Behold Tarpman

Amazing. Any idea what gun he has?

>>28445323
An assault weapon

>>28445323
A blue tarp special

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>>28445305

>>28445305
>Under a tarp
>Armed with a gun
>2016
>Not using a bowie, duct tape, and manila rope.

Its like you want her to fight back...

>>28445341
You've won this round.

If I were him I would be stripping naked. Your move law man.

This is the worst metal gear solid LARP group

TARP MAN'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS TARP

What if he set up his murdertarp over a manhole cover and already left the scene?

What if he's OP!?!

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>>28445405

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>>28445305

Oh America, how I love you.

I can't wait to move to Florida next month.

>>28445438
What county?

>>28445457
Singapore.

>>28445457

Jefferson

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>>28445305
Tarpman has dropped his +9 cloak of patriot invisibility to reveal himself.

>>28445498
Garrison?

>>28445498
Ben?

>>28445498
tarptastic

>>28445519
>>28445509
mivehind

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>>28445498

>>28445462
Pinellasfag reporting in. Useless info to you, but Pinellas is the only county in the state with a waiting period on long guns. Get a permit or drive to the next one, lol.

>>28445498
cozy as fuck

>>28445305
That's a nice tarp, where do you guys recommend for getting a nice tarp like that? Has to be American made, i don't trust Chinese plastic.

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>>28445498

>>28445373
IT'S AN ANGERU

White terrorists.

The best thing here is the police's way of dealing with this is to just keep things calm until everyone leaves. Meanwhile, these terrorists are constantly dissapointed that the situation isnt escalating and that thier paranoid delusions arnt being fulfilled. If this keeps up, theyre gonna start taking hostages to get some attention.

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>>28445693
>White terrorists
Sounds like somebody had their narrative interrupted.

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>>28445373
That's a 10/10 post if I've ever seen one.

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>>28445305
Godspeed you! Blue tarp emperor!

>>28445693
>White terrorists.

If that's true, then #BLM protests are also acts of domestic terrorism.

>But they don't have weapons
We don't know who might be C&Cing now do we?

>But they're oppressed by police
And these white crackers are oppressed by the government also.

Perhaps you should stick to the #BLM crowd and stop trying to get involved in the affairs of the downtrodden cracker, you fucking bigot.

So is all this like the fud version of occupy or something. I don't want to know what the concentrated smell of a hundred unwashed hicks is going to be like in a month.

>>28445660
Kifaru megatarp

only $550.00 USD

https://store.kifaru.net/mobile/megatarp-p85.aspx

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>>28445305
is this an /out/ thread or a /k/ thread?

what is even happening right now?

>>28445805
>>28445693
>>>/pol/

>>28445373

Same look, different feeling

>>28445405
How could you stoop to such gutter talk?!

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>>28445373

>>28445438
>>28445438
>Florida

oh boy, you are in for a treat!

we have an expression in the US "All the nuts roll down-hill and end up in Florida"

I lived there a few years, its cool though. Avoid West Miami, Most of Daytona, Jacksonville and Orlando downtown area. Most of the rural places are cool. Protip: buy a pickup truck and a shotgun to mount in the rear window. Confederate flag mudflaps not legally required though highly recommended. Oh and if you fuck any girls WRAP.. IT.. UP!!

>>28446242
>a shotgun to mount in the rear window
Not him but I would never do this. I saw a dude get rear ended by a semi and the fucking butt slapped him so hard his head almost hit the steering wheel.

>>28446242
>avoid large cities
>exercise rights
>wear condoms
Sound advice for a comfortable and sustainable life in Anytown, US.

What a complete shit show. At least the Indians shot at the cops in the 80s. At least a pharmacy got torched in Baltimore. Make something explode or just go home.

>>28446242
>we have an expression in the US "All the nuts roll down-hill and end up in Florida"

Pretty pathetic and ignorant expression, especially about the third most-powerful state in the US.

What piss-poor state are you from, buddy?

>>28446242
Fourth and 40th in GDP per capita.

>>28446355
I happened to notice you didn't dispute his claim.

>>28445498
Damn it!!!

I like that guy. He gave a bad ass inspirational speech at the press conference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODoblmOYsss

>>28446355
Flagler shitter here, that expression is 100% true.

BAN ILLEGAL ASSAULT TARPS

>>28445428
>>28445405
That's some dank Nickelodeon referencing bro. Nice.

>>28446596
BEING SAFE FROM THE ELEMENTS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

>>28446030
Five hundred fucking dollars for a tarp

And you have to seal the seams yourself. Holy fuck tacticool / ultralight backpackers are retarded.

>>28445693
Ok... so if they're terrorists, what does that make the fuckwhits that burned down the whole damn block in ferguson?

>>28445305
Protip atf, there is no one under the tarp lol

>>28446660
five FIFTY

plus taxes

>>28446660
>https://store.kifaru.net/mobile/megatarp-p85.aspx

>Seam sealer is included, and sealing is done by the customer in order to save costs and expedite your shelter.

To save costs...

>>28445805
>And these white crackers are oppressed by the government also.

These faggots aren't even from Oregon. This is a bunch of dumbass yokels who can't run a profitable ranch on their own so they want the government to give them so free land.

They're literally white niggers asking for federal handouts under the guise of muh rights and fuck all of you faggots that support them.

This is an attempted land grab straight out of Blazing Saddles and Ammon Bundy is playing the role of Hedley Lamarr.

>>28445968
>in a month

You won't have to. These idiots will run out of food in less than a week. They're already posting on Facebook and Twitter asking for people to send them food (via USPS oh the fucking irony)

These guys brought thousands of rounds of ammo expecting to get martyred in Waco 2: Electric Boogalo and the feds didn't take the bait so now they're just cold and hungry.

>>28452049
You are now aware that USPS is not a federal agency.

>>28445693
I guess Occupy Wall Street was a terrorist act, too, then.

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN

>>28452165
America salutes you, tarpman

It's like 20F there at night...

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN

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>>28445373
best girl makes appearance in thread

>>28452165
America salutes you, Tarpman!

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>>28452836
>best girl
Can't top this cuteness desu senpai

>>28445405
Got me in the sides and in the feels.

Fug.

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>>28452921

>>28445805
>If that's true, then #BLM protests are also acts of domestic terrorism.
technically, this is true. from a government perspective. Kinda like how the occupy wallstreet shit was until everyone got fed up with hobos shitting on business steps and knocking out SJW and feminists.

not that I'm condoning the government or it's petty land grabs.

>>28453022
need mo money fo those parralelograms

>>28452165

AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN!

>>28452097
Then what is it?

>>28445693
ANYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS TERRORISM!

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU TARPMAN!

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>>28453022

>>28452165

AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN!

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN!

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>>28452921
>maybe adam-senpai will notice me

>>28446030
How am i supposed to be able to afford 550$ on a tarp, while also trying to support my local militia bros? I can't be expected to be able to buy a tactical tarp, and a case of monster energy to keep me up all night.

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>>28446534

Goddamn, the stupidity of some of the left-wingers posting in the comments of that video is off the fucking charts.

>>28445438
For the love of all things holy wrap your dick. If you signal lane changes in north or central it will be taken as a challenge, not a warning.

>>28452165
America salutes you, Tarpman!

>>28445665
What would you keep in your comfy tarp? i would bring hand warmers, and a PSP for ultimate coffyness.

>>28456835
Someone needs to make innatarp.net

>>28456835
>PSP

What is this, 2005?

Don't get me wrong, I literally would have killed myself in middle school if it weren't for that shit. But these days a smartphone does all you need a mobile device to do.

>>28446355
Holy fuck lol at the butthurt in this post

>>28446355
>third most-powerful state in the US.

I'd have to give it to New York.

>>28457369
I would have killed myself w/o a PSP when I was twice your age.

Wipeout Pure saved my life as a cube monkey

>>28457565
I remember getting GTA: Liberty City Stories when I was 12 years old and hadn't played any shooters before.

It was the origin of my AK fetish.

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>>28446355
If his answer is Texas you're gonna look like a fuckin' idiot lol.

>>28446660
>MFW a poorfag complains about spending a mere $500 on a tactical tarp near me

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>>28457777

>>

>>28456536
>tfw three of my four friends caught something down there during mission
Only reason the other didn't get sick was becasue he was actually abstinent what the fuck are you guys breeding down there?

>>28457777
Medi-fucking-ocre

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>>28445438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CGxDk4Hsks
>mfw palm beach and the 954 have if anything gotten shittier than when they filmed this
Being a Resident Floridaman, I like it just fine between our colorful homeless and 93 low, 99.9% humidity on christmas day but fuck da police and fuck canadians.

>>28445616
so does broward and dade counties. Last longguns I've ordered have skirted that law due to it saying "5 day wait from transaction", so a 7 day shipping time on a AR lower meant I walked out of the pawnshop same day with my baby killing assault paperweight.

same pawn shop I got a cheap cobra derringer shipped to doing the same thing. Took it across the street boxed up to the local bar and had a pint in celebration of muhfreedomz

>>28457369
A hacked PSP is pretty great as a little emulator machine. I dislike using my smartphone for games, as i hate touch screen controls, and draining battery. You can play almost anything up to n64 without problem.

>>28445305
does anyone know where saigamarine is?

>>28457835
That chopped up rifle looks pretty cool

>>28457875
I've been playing a hacked PSP just for the PSP games. It's just leagues better than a touchscreen. I had been dealing with an emulator on my phone for a bit but as the difficult of my game got higher I couldn't react well enough on the touchscreen controls.

>>28452165
America salutes you, Tarpman!

>>28446030
What is with ultralight backpackers and being pants on head retarded?

you can do 9.9/10 of most ultralight packing with good shoes, a jansport, and a 10x15 tarp from lowes. And jerky.

>>28457899
it's a mossberg bolt action shotgun turned into a chopper. 12ga 3 round removable box magazine and in stock configuration a hand adjustable choke.

I got a boner for them when a junkshop up state had a cute little single shot .410 mossberg bolt action field gun had one behind a lamp. Some goddamn fucking hick floridaman ground off the serial.

>>28445498
Dude that's maynard james keenan

No reason we haven't gotten a new tool album lately

>>28457918
Yeah i need to get a new memory card, for all the shit the psp got when it came out, it has a pretty great library on it's own. Not even getting into the fact it can play any ps1 game, or the aforementioned emulating.

FREEDOMS AND BETTER GUN LAWS WILL COME TO YOU ONLY IF YOU POST "DON'T TREAD ON TARP MAN" IN THIS THREAD

Do you think tarp man gets lonely in his tarp? I wonder if he has a tarp woman hiding in there.

>>28446084
/fag/

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>>28445405

>>28445498
>>28445305
I salute the man that has managed to harness quantum mechanics to defend that spot.

See, he can sleep under his tarp but no one outside knows if he is awake or asleep, he is Schrodinger's cat. He can defend the spot 24/7 and no one is the wiser.

so was he even armed?

>>28445462
shut the fuck up you fucking niggerfaggot

>>28453411
kek, underappreciated post

>>28452921
Ok, they even say that's fucking bone in the show

How the fuck does he blink? I mean shit, even Leliel could suspend my disbelief, but every time I see that admittedly adorable gif I do a Kornheiser

>>28458042
kek

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN

>>28457918
I just round my original psp. What do I play now? Seems to be a weaboo console.

>>28446242
>Met cute chick from Florida on vacation, ask her out on a date.
>Have a great time.
>Briefly consider moving down there until I get my head on straight again.

Think I might go back on vacation again this year, maybe see some places that aren't Orlando. Where would you recommend? Any good military museums?

>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN!

>>28461100
Depends on what military.
St.Augustine is pretty sweet from a conquistador-perspective.
Fantasy of flight. Not sure if it's still open even, but it was great.

>>28445616
Lmao ive bought long guns in pinellas lgs and walked right out the door with them.

>>28445305
nana nana nana nan

TARPMAN!

Stay tuned to the next trilling adventures of Tarpman as he fight the forces of evil - Same Tarp Time, Same Tarp channel!

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>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN!

>>28461083
Besides getting emulators, and all your favorite PS1 games, here are a few great games:
God of war, Metal gear, GTA, wipeout, burnout, final fantasy tactics, socom, castlevania, syphon filter. That's barely scratching the surface.

>>28446273
>avoid large cities
I like having a choice of grocery stores, being able to walk to the bar, and not having a 2 hour commute, but hey, that's just me.

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>>28451997
Just a reminder that Cliven Bundy is a tremendous faggot who was refusing to pay on a fantastically good deal compared to the free market.

>>28452145
Occupy Wall Street wasn't armed, they didn't take over a federal facility with the intent of creating another Ruby Ridge/Waco, and they didn't actually obstruct actual business.

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am i reddit yet

>>28462642
Reddit doesn't know about tarp man yet, lets try to keep it that way.

>>28463002
is that the le pacman prey maymay?

>>28463095
This isn't even English.

>>28445424
Your a goddamn genius.
BRB doing..... something.

The Bundys are a bunch of white dindu nuffins.

>>28463612
These twats get more pathetically hilarious by the day:
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/tearful-militant-discovers-friend-drank-away-donation-money-its-like-finding-out-there-is-no-such-thing-as-santa

>>28463612
>>28463897
>Bundys
>Oregon
?

>>28457369

>2005
> middle school

Tfw you realize that the reason you think everyone is an idiot isn't the reason you thought. You're just older than everyone.

>>28463986
Cliven Bundy's son Ammon is leading a terrorist group takeover of a wildlife preserve in Oregon. Do keep up.

>>28445405
10/10

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>>28445405
10/10

Have a friend who makes this joke about me all the time.

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>>28452165
AMERICA SALUTES YOU, TARPMAN!

>>28454037
Privet you are thinking of FEDex.