Am I the only one posting? Is anyone at least lurking?
>have 5 lawn mowers in my garage
You don't need a second person to get them there. And who said anything about 5 - 10 minutes? This is just torture with the option of pulling them off eventually. This is also a nice way to leave some coyotes a snack.
Someone linked to this in another thread, and I figured it was worth screencapping.
>we r lejun.
>uses a trip.
>conveniently avoids explaining how to enter the home.
not only is this guy a tremendous faggot, but he's also clearly never robbed a house. there's no need for gloves if you're not already in the print database and you don't plan on killing anyone. definitely do not meet your mark. definitely do not wear all black clothes, definitely don't even bother with a mask, because if you've been seen by anyone you've already failed.
>no need for gloves if you're not in the print database.
i forgot to mention no need for them if you don't plan on either stealing very valuable stuff/or plan on making burglary a hobby.
Me and some buddies go paintballing every Friday after work, (Childish, I know). We're allowed to bring DIY stuff there. These wouldn't cause any lung damage, would they? I'm no chemist.
I'm tapped dry folks, you guys got most of my SHTF folder. Hope some glorious anon take on the torch
Never be ashamed of your hobbies, fuck what /k/ might think
Its an irritant for sure, but as long as you dont use them in tight spaces and legit smoke people with them, you should be fine
>fucking vlad the anklebreaker when
When the dickistance comes...
>be Government forces
>don't care enough about politics to defect
>told we're getting deployed into georgia
>hiking along main roads because assholes felled so many trees and tore up so many roads trucks can't get through for another few days/weeks
>blistering heat of Georgia summer in full battle rattle
>just when I thought it couldn't get shittier the attacks start
>we're marching along and you hear gunshots, screams, explosions
>they run out of the woods in torn flannel and blue jeans, take a few shots with old rifles, toss a bomb, and run
>worse yet are the night raids
>go to sleep after a long day of marching
>wake up to screaming middle of the night
>run over in boxers and plate carrier with rifle
>turns out sentry got got
>dicks painted all over his corpse
>dozens of tents, drones, explosive charges, magazines, etc. covered with dicks
>top brass is pissed
>spend days cleaning it off without so much as a can of turpentine
>of course the daytime raids continue during this
>by the time we get to atlanta half our forces are gone
>the other half is covered with dicks
>finally at atlanta
>hear CO arguing with some higher ups about a missing recon force that was supposed to radio in and cover us
>we go in anyway
>powers that be won't let us firebomb the shithole
>something about retaking the city or some bullshit
>we go in totally ready for extended operations
>it's a ghost town
>every second I swear I'm about to get picked off by a sniper or step on an IED
>then we get to the main thoroughfare
>around every lamp post and telephone pole and decorative tree is a guy with his legs stuck together
>no restraints, just legs twisted together
>they're wearing our colors
>brass IDs them as the recon team
>all were still alive at most 48 hours ago
>each one has a picture of a rebel's duck duct-taped to his face
>war is hell
Have you ever used those cheap little smoke bombs on Independence day?
It'd be lighting off 200 of those in front of someone
Its not choking per say
But its not oxygen you're breathing
Its fucking smoke
I know some nevada/texas fields allow you to flush out players by smoking their building, but most places dont allow that shit
>my shitty greentext got capped
This is a proud day for the motherland
Can someone explain this shit to me?
All I am seeing is some mild discomfort. Seriously.
Is he being brought down with force? Why can't he shove himself off the tree or unwrap his legs?
This just seems like a meme-tier thing that Jackass would do as part of their film, not a serious punishment.
If the tree wasn't there then yeah they could just get up. However, the position literally locks the legs together. Since your arms aren't long enough to push you to a standing position and leaning back snaps the spine...it's pretty deadly.