What are your favorite cadences /k/? I like to listen to them

Pulling out my K-Bar knife,
Set to take somebody's life,
'Cause all I ever want to see
Are bodies, bodies, bodies.

Throw another hand grenade,
Should have seen the mess I made,
'Cause all I ever want to see
Are bodies, bodies, bodies.

I'll kill anyone for you,
Anyone you tell me to,
'Cause all I ever want to see
Are bodies, bodies, bodies.

C-130 ROLLIN DOWN THE STRIP

>>23833336
64 RANGERS ON A ONE WAY TRIP

>>23833445
MISSION TOP SEKRET DESTINATION UNKNOWN

>>23833138
None I have a 2 1/2 mile walk profile.

>>23833513
Uwot

RUNNING THROUGH THE JUNGLE WITH MY M16

>>23833538
I LIKE TO GARGLE PENIS I'M A US MARINE

>>23833555
Cheeky cunt

>>23833555
MY EGO IS BIG BUT MY DICK IS SMALL

>>23833657
CAN'T CHOOSE WHICH JODY TO FUCK AT HOME

MY GIRLS A VEGETABLE!
SHE LIVES IN THE HOSPITAL!

>>23833275
My favorite was something like this. But the one I'll remember most was when my AFJROTC Instructor, Col. Brown, ran us in formation after all of our flight goofed off. I can't remember it clearly anymore but it had to do with a navy seal and him not liking hippies or something. And then him getting to the pearly gates and saint Peter saying "how'd you make your living, how'd you make your pay?"

I can never remember the rest for the life of me. Any help Willie?

>>23833507
DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT HOME

>>23833743
AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO KEEP HER

SHES GOT NO ARMS OR LEGS

SO WE CALL HER PEGS

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO KEEP HER ALIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEfA_1gCWVc

>>23833774
>"how'd you make your living, how'd you make your pay?"
If you google this line you could probably find it on youtube, there a bunch of different ones that use this line.

>>23833538
>>23833555
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING

MY SIDES HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED, DO NOT RESPOND

OH HAIL OH HAIL THE INFANTRY

I fucking hate cadences and if I never have to hear one again, I'll be a happy man.

>>23834058
This so fucking hard, I like hearing my tinnitus more than hearing any cadence ever again.

Up jumped the monkey
from the coconut grove

He's a bad motherfucker
you could tell by his clothes

Wore a 3 button beanie
with a 6 button stitch

You can tell by his cover
he's a hard sumbitch

He lined a hundred women
up against the wall

Bet me a hundred
He could fuck em all

He fucked 98
Till his balls turned blue

Backed off, jacked off
Then he fucked the other 2

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WALK IN THE CLUB, I'M LIKE

YO WHAT UP I GOT A BIG GLOCK

.45 CAL, I GOT IT FROM THE PAWN SHOP

>>23833555
Trips confirm that this is the new /k/adence

>>23833138
Blood Upon the Risers is the best.

FACT

>>23834689
8/8

>>23833138
BILL GROGANS GOAT
WAS FEELIN FINE
ATE THREE RED SHIRTS
RIGHT OFF THE LINE

>>23834833
oh shit, how's that one go? It sounds so familiar.

up in the morning with the drizzling rain

>>23834872
bill grogans goat
was feelin fine
ate 3 red shirts
right off the line

bill took a stick
gave him a whack
and tied him to
the railroad track

the whistle blew
the train drew nigh
bill grogans goat
was doomed to die

he gave 3 grunts
of awful pain
coughed up the shirts
and flagged the train

>>23833774
And I will reply with a whole lot of anger, I earned my pay as an airborne ranger

MODEL A FORD AND A TANK FULL OF GAS
>HANDFUL OF PUSSY AND A MOUTHFUL OF ASS.

Most cadences seem pretty hetero

What the fuck to females sing?

no one posted this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

>jogging
>/k/
go to /fit/ you homo.

Our trainer made us say a few while we ran, but only to pick on people who didn't run as far as he wanted.
He was pretty colorful with his wording to...

>"Look at fatty he's so brash
>I bet he sucks Anon's ass
>his tits are so saggy
>Shirt's so tight he's lookin' faggy
>SOUND OFF 1, 2, 3 Anon's a fat ass"

The particular two people who were reoccurring themes of his little open poetry workouts lost like 60 pounds each.

Napalm napalm sticks like glue
Sticks to thewomen and chilren too
Women in bed tryin to dream
Drop some napalm hear them scream
Children in school Tryin to learn
Drop some napalm watch them burn

We got in trouble for singing this one in basic. Copy and pasted from a forum, too lazy to edit.


Whirl, Whirl, twist and twirl
Chingk, Cha-Chingk, Cha-Chingk (repeat chorus after every verse)
How I love those little girls
(Chorus)
13, 14 even younger
(Chorus)
How they satisfy my hunger
(Chorus)
Ram your dick in and out
(Chorus)
Make that ***** spirt and spout
(Chorus)
Grab your mother by the hair
(Chorus)
Throw her down the fuckin stairs
(Chorus)
If you see that she's not dead
(Chorus )
Smash her with a pipe of lead
(Chorus)
Throw the baby on the bed
(Chorus)
**** the soft spot in it's head
(Chorus)
From your sister her eyes I pluck
(Chorus)
Give her savage socket ****
(Chorus)
Beat your grandma on the lawn
(Chorus)
While Grandpa cheers ya on
(Chorus)
Grandpa thought he wanted some
(Chorus)
Now that fuckers shittin cum
(Chorus)
Abortion is the way to go
(Chorus)
Rusty hanger nice and slow
(Chorus)
Whips and chains across my back
(Chorus)
Fish hooks in my scrotum sack
(Chorus)
Stick your finger in my butt
(Chorus)
Rub my prostate, bust a nut
(Chorus)
Beat me with that leather glove
(Chorus)
Airborne Ranger makin love
(Chorus)
Burn the village burn the town
(Chorus)
**** the bodies on the ground
(Chorus)
All the women decapitated
(Chorus)
On their heads ejaculated
(Chorus)
That old man in a rut
(Chorus)
Bullet hole in his gut
(Chorus)
That old man he didn't role
(Chorus)
When I fucked his bullet hole

>>23834730
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18

>>23835278
What's the tune you sing these too?

-/k/omrade not military

>>23835291
Also there is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

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>>23835040
along the same lines

F-U-C-K-E-D A-G-A-I-N
Fucked again Fucked again
cause Vaseline's in short supply you will take it dry
Fucked again Fucked again

>>23835425
>CQ
heh somebody was late for curfew

I went to the playground..
Where all the kiddies play
I took out my m60..
AND I BEGAN TO SPRAY!
Left right left right left right kill
I went to the grocery store..
Where all the mommies shop
I took out my machete..
AND I BEGAN TO CHOP!
Left right left right left right kill

>>23835781
Double time cadence for fucked up infantryman

>>23835121
>sticks like glue
This one is amazing. Holy shit.

>>23833138
Napalm sticks to kids and 'see that tank up on the hill' are my two favorites.

>>23833275
pull the pin and throw it high
frag grenade gonna blow ya mind
cause all i ever want to see
are bodies, bodies, bodies

sharpen up my bayonet
stick it in and get it wet
cause all i ever want to see
are bodies, bleeding, bodies

>>23835046

>Implying /fit/ does cardio

What, and ruin their gainz?

we aren't allowed to do any of the more "colorful" cadences.Might be offensive to someone.

>>23838964

>We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

>>23835800
i went to the pool
where all the children swim
i plugged in my toaster
and I KICKED IT IN

went to the church
where all the nuns pray
I WHIPPED OUT MY UZI
AND I BEGAN TO SPRAY

best cadence, the army is about killing things

>>23833336
I'M AIR ASSAULT I DON'T SING THAT SHIT
>>23835800
You obviously aren't in the Army because this is used everywhere.

>>23838985
WLC cadre yelled at us for peeing while ruck marching because the female students might see our dicks. Had to hold it till a stop and then go into the woodline to make sure we were concealed.

>Your DIs will never cuss you the fuck out
>Your cadences will never be racist, crude and funny all at the same time

What was the 70-90s US military like?

>>23838964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoLx9ADCWqA#t=23

>>23839010

i never quite mastered the piss while walking without getting it all over myself

>Oh, hey hey bip biddy bob bob!
>Wish I was back on the block block!
>Put that eight-ball in my hand!
>Well I'm gonna b a swingin man!
>The best I can!
>For cracker sam!
>Rehab your' crazy!
>Rehab your' outta your' mind!

>Oh, hey hey bip biddy bob bob!
>Wish I was back on the block block!
>Put that [insert slang for drug] in my hand!
>Well I'm gonna b a [insert adjective of using said drug] man!
>[insert above line from previous cadence, for example,"a swingin' man"]
>The best I can!
>For cracker sam!
>Rehab your' crazy!
>Rehab your' outta your' mind!

>[Repeat cadence sequence above as many times as you can, within your creative mind.]

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!!!

>>23833774
When I get to heaven
st Peter's gonna say
how'd you earn your living boyhow'd you earn your pay
and I replied with a while lot of anger
I earned my living as an airborne ranger
and if I go to hell
Satan's gonna say
how'd you earn your living boy how'd you earn your pay
and I replied with a boot to his chest
I earned my living laying souls to rest
Cuz you don't wanna mess with a ONE TREE DELTA

>>>23835121
>>>23838884
I remember that cadence. Used to sing it at basic whole time. Course blue phase came in and we got a female armorer and my senior drill sergeant changed it.

>Marchin' to D-FAC

Candies sticks to kids!
Candies sticks to kids oh yeah!
See those kids over by the fences!
Drop some fuckin' Candies, all over their fuckin' faces!
'Cause Candies sticks to kids!
Candies sticks to kids oh yeah!
See those kids over by the lake
drop some fucking candies an' watch them bake!
'Cause Candies sticks to kids!
Candies sticks to kids oh yeah!
See those kids hidin' in the grass!
Shove some fuckin' Candies! All up in their ass!
'Cause Candies sticks to kids!
Candies sticks to kids oh yeah!

I can still remember CO and 1st SGT's faces.
CO was poppin' a vein on his temple and 1st SGT was laughin' his ass off and adding points to my Senior Drill Sergeant's NCOER

El Camino
El el Camino
El Camino
El el Camino
The front is like a car
The back is like a truck
The front is where you drive
The back is where you fuck

>>23833138
>not yellow bird/duck variations

A yellow bird
with a yellow bill
Was sitting on
my windowsill
I offered it
a piece of bread
and then I crushed it's fucking head

alter slightly and repeat ad nauseum

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a loaf of bread.
Then I stroked, its fluffy head.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with some money.
Then I fed it, some golden honey.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with an Ice Cream Cone.
Then I hit it, with my mobile phone.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with some lace.
Then I punched it in, its little face.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a bowl of trifle.
Then I shot him down, with my air rifle.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with herbs and waxes.
Then I asked it, to do my taxes.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with my sister Pat.
Then I fed it to, my ginger cat.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a can of Tizer
Then I pushed it in, my liquidizer.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a slice of cake.
Then I did him in, with a garden rake.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, with a Battalion poster
Then I shoved it in, my electric toaster.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.
It landed on, my windowsill.
I coaxed it in, offering an eating binge.
Then I stuck it with, a syringe.

I saw a Bird, with a Yellow bill.

>>23833336
BLEW A TIRE AND DID A LITTLE FLIP

>>23841610
64 RANGERS DIED INSIDE

I got fired and re hired from r-poc for this one 3 or 4 times. No idea how I heard it.originally

WHOS THE LEADER OF THE CLUB THAYS MADE FOR YOU AND ME
m-i-c-k-ey m-o-u-s-e
MICKEY MOISE
Donald duck
MICKEY MOUSE
Donald duck
FOREVER LET US HOLD OUR BANNER HIGH!
high high high!

They beat me every time. Was worth it. I think they thought it was funny too because they never cut us off

I was at the VFW last year and a guy who had left the Army 2 months earlier told us about how some of the cadences are being banned because they are too salty, uncouth. I guess I'm not surprised.

>>23841672
64 RANGERS BURNED ALIVE

>>23841610
MISSION TOP SECRET DESTINATION UNKNOWN