Quake in terror capitalist dogs before the awesome might of the People's Liberation Army!
So instead of using those tractors to help feed your starving masses you use them to pull around crappy unguided missiles? Gods I'd love to be able to smuggle a gun into north korea and liberate the fuck out of you commies.
That has possibly to be the most cucked nation on earth, ever. Even the citizens in ancient Middle Eastern city states understood hey, we live here, and at a public gathering is the time to show you're glad. But this choreographed shit that has nothing to do with your daily life, and you daily life tastes and smells like ass...?
Guys can someone with mad craiglist skills please put a add up for me,
i have 46,541 mi2 of glass parking lot to sell, but i suck at craglist, it's radio active, so i'm willing to accept lowball offers, need to sell it quick.
>the fact is simple, if north korea engages in nuclear war, they will be turned into a nuclear glass parking lot, their military is a outdated joke, they are like the 11 year old kids who just discovered a ahndgun in their fathers closet, it won't end well, especially for them.
That's not a bad idea - it's quite ingenious.
The production capabilities of the Norks are very limited, so is money and quality of endineering/education. They make do with what they have.
Such a poor mans MRLS is well within the capabilities of your average american militia, so why dont murrican militias have MRLS?
It's Albania level of conscription and planning. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, is supposed to fight when (not if) the evil USA start invading. So every person, building, vehicle and item in the country will be used for defense.
It's a way of saying "if they invade, we will make our plowshares into swords".
For pulling cheap, small, plentiful rocket launchers across difficult terrain in a conflict where any armor you have will be vastly inferior to what's being fired at it... you could do a whole lot worse than those little tractors. Especially since they'll probably run on just about anything you shove in the tank.
They make some strategic sense if you squint.
>"norkies can't have nukes!"
>have nukes yourself
explain this, /k/
how does this make any sense?
North korea's whole military industrial complex is held together with information suppression and ducttape.
the average Best Korean thinks that the US still uses M1 garands and sherman's and that grorious readers rocket artillery will slay the capitalist pig dogs.
If i was the president every time the norks acted up in an effort to get more UN aid moneys I'd start flying F35s and B52's low and slow across the entire peninsula dropping cheap chinese tablets loaded with Shock and awe footage of gulf war era bombing runs.
It's 2016, time to bring Cointelpro into the internet age.
he is recording our grorius reader, you capitarist pig disgusting!
>the average Best Korean thinks that the US still uses M1 garands and sherman's and that grorious readers rocket artillery will slay the capitalist pig dogs.
Nonsense; we were already using M4 carbines and Abrams tanks during the korean war, they've seen it with their own eyes.
>I'd start flying F35s and B52's low and slow across the entire peninsula dropping cheap chinese tablets loaded with Shock and awe footage of gulf war era bombing runs.
And they'd just tell their people that it American captarist science fiction propaganda.. And anyone who would even question the party line would be sent to a labor camp with their entire extended family since traitorous behavior is considered to be genetic.
and problem solved
>norks kill everyone who see's a F35 perform air show maneuvers across nork airspace with impunity
>everyone in Best Korea see's capitalist pig dog airpower and was within 100 miles of a magic capitalist tablet full of seditious video clips from the highway of death
>Best korean depopulates itself
>reintegration now possible due to god emperor kim jong un killing most of the unwashed masses
>korean war goes hot
>lasts 5 minutes
>Sorks double clay, but don't have to deal with reeducating inbred nork proles.
No one should have nukes, we realize this and that's why we make disarmament pacts and have destroyed most of our stockpiles. The reason nuclear proliferation was a thing is because we wanted to start ww3 and annihilate our enemies. We were cray, luckily we aren't cray no more. North Korea still is cray and wants to start ww3 and annihilate its enemies. The reason they can't have them is because they're cray enough to actually use them, when really they're just supposed to be a deterrent.
>be in best korean airforce, 1982
>Kim Jong il is my co-pilot
>family gets 12 extra grams of rice per week for my service!
>work my way up thru the ranks with competent leadership and unyielding loyalty
>turned in mother and father for impure thoughts about glorious best korea
>be made general
>Kim Jong il the lord and savior dies.
>I pledge my loyalty to his son
>Kim jong un directs me to stand in empty field on large X
>Do as glorious leader orders.
>hear artillery fire in the distance
>moments later turned to red vapor by artillery barrage of a thousand warheads
>such is life in best korea
I'm beginning to think these parades are actually a genius policy. Policy makers who would be inclined to just say fuck it restart the war bomb the fucks now would take a look at these parade videos and think to themselves
>fuck man all these guys have are 60s equipment shitty propaganda and some nukes lets just give them their bags of rice so they can fuck off for 5 years
>looks like something a gook would drive from twisted metal
>tfw your countries military will never have combat tractors
Not with glorious South Kora Invasion Tunnels!
You would have nothing to compare it to.
For all they know, you're a capitalist peasant pig-dog working as a dirt farmer. Or a medieval knight. They have literally no way of knowing what the rest of the world is like.
>Tom Mas Kim the methamphetamine addicted train engine being fed its weekly Leader-approved ration of 500 grams of coal and 20 juvenile antisocialist unpatriotic bags of filth
>CAN'T TELL WHAT IS CHINA OR NOT
why are all MURRICUNTS this retarded?