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If someone were to lie about their medical history at meps while enlisting, what are their chances of getting caught?
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>>28433813
/meg/, dumbass.
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real fucking good. dont do it, theyll kick you out.
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Depends what it is. Missing limbs are hard to conceal.
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>>28433813
Depends on what it is.

>"Have you ever had surgery?"
>"No."
>"Really? What's that scar?"
>"Nothing. Just a scratch."
>"Really? Those aren't stitches marks on your scar?"
>"N...n...no."
>"Ok then."

Vs.
>"Sir have have you ever been diagnosed with X, Y, or Z?"
>"No"
>Proceeds to have a diabeetus episode during basic
>Get's discharged
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>>28433840
Technically those are the easiest
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>>28433840
Kek
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>>28433813
literally zero you idiot.

Every time you went to a different doctor did they upload your information to a spiffy medical database?

There is no way they can find out but when you get to meps they will make it sounds like they are CSI and will find that shit.

Hold true to your lies and your good.
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>>28433813
depends on the medical issue
if it's some shit like ADHD then you might be able to get away with it if you haven't become too dependent on amphetamines
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>>28433813
Depends on how bad the issue is, and how much you'll get investigated.
I work with a guy in my shop who was a diagnosed Aspie, and he said he was just consistent with his lies. His security clearance investigator never asked his family about it so they never admitted anything
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>>28434275
>His security clearance investigator never asked his family
what if my brother were to tell said guy, yeah he smoked a shit load of bud as a teen, would they just take his word and fuck me?
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>>28433957
This. You never smoked, you never drank and you went to church every Sunday.
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>>28434288
Well, they generally only contact people who you give them the information of.
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>>28434315
well the mos I want requires a secret clearance, so worst case let's say that they managed to get ahold of my asshole brother for some reason, and he said all that. would it play any part in my clearance?
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>>28434338
Secret really isn't a big deal.
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>>28433957
You have never even had a pimple.
I caught flack for admitting to using oxy in highschool.
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>>28433813
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>>28434736
TRAITOR
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TRAITOR
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>>28434736
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>>28434736
TRAITOR
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>>28433957
they will, extremely soon.

Going to the doctor is about to become very difficult, fyi America.
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>>28434338
You know how I got my secret? It was some contractor a few months our from retirement. He asked me some extremely basic questions and he gave me the thumbs up.

Secret basically means youre trusted not to describe the basic functions and operation of whatever equipment you use. If you are dealing with anything truely relevant youd get a Top Secret once you get in, and thats a bit more involved.
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>>28434338
They won't even bother talking to people unless your credit rating is absolute shits or some other gigantic flag.
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Is this a traitor thread now?
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>>28434736
TRAITOR
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>>28434874
kek

>>28434736
TRAITOR
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>>28433813
>be at meps
>have you ever done drugs?
>no
>when was the last time you did drugs
>never
>do you have ADHD
>nope
dude people do lots of shit. if there is no record of it, it never happend if you keep you mouth shut.
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dude its like anything else in this country

admit nothing
deny everything
feign ignorance if caught
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>>28438522
This guy gets it
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>>28438522
murica, fuck yeah>>28438790
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>>28434736
TRAITOR
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If I have genitile herpes can I still join military be drafted
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>>28434736
TRAITOR
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>>28433886
Underrated
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TR-8R Thread
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>>28440039
What merit is there to spinning the tonfa? Were they ever actually used in combat? Ever?
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>>28434338
>brother
My brother had a TS clearance when he was in the Navy and the only person they talked to in our family was my dad. They deliberately avoid talking to siblings and mothers because they know how biased they are.

And like >>28434387 and >>28435622 said, secret is bullshit. I have a secret clearance and I work for the USDA; I just need it to access lab chemicals and databases.
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>>28433991
if you can prove you are a functioning autist like everyone else, like i had to do, be off Adderall or w/e for 1(preferably 2) years, and do well on your asvab, you should be able to get in no issue, but its all on a case by case basis
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>>28434736
TRAITOR
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>>28434736
russell get
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>>28440060
MOST POWERFUL RACE
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>>28440039
TR-8R is an asian man?
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>>28440039
Why is Boyega so qt
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>>28440060
Charging it up I guess.
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>>28440174

>implying
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>>28440141
it looks like it.
>>28440174
he does look very qt here
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>>28434736

But 7 wasn't good.
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>>28433813
what about if you have mild asthma and need an inhaler? whats going to happen if you lie about that then get caught using/having it?
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