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If you were given the privilege to name a naval ship, what will you name it?
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>>28424743
Thunderchild
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>>28424743
A diesel submarine named Cockfags.

So I can quietly surface in the middle of a CBG and yell "Surprise Cockfags!" On a megaphone.
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USS Donald Trump
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Some random sailor who did some random shit #347627147
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>>28424743

Enterprise
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>>28424743
Assblaster3000
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/k/
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>>28424743
If it's that boat, HMAS Nogunz.
If it's a real battle boat, like a destroyer or a cruiser, I'd name it after myself.

If I were Activision and it were a Gerald R Ford class carrier, I'd clearly name it USS Barack Obama, because he has done so much good for our military.
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The Big Slithery-D
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OHPs are kawaii as fuck. I'm gonna miss the fuck out of them.
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>>28424743
If it was a big black submarine, I'd call it "Nigger".

During times of distress:
>OH SHIT NIGGER, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
During times of insubordination:
>NIGGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
When it comes to surface:
>NIGGER IS HIGH AS FUCK.
When ordered to fire:
>NIGGER, unload on that ___

"Nigger" would be spray painted on the side like some graffiti.
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>>28424743
USS Mcdonald

>Launch burgers at the enemy
>Make them fat as shit
>boat sinks due to fat crew
>profit
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>>28424743
Horny maiden
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The Adolf Hitler
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>>28424743

Cant Corner The Dorner
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>>28424743
USS Zed
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The Titanic
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USS Skeered O'nothing
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>>28424874
USS Carmen
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>>28424812
The USS Argonian Maid
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>>28424743
uss top kek
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USS Antmans Revenge
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>>28424769
>If it's that boat, HMAS Nogunz.

I think you mean the next LCS to be commissioned.
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>>28424787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ7Vp64p4A0
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I wanna use adjectives like the bongs

Recalcitrant
Demure
Supine
Crunchy
Porcine
Gamey
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>>28425709
Mmm bongs
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Mister Lister The Sister Fister
or MLTSF for short
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>>28424743

Galaxy
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>>28424756
You. I know you. NZ?
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>>28424743
Gary
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>>28425709
>crunchy
my fucking sides
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>>28425872
Alan
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>>28424743
I'd name two.
>Titus Andronicus
>Joshua Graham.
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>>28425834
Nope, I'm in Western Assachusetts
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>>28424743
S
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>>28424743
Admiral Yamamoto's Revenge
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HMS Mecca
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>>28424743

Serious answer: HMS Warspite

Comedic answer: HMS Gay Viking
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CVN Donald Trump
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>>28424743

USS Shitstorm
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>>28426182
>USS CVN Donald Trump (AN 89)
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>>28424750
Underrated post.
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Ayy lmao
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Cave 76
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>>28424743
The USS Hunter Thompson, known fondly to its crew as 'Gonzo.'
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>>28424869

If they named a boat after Cesar Chavez, they have no reason not to name one after Chris Dorner
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>>28424750
OF the 3 tripods destroyed, 2 were destroyed by Thunder Child.

Never forget.
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Gay Viking
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>>28424743

U.S.S. Paine

In honor of the great Thomas Paine, a man who brought freedom to the world
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Homer Sexual
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>>28427123
Well done tripfag
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USS Richard Nixon. It would be a ruthlessly efficient killing machine with the finest poker bar in the US Navy but its crew would end up being court martialed after 5.5 years of service.
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>>28424743
Deez Nutz. Use it as the ship we send around to remind people who owns the seas.
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>>28424743
USS Cheeki Breeki
It would be a stealth anti-ship submarine.
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>>28427225

It would be a catamaran with a low hanging center, right?

To have a frontal profile that looks like that walk
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>>28427246
If a stealth sub for taking out ships and not for missilespam can be like that then yes. It would be the Stalker Class.
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>>28424852
Underrated
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>>28424743
USS Excessive
HMSS Monstrous

>tfw you will never serve aboard a United Earth Alliance destroyer
>tfw you will never give the order to fire a railgun broadside into a battlegroup of Harlockian Frigates
>feelsbadman.png
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>>28424743
I'd go Galactic Imperial Navy and name it Violator.
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CVN Macross

It will have J-pop idol songs blasting out of loud speakers and transmitting over all frequencies. The fighters will drop speaker pods that will play idol music.
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I would want to name a United States GR Ford class Carrier the USS Queen Elizabeth.

Then just park it next to the bong one.
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>>28425814
has it finally happened? have people finally forgotten?
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>>28424743
HMS Slippyfist
It'd be a minelayer
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>>28427295
It'd be a gorka tied to some bottles for floats and you know it.
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>>28424869
Raul Moats Boat
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USS Overcompensate
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USS Cocktease - Submarine
USS Pussyslayer - Destroyer
USS Kebab Removal Kit - Carrier
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HMS Cuckold
HMS Bongistan
HMS Pisstaker
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USS Ayy Lmao
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A Canadian ship named in honor of our overlord Justin Trudeau: HMCS Cumguzzler
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HMS PMS
USS FUSS
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A battleship called the USS Fuddlord
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JDS Pearl Harbor
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>>28424743
The USS Adolf Hitler
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>>28427836
Ha! Do it for the Charles de Gaulle too
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Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli
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>>28424743
USS moonman
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>>28427199
Kek
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USS Butthurt
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>>28427586
Don't forget SeaRAM pods that fire all of their missiles at once at the same target.
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>>28424939
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Yfw there will be two Clinton aircraft carriers
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INS Muh Shekels

It will cost exactly $6,000,000,000 all graciously paid for by US taxpayers
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>>28424750
The invaders must have seen them
As across the coast they filed
Standing firm between them
There lay Thunder Child!

rip true heroes in every rendition
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S.S Apocalypse
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USS Texas
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>>28424743
The Big E(its nickname would be Enterprise)
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>>28424743
HMS Ian Smith.
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>>28429730
Itano Circus. It is the only way to be sure.
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>>28431001
>Screw Steamer Apocalypse

sounds pretty steampunk when you put it that way
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>>28424750
A name xenos know to fear.
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>>28424743

USS Sweepers
USS Flight Quarters
USS Request Mast
USS Destroyer (Gerald R Ford class carrier)
USS Norfolk (3d Fleet)
USS 9/11
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>>28434034
>USS 9/11

Oh shit nevermind that's the New York lol
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>>28424743

White Elephant
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USS Steel Beam, so not even jet fuel could melt it
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>>28424743
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>>28433411

Never forget.
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Got a ship with railguns?

USS You'll Feel a Slight Prick.
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>>28436000

On second thought, that would make a better motto.
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USS Cosmoline
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The
Lettow-Vorbeck

After one of the most succesful german generals in ww1. I know it is not a maritime name. Else their could be the
King Gorm
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>>28429351
USS Liaoning (Gerald Ford Class)

Just to see the look on their faces.
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>>28424787
Mein Gott you cant be this serious!?
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>>28424743
If it's a Destroyer.

John Browning.

If it's a Cruiser

Kentucky.

If it's a Carrier.

Lexington, otherwise Manila in the honor of Battle of Manila.

If It's a Submarine...

Nevada.
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>>28429471
Bonus points if it has a sister ship named "Got Him!"
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>>28424743
Shining Armor.
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R
USS R
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>>28436332

How are these for ship names?

>Destroyer
Tom Brady, after the guy who rekt your dreams

>Cruiser
Tom Brady, because he cruises to the playoffs year after year

>Carrier
Tom Brady, because he carries his team

>Submarine
New York Jets, because it's almost like they sink on purpose
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>>28424743
USS Anal Apocalypse
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The Poopship Destroyer; IDGAF about what type of ship it is.
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ANAL_DESTRÖYER_666
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>>28424743
Shirley, and I find the most insane captain I can find to run it.
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>>28428047
I think so. Don't uncover that past from the veil of dust over it.
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>>28424743
The U.S.S. One of ours, Captain.
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>>28431001
>fires broadside
>capsizes
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>>28424743
USS Hugh Essess, because Hotshots and /tv/fag

Also, USS Cleveland. Nickname, Cleveland Steamer.
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>>28441692
>not USS If You Can Read This We're Ramming
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>>28436332
>Submarine
>Nevada
Why, what's wrong with the current USS Nevada?
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The USS Gun
No VLS
No radar
No sonar
No cabin
No helicopter
Only hull, and 1000x enlarged functioning Kalashnikov bolted onto deck
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>>28428047
I still remember anon
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Freedom's Deliverance.

Freedom's Protector

Freedom's Liberator.
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USS Smashfucker
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BMN-1 USS Monitor
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>>28424769


USS Faggot?
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>>28424743
USS Jane Fonda, in honor for her contributions during the Vietnam war
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>>28427411

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
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>>28432695
Man that ship looks cozy as fuck.I want to sneak ten thousand tons of coal on to the ship in the middle of the night with a skeleton crew of like 80 guys and then start fueling the boilers overnight. Get the ship running and scare the shit out of the arriving morning park workers when you sail off into the Gulf.
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>>28427551
If I was naming a ship for the G.I.N. I'd probably have to name it Tonic.
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>>28424750
live free or die in a blaze of heat rays, synth guitars and dying xeno bastards
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>>28443014
Found the joo.
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>>28424743
USS. Jerry Brown
They can nickname it "the good ship Moonbeam"
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>>28446001
I will unilaterally declare war on and sink the bastard. So there.
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U.S.S Two For Flinching
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>>28424743
USS Ayyy
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USS Am I being detained?
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The most beautiful name in the world
Jenny
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>>28446180
USS QUIT RESISTING
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>>28424743
>Nuclear powered LCS
>Black and white camo
>USS Long Sleep
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>>28428047

no. not all.
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>>28424743
USS-R
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USS Ocean Raper
Its a CVN-21 that goes where it wants and takes what it wants, doesn't take no for an answer.
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>>28427123
I can dig it
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>>28428637
kek
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>>28428637
with a broken AKM stock as a paddle
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>>28424743
HMS Resplendent. I'm American but with that name I feel like it'd have to be a British ship. If it was an American vessel I'd go with USS Leviathan or USS Amber Waves.
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Serious one
HMS Perseus
>HMS Ramillies
>HMS Hyperion
>HMS Inexhaustible
>HMS Indomitable
>USS Enterprise
>USS Dewey
>USS HALSEY
>USS Mahan
>USS Olympia
>USS Dorner

Joking
>HMS Get a Life, Bin that Knife
>HMS Muhammad
>USS Ahmed "Clockboy" Muhammad. Slogan is "You're time is up Motherfucker:) :)" [Moticoms included
>USS George Constanza
>USS If you're reading this you've wasted valuable time and allowed us to gain a firing solution

>USS Quarter-Pounder
>USS Whopper
>USS Hardy's
>USS Carl's Jr. (Smaller sister of Carl Vinsen Carrier, proportional for only a midget crew)
>USS Astroglide
>USS Clogger
>HMS We're slashed the defense budget, hence the missing guns ol chap
>HMAS Responsible Gun Laws
That's it.
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USS Coldsteel
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>>28443014
New Copypasta when?
Also.
>USS Select all the images with boats
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