If you were given the privilege to name a naval ship, what will you name it?
If it's that boat, HMAS Nogunz.
If it's a real battle boat, like a destroyer or a cruiser, I'd name it after myself.
If I were Activision and it were a Gerald R Ford class carrier, I'd clearly name it USS Barack Obama, because he has done so much good for our military.
If it was a big black submarine, I'd call it "Nigger".
During times of distress:
>OH SHIT NIGGER, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
During times of insubordination:
>NIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
When it comes to surface:
>NIGGER IS HIGH AS FUCK.
When ordered to fire:
>NIGGER, unload on that ___
"Nigger" would be spray painted on the side like some graffiti.
Serious answer: HMS Warspite
Comedic answer: HMS Gay Viking
The USS Hunter Thompson, known fondly to its crew as 'Gonzo.'
>tfw you will never serve aboard a United Earth Alliance destroyer
>tfw you will never give the order to fire a railgun broadside into a battlegroup of Harlockian Frigates
Mein Gott you cant be this serious!?
How are these for ship names?
Tom Brady, after the guy who rekt your dreams
Tom Brady, because he cruises to the playoffs year after year
Tom Brady, because he carries his team
New York Jets, because it's almost like they sink on purpose
Shirley, and I find the most insane captain I can find to run it.
USS Hugh Essess, because Hotshots and /tv/fag
Also, USS Cleveland. Nickname, Cleveland Steamer.
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Man that ship looks cozy as fuck.I want to sneak ten thousand tons of coal on to the ship in the middle of the night with a skeleton crew of like 80 guys and then start fueling the boilers overnight. Get the ship running and scare the shit out of the arriving morning park workers when you sail off into the Gulf.
live free or die in a blaze of heat rays, synth guitars and dying xeno bastards
The most beautiful name in the world
>HMS Get a Life, Bin that Knife
>USS Ahmed "Clockboy" Muhammad. Slogan is "You're time is up Motherfucker:) :)" [Moticoms included
>USS George Constanza
>USS If you're reading this you've wasted valuable time and allowed us to gain a firing solution
>USS Carl's Jr. (Smaller sister of Carl Vinsen Carrier, proportional for only a midget crew)
>HMS We're slashed the defense budget, hence the missing guns ol chap
>HMAS Responsible Gun Laws