Hey guys, tomorrow im getting a one-on-one guided tour of a British battleship (long story).
I have no experience with Navy stuff, though i spent a bit of time in the ATC as a kid.
What kind of clothes should I wear? Are chinos and an opentopped shirt okay? Apparently ill be given shoes, so i dont have to worry about that at least.
Wear something like this for maximum acceptance. You'll probably be allowed to bang some of the sailors wives too
Don't forget a "clock." Don't want to lose track of time anon
YOU FUCKING FEEB.
uuh /k/ what should I wear I'm going on a boat hurr durr.
Jesus fucking christ man. Try clothes.
Try to avoid ones that say something like "All British Sailors are nancy boy gay cock sucking faggots and the Queen's cunt smells like fish" and You'll probably be ok.
Jesus fucking fuck, dipshits can't even get fucking dressed before coming to 4chan now.
Yeah open topped shirt is a good choice. Open at least the top three buttons. Go for opening the bottom too, to just above your navel, if you have a nice flat hard stomach.
For bottoms some shorty short shorts. Bright white if you have them and I am sure you do.
A cutesy little rag on your hair is a nice touch. Bright blue or, again bright white.
Flip flops of course.
Paint your toenails, I usually do orange or pink.
This is strictly Navy garb. If you get picked up by a flyboy and he wants to show you off/pass you around to his friends, go with something edgier. I did a dog collar and leather assless chaps number that had them knocking each other over to get at me. Big strong sweaty airforcemen is a good time baby!
You look cute in your little preppy shirt BTW!
Also advice: go on an empty stomach! Good luck!
>come back from gym
>"oh i wonder how my thread is doing"
>literally no serious replies
Eh. Theyre unaesthetic as fuck, but they also mean I have a killer sumo deadlift. Swings and roundabouts I guess.
If you needed to wear anything fancy they would've told you. I doubt anyone will give a damn what you're wearing if you dress like a normal person.
This isn't a question for /k/, I can't imagine why you asked it here. If anything your dumb ass should contact whoever's giving the tour, or whoever arranged it.
Slacks or 'chinos', plain single color button up shirt or polo with no logo. Leather belt black or brown. Button it up, tuck it in, shower and all that jazz. Don't be a faggot, say yes sir no sir and be polite. Don't touch ANYTHING without asking, and then don't touch it either way.
Tuck in your shirt and wear tight pants to accentuate your sexy wide birthing hips and slimmer waist ratio. Also become a trap you have sooo much potential. Unless you're already an unconvincing FtM
Are you fucking retarded, honestly. Where do the memes start and stop for you? Literally anyone in the private bluecollar sector who is dressing business casual would follow that dressing advice. Fuck you. That's how NORMAL PEOPLE dress when in public or when trying to appear like they don't sit on 4chan and 'XDDDDDD MEMES HAHAHAHHAHAA' troll people online. You got my goat, fucker. Congrats.
If you ever get a job outside of food service or rimming, maybe you'll take the advice. Until then here's a frog you can use to better troll people like you just trolled me.
I bet you're one of those people who thinks they're smarter than they really are. Probably did shitty in high school not because 'oh I never tried' but because they were genuinely too lazy for the workload or too stupid to think ahead. You're on 4chan afterall. Your own inflated self worth is the one thing keeping you from realizing exactly how pathetic you are and hanging yourself from a doorknob. Enjoy your hentai later, and tell those 2D girls exactly how bad you got me.