Informative pictures thread

>>23908815
nah my fucking dick is rock hard

>>23908815
>cooks three steaks
>sandwich contains two steaks

Why is he trying to deceive us?

>>23909013
It's like cooking with wine, gotta enjoy some of the ingredients as you go.

>>23909013
What do you think you're doing as you wait for the sandwich to compress?

>>23908815
I can feel my arteries clog just looking at that. I'm making one as soon as I can.

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Am I the only one posting? Is anyone at least lurking?

>>23909275
Lurking but nothing to contribute - keep it up!

>>23909156

>he would throw himself backwards. This would kill him.

Wat.

How the fuck is breaking your ankle lethal?

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>>23909318
Relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gr6HX_IKpw

>>23909275
I am become lurk

>>23909345

Snaps the spine

>>23909156
>leg cramps
Dude, no. That's some war criminal shit right there.

>>23909303
That one is the best so far

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>>23909373

>>23909373
>4chan was never racist before /pol/!

>>23909156
This doesn't seem very useful unless you're in a small group of people (at least two) and you need to detain a prisoner for 5 or 10 minutes.

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>>23909373
>be mexican
>have 5 lawn mowers in my garage
>MFW

>>23909559

You don't need a second person to get them there. And who said anything about 5 - 10 minutes? This is just torture with the option of pulling them off eventually. This is also a nice way to leave some coyotes a snack.

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>>23909524
>MFW my C.L.I.T explodes and kills a sandnigger

>>23909438
>2014
>.22 is cheap and abundant

This needs an update

Anyone still lurking?

>>23909156
fuck imagine walking into a forest of people dead with legs locked around trees. fucking vlad the anklebreaker when

>>23909706
Lurking for ones I haven't seen before.

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>>23909706
>>23909721
Someone linked to this in another thread, and I figured it was worth screencapping.

>>23909559
It's a British commando manual (might be the US reprint) it was for clandestine operations behind the lines not reccomended infantry behaviour.

>>23909747
Yeah, Get Tough. Some pretty nasty stuff in there.

>>23909437

>we r lejun.
>uses a trip.
>conveniently avoids explaining how to enter the home.

not only is this guy a tremendous faggot, but he's also clearly never robbed a house. there's no need for gloves if you're not already in the print database and you don't plan on killing anyone. definitely do not meet your mark. definitely do not wear all black clothes, definitely don't even bother with a mask, because if you've been seen by anyone you've already failed.

>>23909706
Aye, still lurking. I love learning and trying new stuff.

>>23909783

>no need for gloves if you're not in the print database.

i forgot to mention no need for them if you don't plan on either stealing very valuable stuff/or plan on making burglary a hobby.

>>23909706
yep

>>23908815
Leaving cooked meat sitting around in ideal bacterial temperatures for hours

yeh no

>>23909881
You must never go camping/hunting.

Don't watch your food get made you'll get sick.

>inb4 i need my water exactly 32 degrees

>>23909747
In that case it makes sense then.

>>23908725

Me and some buddies go paintballing every Friday after work, (Childish, I know). We're allowed to bring DIY stuff there. These wouldn't cause any lung damage, would they? I'm no chemist.

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I'm tapped dry folks, you guys got most of my SHTF folder. Hope some glorious anon take on the torch

>>23909881
4 hours is actually the max for holding hot food without any temp controls.

>>23909987
Thanks for the info, anon. You da real MVP.

>>23909977
Never be ashamed of your hobbies, fuck what /k/ might think

Its an irritant for sure, but as long as you dont use them in tight spaces and legit smoke people with them, you should be fine

>>23910169

So if you say threw it into a room that had someone trapped in it...? What would the effects be?

>>23910198
I wouldn't want to inhale even legit factory-made smoke bombs or even those smoke ball fireworks.

>>23909714
>fucking vlad the anklebreaker when
When the dickistance comes...
>be Government forces
>don't care enough about politics to defect
>told we're getting deployed into georgia
>okay whatever
>day comes
>hiking along main roads because assholes felled so many trees and tore up so many roads trucks can't get through for another few days/weeks
>it's hell
>blistering heat of Georgia summer in full battle rattle
>just when I thought it couldn't get shittier the attacks start
>we're marching along and you hear gunshots, screams, explosions
>they run out of the woods in torn flannel and blue jeans, take a few shots with old rifles, toss a bomb, and run
>worse yet are the night raids
>go to sleep after a long day of marching
>wake up to screaming middle of the night
>run over in boxers and plate carrier with rifle
>turns out sentry got got
>dicks painted all over his corpse
>dozens of tents, drones, explosive charges, magazines, etc. covered with dicks
>top brass is pissed
>spend days cleaning it off without so much as a can of turpentine
>of course the daytime raids continue during this
>by the time we get to atlanta half our forces are gone
>the other half is covered with dicks
>finally at atlanta
>hear CO arguing with some higher ups about a missing recon force that was supposed to radio in and cover us
>we go in anyway
>powers that be won't let us firebomb the shithole
>something about retaking the city or some bullshit
>we go in totally ready for extended operations
>it's a ghost town
>totally deserted
>every second I swear I'm about to get picked off by a sniper or step on an IED
>nope
>then we get to the main thoroughfare
>lamp-posts
>around every lamp post and telephone pole and decorative tree is a guy with his legs stuck together
>no restraints, just legs twisted together
>they're wearing our colors
>brass IDs them as the recon team
>all were still alive at most 48 hours ago
>each one has a picture of a rebel's duck duct-taped to his face
>war is hell

>

>>23910198

That >>23910279

Have you ever used those cheap little smoke bombs on Independence day?
It'd be lighting off 200 of those in front of someone

Its not choking per say
But its not oxygen you're breathing
Its fucking smoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTeOMq8ave8

I know some nevada/texas fields allow you to flush out players by smoking their building, but most places dont allow that shit

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>>23910300

>>23910300

I kek'd

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>>23909714
>>23910300

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>>23910648
>my shitty greentext got capped
This is a proud day for the motherland

>>23910728

My image got screencapped...yee

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>>23910648

>>23910648
>>23910648

Can someone explain this shit to me?

All I am seeing is some mild discomfort. Seriously.

Is he being brought down with force? Why can't he shove himself off the tree or unwrap his legs?

This just seems like a meme-tier thing that Jackass would do as part of their film, not a serious punishment.

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>>23907772

>>23910927

If the tree wasn't there then yeah they could just get up. However, the position literally locks the legs together. Since your arms aren't long enough to push you to a standing position and leaning back snaps the spine...it's pretty deadly.

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>>23910971