Alright /k/ i'm sittin here with my dremel and an engraving tool. I'm making this thread in honor of the last anon with the AR magazine.
Whoever happens to roll a double will have their post etched into the stock set of my AKM in a location of their choosing, handguard upper or lower, or stock.
triples gets to choose whatever they want but must screencap their post for proof.
Please keep it to under 4 words as the engraving takes up a bit of space.
I also have shitty handwriting and am new to engraving so be happy with what you get.
I have 9pm PST, and will continue this tomorrow if you guys want.
Moshi Moshi
Feinstein Desu
>>24424387
Four word? The only for that matter:
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
right side of stock.
>>24424387
I love barack obama
>>24424402
oh god this one again
do it
>>24424408
gonna have to give this guy my roll.
ayy lmao
>>24424387
I got banned for rolling for dubs on /k/ the other day
so how about
"Fuck Mods"
>inb4 I get b& for this
>>24424387
OMG so kawaii desu senpai sama xD xD
handguard upper: "nigger blaster"
ANUUU CHEEKI BREEKI!!!
I LOVE BAD DRAGON
>>24424432
off by 1 reroll
>>24424387
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>24424442
So fucking close. Re-rollin'.
Gangster Rap Made Me Do It
>>24424402
rell
This machine kills communists
>>24424452
Reroll.
I am gay
I am homeless
I am new in town
And i have AIDS
>>24424457
Reroll.
>>24424442
Rollin'.
Let not an evil speaker be established in the earth: evil shall hunt the violent man to overthrow him.
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
>>24424457
This, or
"I hope I don't use this today"
>>24424479
>>24424474
>>24424435
>all these posts over 4 words.
>>24424402
Rollin'
>>24424387
Suckin' dick don't make me gay
The Biggest Blackest Dick
Nigger killer 26,000,000
>>24424488
Both over four words
>>24424461
reroll
>>24424488
We have a winner.
Not OP
>>24424499
Winrar.
>>24424505
Fine, "Keep It Gangster"
Dickbutts
>>24424499
gg no re
>>24424488
winrar is u
All of these posts
Not
>this my glock .40
Cmon /k
>>24424513
Too late. We have a true winner who actually read the rules.
Learn to read, nigger.
>>24424402
gets me every time
>>24424499
Since I didn't say where, ill say put it on the left side of the stock.
>>24424527
At least gangsta rap references are funny instead of lel soo randumb dick jokes
KATYUSHA
REMOVER OF KEBAB
>>24424542
Pretty much this.
I'm thinking gonna find some white paint and engrave keep it gangster on my blacked out AK74.
>>24424387
This touched my prostate.
AVE NEX ALEA
>tfw no gf
>>24424579
r-re-r-rolling
>>24424550
Reroll
OP here, give me one sec, pics incoming
>>24424461
>On an ak
You ain't too smart are Ya boy?
Guthries original "this machine kills fascists" might work
I blaspheme holy spirit
Rooty Tooty Point'n Shooty
>it counts
>>24424387
Nigger, nigger,nigger,nigger,nigger
>>24424647
This.
IVAN CHESNOKOV
Ave Caesar
>>24424655
hahaha, fuck.
>>24424655
OP is going to get killed if he goes to a gun range with black guys lel.
>>24424655
YES!!!!
>>24424387
IWTCIRD
>>24424640
Motherfuckin choppa's clappin'
>>24424640
Deeper. That's easy enough to sand down and refinish.
>>24424640
>Not doing something cool like norse runes
Fucking fail. Get pagan, bitch.
lol dickbutts
>>24424414
Rollin for this
>>24424655
Come on OP, DO IT.
I love horse pussy
NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
>>24424696
I have no vice, and I'm doing this freehand. Sorry if this displeases you.
>"g"s are fucking hard to do. god damn.
>>24424779
You are a fucking trooper man, it looks good
This is the guy that made you engrave nigger btw.
>>24424655
>yfw over four words
>>24424796
Thanks haha, I'll put this on my AK when everything is done. Probably do that tomorrow, seems like this is slowing down.
>>24424779
Fill in the text with white paint OP. DO EAT!
>>24424779
AR best rifle
Pop pop niggas drop
>>24424818
I'll have to pic some up, but thats possible.
Pop dat pussy
>>24424809
You're great OP.
Also,
>Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki
or
>Cheeki Breeki Iv Damki
>>24424821
>Pop pop niggas drop
Reroll
>>24424827
That'd be beautiful mang.
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>24424640
Now that is cash.
>>24424834
>>>24424821
>>Pop pop niggas drop
>Reroll
GODDAMMIT MISSED BY ONE POST
Apples are better than oranges
Dicks dicks nigger
>>24424833
А ну чики брики
At least do it in Cyrillic
>>24424855
what the actual fuck.
>>24424850
>>>24424834 (You)
>>>>24424821
>>>Pop pop niggas drop
>>Reroll
>GODDAMMIT MISSED BY ONE POST
fak
>>24424855
Nice
>>24424855
Could do it phonetically, A nu chiki-briki i v damki
>>24424855
what does that mean?
Kiddy Diddler 5000
I AM THE LAW
>>24424855
>>24424833
Well now it has to be done, OP just has to choose.
௵
>>24424888
You fuck, you stole my trips
>>24424855
>А ну чики брики
How do you guys want me to do it?
I can engrave it like that.
>>24424882
"The gigga nigga strikes again"
Common russian phrase.
>>24424888
TRIPS DECIDES IT!!!
>>24424888
Yes!
/k/ did this
>>24424904
Nobody will get the Cyrillic, but its the proper way since, you know, its not an english phrase.
>>24424899
lel
I dont even know what this is but do it
>>24424904
Do it like that yes pls
Put it on hand guard
>>24424899
>I can't read it, it's some form of Elvish
No really, what the fuck is that?
NIGGER GAT
OK gais, I'm gonna try to make this good... I'm thinking the word "Coexist," but the O is a star of David and the X is a swastika
"I'm 200% nigga."
>>24424944
win.
>>24424954
If you can write it out, you can roll it.
>>24424940
I dunno.
It was a filename with this image somebody posted.
Nigger remover
>>24424944
On them handguards, oh great remover of nigger
I are the niggest
>>24424954
>>24424972
Opie, Trips has spoken. Coexist. Star of David. Swastika. Do eet.
"Sandy Hook Commemorative AK"
>>24424387
Porch Monkey 4 Life
Pee pee poo poo
Slav shit bullet hose
This bitch just never jams
>>24425038
Holy shit not even the nigger stuff is that bad
You're a real asshole, anon
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a fair face, on the throne of France. In both countries it was clearer than crystal to the lords of the State preserves of loaves and fishes, that things in general were settled for ever.
It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at that favoured period, as at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements were made for the swallowing up of London and Westminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost had been laid only a round dozen of years, after rapping out its messages, as the spirits of this very year last past (supernaturally deficient in originality) rapped out theirs. Mere messages in the earthly order of events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human race than any communications yet received through any of the chickens of the Cock-lane brood.
This gun kills schools
>>24424474
There's no good single guys in Manhattan
>>24425073
Tale of two cities was shit and dickens was a hack
I Hate Mondays
>>24425038
Goddamn rolling for this
>>24425079
This gun kills children
>>24425038
Rolling.
>>24425114
I tried, whoever got this. I really fucking tried.
ITT: OP was not a faggot.
>>24425091
Among other public buildings in a certain town, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will assign no fictitious name, there is one anciently common to most towns, great or small: to wit, a workhouse; and in this workhouse was born; on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of no possible consequence to the reader, in this stage of the business at all events; the item of mortality whose name is prefixed to the head of this chapter.
For a long time after it was ushered into this world of sorrow and trouble, by the parish surgeon, it remained a matter of considerable doubt whether the child would survive to bear any name at all; in which case it is somewhat more than probable that these memoirs would never have appeared; or, if they had, that being comprised within a couple of pages, they would have possessed the inestimable merit of being the most concise and faithful specimen of biography, extant in the literature of any age or country.
>>24424387
>>24425114
Perfect
One more time for
SLAV SHIT BULLET HOSE
it just makes sense come on
I JIZZED ON THIS
>>24425150
"BALLS OF STEEL"
>>24425131
Lel very good.
௵ணூ ௌ
CS:GOFUCKYOURSELF
>>24425071
I think you need to leave now, you won't really 'fit in' around these parts.
>>24425143
love it
>>24425166
brooooooooooooo you're killing me.
>>24425166
kek
just add to the first one
>>24425143
>>24425036
Opie, does trips not get to choose whatever to do?
>>24425164
reroll for this
>>24425162
rolling
>>24425186
yes they do.
Is this a FAMAS
>>24425191
roll again
Vagina
>>24425186
You didn't get trips though.
>>24425200
lel
This is great OP.
>>24425166
>>24424899
wat.
>>24425200
don't forget question mark
>>24425200
winrar
ணௌ தூதேஹி
Can't Corner The Dorner
>>24425038
rollin'
>>24425166
stahp
>>24425186
there were no trips you retard
Grape Street Crips
>>24425230
>question mark
ALL HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA
>>24424900
and yet you still got dubs, nice
>>24425196
>>24425218
>>24425036
>>24424954
>>24424888
Got trips, posted screencaps, called it. Bam.
i love sam hyde
>>24425038
Rolling until this is a reality
>>24425269
post 888 was "I AM THE LAW"
OPERATOR OPERATING OPERATIONALLY
>>24425269
too late he already did 'I am the law'
>>24425038
BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA
>>24425255
and yet here be dubs!
>>24425220
>>24425237
Some of those are on http://www.mit.edu/~aatharuv/indfonts/testpages/tamtest.html
The first bit can't be found.
>>24425298
aw yiss
>>24425284
Then what's the point of trips having different rules?
>>24425298
More engraving for ants
>>24425255
waste of good dubs.
rolling for 'Check 'em!'
>>24425288
You have to put this on the ak
OP is a faggot
There we go, 4 words, nice and short, and it's iconic.
I have way bigger resolution photos, I'm re sizing them to post here, they are 5MB
my dick so fat, it got diabetes
>>24425255
We have a winnar
FEINSWINE
AVE NEX ALEA
>>24425322
As the great warrior-poet Ice Cube once said, 'If the day does not require an AK, it is good.'
chris kyle was just ok
>>24425322
defender of my virginity
>>24425352
Reroll
remember keenan and kel?
>>24425322
I don't know why I capitalized the "e"
pocket sand!
remember WACO and Alamo
"I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's just a chore, like any other."
>>24425407
reroll
no ragrets
>>24425407
DICKS IN MY SLAVBOO ASSHOLE
This Machine Kills Capitalists
>>24425402
Thank you based OP
>>24425425
reroll
>>24424954
Rerolling because
>>24425288
>>24425328
Yeah OP, just put "too late he already did" above "I AM THE LAW"
>>24425429
roll
niggers tongue my anus
Go Rifling In Place
>>24425444
FUCKING GOT TRIPS AGAIN. SHIT YES!
>>24425038
Not giving up on this one
Arabs are a plague on society
>>24425038
this please
>>24425458
what do you want?
Niggers, >>24425444
>>>24424954 (You)
>Rerolling because
Niggers, I got trips twice in one thread. My dick is gargantuan.
>>24425486
>>24425458
>>24425444
Opie, I want the word "coexist" with the O as a star of David (easy, just a triangle and an upside down triangle) and the X is a swastika
urethral poo insertion
"I am a racist."
KILL WHITEY
>>24425507
I will do that, but it's going to take me a while. I also have to shower and go to bed soon, If all else fails I will post tomorrow. I'll also carve any other dubs/trips while i'm gone and upload all the photos tomorrow for your viewing please. I'll still be here for a bit.
>>24425516
reroll
>>24425038
once more come on baby
>>24425516
please
>>24425526
Love you, Opie. No homo.
>>24424387
FUCK MY BONER
>>24425458
fuck yes ✡卐ϟϟ✠
Me so horny, Me love you long time
hell toupée
This gun molests children
>>24425554
bloodhound gang ftw
(x) Find Stelok
(x) Kill Strelok
>>24425574
typo, but you know what i meant to say.
also, reroll
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a nigger by its toe (if it hollars let it go Eeny, meeny, miny, moe)
>>24425038
How has this not been gotten? Is god intervening?
REMOVE FAGGOT
>>24424387
Today, OP was a cool guy.
>>24425563
turbonegro
>>24425614
this
>>24425552
Reroll
>>24425609
Hehehe
Slav mode activate
>>24425038
Rolling for this, but put a frowny face under the two o's
Sandy Hook Commemorative AK
>>24425609
Reroll
>>24425622
>>24425614
winner winner chicken dinner
>>24425574
this
>>24425622
>>24425641
>Sandy Hook Commemorative AK
>>24425655
>yfw the guy who got trips twice saves the day for Sandy Hook AK.
>mfw I have an executive suite in hell
>>24425655
Do IT
>>24425655
It is done.
Opie. Do it.
For justice.
>>24425655
awwww shit
Rolling for Claire's face looks like its been hit by a bus
>>24425655
OP I hope you follow through with this and don't fag out like the guy etching the mag did
>>24425691
Every fucking time I see this .gif, I think it's Laura Dern. But it never is.
>>24425666
>have an executive suite in hell
>666
OH GOD WHAT IS GOING ON
>>24425703
reroll
>>24425655
>>24425667
>>24425672
I'm glad someone rolled it, I did it anyways.
>>24425666
this was crazy as fuck
>>24424474
to introduce myself I'll just say hi. No, that's too subtle. I know, I'll just push him in the chest
>>24425717
MOST GLORIOUS DAY ON /k/! REMEMBER IT WELL, BROTHERS.
>>24425716
cmon and slam, and keep fucking rolling for claire's accident face
>>24425717
God damn, gonna need a pic of that installed on the rifle OP. Props for being based and ballsy as fuck.
>>24425666
triple sixes for satan, 10/10 bruh.
>>24425717
11/10
Claire's face looks like its been hit by a bus
>>24425717
Well... now I have seen everything. I can die a happy man.
alri lads, having a wank
>>24425717
rolling for Claire's face got hit by a bus
CLAIRE'S FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT BY A SHORTBUS HI-JACKED BY SPECIAL NEEDS CHILDREN
>>24425708
Its a 1990's porno. I can't remember the exact name. Something with roller blades and a kiddie pool. I have seen it before.
>>24425746
rolling for this
>>24425744
dubs
>>24425744
Winrar here!
>>24424640
>2015
> not using a pencil and masking tape to straighten and perfect the lettering.
Because nothings funnier than that text in fine fancy ass cursive
>>24425614
re roll for this
>>24425744
winROAR
>>24425666
wut
Rolling for Claire's face looks like its been hit by a bus
>>24425744
I really don't get what I'm supposed to do with this.
rolling for dickbutt on the stock
>>24425746
rolling
>>24425785
Write it on your AK you shit
>>24424820
That gets my vote. For nothing else the sheer absurdity
>>24425666
wat is even going on here?
Satan pls go and stay go
KILL THE STRELOK
rolling for claire's face
>>24425740
>>24425717
>>24425713
>>24425666
/k/ when I am dead tomorrow, please screen cap this for me for posterity.
Also, 3 trips in one thread bitches!
>>24425766
I want this but cut down into
Porno roller blades and kiddie pool
THIS IS CLAIRE'S FACE.
ALSO PLEASE ROLL FOR CLAIRE'S FACE.
>>24425574
reroll
>>24425792
>4 words or less
not my fault you can't read.
>>24425831
Why is claire/clark's finger as fucked up as her face?
>>24425831
>Claire
Literally who? Why is she relevant and why should I give a fuck?
>>24425852
that's claire for you.
REROLL FOR CLAIRE
>>24425614
reroll
>>24425851
Well excuse me but my face was hit by a bus and I cant read
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
preferably on the side of the stock
>>24425851
Well I want it changed to Claire Face Bus Crash
here you go gentlemen. On the rifle.
reroll for claire
having a wank tbh
>>24425038
RAWLIN FOR THIS!
Incidentally, I bought my WASR-10 7 days before sandy hook.
Maybe I should engrave mine.
>>24425876
Today, OP was not a fag
>>24425888
nigga r u srs
>>24425893
see
>>24425876
>>24425893
It already happened, bub.
>>24425899
OP confirmed for wanker
>>24425899
Are you going to engrave your own saying on the AK tho
Owned by: Meme Master
rolling for cunt destroyer
This for our sins.
Le epic meme gun
REROLL FOR CLAIRE
>>24425960
>I robbed Chris Brown
What could he possibly have that I want?
>>24425960
fuck off autist
>>24425960
raped a condom tbh
swag machine 420xxx
>>24425970
Tens of millions of dollars?
Terrorists Win
Six feet of Russia.
>>24425975
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
By the way, reroll for Claire's Face Bus Accident
I'M BEHIND SEVEN PROXIES
I can't believe nobody has rolled for
REMOVE KEBAB
>>24425988
Lel
>>24425988
You have a point.
Roll for "The Burned Man Walks."
Remove kebab
LITTLE WHITE DICKS
ASSCOP
Horse Pussy
Kebab Removal Inc.
COME ON AND SLAM
>>24426009
rerolling REMOVE KEBAB
Death and Taxes.
Hail Satan, Smoke Meth
Reroll for Claire's Face Bus Accident
>>24426049
Rolling for Claire is Absolutely Wonderful.
Moana Labia
Claire's Face Bus Accident wins!
strayAKunts
"Better shot than Oswald."
>>24426057
Oh god of course.
>Moron Labia or Moldy Labia
From A Magical Place
>>24426047
>>24425812
HAIL MY DEMONIC BLACK ASS!
>>24425876
Someone please post this photo on tumblr
Roll for Anal Circumference.
>>24426077
Lord Satan approves these dubs
>>24425888
Dragon Dildo Enthusiast Club
>>24426100
LORD SATAN STRIKES AGAIN!
Automatisch Kartoffelkov
>>24426122
This.
Danke.
The Idea Is German.
Automagic Kerfuffle
>>24426122
YES DUBS! FIRST POST EVER IN A DUBS THRAED AND DUBSSS! I am poster of "Automatisch Kartoffelkov"
>sand niggers
Metrosexual Communist Dicksuck Fairy.
>>24426144
Twice, Congratulations
Welcome to /k/
Now Git Out
Okay guys. Everyone's getting fucking banned. /k/ is being removed.
>>24426144
Dude, nice.
As Lord Inquisitor of Hell, I accept you into my ranks. If you surpass my 3 trips and 2 dubs this thread, I will bend my knee to you.
3 trips to go.
>>24426144
>>24426166
>More dubs
Moron Labia
>>24426155
>>24426166
>>24426177
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
>>24426155
>>24426177
It is RAINING fucking dubs up in here.
You're welcome.
Can someone do me a favor and put all the ones I missed so far into a list so i can finish later? either that or I can go through again tomorrow.
Ethnic Cleansing Made Easy.
>>24426210
You'll have to post all the parts together, both sides, just so all the images are condensed into one.
Sixty Cakes, Sixty Niggers.
ISLAM IS A SHIT
>>24426243
This is the last one for the evening guys. I'll try and do the rest tomorrow. I have to go to bed, been sleeping like shit lately.
I hope you guys had fun tonight, and I hope at least one of you screencapped some of this fun.
>>24426257
One more of everything together bruh. The thread will die before tomorrow.
>>24426263
fuck. alright, give me a minute