During Christmas I asked every member of my family for a gift card to Bud's Gun Shop, figuring only one of them would get me one. Long story short, I now have a little over $1000 in gift cards to Bud's Fucking Gun Shop.
Anyway, what should I buy?
Use the $1,000 dollarydoos to demand Hickock45 puts you in a video and lets you shoot. Say a bunch of /k/ shit like cheeki breeki and muh glawk fuddy. Do a bunch of full retard shit with his guns then end it by saying "This has been fun with Hickock45, sponsored by Buds Gun Shop. Too bad Ivan makes glorious Soviet gun much better. Rifle is fine!"
get the heat shield and bayonet for it, live out your gas attack induced shellshock dreams