch of our fuck ugliest, dumbest and most violent chavs reproducing like rabbits on crack, they should probably jog the fuck on and piss on france, or some shit.
Arm their populace (never going to happen) and be ready to use nukes if absolutely needed.
You can be a state someday guys, but you'll still have to go through that embarrassing "territory phase" like everyone else first.
As for your nasty hoods, we'll just have trump build walls around them before airdropping in a fuckload of shitty hi-points. Problem will sort itself.
Shutting this down.
The extreme jingoism and blind patriotism a lot of you "Amercians" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP is from a country he loves and wanted to make a thread on /k/. Did it in an unconventional way, and it was a success. Good for him!
The insane amount of comments degrading Britain also has to stop. I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more real life experience in Britain than the vast majority of /k/, with the average /k/ommando being American, and knows his country better than most of you here. Who the fuk are you to tear it down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've got a great and sorely needed sense of patriotism.
>I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them
You have a long and bright future ahead of you here.
Why would we invade airstrip one? It's already ours, just not on paper.
>being this butthurt over this
Welcome to /k/, now git.
>mfw when chavs land on America
>mfw when the USA launches their suburbs in turn
1. Weaponise the hostesses and audience of loose women
2. Armour plate said hostesses and audience and implant automatic kill switches
3. Tell them the US troops are all single, fit young men, gagging for a bit of cougar meat
4. Give it a few hours
5. Sweep up the shattered pelvis's and shagged to death Yanks
6. Flip the kill switches
7. Have a cuppa
Its a win win, we don't get subsumed into the US and the Loose Women are all dead.
What do you expect, kids always go through a phase of hating their parents.
Hail American liberators!
Too bad about old Liz, Phil and Charlie but they weren't in charge anyway.
Cheetos, Mountain Dew and Guns you say?
Captial old chum, I'll show you the secret bunker where that pig skull fucker Cameron and his lackies are!
What on Urf could the US possibly have to gain by invading the UK?
Though, if it was done solely to see if the people could still be made to harden their will and fight, it'd possibly be the noblest idea ever.
Have J.K. Rowling write another Harry Potter novel and threaten to never release it on U.S. shores.
The riots from a generation raised on the books and movies would prevent any further aggression.
I'll stick the kettle on lads who fancies a brew
This gave me an idea. For the invasion and pacifying of Britain, why not bring back all of America's Founding Fathers? Reagan, Richard+Maurice McDonald, and Tom Petty. Together, they'd be unstoppable.
>The insane amount of comments degrading Britain also has to stop
Sorrrry mate, did we pour sour milk inya tea? Are you a bit bumfuzzed now are ya? Poor bloke, chin up and all that!
>America invades England.
>Lacks the sophistication to know power usage spikes immediately after East Enders ends as the entire nation puts on a cup of tea.
>Interprets the daily nation wide blackout as a massive wave of insurgent attacks.
>America withdraws fearing quagmire.
I dont know about that, but thats a 10/10 in any country imo.
>The extreme jingoism and blind patriotism a lot of you "Amercians" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
Why are Europeans ashamed of their heritage?
Brits who use the word liberals the same way Americans do instantly prove themselves retarded and therefore unsuitable of speaking any sense whatsoever.
If you wan to live over here learn to use the fucking language.