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Hey guys, tomorrow im getting a one-on-one guided tour of a British battleship (long story).

I have no experience with Navy stuff, though i spent a bit of time in the ATC as a kid.

What kind of clothes should I wear? Are chinos and an opentopped shirt okay? Apparently ill be given shoes, so i dont have to worry about that at least.
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>>28427552
show up in a wwI rear landser uniform
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>>28427552
Wear something like this for maximum acceptance. You'll probably be allowed to bang some of the sailors wives too
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just dress like galil
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>>28427552
you know you want to.
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>>28427552

Short shorts, no shirt. Scream MUH RHODESIA if they ask what the fuck you think you're doing.

FAL is required.
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>>28427581
kek
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>>28427552
like this
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>>28428509
Based gw
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>>28427581
Don't forget a "clock." Don't want to lose track of time anon
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>>28427581
>OP is British
>implying he doesn't already dress like that
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>>28428779
Tee hee
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>>28427552
YOU FUCKING FEEB.

uuh /k/ what should I wear I'm going on a boat hurr durr.

Jesus fucking christ man. Try clothes.
Try to avoid ones that say something like "All British Sailors are nancy boy gay cock sucking faggots and the Queen's cunt smells like fish" and You'll probably be ok.

Jesus fucking fuck, dipshits can't even get fucking dressed before coming to 4chan now.
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>>28427552
Yeah open topped shirt is a good choice. Open at least the top three buttons. Go for opening the bottom too, to just above your navel, if you have a nice flat hard stomach.

For bottoms some shorty short shorts. Bright white if you have them and I am sure you do.

A cutesy little rag on your hair is a nice touch. Bright blue or, again bright white.

Flip flops of course.

Paint your toenails, I usually do orange or pink.

This is strictly Navy garb. If you get picked up by a flyboy and he wants to show you off/pass you around to his friends, go with something edgier. I did a dog collar and leather assless chaps number that had them knocking each other over to get at me. Big strong sweaty airforcemen is a good time baby!

You look cute in your little preppy shirt BTW!

Also advice: go on an empty stomach! Good luck!
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>>28427552
>those hips
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>come back from gym
>"oh i wonder how my thread is doing"
>literally no serious replies

mfw

>>28429944

Eh. Theyre unaesthetic as fuck, but they also mean I have a killer sumo deadlift. Swings and roundabouts I guess.
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>>28427552
If you needed to wear anything fancy they would've told you. I doubt anyone will give a damn what you're wearing if you dress like a normal person.

This isn't a question for /k/, I can't imagine why you asked it here. If anything your dumb ass should contact whoever's giving the tour, or whoever arranged it.
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>>28429930
>And this isn't even the gayest post I have read all day on /k/
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>>28427552
>I'll be given shoes
>clown shoes
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>>28431165
Slacks or 'chinos', plain single color button up shirt or polo with no logo. Leather belt black or brown. Button it up, tuck it in, shower and all that jazz. Don't be a faggot, say yes sir no sir and be polite. Don't touch ANYTHING without asking, and then don't touch it either way.
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>>28432944
Also someone /thread me

Also dubs
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>>28432944
>>28432959
/fedoralord
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>>28427552

Tuck in your shirt and wear tight pants to accentuate your sexy wide birthing hips and slimmer waist ratio. Also become a trap you have sooo much potential. Unless you're already an unconvincing FtM
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How about a flecktarn jacket and cargo pants? Maybe a ushanka for double the memes.
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>>28429930
0311 spotted
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>>28433114
03s travel in groups and wear matching Mossy Oak uniforms with cowboy hats

t. I live in Oceanside and have to see their horrible outfits every day
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>>28427552
Slacks and an oxford shirt should be fine.
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>>28432980
>actual advice so this manchild doesn't embarrass himself
>called fedora
>forces me to resort to meme arrows

:'(
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>>28427621
>fal

those dont exist in bongland anymore
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>>28427552
Plaid skirt, Thigh highs, twin tails, etc.
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>>28433220
>Advises someone to be le classy fedoralord
>Gets offended when called fedoralord
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>>28434096
Are you fucking retarded, honestly. Where do the memes start and stop for you? Literally anyone in the private bluecollar sector who is dressing business casual would follow that dressing advice. Fuck you. That's how NORMAL PEOPLE dress when in public or when trying to appear like they don't sit on 4chan and 'XDDDDDD MEMES HAHAHAHHAHAA' troll people online. You got my goat, fucker. Congrats.
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>>28427561
or
>>28427611
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>>28434297
Oh look, a pseudointellectual fedoralord trying to act super duper grownup. Certainly didn't expect that.

How about you teleport behind me and kiss my ass?
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>>28434408
If you ever get a job outside of food service or rimming, maybe you'll take the advice. Until then here's a frog you can use to better troll people like you just trolled me.

>pseudointellectual

I bet you're one of those people who thinks they're smarter than they really are. Probably did shitty in high school not because 'oh I never tried' but because they were genuinely too lazy for the workload or too stupid to think ahead. You're on 4chan afterall. Your own inflated self worth is the one thing keeping you from realizing exactly how pathetic you are and hanging yourself from a doorknob. Enjoy your hentai later, and tell those 2D girls exactly how bad you got me.
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>>28434498
Being called a fedoralord wouldn't have triggered you like this if you weren't a fedoralord.

Sorry that the truth hurts so much, Anon.
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