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Hand over your phone and your wallet! No funny business I'm not afraid to use this.
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>>28441273
empty chambers?
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>give him wallet
>he runs away
>pull out ccw and shoot him in the back

is this illegal?
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>>28441273
>not loaded
K m8
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>>28441285
Does your state have a fleeing felon rule?
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>>28441273
*Unsheathes katana*
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>>28441311
Still has to be in a fight.
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Are you sure this is the road you want to go down, Friend?
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>>28441273
>not loaded
Pull the trigger bitch.
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>>28441273
I'd get on my knees, and proceed to blow him. I'd get carried away and start stroking myself too.

Right at the point of our climaxes, I'd pull out my my Taurus brand Judge and pump a .45 long colt round into his chest, and go on with my day.
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>>28441328
Disregard. I read it wrong
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>>28441348
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> Finally the world will see the the true powers of a self defense move that took me 3 months to master and will use probably never after this
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>>28441285
>is this legal?

No, of course not. At that point you are in no sense defending yourself. You are essentially just taking revenge on the person who robbed you by murdering them. Does that sound like something that would or should be legal?
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>>28441273
Why did you invert the color on ms paint?
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>>28441348
>Not finishing
It's like you don't care about CC'ing at all.
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>>28441285
If they are not a threat you do not shoot, you could try and get around this by going to their body after you shoot them in the back and pop a couple rounds off from their gun and say he was shooting at you while running away and you just returned fire.
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>>28441273
>Ok ok, don't shoot!
>Slowly reach back to my back pocket.
>Grab the detonator for the claymore that i CC duct taped to my chest
>AlohaSnackbar.mp3
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>>28441375

Just saw that movie last night. Entertaining but the ending was really disappointing. Tarantino just doesn't know how to end his movies, does he?
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>pull the brim of my fedora down low
>*laughing under breath* "heh... you don't know who yuor dealing with..."
>In a flash, swipe at him with my katana, slicing his hand off
>Do a flip and teleport behind him
>"And now... TAKE THIS!"
>Sink my blade into his back, pull it out and sheath it with a spin
nothin personell kid
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>>28441503
>get arrested for attacking your opponent in the rear after he had been disarmed
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>>28441395
More like you're protecting your livelihood by securing the wallet that you lost. Revenge has nothing to do with it

you fucking faggot
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You didn't even turn the safety off, rookie
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>>28441565
>disarmed
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>>28441285
you just give them your shit, wait for them to turn around, draw, and call them a faggot or something so they turn around and bam, the entry wounds are in their front
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>>28441285
It's legal in Michigan
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>>28441395
Yes. Don't rob people.
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>>28441273
No, go fuck yourself all you can do is hit me with your gun. Maybe you should load it first retard.
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>>28441273
>White hand

I guess since it's opposite day I'd just give him my wallet.
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>>28441413
I thought the ending was okay but the movie as a whole was not what I was expecting.
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>>28441395
someone lives in a commie state
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>>28441285
In Texas it's legal.

Texas law allows a person to use force in the protection of property.

Deadly force may also be used to prevent a person from fleeing with property immediately after the commission of a burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime if the actor believes that the property cannot be recovered by any other means or the use of force other than deadly force would expose the person to a substantial risk of death or serious bodily injury.

Texas also allows a person to use force and deadly force to protect the personal property of a third party. The use of force is permissible if the person believes that the force or deadly force is necessary to prevent the commission of theft or criminal mischief


Thank you Texas
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>>28441273

his gun is unloaded.
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>>28441273
I don't think so, you hand over the gun or we both go up.
I lost my job, my home, my girl, and I've been diagnosed with testicular cancer, and right now taking out a piece of shit from this world is the only thing that would make me cheer up.
By the way I really want to use this.
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WHAT TYPE OF ASSHOLE TRIES TO MUG A NUDIST?
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>>28442072
>Texas also allows a person to use force and deadly force to protect the personal property of a third party. The use of force is permissible if the person believes that the force or deadly force is necessary to prevent the commission of theft or criminal mischief
>criminal mischief
>Kids TP neighbors house
>BOOM HEADSHOT.doug
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>>28441285
No.
What you do is yell at him "NIGGER!"
When he turns around to act tough. THEN you shoot him
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>>28442072
Speaking of Texas
Anyone remember what happened to that guy who shot the dindu youths who was running away from a burglary of his neighbor's house?
I remember it stirred up a bit of shit
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>>28441273

>hand over empty wallet and old slider cell phone.

"Sorry buddy, but I'm poorer than you, can I get my stuff back?"
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>>28441330
You know humans can see more shades of green than any other animal?
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>>28442160

Joe Horn. No clue what he's doing nowadays.
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>>28441273
I don't have enough money in my wallet. heck, I have 2 wallets because I need to keep my hospital ID handy. I'd give him my ID wallet and phone.

Least likely way to have to deal with loss of life or paperwork for shooting someone.
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>>28441273
Is this the first time you've ever pointed a gun at a person? Your hands are shaking.
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>>28441273
Does his pistol say 'replica' on the side?
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>>28441273
>White guy
Since this is obviously some kind of poorly thought out yootube prank video I awkwardly kick the pistol and yell something meme based
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Shoot me then, faggot.
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>>28441503
>not checking if the perpetrator is a hologram
you don't know what your doing, kid *flips hair*
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>>28444089
This right here

I'd tell him he had rookie eyes
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>>28442113
>On January 18th, the orginal boom headshot video will be 10 years old.
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>>28441285
Well sure, taking potshots at violent degenerates for keks should be legal
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>>28441409
The Russian method, 1 terrorist/criminal 80 bodybags.
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>>28441273
Shit's not even loaded. You even know how to use that? Pull the trigger, bitch. Come on. Fucking kill me, chicken shit cocksleeve.
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>>28442113
>Kids TP neighbors house =/= robbery
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>>28441395
Yes
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>>28442160

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Horn_shooting_controversy

God, that entire page is comedy gold.

> dispatcher tells dude not to go outside with a gun because he'll get shot
> he says "Wanna bet?"

> nigs nog and get BTFO'd by bikers revving their engines and yelling "GET A JOB!"

> Dude still gets off scot fucking free

God damn, I love this fucking state.
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>>28441398
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> Retards think it's empty chamber and pull some shit not being able to see what's in the main cylinder

Ya feelin lucky, punk?
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>>28447437
Niggers are lazy. As a Mexican I hate Niggers so much. That's why I own guns. Niggers.
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>>28447712
>Carrying only one round.
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>>28447788
Maybe the nigger went on a mugging crime spree.
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>>28441273
If you managed to shoot me with that, I'd die of embarrassment, not blood loss. Hand that thing over before you hurt yourself.
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>>28447437
>"Move and you're dead."
>two quick blasts, followed by a third
>"I didn't have a choice, they were in the yard with me."
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>>28441916
exactly what i thought senpai.
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>>28441916
You are my hero, nice idea. Thank you
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>>28441916
Brilliant
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>>28441285
It is, excluding fleeing felon states. Good luck with that though. The armed robber no longer posed a threat after leaving so you're defense would be tarnished.
>criminal justice major
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Sure thing sir. Here you go...
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>*pull out katana*
>*throw 1 thousand ninja stars at him*
>*teleport behind him*
> psshhh... nothin personnel... kid
>*slice him into two symmetrical halves from head to toe
>* tip fedora*
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>>28448777
(^__^) you're so brave! I'm a girl BTW
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>>28448787
Newfag alert
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>>28448821
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>>28441273
You haven't even taken the safety off, rookie.
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>>28448929
Fuck off
>>28441575
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