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>wan't to play a game?
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
>multiplayer
>google maps
>uses your location as missile base
>number conter on top right tells you how many players currently online
>I'll be waiting /k/. I'll be waiting.
>let the games begin
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>>24717199
UPDATE
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>>24717237
UPDATE
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>>24717276
UPDATE
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>>24717315
UPDATE
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>>24717325
SAMEFAGING UPDATE
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>>24717374
UPDATE
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>>24717420
UPDATE
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>>24717448
UPDATE
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>>24717519
UPDATE
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>>24717575
UPDATE
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ITS OVER
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>>24717199
gg, guys
From Concord, NH
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>>24717741
The next fight begins holy fuck
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>>24717774
>Phone is kill
GG guys
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>>24717774
Well, I think we gave that guy from moscow a good beating
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How do I do this
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>everyone click Chad
I want to see that shithole buried under a thousands red circles. I know a Chad, he's a dick.
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Dear Colorado,
Fuck you
Love,
Montana
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Dear Australia:
Hold onto your roo's.
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>>24717881
Im the one trying to spell fuck on antartica
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>>24717933
Im the one fucking up your efforts
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>>24717913
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Ohio is tearing shit up. Thanks pals.
>Also, every little shit country in Africa is getting fucked up and the Norks are pretty much untouched.
>/k/ goes to war
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how do you win?
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>>24717974
So Colorado is gone
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>>24717981
You dont play
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>>24717981
Carpetbomb Africa.
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>>24717896
I love you guys.
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Guys I'm confused. Do I just sit here and watch?
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Everyone nuke africa now!
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So basically you want your country to be irrelevant. Unless you are a nigger, then you're just fucked.
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>>24718014
I started something didnt i
captcha related: forit
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>>24718011
click on places you want gone
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>>24718014
Specifically Zimbabwe, to avenge Rhodesia
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>>24718033
NOPE NUKE ARGENTINA
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>>24717199
If we can't have it nobody can.
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How do you make larger nukes?
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Putin is kill
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Fuck you indianapolis
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I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
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Vietnam is getting sassy with that one nuke they're sending. Let's show 'em how Vietnam should have ended.
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nuclear war is pretty
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>>24718086
India is kinda safe
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>>24717932
>Hold onto your roo's.
I lost it.
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>Living in Ohio
>Not wrecking Ann Arbor and Detroit
Don't worry m8s, I got it.
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What does that one man in Russia have against the Philippians?
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>>24718104
Israel is gunna get raped
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>>24718111
You cannot understand the man in moscow
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>>24718104
India is not long for this world
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Oh fuck, Vietnam is retaliating. We need to escalate.
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NAM IS BACK AND READY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH AGAIN
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>A Swastika off the coast o Argentina
goddamn argies
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>>24717199
>44 players now
>lagin the map
oh shit niggers, what are we doing?
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>>24718151
kek
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Someone who is not on a phone needs to screencap this thread and the game and title it "/k/ finds tactical ICBMs"
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Goodbye, Central America
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How do you join? My map is grey.
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>>24718184
its just slow. Refresh the page.
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>>24718151
>That one guy in Colorado whose had his finger on the button for the last ten minuets and refuses to let go.
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Impretty sure weve turned the entire world into the zone
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There is not a single place safe on this planet from vietnam or the US.
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Guys all I see are the launches. How do I participate?
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ORGANIZE A FIRST STRIKE AGAINST ANTARCTICA LET'S GET THOSE BASTARDS
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I DON'T SEE VIETNAM GETTING NUKED, FELLAS.
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Please stop nuking sweden vancouver
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>>24718200
Not Antarctica. But damn it if we aren't going to try.
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shit the fucker from HK get me
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>>24718197
Thats me. I'm cleansing Africa right now.
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>>24717199
Currently glassing Brazil.
huehue in hell, you favela monkey fucks.
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>>24718207
This
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>>24718207
This
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>>24718197
>>24718236
Same guy, it will all be over soon you gentle giants.
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I made a benis :DDD
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>>24718207
I don't understand either. There are no controls.
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>>24718207
Click anywhere on the map and you'll start launching.
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We are going to cover antartica in red, whether they like it or not.
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Nuking Kalifornia. From the Philippines, with love.
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>>24718276
It's for the children.
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Arizona is ded
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>>24718268
But all I do is move around. My location doesn't even show up
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>>24718223
>Please stop nuking sweden vancouveR
>Please stop nuking
>Please
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>>24718276
I started a civil war in commiefornia by mass nuking LA. Hello from SJ
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We've broken the geographical projections
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Aim for the ocean. Fuck Whales.
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No Crimea no problem
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THOSE FUCKERS IN ICELAND HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG
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>>24718300
NO, VANCOUVERITES (myself included) WANT BLOOD
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Dear texas, more nukes plz
from SJ
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Sweden is doing gods work by keeping Zimbabwe nuked.
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>>24718276
fucking Philippines nuke the China, not me you're idiot
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>>24718315
>>24718305
>>24718306
>>24718289
>>24718288
>>24718274
>>24718265
Going to war with /k/ would fun.
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Washington will be ded soon too
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Look in the Pacific.
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COLORADO FAG HERE
I'm attacking the little known island of Smith Island off the coast of Thailand in the Andaman Sea.
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Holy fuck; I didn't know kazakhstan was that huge.
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Who the fuck bombed my single UK base?
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>>24718330
>never forget
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>>24718367
This is the ONLY way to learn geography.
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>>24718242
Also,
>tfw accidentally nuke'd myself at the beginning
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>>24718331
China not shooting back, no fun
>tfw 50 cent party not firing back
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>>24718340
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Is there a similar game we can play?
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who nuked the aus desert
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>>24717993
underrated post
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>>24718380
>mfw when I killed myself
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Goodbye Falklands
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>That one lonely marine in Okinawa
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turning Wyoming into he zone for /k/'s pleasure
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>>24717993
Top fucking kek
Also, someone is surcuring our sothren border. Thanks m80!
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Dear California,
Fuck you.
>Sincerely, Nebraskan
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>>24718430
Dear Nebraska,
Bring it
> fuck you, California
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How do I start my own base here in eastern michigan
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what the shit philippines
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GET FUCKED ALBERTA
from:
Vancouver
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>>24718430
Dear Nebraskan,
My family is in California, so fuck you.
Love, Montana
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Niggas we need to revenge Rhodesia.
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>Swastika in Russia
Didn't they try that once before..?
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Dear LA,
Fuck your shit
>From bay area
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>>24718488
East or West?
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We need to concentrate our efforts to assist the people of Australia by deploying a multi-platform coalition strike of intercontinental ballistic missiles against the Emu menace.
Our hearts and prayers to you, People of Australia.
>but not you, abos
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>>24718430
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>>24718498
I'm the one causing the commiefornian civil war. do you not see the constant stream of nukes?
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fuck you, Beijing.
with love,
Manila.
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>that guy in vancouver nuking Alberta
fuck you, hippy
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>britain nukes ireland, argentina and the middle east
kek
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kansas city here
why can't you fuckers leave me alone
also fuck off witchita you pricks
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I have my reasons.
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i'm clean
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>>24718488
Dear Bay Area
You're the reason our state is nofunz. Fuck your shit.
>Socal
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>yfw /k/ would launch nuclear weapons to spell rude things on thier enemies homes
>yfw /k/ would wage any sort of war like this
/k/ a magical place
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>>24718547
you just mad that the oil market has crashed.
get fucked wildrose
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>>24718533
>tfw was too busy glassing BRs into oblivion to notice I had been transformed into the worlds largest windowpane
Thats a nuke joke and a "holy shit Nebraska is so depressingly flat" joke all in one.
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This game just sits there for me. Why can't i do anything?
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>>24718575
Dear socal,
You want round 2 bitch nigga?
>fuck you, Bay area
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Jesus fuck Greenland is huge
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>>24718585
>implying wildrose party is even partially relevant in alberta
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>>24718612
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someone just took out Chile.
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>>24718599
Dear bay area,
Your useless tech startup propped up by your daddy can't save you now.
>Bring it, Socal
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i have nuked the Atlantic in the name of /k/
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fuck you st. louis
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Beijing is kill
i guess Fifty Cent shills aren't allowed to play the game in their sweatshops. oh well
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>>24718660
get fucked royals fag
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Guys all I see is the map. I have no option to choose my location nor launch. HALP.
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california is ded
Well, the important parts
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Jesus Christ, New Zealand
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Someone help me maintain my smiley nuke death-face in the Atlantic!
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>>24718673
world series never 5get nigger
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>>24718642
Dear Socal,
Look who's fuckin talkin hollywood panzy ass fucks. Stop wasting our damn water
> Fuck you and your beaches, nocal
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>>24718683
We made too many sheep jokes.
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>>24718650
You've done God's work
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>>24718640
VANCOUVERITES CRAVE THE BLOOD OF CHILEANS
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>>24718676
THIS
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I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GET READY FOR THE STORM
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There is a Vietnam fucking shit bomb him like it is 1965.
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>>24718678
was just going to say
> not taking advantage of nuking CA
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HATE FEEDS THE DAWG! UGA STRONK! FUCK FLORIDA!
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Dear Socal,
I thought we had a truce there for a bit?
>From, Norcal
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>>24718676
You have to allow the site show where you live on the map, if you decline then no fun for you
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>>24718670
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>>24718626
tru
Im seriously out of touch with Alberta politics
>tfw im studying poli sci and that's embarrassing as fuck
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>>24718737
But I allowed it. I want to have fun
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>>24718734
ALSO FUCK BAMA ELEPHANTFUCKERS!
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Get fucked, Missouri
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they said i was mad to nuke-mine the kentucky border. I'll show them mad
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Dear Socal,
Trcue for now?
>from, norcal
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>>24718776
I don't know why there wasn't more of this.
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>>24718774
support
i'm the guy who made a dick on st. louis
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Who's trying to write nigger in the Southern Ocean?
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>>24718696
Dear Bay Area,
You're just jealous cuz your beaches are shit and filled with dykes whale watching because they feel kinship with fat mammals. The last major motion pictures filmed in your place was The Room and Birdemic. Nuff said.
>Quit electing Nancy Pelosi you faggots, Socal
>PS: fuck Fresno too.
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>>24718776
the great commiefornian civil war
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>>24717199
/Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_m1owwrh54
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I wonder what the map would look like if the dots didn't disappear
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>>24718706
had a better one in the north Atlantic didnt know if anyone caught it
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>>24718795
Dear Bay Area,
Sure. Lets set aside our differences and fight our real enemy: Arizona
>Socal
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>>24718832
There much wrong with you too socal but my hatred for fresno and toher areas override it
> Bay Area
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3MxeilsAg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
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FUCK YOU CUNTS THIS IS FOR TAKING OUR HORSE AND PAVLOVA AUSTRALIA SHITS
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>>24718853
Agreed
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we should make a murder /k/ube that spans the globe
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>>24718874
This
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awesome. And pointless? But fun.
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>>24718836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtAFIl2jhc
>Not Tom Lehrer
you pleb
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kek
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>Detroit
aaand I'm in Jew York for some reason
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>>24718895
more lehrer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDFqoReof6A
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>tfw learning more about geography playing this than in all my years in public school
th-thanks, /k/
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>mfw this entire thread.
Somewhere, OPpeinhemier is shaking his head at us gravely, smiling.
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Dear Socal,
What are your thoughts on a coordinated strike on Chicago?
>Your bae, bay area
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>>24718922
Your very welcome.
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What's with the hate of Mongolia?
Also thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHM52usPvY8
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ANUS
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Mongolia got shit on
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>>24718920
why is Lehrer so based
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>>24718967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
because he's learnt to love the bomb
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>>24718952
>>24718962
FUCK Mongolia.
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I HAVE CLAIMED THE GREEN LAND IN THE NAME OF /k/ MAY WE STALK THE FROZEN LANDS FOR ALL TIME
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>>24718943
Dear Bay Area,
Aren't they gonna kill themselves eventuall? Fuck it; lets do i!
>Your boo. Socal
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Dear dallas,
Fug you :DDDDDD
>bay area
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Fuck you texas.
-Love Australia.
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>norcal hitting Vietnam and the Philippines, too
The enemy of my enemy is friend, sorry about nuking you earlier. N-no hard feelings, right?
>Nebraskan still here
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>>24719030
Aren't you glassed to hell and back?
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>>24719026
We could have had the world, you and I UK.
-Sincerely, The Confederate States of America
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I NEED BACKUP
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>>24719044
Nebraska is infested with Mexicans and a few Polish immigrants.
We rebuilt.
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>>24719048
someone nuked my town so I obliterated the east coast
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>>24719076
...This is perfectly fine with Dixie.
Also...where are all those nukes doing heading to South America? Surely you're not bothering the Argies...
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>>24719051
ALMOST THERE
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>Despite being locked in a nuclear winter and forced deep underground, Madagascar retains it's amazingly healthy population
>Doctors are astounded, stating 'they should be dead from all the fucking radiation'
>In response, the president of Madagascar issued this statment to the press
>"We shut down the ports just before the first bomb struck"
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Dear Philippines,
Nigga i din do nuffin
>southern Bay area fag
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3 Colorado fags.
Feels good.
Wanna glass Egypt chaps?
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>>24719091
Got it
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>>24719087
see >>24719037
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I love how Americans are nuking commiefornia, but leaving Russia alone
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>>24719105
>"We shut down the ports just before the first bomb struck"
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my feeble attempts at spreading the /k/ubes will
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>>24719118
Russian aint nearly as bad as CA m8
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MADAGASCAR GETTING BTFO
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>mfw when in Chattanooga and the Brit misses me everytime
>mfw when someone out West nails me.
SOCAL YOU JUST DONE DIDDLY DUG YOURSELF A GLASS GLOW IN THE DARK COFFIN.
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Secessionist pigs are glass
Long live General Sherman
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aw shiiit
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Fuck Rio de Janeiro
>captcha iboom
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>>24719105
underbreaded toast
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One order of glass pyramids coming up.
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alright, i know some Flipbros are in here
>wanna glass Maguindanao? fuck the BBL.
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>>24719139
Ports Closed Motherfucker!
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>>24719163
>>24719175
I was trying to write JEWS next to Israel. Thanks, you dicks.
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I saw that NoCAL, leave Bama alone.
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africa bout to get BTFO
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I have removed Brittania
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>>24719195
I din do nuffin
>from the more souther nocal guy
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>>24719188
>Already ahead of you m8
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>>24719208
>including ireland
worth it
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ADELAIDE AUSTRALIA HAS BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
>>24719210
He was right on the boarder with Oregon, then logged off. You're good.
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>Not Brasil
Come on you guys
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>>24719228
All I've been doing is drawing a swastika in algeria
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Chad is deeply concerned
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Why is no one bombing the fuck out of Turkey?
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ITT
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>>24719245
Sorry, just saw a massive launch.
Also, East Ridge Bro, I hit Baghdad too.
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Dear Hawaii,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Adelaide
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>>24719271
on it m8
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>>24719279
it's all good
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Remove Turkshit
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>>24719237
>be Rio de Janeiro
>trying to write JEWS next to israel and help complete the swastika
>retaliation happens because I like some 50 times on the map
>England throws some shit over at me
>they pass over to Argentine
B A S E D
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>>24719237
>argentina has been flattened for the past 5 minutes by one guy
my sides
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>>24718428
I do my best
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>>24719301
>Parents heading to Istanbul for a vacation tomorrow
Guess who just inherited a million dollar house!!!!!
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>>24719237
God bless the queen
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Remeber /k/ids, MIRVS land in oval patterns. Also, target saturation is best saturation.
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ITT: the UN gets a collective aneurysm
never change, /k/
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>Australia making a strong showing this nuclear apocalypse ladies and gentlemen
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I'm trying to remove Eastern Europe but it won't render all my nukes at once.
Why even live.
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>sent 50 nukes to israel and then another 200 for good measure
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I like that California and New York are just a constant, opaque red.
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Commencing strikes on India
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I love how the rednecks are nuking the hell out of Iraq but are careful not to remove peshmerga.
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welp
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>>24719419
There was a point that if you looked closely, Nocal and Socal were glassing each other back to before dinosaurs roamed
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kek
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>>24719404
That brit is going to have lucid dreams where he plays this game, he's way too dedicated.
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>>24719401
>>not the entire middle east and france as well
shiggy
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>based birmingham bro helping me nuke argentina
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>>24719453
Well why not?
>>
WHY CAN'T WE STOP FIGHTING? I'M JUST A PEACEFUL ISLAND NATION
-Hawaii
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>>24719442
>No Nagasaki
You have fucked up
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>>24719442
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>>24719444
Gotta focus your wrath bro.
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>>24719442
First thing I did. Glad I'm not the only one.
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http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/assets/globalthermonuclearwar-7852909185645c5e8836b4ade2989c28.js
Commencing operation This Game Is Gay And Really Needs To Go Offline
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The weeed makes us fearless
-Colorado
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>all these people removing argentina
I love you guys.
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>>24719470
Nigga do you even geography
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>>24719470
I hope you know where Nagasaki is located on the map.
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>>24719465
nope
>>
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>Attention all /k/ommandos
>Attention all /k/ommandos
>At roughly 0700 Zulu a major strike is planned
>The shown area will be targeted with prefferrence to circled areas and avoiding the highlighted one for some reason, oil I think
>Participation is voluntary
>But lets face it, you want to blow shit up anyways
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>>24719481
>go2link
>???
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>>24717199
Welp just removed Commiefornia from the map.
-Love Shitattle and stay out
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Arizona, what did Lebanon ever do to you?
-Dixie
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I'm blowing up the icecaps because I'm curious what will happen.
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>>24719508
this picture was supposed to be with my post
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>>24719505
Thanks for pointing that out.
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>>24719520
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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Sooo, I got to the site, and all it does is let me watch red lines go places. Can't click or interact with anything. Does it need to play on a phone/tablet?
>>
>nobody targeting my silo
>feel left out
>click some 200 times on australia
c'mon dude let me in on the bantz
>>
>That one guy who is just contantly nuking St. Petersburg
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>>24719520
>Kurdistan is in the target area
ISIS pls go.
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Something Putin can only dream of.
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>>24719540
we dont deserve this
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>>24719520
>>24719549
Fuck
>Strike moved to 0625 Zulu
>>
>most other countries have one of two lines
>US sending shit EVERYWHERE
Murrica
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>>24719540
IS THAT YOU ADELAIDE YOU COCKY LITTLE SHIT
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>>24719597
nope it's san diego
>>
>>24719585
aww shit. I've already sent shit that way man. You know how hard it is to stop US postal service form delivering your shit mid ship.
>>
>>24719556
my fucken face when i was the cunt in sydney happily minding my own business, blowing up perth and hawaii and then i zoom out and see the red lines coming
oh jesus fuck me so many red lines
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>>24719552
Same here. Can't do shit.
>>
GODDAMIT CALIFORNIA
What'd Carolina do to you?
We didn't even nuke you yet.
>>
That one guy in mocow is nuking america. We must unite and send the fucker back to the dinosaurs.
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>>24719642
yus
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>>24719585
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>>24719634
Californians ruin everything, just remove them from the map.
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>That fucking guy in Britain spamming Dresden
I lost it
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>>24719659
We're already gone
>from the wastes of norcal
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>>24719667
I fucking love you /k/
>>
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SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
MESSAGE FOLLOWS:
FOXTROT UNIFORM KILO MIKE OSCAR SIERRA CHARLIE OSCAR WHISKEY
MESSAGE REPEATS
FOXTROT UNIFORM KILO MIKE OSCAR SIERRA CHARLIE OSCAR WHISKEY
>>
This game would be way more interesting if you couldn't attack for like 10 minutes if you got hit.
>>
what is that florida guy doing ruining my beautiful "/k/" rendition on the equator
>>
Who the fuck is nuking Colorado Springs? I never seem to catch you little shits in the act.
Alaska seems to be having a good time tho
>>
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>>24719654
>Congratulations Gentlemen
>The next target is Sweden
>Engage at will
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>>24719688
copy, wilco
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>>24719692
huehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>
>>24719688
Firing now.
>>
Wow! a game where you watch red lines move and can't do anything. Great.
>>
>>24719706
IKEA HAS HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG
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>>24719702
Thank you, I try to do my best
Alaska Reporting in
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>>24719732
>>24719706
goddamnit i glassed norway instead
>>
>>24719706
Its...
Its beautiful
>>
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>mfw I see all the red lines going from american players towards moscow
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>>24719688
.. / -.-. --- .--. -.-- / .- .-.. .-.. / ... -.- -.-- -.- .. -. --.
>>
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Moscow just got glassed
:^)
>>
Vermont dun' fucked up
never mess with an Illini
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>>24719702
Alaska cares not from whence the blood flows.
>>
Sweden Yes
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>>24719757
This is fucking hilarious. I'm inagineing this board being used by heads of state to do this sort of thing in real life.
>goddamnit i glassed norway instead
Fucking gold.
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>>24719760
..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- --- ..- / .. / -.-. .- -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . / - --- --- / -.. --- ..- -... .-.. . -. .. --. --. . .-.
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I drew a heart around Moscow. Now I can go to sleep.
>>
CHINA TIME
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>>24719706
Manila here.
Firing salvos
>>
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Fuckin Brit trying to retake the colonies with nukes!
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>>24719796
-. --- / -. . . -.. / - --- / -... . / .-. ..- -.. . / -- ---..
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Time to cook Turkey
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>We did it you guys
>We saved the world
>Musilms? Gone
>Jews? Gone
>Kebab? Removed
>Moscow? Crater
>Cuck Sweden? Went the way of Cuck Moot
/k/:1
UN:0
>>
Fuck you North Korea
>>
>fucking north koreans are nuking us
I thought the norks didn't even have internet?
>>
>>24717199
is jacksonville bro in here?
>>
:^)
>>
>>24719801
WE SHOULD DRAW A GIANT DICK ON THE ENTIRETY OF CHINA
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>>24719747
I'm coming for you.
>>24719808
They're going to colorado springs
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>>24719816
It's finally over.
>>
>>24719818
someone is just using a location spoofer
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>>24719747
Oh I'm takin you fucking eskimos down
-Hawaii
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>>24719810
... --- .-. .-. -.-- / .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ... - --- .--. / .. / --. --- - / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .- .-- .- -.--
>>
>>24719840
>someone is just using a location spoofer
a weapon to surpass metal gear?
>>
>>24719821
Maybe, I'm glassing Turkey atm
>>
>that one little shit in Brazil
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>>24719845
swiggity swooty im coming for that Djibouti
>>
- .... .. ... / .. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ... --- / ... ..- -.. -.. . -. / .- -. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / --.- ..- .. - . / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / - .... . ... . / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. ... / .. / .... .- ...- . .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... / -. --- - / .-.. .. -.- . / .. / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- .-. / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. .-.-.- / -- .- -.-- -... . / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / ... - .- -.-- / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... ..--..
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>>24719864
I'm the guy down near Daytona, hows your war going?
>>
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>>24719831
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>>24719901
Thats fucking hilarious for some reason.
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>>24719879
>that one little ex-shit in Brazil
fix'd
missiles inbound
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>>24719846
Shit, didn't do the reply thing.
- .... .. ... / .. ... / .- .-.. .-.. / ... --- / ... ..- -.. -.. . -. / .- -. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / --.- ..- .. - . / ..- -. -.. . .-. ... - .- -. -.. / - .... . ... . / ..-. . . .-.. .. -. --. ... / .. / .... .- ...- . .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .. - ... / -. --- - / .-.. .. -.- . / .. / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- .-. / .- -. -.-- - .... .. -. --. .-.-.- / -- .- -.-- -... . / .-- . / -.-. .- -. / .--- ..- ... - / ... - .- -.-- / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... ..--..
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>>24719890
-.-- . ... / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... / .--. .-.. ... .-.-.- / ....- -.-. .... .- -. / --. --- - / - --- / -- -.-- / .... . .- -.. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.. . -.-. .. -.. . -.. / - --- / ..- ... . / -. .. --. --. . .-. / --- -. . / - --- --- / -- .- -. -.-- / - .. -- . ... .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- / .. / .--- ..- ... - / --. --- - / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .- .-- .- -.--
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>>24719891
Not bad, eliminated the Indians and now the Turks. Hows about you?
>>
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>>24719902
>>
>>24719934
Drew a dick pissing on Maine.
>>
Dear Hawaii,
Greetings from the flatland
>>
Why are some bombs larger than others?
>>
>>24719927
-.-- . ... / .- .-.. .-.. .. . ... / .--. .-.. ... .-.-.- / ....- -.-. .... .- -. / --. --- - / - --- / -- -.-- / .... . .- -.. / .- -. -.. / .. / -.. . -.-. .. -.. . -.. / - --- / ..- ... . / -. .. --. --. . .-. / --- -. . / - --- --- / -- .- -. -.-- / - .. -- . ... .-.-.- / .. / -.. --- -. - / .... .- - . / -.-- --- ..- / .. / .--- ..- ... - / --. --- - / -.-. .- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .- .-- .- -.--
>>
Moscow's back for round 2
>>
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>>24719939
fight me
>>
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>>24719881
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NORAD here, I'll be monitoring NORTHCOM for inbound ICBMS and direct retaliatory strikes accordingly.
>Also, someone go check on those 2 Missileer Anons, they've been beeping seductively at each other.
>>
>>24717199
how do you even launch nooks OP
>>
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Isn't there a submarine base here?
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>>24719982
>use mouse
>click
>watch the world burn.
>>
it's the only way.
>>
why does the location my missles are fired from change every time?
>>
>>24719974
WE HAVE INBOUND SOVIET MISSILES. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. CONTINUE TARGET SATURATION OF MOSCOW.
>Also, Screw you you damn Yankee's.
>>
>>24719946
kek
>>
>>24719969
wave2 inbound
>>24719962
copy that
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>>24719821
that's me bro. what's up?
>>
I see you New Zealand, you little fuck.
>>
>>24720033
oh shit, two jacksoncucks
>>
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wot
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>>24720045
FUCK YEAH, PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!
>>
>>24719995
nothings working. maybe it's because someone else is in my city? oh well
>>24720048
hey fuck you man
>>
Nebraska, holy cocks why do you hate South America so much?
>>
>that guy in tucson az destroying mexico
>>
>>24720033
You are referring to Jacksonville, FL right?
>>
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>>24720053
FUCK YOU LARCH HALL OF COMMUNITY VILLAGE.
>>
if all these nukes actually went off, would they have enough power to actually obliterate the earth death star style?
>>
>>24720074
yup. oh shit are you here too?
>>
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>>24720053
This is only the beginning
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>>24720089
Yup, East Arlington
>>
This is Alaska Missile base who needs what glassed?
>>
>>24720102
All of russia
>>
>>24720100
south side nigga :^)
I go to church over there.
>>
>>24720102
Serbia
Colorado will aid in joint efforts
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>>24720113
Commencing Glass operations.
make sure to take a pic
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>>24720126
Fine, COLORADO shall help with removing Ivan first, THEN kebab.
>>
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AGAIN WITH THE COMMIEFORNIAING SOCAL. SRS.
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>>24720126
No worries
>>
>>24720126
Offutt AFB will be assisting
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>>24720120
Flipfag commencing attack run on kebab infested land.
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>>24720126
This is NORAD, all our opor8ors are on pissing break. Please stand by.
>>
>>24720158
>commeifornians can't go on /k/ cause their state is mentally retarded anti gun
We can go on what ever site we want nigga, it's still america.
>>
>dude in Chattanooga glassing socal
LOL
>>
>>24720178
NORAD copies all.
Initial salvo launched.
>>
>Phoenix, AZ nuking all other players in the USA
Target acquired
>>
Quick question, /k/
Why haven't we completely unified to destroy our one most common enemy: Greece?
>>
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>>24720167
WPAFB Commencing strikes on anything island-shaped
>This recon photo shows New Atlantis shortly after it was bombed into Greek mythology
>>
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>>24720190
They started it,
>>
this is the most fun i've had on /k/ in a long time
>>
I do belive Ivan has been removed, switch targets to kebab
>>
>>24720196
*Tucson
>>
My computers here cannot handle the magnitude of which we are launching missiles and some of our warheads do not make it all the way to intended target.
>>
Manila here.
launching salvos towards Greece
>>
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>>24720226
i just nuked the US
the ENTIRETY of the US
it hurt my finger to click that much, fuck you
>>
>>24720226
Thats fucking amazing.
>>
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>>24720198
>Mission Accomplished
>>
>>24720232
Cebu assisting attack, over.
>>
Bay area was not nuked for a full minute.
IT'S A NEW RECORD!
>>
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This is NORAD. We have confirmation that target is destroyed and our scopes are clear. Good job gentlemen.
>>
The NORKS are removing flip.
>>
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>mommy, daddy, what was Greece?
>Fuck if I know, kid. They probably look like burnt popcorn by now.
>>
>>24720271
Cebu attacking back with extreme prejudice
>>
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>Soc Cal nuking the crap out of the south
Sherman is smiling from where ever he went where he died.
>>
>A fellow Chilean is on here!
>NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF SANTIAGO
with regards:
Vancouver
>>
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NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
NORAD requesting total inhalation of Iceland.
>>
>>24720323
Roger that NORAD.
>>
>>24720316
COMMENCE GLASSING OF SOUTH KOREA
>>
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>>24720253
North Korea confirmed blown the fuck out
>>
>>24720309
join me and we give Bolivia the sea they been asking for
>>
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>Have you ever wanted to pretend to destroy vast amounts of virtual currency?
>If so, click here to learn how
>>
>>24720332
Thanks for the assist chaps.
A few moar for Tojo for old times sake?
>>
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Thanks for the assist anon
>>
accidentally just nuked my own country
>>
ready your ass Australia
>>
SKY KING SKY KING SKY KING
NDA HAS ORDERED THE COMMITMENT OF STRATEGIC WEAPONS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF COUNTER VALUE TARGET, DISCRETE:
SENATOR FEINSTEIN"S OFFICE:
United States Senate
331 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510
VISID IS ONE BLOCK NORTHEAST OF CAPITAL BUILDING
AUTHENITICATION CODE: FOXTROT ALPHA MIKE ALPHA SIERRA
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>>24720344
fuck that, it looks like Lima is asking for it though.
>>
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>>24720360
ALL REMAINING SILOS
ITS TIME TO END THIS
NORAD copies you loud and clear SKYKING. Commencing launch.
>>
>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.
MANILA FIRING SALVOS
>>
>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.
CHAMPAIGN FIRING SALVOS
>>
moscow mark 3 is up and running
>>
>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.
BAY AREA FIRING SLAVOS
>>
Moscow is launching ICBM's again...
>>
>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED.
CAROLINA RELEASING WEAPONS
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>>24720360
SKYKING this is NORAD. Target doesn't appear on our scopes. Requesting to destroy all possible escape routes from the capital. Please advise.
>>
>>24720362
operation remove cholo is in effect
>>
>>24720399
God damn it, round 3 here we go
>>
>>24720360
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED
CEBU FIRING
>>
REMOVE KOREA
>>
Norad this is Bay area,
we are detecting a slavo of ICBMs from England heading fro the states, waiting for orders, over
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>>24720404
NORAD this is SKYKING. We have multiple launch events in and around MOSCOW, U.S.S.R. Confidence is high. Commence Immediate Retaliatory Response.
Authentication Code: HOTEL OSCAR PAPA PAPA ECHO SIERRA NINER.
>>
>>24720360
SKY KING, this is NORAD, can you confirm if VISID's status?
>>
>>24720424
florida was fucking with me
>>
>>24720428
AUTHENTICATIONS CONFIRMED
FIRING SALVOS!
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>>24720409
yah poh, operation remove cholo is doing well. You get yourself an empanada for the good work
>>
>>24720428
NORAD COPIES ALL
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>>24720360
SKYKING, Manila here. having difficulty acquiring target without the risk of including Whiskey Hotel in blast radius. please advise.
>>
SKYKING, This is Bay area,
Massive launh of ICBMs have been detected from New Zealand, heading fro states, over
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>>24720465
Those cheeky sheep.
>>
>>24720453
Manila,this is Cebu.
Commiefornia just hit us. Request assistance for immediate retaliation, out.
>>
NORWICH this is NORAD.
The egg heads down in the basement have a question for you chaps. It reads: "Why the fuck are you shooting at us?"
The rest of us are also dying to know too.
>>
>>24720465
Vancouver base 199985 here, we copy. We are prepared to launch a counterattack in response to sheepshagger attacks. How copy?
>>
>>24720475
Got a bunch of nukes from america and i dont know who sent them
decuided to scorch earth
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>>24720474
Manila this is bay area,
We did not fire upon you, I repeat, We did not fire, over
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>>24720465
>>24720453
SKY KING SKY KING SKY KING
NDA has authorized a COUNTER-VALUE target selection pattern for retaliatory response on NEW ZEALAND.
Authentication Code: ROMEO ECHO MIKE OSCARE VICTOR ECHO SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ROMEO ECHO
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>>24720474
Request Confirmed, firing salvo
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>>24720489
VANCOUVER FIRING ALL MISSILES
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>>24720489
Carolina copies.
>>
>>24720489
AUTHENTICATION CONFIRMED
FIRING SALVOS TOWARDS NZ
>>
Iraq threatened nuclear violence.
There's not much left of them now.
>>
>>24720489
Authentications confirmed,
commiefornia copies
>>
Perth copies.
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>>24720488
Manila, change coordinates to Los Angeles area, they're the ones attacking, over.
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>>24720489
THIS IS CHAMPAIGN
INTEL SUGGESTS CHILE IS PREPARING FOR A FIRST STRIKE
PREEMPTIVE STRIKE RECOMMENDED
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>>24720474
Had to take out the Spice Islands. No nukes north of the Celebes Sea. Reconsider your actions.
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>>24720520
BAY AREA COPIES, FIRING NOW
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>>24720485
Oh, well, we didn't send those. Must have been the fucking asshats in CA. Send a few that way actually now that we think about it.
>>24720489
SKYKING this is NORAD, were detecting a few launch events in and around Chile. Can you confirm that for us? Were cycling through another pissing rotation.
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>>24720520
chile southbound......
wut
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>>24720520
FLATLANDS MISSILE BASE COPIES ALL. FIRING WARHEADS
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>>24720489
>>24720536
That would be Santiago SKYKING. How copy?
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>>24720517
Mania this is bay area, tell your base in the souther Philippines that info, over
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>>24720545
>>24720539
>>24720535
THIS IS CHAMPAIGN
CHILEAN ICBM LAUNCH CONFIRMED
COMMENCE THIRD STRIKE
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>>24720539
look at my crazy cross-antartica trick
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>>24720563
LAUNCH OPERATION REMOVE EMPANADA EATING HUEVON
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>>24720551
Cebu holding fire, apologies for the Blue-on-Blue, over.
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>>24720563
Perth launching retaliatory strike against Chilie.
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ALL ASSETS THIS IS NORAD.
MULTIPLE LAUNCHES FROM THE PHILIPPINES CONFIRMED.
TARGETS ARE
>MANILA
>CEBU
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SKYKING, Manila here. warheads detected originating from the UK heading towards the US. repeat, warheads from the UK heading towards the US.
>>24720551
Copy.
Cebu, hold fire and wait for further instructions. meanwhile, send some nukes over at Beijing for good measure.
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>>24720572
THIS IS CHAMPAIGN
OUR TRANSLATORS HAVE PREPARED THIS MESSAGE OF THANKS TO YOU
"FOSTERS CUNT ROOS NO POOFTAS CUNT FOSTERS CUNT"
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>>24720536
NORAD this is SKYKING. Telemetry indicates splashdown of Chilean Warheads somewhere not American.
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
NDA has ordered the initation of OPLAN OPPENHEIMER against Target List:BONGISTAN.
Authentication Code: TANGO OSCAR OSCAR TANGO HOTEL DELTA ECHO CHARLIE ALPHA YANKEE
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>>24720576
NORAD THIS IS BAY AREA,
THAT IS A BLUE ON BLUE SITUATION! LAUNCH IS A NO GO!
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>>24720583
Firing remaining missiles at Chilie.
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>>24720580
Manila this is Bay area again,
Our silos just north of San Fran have fired multiple salvos at you for no fuckin reason, bunker down boys, over
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>>24720590
Carolina here, oops.
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NORWICH this is NORAD. The eggheads have another question for you. "Where are those ones headed? Hope its for San Fran."
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>>24720576
NORAD THIS IS BAY AREA, WE HAVE DETECTED MULTIPLE ICBM STRIKES FROM MOSCOW. AGAIN, over
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SKY KING SKY KING AN ENTITY JUST LAUNCH STRIKES ON VANCOUVER. CAN YOU CONFIRM WHO LAUNCHED THE STRIKES?
>>
SKYKING, NORAD
Manila reporting sitrep
Moscow just launched nukes, tracking missile flight as we speak, over. possibly heading for Australia. permission to launch retaliatory strike.
>>24720602
copy, Bay Area. hunkering down
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this is Empanada
long live Pinochet
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>>24720585
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO M8
>>24720608
see >>24720585
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CHATTANOOGA this is NORAD. Cease your attack on our friendly at once.
>>24720613
This is NORAD. Oh shit. Operation Episode IV IS A GO. I repeat, Operation Episode IV IS A GO.
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NORAD, this is Flatlands Nuclear Silo signing off. Send a few to Rio de Janeiro for old times sake for me, will ya?
>>
ALL US AND ALLIED FORCES THIS IS CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE
REPORTS SUGGEST SAUDI ARABIA HAS ENRICHED URANIUM IN EXCESS OF 90%
SEEKING RECOMMENDATION
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>>24720626
Copy that Flatlands.
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>>24720625
Norad, this is bay area once again,
We have spotted and are tracking a salvo of ICBMs from Australia, launching retaliation strike, over.
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>>24720630
Nukes?
Nukes.
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>>24720633
Rodger dodger.
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>>24720630
Manila here, advise you to target Mecca and Riyadh, over.
>>
>>24720630
UPDATE:
ENRICHMENT FACILITES LOCATED
LOCATION: AL KANAFAH WILDLIFE SANCTUARY
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>>24720618
MANILA, this is SKYKING. You have been granted theatre command of PACCOM. You are clear to engage Force Targets within RUSSIA.
Authentification Code: MIKE OSCAR INDIA SIERRA TANGO NOVEMBER UNIFORM GOLF GOLF ECHO TANGOS SIERRA
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Holy shit. Cali isn't getting nuked for once.
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>>24720626
ICBMs thirty seconds out. Here come the fireworks Flatlands.
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>>24720651
you mean nuked to shit, bay area command took a direct hit but is till up
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>>24720644
Authentication confirmed.
Cebu firing salvos.
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>>24720644
Manila copies, nukes sent over at Riyadh and Mecca for good measure.
lanching salvo towards KWS
>>24720647
CONFIRMED, SKYKING
SALVOS AWAY, TARGETING MOSCOW
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>>24720625
NORAD, this is CHATTANOOGA. Am complying with OPPLAN OPPENHEIMER, target list includes all E95 and P95 targets within BONGISTAN.
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NORAD THIS BAY AREA!
TRACKING ANOTHER SALVO FROM NEW ZELAND! LAUNCHING REACTION STRIKE AS WE SPEAK!
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>>24720665
woah CHATTANOOGA, this is NORAD, BONGISTAN is a FRIENDLY. I say again, BONGISTAN is a FRIENDLY.
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>>24720674
Confirmed.
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>>24720674
>>24720674
CHAMPAIGN COPIES
LAUNCHING DENSE PATTERN SPREAD
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Nebraska, this is Cebu.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CEASE FIRE! I REPEAT
CEASE FIRE!
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>>24720674
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>>24720647
Manila reporting SITREP
Moscow is glassed, repeat Moscow is glassed.
standing by to assist in further strikes, over
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NORAD, this is JSOC
Skinwalker Cofirmed in Mexico City
Ground Teams KIA
Requesting Immediate Fire Support
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>>24720720
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SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
NDA has requested an immediate OVERWHELMING STRATEGIC RESPONSE on target NEW ZEALAND.
AUTHENTICATION CODE: KILO INDIA WHISKEY INDIA SIERRA ROMEO TANGO ALPHA SIERRA TANGO YANKEE
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launches in chile
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>>24720729
Copy that,
launching tactical strike on Mexico City
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>>24720740
NORAD COPIES ALL SKYKING
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>>24720742
NORAD, this is Chile
i have bombed locations near my launch site so my trajectories look like a dick, over
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>>24720729
CHAMPAIGN COPIES
FIRE SUPPORT INBOUND
DO YOU HAVE A DIRECTION OF THE SKINWALER
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>>24720752
Chile, this is NORAD. You should get that checked.
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>>24720754
CAROLINA HERE
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT
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>>24720729
THIS IS BAY AREA
I WOULD NOT WORRY ABOUT IT
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>>24720729
JSOC, this is SKYKING. Reconfirm team status? Probably Tactical communications failure. Its probably nothing, I wouldn't worry about it.
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>>24720754
CHAMPAIGN this is NORAD I have your skinwalker. SYDNEY SYDNEY SYDNEY.
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FUCK TEXAS.
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>>24720768
THIS IS CHAMPAIGN
I'M SORRY
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>>24720728
>>24720728
Manila again, reports just confirmed that all targets in Saudi Arabia are eliminated, all warheads hit their intended targets, over
also, tell the boys over at the Bay Area that we're good. no hard feelings.
>>24720774
SKYKING, CONFIRMED PRESENCE OF SKINWALKERS POSING AS JSOC OFFICERS. PLEASE ADVISE
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This is Bay Area,
We have some blue on blue happening, missile looked like it came from chicago, over
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im tapping my phone but californa hasnt been fucked by my missles yet
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>>24720804
We've been fucked over many a times, we're used to it
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>>24720794
England here, I wouldn't worry about it
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>>24720787
MANILA HERE, REPORTS SUGGEST THAT CAROLINA IS OVERRUN BY SKINWALKERS
REQUEST PERMISSION TO LAUNCH MERCY STRIKES
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>>24720794
>also, tell the boys over at the Bay Area that we're good. no hard feelings.
Are you seeing the apology nukes in the North Pacific?
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>>24720796
this is britbong
I got nuked by colorado & quebec
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I have melted the Artic
game over
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>>24720796
BAY AREA HERE
I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT
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>>24720768
>>24720773
>>24720774
JSOC Here
Teams have checked back in, false alarm.
Wait... we just lost contact with the FOB
Requesting strike on Northern Mexico to force the creature South
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SKYKING, this is NORAD. We've received some Intel from the Germans that were not sure what to do with. BND tells us that a surviving faction of the Corgi Liberation Army is holding up in the relative safety of Iceland. They claim they should be glassed, but were not sure if this is just a joke or not.
>>24720816
MANILA, this is NORAD. Were cool with that.
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>>24720815
>>24720826
NUKE THESE AREAS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
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>>24720817
This is Bay Area,
Sighting of apology nukes confirmed,
We love you, over.
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>>24720828
THIS IS CHAMPAIGN
WE COPY
LAUNCHING STANDARD BORDER RESTORATION SPREAD
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SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
NDA has ordered the use of Strategic Nuclear weapons in support for a request for CAS in Mexico. Strike Window will consist of an area not to exceed:
THE ENTIRETY OF CENTRAL AMERICA
And not to go beyond:
THE ENTIRETY OF CENTRAL AMERICA
Authentication Code: ALPHA SIERRA HOTEL INDIA NOVEMBER TANGO HOTEL ECHO FOXTROT ALPHA CHARLIE ECHO
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>>24720836
THIS IS BAY AREA!
PART OF CONPLEX TAKEN BY SKINWALKERS. REST OF CONPLEX IS HOLDING STRONG. WE HAVE COMAND OF HALF THE MISSILES!
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>>24720828
Cebu firing salvos.
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>>24720843
NORAD copies all. SKYKING, did you receive our last? Over.
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>>24720811
No like i mean i dont even think i have a missle silo cause im trying to nuke shit and none of f its working sorry if I'm asking /k/ for tech support
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This is bay area signing off, skinwalkers are gaining ground in facility, we've fallen back to the main control room. Launching final missiles at targets Kebab and Ivan. After strike, comence tactical strike on Bay Area missile complex. DO NOT LET THE SKINWALKERS HAVE THE CONPLEX, over.
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Tactical Map refreshed, was getting glitchy with all the missile tracking and shit
>>24720843
COPY, LAUNCHING SALVO, SCATTER PATTERN ALL OVER CENTRAL AMERICA
>>24720869
WE'RE SENDING NAVSOG TEAMS TO HELP REINFORCE, OVER
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>>24720847
THIS IS BAY AREA
CONFIRM IF YOU READ US
SKINWALKER IS NOT CAUSE OF LOSS OF COMMS
DIRECT LINKS HAVE BEEN SEVERED BY AN ELECTRICAL FIRE
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>>24720851
NORAD, this is JSOC
Creature has been contained and is en route to containment facility
>>
if i were you, i'd look up north
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>>24720869
This is NORAD, we copy BAY AREA. Don't go gently into that good night.
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>>24720851
NORAD this is SKYKING. BDA indicates that a strategic strike package would do nothing but make the Volcano Demons angry and thus create volcanic ash that would delay POTUS usual golf outing. However, POTUS dislikes BJORK, and requests a limited strike against the unpronounceable capital city.
Authentication Code: FOXTROT INDIA SIERRA HOTEL
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>>24720869
JTF2 are being sent from Esquimalt CFB to retake the Silos. Hope you guys hold out long enough or us to get to you.
Vancouver base over and out
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MANILA HERE, THIS JUST IN
HONG KONG IS LAUNCHING NUKES, OVER. TRACKING WARHEADS HEADED FOR THE US AND AUSTRALIA
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>>24720886
NORAD copies you loud and clear. We've sent a single warhead.
SKYKING, do you have any further tasking?
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>>24720869
JSOC Here, reinforcements are en rout Bay Area, hold tight.
Additional units are being deployed to other allied bases as well.
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>>24720869
Sending NAVSOG teams to your area to support, over.
Sweet dreams, Bay Area.
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>>24720909
>>24720904
If the skinwalkers wrestle control of the nukes and our reinforcements are wiped out, we must resort to nuking the area into the ground
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>>24720900
HK JUST HIT JAPAN WITH NUKES, OVER
POSSIBLE REPORTS OF PLA TROOPS TAKING OVER HK BEING VERIFIED
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>>24720880
THIS IS NORAD
RESCIND THAT, COMMUNICATION IN ERROR
ERROR UNKNOWN, ASSUMED TO BE WALKER RELATED
CREATURE NOT CONTAINED
ACCORDING TO SATELITE IMAGERY AND FIELD REPORTS, CREATURE FORCED SOUTH PAST THE CANAL
GLASS PANAMA TO CONTAIN TO SA
AWAIT FURTHER INTEL
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>>24720924
Nukes already enroute.
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>>24720922
Cebu copies.
Waiting for further announcements, out.
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>>24720901
NORAD, this is SKYKING. We have taken a direct hit from Sequestration and will be shutting down to make way for enough funding for a Coyote Rehabilitation Center in the SoCal NO GO ZONE. NDA is passing to NORAD, with WEST COAST SILOS receiving Tasking from MANILA.
Skyking Out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=punqdlHMDjo
>yfw when SKYKING was Chattanooga all along.
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>>24720926
Copy, NORAD. glassing Panama for good measure
>>24720922
Manila copies, over. awaiting further instructions, out
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>>24720947
This is NORAD, we copy all SKYKING. It's been a genuine pleasure.
ALL ALLIES, THIS IS NORAD, FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS. MORE TO FOLLOW.
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Manila here reporting SITREP
the mothballed Bataan Nuclear Power Plant has been hit by one of the Bay Area warheads and the area around it is exhibiting anomalous activity according to the 81st Light Armored Division scouts. area is 15 square kilometers. flashes of light and ominous weather activity reported as well
>WE STALKER NOW
>>24720947
Copy SKYKING, taking over WC nuke silos. awaiting further orders from NORAD
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I just fucked up MO by mistake oh god
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ALL ALLIES LISTEN UP THIS IS NORAD.
NORWICH we have reports from the NSA filtering in about a couple hundred soccer moms that have survived the exchange between the west coast and the Ausies a few hours ago. Give them a suntan pls.
BAY AREA we've detected that the russians aren't as dead as we'd like, so, pls do somthing about that. That'd be great.
MANILA were not sure wtf Swizterland is doing but were too tired to figure it out. It's fucking 1 in the goddamn morning right now. Nuke that shit.
CHAMPAIGN Santiago is still on our scopes. That shouldn't be.
FURTHER TASKING TO FOLLOW
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>>24720992
WC this is NORAD, we've detected multiple launch events in and around the HONG KONG area. Glass that shit.
>>
>>24721016
>Give them a suntan pls.
negative, I'm being obliterated by switzerland right now
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SANTA ROSA this is NORAD, whats your status
>>
NORAD, this is Cebu.
Switzerland has launched several warheads, targets unknown.
please advise
>>
>>24720992
Bay Area here, Bataan looks clear. All warheads are targeted on the China coast.
>>
>>24721033
Switzerland is MANILA's target. We don't need multiple MRVs on a single country of that size. Resume attacks on the Soccer moms at once.
>>
///INCOMING TRANSMISSION///
Calling NORAD Calling NORAD
This is Chicago Command aka ChiCom.
ICBM stored under Soldier Field is preped for launch. Awaiting target coordinates.
///END TRANSMISSION///
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>>24721037
Blasting China back to the Middle Kingdom.
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>>24721043
CEBU this is NORAD, assume target is North Merica. Fuck that man. Also fuck the Swiss.
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>>24721016
Manila copies, NORAD. glassing the shit out of Switzerland as we speak
>>24721024
MANILA has has lost contact with WC silos, over. will-retask strikes to our silos in the Sangley Point area. nukes inbound for HK
>>24721043
Cebu, Manila here. glass 'em. NORAD said so.
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>>24721016
THIS IS BAY AREA,
UN ABLE TO FIRE MISSILES! ALL PERSONAL ARE ON BASE DEFENCE. WE GAU GET OFF THE SKIN WALKERS BUT THE SOCCER MOM HORDES ARE NOW ATTACKING! NO CONTACT WITH REINFORCEMENTS, ADVISE MARK THEM AS MIA OR KIA. LOW ON AMMO, WONT HOLD LONG, OVER.
>>
>>24721063
>>24721066
Cebu copies.
Turning Switzerland into irradiated Swiss cheese.
>>
norwhich is combat ready again, awaiting orders
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>>24721054
ChiCom this is NORAD, we have reason to belive that the president of the united states is golfing at his favorite villa in Hawaii. You are go for launch.
>>24721077
Your a pall.
>>24721075
HOLD YOUR POSITION BAY AREA
NORAD SENDING PINPOINT STRIKE ON YOUR UNCOOL SHIT. GIB LAT LONGS.
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>>24721080
NORWICH THIS IS NORAD can you finish that swastika in the north pacific? And when your done with that could you pop a few more on HONG KONG?
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>>24721045
Manila here, Bay Area
i meant the earlier Blue on Blue incident where a nuke from one of your silos hit the BNPP, over. some CAFGU boys just sent me a report that some 2spookyshit is going on within what is now called the Bataan Exclusion Zone. sending the 81st LAD with elements from the Marine First Recon Bn to blockade and monitor the area just to be sure
NORAD, HK is glassed but still sending nukes. also, our nukes have hit vital areas in Swiss Cheeseland
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>>24721100
NORAD, This is Cebu.
Switzerland confirmed blown the fuck out.
Standing by for new orders, over.
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>>24721124
Manila here, Cebu
fire salvos at China's coast. just confirmed reports that the ChiComs have placed their mobile nuke launchers in HK. glass HK while you're at it
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ALL ALLIES, THIS IS NORAD.
WE'VE DETECTED A 6 and 1/2 METRIC FUCK TONS OF uh.. things. Not good things.
>CEBU
>MANILA
Fcuk em up.
>>24721118
BAY AREA, this is NORAD. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEED WE CAN BARROW. IT'S FUCKING 1:30 IN THE MORNING HERE AND SHITS GETTING OLD.
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>>24721100
NORAD THIS IS CHICOM
Missles away. Target ISIS. We have evacuated friendlies from area.
>>
>>24721142
oH THATS FROM CHINA BTW. All that not good shit. oh shit. I'm feeling ill.
>>24721143
CHICOM this is NORAD, Oh, thats neat. Cool. Uhm, could you also send a few dild-missiles HONG KONG's way pls? Thanks.
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Philippines confirmed for in charge of Nu/k/lear Ballistic Missile Submarine fleet.
>This, along with Bataan Zone, needs to be a thing.
>>
>>24721142
NORAD, Manila here. you sent me the wrong transmission, over. Bay Area has been silent for a while, over. i fear the worst for them
>>
>>24721170
ALL ALLIES, THIS IS NORAD.
NEED CONFORMATION TO THIS TRANSMISSION THAT YOU ARE ALL STILL ALIVE AND WELL.
>>
CHICOM TO NORAD
Strike on ISIS successful.
Setting warheads to airburst.
Strike package Hong Kong sent.
>>
Be advised, secondary base in Britain has appeared, appears to be firing on friendlies.
>>
>>24721179
Cebu receives you loud and clear, over.
>>
>>24721179
NORAD, MANILA STILL STANDING. currently slinging nukes on China, over
>that Exclusion zone is freaking the eggheads out over at the Mapua Institute though.
>>
>>24721179
Santa Rosa standing by.
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>>24721180
Good work CHICOM. NORAD would like you to also take care of a little town called MOSCOW now.
>>24721183
This is NORAD, we copy.
CAMBRIDGE CEASE YOUR ATTACK ON OUR FRIENDLESS AT ONCE
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>>24721179
CHICOM TO NORAD
Unable to pinpoint Hong Kong specifically due to everything being covered in red. Sent nukes to random city in China.
Strike on Moscow outbound.
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>>24721190
Santa Rosa, this is NORAD, were kinda fucked up, but thats only because we ran out of dirotoes. JSOC is requesting a massive strike on the Philippines. Their exact words are: "Ruin their weekend."
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ALL COMMANDS, MANILA REQUESTING ASSISTANCE, CONFIRMED REPORTS OF PLA TROOPS IN HK AND ARE CURRENTLY PEPPERING US WITH NUKES. WE'RE HOLDING UP BUT IT'S BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS
so, if you please. glass 'em.
>>
>>24721203
Yeah, we can't find HONG KONG either.
MANILA WE COPY YOUR ALL. STRIKES INBOUND.
>>
>>24721211
CEBU CONFIRMS.
FIRING SALVOS.
>>
HONG KONG WILL NEVER SURRENDER
>>
CHICOM TO NORAD
we have sustained a strike.
city was already a shithole, so no damage was taken.
operating as normal.
>>
>>24721209
Santa Rosa, Manila here
there are reports of skinwalkers in JSOC's AO. so tread carefully
>>
>The sheer quantity of nuclear ordenance being flund at hong kong
holy fuck, it would literally tear up the earth
>>
NORAD TO ALL COMANDS
WE ARE GOING DARK FOR 5 MINUTES
TARGETING COMPUTERS HAVE WAAAAY TO MUCH PRONO ON THEM SO WERE HAVING A SERVER REBOOT PARTY. DON'T WORRY, SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN FIVE.
>>
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>>24721222
CHINA WILL GROW LARGER.
EAT MEGADONG FLIPS & BURGERS.
>>
ALL ALLIES THIS IS CEBU,
HONG KONG HAS RETURNED FIRE. M.A.D. IN EFFECT.
REQUEST SUPPORT, OUT.
>>
CHICOM TO NORAD
Sensors indicate that Earth has been thrown off rotation due to sizeable part of China vaporizing.
Continue as planned.
>>
>>24721232
MANILA CONFIRMS, NORAD.
>>24721239
we'll see about that, Peking Duckfags
>>24721242
roger, firing retaliatory strikes. holy shit, HK is nuking EVERYBODY
>>
CHICOM TO NORAD
We have been hit by hundreds of nukes originating from Hong Kong. We are burning to death. Avenge us brothers.
CHICOM OUT
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ALL COMANDS THIS IS NORAD
AFTER REBOOT AND A THREE MINUTE ANAYLSIS OF THE SITUATION, WE'VE CONCLUDED WITH THE FOLLOWING:
IT'S FUCKING LATE, BUT THE NIGHT'S STILL YOUNG. TO WIN WE HAVE TO OUTLAST OUR CHINK COUNTERPARTS.
FOLLOWING IS LAUNCH SHEDULE:
>Cebu WILL LAUNCH STIRKES ON HONGKONG AND THE PHILAPINES WITH SIXTY SECOND INTERVALS BETWEEN EACH TARGET
>MANILA IS TO DO THE SAME IN THE INVERSE ORDER
>SANTA ROSA IS TO DO THE SAME BUT IN THREE MINUTE INTERVALS
>CHICOM IS TO LAUNCH STIKES AGASINT MOSKOW AND HONGKONG IN FIVE MINUTE INTERVALS
>NORAD WILL LAUNCH AS IT SEES FIT BECAUSE WERE THE BOSS
BE ADVISED, WERE STILL DRUNK AS FUCK OVER HERE.
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Norwhich calling in, it's time for tea.
Good night chaps.
God save the Queen.
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NORAD, this is Cebu.
One of our silos have taken a direct hit. Many of our personnel and civilians are wounded, burning and irradiated during the attacks. Much of the infrastructure has been destroyed.
We have 5 mins. before we have to sign off to clean up the mess, over.
>>
Tallahassee this is NORAD, do you copy?
>>24721306
Goddamn, it's beena privilege and and an honor.
>>
>>24721228
Lookouts have reported strange lights in the area. I'm putting the Santa Rosa base on lockdown.
>>
>>24721292
CHICOM TO NORAD
Final orders have been initiated.
It has been a pleasure, gentlemen.
Good Night. Good Luck.
>>
>>24721310
aw shit. This is NORAD. kay.
TO ALL COMANDS:
THERES NO DISCHARGE FROM THE WAR
>>
This is NORAD to anyone out there. Is anyone still able to carry on the fight?
>>
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NORAD, Manila reporting in. still standing but i have some news:
the Bataan Exclusion Zone expedition we sent after the HK clusterfuck died down just yielded some concerning information.
here's a pic one of the boys just snapped in the burnt out ruins of the BNPP.
anyway, nuking the shit out of HK again for good measure.
>>
>>24721339
IT's good to hear from you Manila. Damn good.
>>
To all allies, this is Cebu.
We are signing off to clean up the mess. Good luck out there, out
>>
>>24721333
also, COLORADO is nuking the shit out of us
>>
>>24721345
COLORADO Was recently wiped off the face of the earth.
As was DALLAS
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>>24721352
This is NORAD. Colorado confirmed for shity wasteland. But were still kickin.
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>>24721345
>>24721355
copy, reports just confirmed that
HK is still standing, advise all commands to just glass the shit out of the entirety of China
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>>24721361
eeeyeah. NORAD agrees. This is a good plan.
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i made dis 4 u
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>>24721374
NORAD, Manila again. a bunch of nukes from your area just appeared and are heading for some areas in my AO, over
you guys drunk over there?
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>>24721396
oyha
ya
we are. sorry.
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All commands, this is Cebu, be advised
Moscow just launched several warheads, targets unknown.
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>>24721412
This is NORAD. We confirm. All MIRVs are headed towards niggerland, so it's ok.
ALL COMMANDS, LEST JOIN EM!
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>>24721402
fuck i could use a drink...
oh, be advised a drunk, angry silo commander in Sangley Point sent three nukes to your area
apologies.
as for the B.E.Z. fiasco, we just sent some units from the Scout Rangers to check out some anomalous reports. will report back when i get info
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>>24721418
Manila copies, sending "care" packages to Moscow
slavs never learn, eh
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ALL COMANDS
THIS IS NORAD THIS IS OUR FINAL TRANSMISSION.
AFTER THOSE LAST COUPLE STRIKES OUR MOUNTAIN IS LITTLE MORE THAN A HUT, AND IT SMELLS PRETTY BAD UP IN THIS BITCH, SO WERE PULLING OUT. WE'D LIKE AN OVER WATCH OF OUR POSITION AS WE REBUILD AND RESUPPLY ON MTNDEW.
KEEP FIGHTING THE GOODFIGHT. WE EXPECT TO RETURN TO THE SHITSTORM IN 12 TO 17 HOURS FROM NOW. GODSPEED AND GODBLESS.
MANILA, NORAD HANDS COMMAND OVER TO YOU. DONT FUCK UP. OVER AND OUT.
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>>24721456
Manila to NORAD and remaining Allies, my final transmission for the day
honestly, that BNPP situation is getting out of hand real fucking quick. i just received this on my desk while drinking heavily irradiated coffee
so the ghoul government here decided to deal with the BNPP situation for now and will resume tactical strikes when time is made available to us. will hand over command to Cebu as he is perfectly capable of doing it
It's been a pleasure serving with you fine men.
Manila out. don't fuck up, Cebu.
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>>24721478
oh, and stay awesome, nighttime /k/. it's been fun.
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>>24721478
Er..Manila, this is Cebu.
We are still cleaning up the mess here. So, we're no longer combat effective.
To anyone that's still here, you're in charge.
Over and out.
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THIS IS NORAD
Sorry, we came back becuase we 4got our homebrew beer and we took a look at the situation for the hell of it all and saw pic related.
GOOD FUCKING JOB GUYS! WE WIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goNEY727_sI
OUTFUCKING STANDING YOU FINE FAGGOTS. GOOD FUCKING WORK. I'M PROUD TO CALL MYSELF A /K/OMMANDO WITH YOU. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT /K/. IT'S BEEN FUN.
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someone archive this thread. hot damn
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