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What would Britian have to do to resist a full scale US invasion?
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weaponize Manchester
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>>28451764
>What would Britian have to do to resist a full scale US invasion?

get jeb elected president
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>>28451764
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Offer its most beautiful women as tribute.

Although "most beautiful British women" isn't saying much.
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>>28451764
Submit to the EU.
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they have trident, but other than that conventionally I'm not sure

I mean US planes are in air bases in the UK so that's already a factor, I think the US could easily use it's air and naval power to facilitate an invasion
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>>28451853
u wat m8n
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>>28451879
What is this image supposed to prove?
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>>28451879

>Strippers vs Werewolves

brb, I have some cinematic experience to catch up with
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What if Britain had 5 years to prepare?
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>>28451764
>Head to the Winchester and wait for it to blow over
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>>28451925
tht ur gey lel 3bh

>>28451971
It could be possible... as long as we never have a solid staging ground on the European continent. No Iceland, Ireland, France, etc.
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>>28451764
Activate more sleeper cells in the US to remind Americans what year it is.

I mean, come on.
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>>28451971

Type 45 destroyers can be built in 6 months on a war footing. That would give us a further 10 destroyers + the 6 we already have.

>USN has 62 destroyers
>aw fuck
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>>28452079
John Oliver's wife is actually in the US armed forces. She'd take him out really quick
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>>28451833
fucking under rated
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Give the US a stern telling off and remind them it's not polite to invade allies.
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>>28452100
>>28452079
is john oliver the dominant one?
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>>28451903
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>>28451764
Rewind time because the US already has military bases in the UK
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>>28451764
Grow a pair...so not a chance in hell.
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>>28451903
/thread
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Find a way to launch entire suburbs across the ocean and remind the US that if they don't want a bunch of our fuck ugliest, dumbest and most violent chavs reproducing like rabbits on crack, they should probably jog the fuck on and piss on france, or some shit.
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>>28451833
>>28452103
At least I won't be the only one voting for him.
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>>28451764
Just be undesirable enough for the US. I think it currently qualifies.
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Arm their populace (never going to happen) and be ready to use nukes if absolutely needed.

You can be a state someday guys, but you'll still have to go through that embarrassing "territory phase" like everyone else first.

As for your nasty hoods, we'll just have trump build walls around them before airdropping in a fuckload of shitty hi-points. Problem will sort itself.
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Shutting this down.

The extreme jingoism and blind patriotism a lot of you "Amercians" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP is from a country he loves and wanted to make a thread on /k/. Did it in an unconventional way, and it was a success. Good for him!

The insane amount of comments degrading Britain also has to stop. I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more real life experience in Britain than the vast majority of /k/, with the average /k/ommando being American, and knows his country better than most of you here. Who the fuk are you to tear it down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've got a great and sorely needed sense of patriotism.
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>>28452519
this better be bait
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>>28452519
>I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them

You have a long and bright future ahead of you here.
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Arm their citizenry
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>>28452519
Found the liberal. Fuck off.
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>>28451764
Why would we invade airstrip one? It's already ours, just not on paper.
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>>28452519
Is this the birth of a new kopipe?
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>>28452519
oh god, the cringe.
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>>28452519

king of the bongistani's/10
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>>28452519
m8, we ain't exactly a world superpower anymore, we don't exactly have a brilliant government, and we have an infestation of insane liberals that will probably never go away.
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>>28452519
>being this butthurt over this
Welcome to /k/, now git.
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>>28452363
>mfw when chavs land on America
>mfw when the USA launches their suburbs in turn
>mfw nignogs
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>>28452519

>britcucks
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>>28451764
desu I wouldn't give a shit
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>>28451764

Thanks for cucking us America, we were doing fine until you stopped paying your taxes.
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>>28453019
But the height of the British Empire was in 1890.
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Continue becoming a Muslim nation. America will never invade another Muslim country. It would be racist
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>>28451903
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I'd say we'd have to triple everything, hardware and soldiers.
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>>28452519
Kek
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>>28451764
Be a different country
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>>28451879

few and far between
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>>28452519
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>>28451764
1. Weaponise the hostesses and audience of loose women
2. Armour plate said hostesses and audience and implant automatic kill switches
3. Tell them the US troops are all single, fit young men, gagging for a bit of cougar meat
4. Give it a few hours
5. Sweep up the shattered pelvis's and shagged to death Yanks
6. Flip the kill switches
7. Have a cuppa

Its a win win, we don't get subsumed into the US and the Loose Women are all dead.
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>>28452519
What do you expect, kids always go through a phase of hating their parents.
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>>28452519
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>>28453846
>>28453846
>>28453846
>>28453846
>>28453846

/thread
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>>28451764

Let us absolve them, Sue for peace.

It's not the 1940's anymore, we would cuck you out of existence before you could mutter "Bobs your Uncle".
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>>28452519

Wew
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>>28452614
I miss the old England to my bong friend.
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>>28451764
Why invade our client kingdom?
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>>28452124

Considering John looks either terrified or tweaked out and she has a confident smile and steely eyes, I'd hazard a no on that one
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Hail American liberators!
Too bad about old Liz, Phil and Charlie but they weren't in charge anyway.

Cheetos, Mountain Dew and Guns you say?
Captial old chum, I'll show you the secret bunker where that pig skull fucker Cameron and his lackies are!
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>>28451764
surrender
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>>28451764
have a better air force and navy than the U.S.
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>>28451764
What on Urf could the US possibly have to gain by invading the UK?
Very little.

Though, if it was done solely to see if the people could still be made to harden their will and fight, it'd possibly be the noblest idea ever.
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Start offering free blowjobs.

The Americans would turn right around and flee.
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Two words:
>north sea oil
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1. Create reality TV show showcasing east side chavettes
2. The US military revolts and refuses to invade for fear of STDs
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To start they need to be able to feed themselves without having to import food.
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>>28451764
That's easy. All they'd need to do is find a PM with bigger balls than Obama. So, just make Margaret Thatcher's dead corpse PM again.
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Have J.K. Rowling write another Harry Potter novel and threaten to never release it on U.S. shores.

The riots from a generation raised on the books and movies would prevent any further aggression.
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>>28452124
>male dominance in marriage
OH, COME ON
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
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>>28451833
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>>28457382
nah, then the US just whips out Regan.

Sadly still be better than what we got.
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>>28451764
nothing. lie back and think of England. oh wait.
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>>28452384
>unironic ¡Yeb! voters exist
wew
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>>28451903
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I'll stick the kettle on lads who fancies a brew
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>>28451764
Cooperate with whatever the US wants
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>>28457547
This gave me an idea. For the invasion and pacifying of Britain, why not bring back all of America's Founding Fathers? Reagan, Richard+Maurice McDonald, and Tom Petty. Together, they'd be unstoppable.
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>>28460745
you forgot a mcdonald
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>>28460330
WTF is this? Looks like Charlie Sheen in armor
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>>28452456
>make britain great again!
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>>28451764
Be our ally, which the already are. Viola! Invasion resisted.
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>>28461297

>Viola!
>Laughing_baguette.jpg
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>>28452519
>The insane amount of comments degrading Britain also has to stop
Sorrrry mate, did we pour sour milk inya tea? Are you a bit bumfuzzed now are ya? Poor bloke, chin up and all that!
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>>28451764
Deport "refugees".
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>>28452519
>makes me cringe Irl
>not cybercringing
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>>28451764

Make sure the fight takes place on bizarro earth

>>28451879

Proving his point
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>>28452519
nice b8
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>>28455657
For real, it's not like anything would actually change in Britain if America "took over".
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>>28453881
Is that a type 96 or a Bren? Cuz it sure looks like a 96.
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>>28461855
>>28453881
It's absolutely a Japanese Type 99.
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>>28451764
Remain allies with the US, alternately continue to live in a world where America invading England makes no goddamned sense.
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>>28451764
Flood them with mussies so they collapse from within
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>>28451879
>this is a 10/10 in bongistan
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>>28451764
>America invades England.
>Lacks the sophistication to know power usage spikes immediately after East Enders ends as the entire nation puts on a cup of tea.
>Interprets the daily nation wide blackout as a massive wave of insurgent attacks.
>America withdraws fearing quagmire.
True Story
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Surrender after the declaration.
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>>28462119
Meanwhile 10/10 in US is that with no boobies.
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>>28460745
Fuck Regan, gun grabbing piece of authoritarian shit
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>>28452519
Yay, fresh pasta!
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>>28452519

Ahahahah
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>>28452519
10/10, someone screencap this.
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>>28462151
I dont know about that, but thats a 10/10 in any country imo.
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>>28455638
Thank you for your service. In exchange for your assistance you are now the mayor of new new york. Sorry about burning old york to the ground during the invasion.
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>>28452519
And then there's this faggot.
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>>28463509
As long as you purge the pakis I´ll do whatever you say.
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>>28463480

>No tits
>possible man face
>No leg muscles
>most likely no ass
>horrible fake tan
>ill fitting bra
>poorly dyed hair

2/10 at best, would bang if I was drunk.
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>>28452519
>>>/pol/ is that way
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Longbows
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>>28452519
>The extreme jingoism and blind patriotism a lot of you "Amercians" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

Why are Europeans ashamed of their heritage?
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>>28451764
The UK would have to deport all its Muslims.

America only invades countries that are 90% brown people so the answer is obvious right?
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>>28465651
National patriotism is linked to performance in war. Japan went from a world power to drawing anime after they lost a war.
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>>28451879
Tits are way to big. If not fake her nippers must be the size of hamburger patties.

Has that permanent dumbfounded look.

I mean I'd fuck her. But there's gotta be better.
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>>28452086
Hurts don't it.
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>>28451903
10/10
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The islands haven't been successfully invaded for approaching 1000 years, the Americans would try and fail just like all the others.
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>>28466300
Thems fightin words!

That's it, we're invading bongistan, WHO'S WITH ME BROTHERS? WE LEAVE ON THE MORROW.
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>>28452614
Brits who use the word liberals the same way Americans do instantly prove themselves retarded and therefore unsuitable of speaking any sense whatsoever.

If you wan to live over here learn to use the fucking language.
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>>28465651

"muh heritage" lmao retarded American spotted
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>>28466300
>haven't been successfully invaded approaching 1000 years

Who is William of Orange?
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>>28466652
Doesn't respect his country or where his family came from. No wonder you guys can't respect yourselves enough to stand up to mudslimes. Dickless euros might as well get glassed.
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