/k/ Make an improvised weapon using only what is in your

>>28430500
https://youtu.be/3bXX8lsaaOo

>>28430500
>Pick my ar
Done

>>28430500
I have a SCAR 17s and a Tikka T3 in the room I am in now. At least half a dozen knives. Why improvise?

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>>28430500
What do I win?

>>28430500

>choose carry gun at 4 of clock
>choose nugget barrel and receiver sitting on desk
>affix
>bayonets

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

>>28430543
Pics or gtfo

>>28430536
Key word being "improvised"
Try not using fully assembled weapons

>>28430564
I'll take GTFO for £100

>>28430500
I'll use my gun and a strip of tape to make a gun
In really creative me

My daily carry, and four liquor bottles and a wine class to make nigger knives with.

>>28430554
More orange jews

>>28430500
I'm making a bola with two gamecube controllers

COME AT ME, BRO!

I used the belt thing from my wife's bathrobe and tied it to a bowling pin from my sons birthday

>>28430500
Glass bottle
Belt
Ceramic plate broken into shards
Baseball sized solid glass sphere
Big salt lamp

Couldn't even make this a challenge OP?

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>>28430500
You better stay back if you're allergic

I have my computer, a shitton of books, a cello, my knives, duct tape, a fuckload of pens and pencils, a printer, a sewing machine, a lot of string, a lot of needles, a bunch of other stationaries, and a selfie stick.
What can I make?

>take metal ruler
>take sharpening tool
>quickly sharpen ruler
>affix to staff
OR
>take rope
>take hole puncher
>cut off a bit of my shirt
>punch hole in two side of cloth
>put rope through hole
>make a sling
>use my rock collection for ammunition

>>28431431
Duct tape the books to your body for armor.
Then, using string, create a chain of pens and shit with a heavy end. Tape knives and needles to that heavy end to make a flail.

>>28430500
I've going to crush my glass rum bottle and throw it into a plastic sack.

I'll call it Blindo 3000, destroyer of vision.

Make double barrel mosin

>>28430500
Combat knife, hunting knife, fireworks, electrical tape, altoids tins, 18650 batteries, resistance wire, .22lrs sitting around somewhere... Yeah, I think I'm okay.

>>28431431
Take the cap off your endpin and use it.
Source: Cellist with little patience for people's shit.

>>28430554
you win a job offer from Taurus.

>>28432237
post pics of the "clock" you're bringing to school, Ahmed

>>28432250
/unsubscribe

>grab Maine coone kitty
>scotch tape every sharp objects on to his paws
>strap kitty to the end of my tall lamp
>use as kitty powered shredder spear

>>28432267
Nuh... No, that's just my watch ticking officer...

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>>28430500

>>28432248
But I tried using it when I was 12 and I got my ass kicked.
Was I just a fuccboi?

>>28432470
>12
That's your issue. Get some basic martial arts training and fuck shit up. My section fears me with an endpin in hand. Granted, it's only happened twice, but... Still, solid steel rod with a point. Pretty decent in a pinch.

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Kitchens are dangerous places

> We solid snek now

>>28430500
in this room alone I have
>5 foot varnished wood pole
>flanged mace
>small anvil
obviously I'm gonna go 3 feet to the bedroom and grab a knife or something. or maybe the SKS.

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>>28432528
Alternatively

>>28431602
Truly a force to be reckoned with

>>28432250
You don't belong here son

>>28430617
my ar with missing hand guards
that good enough?
what if I take the bolt out and put my pokey stick on the end?

>>28431602
Kek

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>>28430536

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>>28430500
>ITT noguns who don't just have $8000 in guns laying around their homes

>>28433051
Die in a car fire

>>28433068
No.

>>28433051
They don't total 8k, but I do have 4 out of my 5 guns just lying randomly around my livingroom atm.

>>28430500
12 in channel locks will be fine

>>28433085
I only have a few guns out right now, but the other 21 are in the safe.

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>>28430564
>>28430621

I'll take pics

>>28433051
Why would you store money in a gun retard? Put it in the bank

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>>28433180
Store money? What are you on about?

Some of us just like to have nice toys to play with and can afford them without worrying about spending too much.

>>28433179
You're SCAR is not tasteful at all

>>28433179
How do you like that Tikka T3? They're pretty cheap and now that the aftermarket is growing they are a viable option to get instead of a Cerberus 700.

>>28433051
You can buy more with your mom's life insurance money when the cancer comes back.

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>>28433229
Bolt lift is short, the throw is like butter. It's how a budget rifle should be. High on quality, modest on price.

>>28433216
How so?

>>28433248
I'm not sure if it's the aftermarket quadrail, the way forward vfg trend, the positioning of the flashlight, or a combination of those. I do appreciate that you left the stock alone, never understood why people don't like SCAR stocks.

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>>28433248
I need to get down and bite the bullet on a precision bolt set up but I'm so damn spoiled from my older 700s with the original recalled Walker triggers in them.

>that ND prone 1.5 pound glass trigger

>>28433333
Just take that 700 and eat a bullet instead.

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>>28433316
I'm 6'4".
I put the vfg that far out because I have long arms.
Putting the light there makes it easy to actuate.

I tend to use thumb alongside bore, but when I might use the light I do put it on top. My elbow is not locked out (full Costa) would need like 4" more for that.

>>28433333
>checked
Tikka is a great way of doing it. CTR is pretty based.

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>blind with flashlight
>stab stab stab stab stab

>>28430513
Stop shilling your own channel faggot!

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The forces of darkness will be blinded by my righteousness.

>>28430500
Do like the bikers do. Tie a masterlock to a bandana. Instant head basher.

>>28430500
>Posting from the shitter
>Mossberg 500 permanently resides in the corner

If I really have to improvise, I will use my dick as the bayonet.

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Bleach to the eyes, then stab away!

>old Nokia flip phone
problem solved

molatov cocktail made from some delicious 151 in my fridge

as long as i take a few with me, i die with honor

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>>28433051

>>28432951
get off my /k/ dad

>>28433783

kek