How would /k/ kill a toa?

With a multi armed, multi faced and with an axe for a penis bioncle I made as a kid

By stepping on it.

Those things are what, 2 inches tall?

>>23503987
Bitch, this ain't no mini fig.
Were talking seven inches plus.

>>23503987
>stepping on legos

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>>23503950
Same way I was destroying my little brother's shit from across the room 20 years ago. Take the wheels in pic related, yell METEOR STORM! at the top of my lungs, and pitch them at the target.

>>23504023
30-06 in that case.

>>23503950
>be kid
>play with bionicle all day erry day
>especially like the chick, but I didn't know she was a chick
>few years later find out my favorite bionicle hero was a chick
>my world crashes
>start thinking I'm gay (was 12 at this point)

That led to some pretty messed up teenage experimentation. Fuck, at 13 I was crossdressing and stealing my moms dildo because "I so gay". Told everybody at school that I'm gay and stuff. And it only got worse 'till at 18 I realized that I wasn't actually a fag.

But by then the damage was done and now everybody in my home town knows me as 'the fag'.

Fuck you bionicle.

>>23504509
How did a bionics make you gay?

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>>23504509

Wasn't there a movie where one cut off the others face and wore it?

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>>23504509
...Bionicles did this to you?

>>23504509
It's okay.

>>23504509
screencap it fuck

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>>23504733
don't worry, i had you covered, bud.

>>23503950
Remove the tiny grey cylinder thing that holds the main wheel on the back. You know, the wheel that allows you to manipulate the toy. Then drop the cylinder at random on a thick, grey carpet while looking away.

>>23503950
Megablocks

>>23504509

I think you might actually be gay

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>>23504509
good god damn son

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With a Bohrok.

>>23504509
That is pretty gay

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>>23504509

>>23504877

chit chit chit chit chit

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>>23503977
I believe I still have something like that in one of my lego boxes.


Also.
>waifu material/10

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remove their kanohi
remove their hearstones
remove rahi
remove makuta

>>23504877
These were the best ones they did. Fucking loved smacking people in the face with the lever action "SHWUNK".

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>how would /k/ kill a toa

the same way Lego did, with poor decisions in design and marketing and shitty sales.

glad to see they are back though.

>>23504956
Oh shit nigger, I still have those comics.

Am I the only one who bought the boxes with the extra masks and got it so that all my bionicles had the gold masks?

anyone here remember the bionicle games?
shit was so boss, they even had an FPS one.

>kongu's axe/shotgun

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>>23504976
>"glad to see they are back though."
>Wut
>Google search Bionicle 2015
>mfw

>>23504991

kanohi hunting was the shit, they are bringing it back in blind bags now.

>>23504976
No joke.

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>>23505012

/toy/soldier here.

I am glad to be the bringer of good news
the gears return brother

>>23504976
Say WHAT nigga?

Well, time to play with toys in the basement and
>>23505016
>bringing it back in blind bags now.
Apparently buy every blind bag ever until I have every kanohi.
My childhood will be reborn.

>>23504976

>tfw anon isn't lying

SHIT SON

http://ttvpodcast.com/

I got into bionicle from the mighty kids meals at McDonald's. holy crap their double cheeseburgers and fries were amazing back then.

>>23505044
>take forum filled with autistic man-children who miss their toys
>give them too much money and too little sense
I love being an adult, I'm definitely buying Tahu and Gali figures.

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>>23505044

but anon, all sets come with their regular masks plus their golden masks.

>>23504877
No with a Rahkshi you mongoloid fuck. It's like you didn't even try.

>>23505044
>My childhood will be reborn.

Anon... It won't be nearly as fun. I hope you know that.

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>>23505083

>they all come with golden masks

>>23505084
Rahkshi got fucked in the ass so hard in the movie though.
>I still own those movies too

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>>23504976
>tfw I'll finally be able to buy them all at once instead of only getting them for birthdays/christmas as a kid

>>23505031
Now to do away with that shit hero factory crap and make real bionicles again.

>>23505096

the movies weren't accurate though, Rahkshi are fucking though and have even killed toa before.

>tfw no Karzani

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>>23503950

Kill this badass? Nah brah.

>>23505096
yeah when the toa found time to quit bitching at each other
>first movie is the shit

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>all these Bionibros
>not as fucking autistic as /toy/

I fucking love you /k/ I want you all to know that.

>>23505119
He was pretty
>chill

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>they all have translucent pieces now

well, there goes my AK budget.

I have to ask...
Did any of you faggots have a Bionicle OC?
I'll admit I did.

>>23505142

what did kopaka say to the bohrok before killing them?

>Ice to meet you

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>>23505119

>>23505161

you mean MOCs
and yes
I was obsessed with making guns, grenade launchers and sniper rifles for mine.

https://community.lego.com/t5/BIONICLE/READ-ME-this-is-a-no-no/m-p/11621365#U11621365

>"They are making the new Bionicle sets out of HF pieces because most of the old Bionicle molds are gone."
Well that's depressing.

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>>23505081
>Got Gali first
>Found out she's a she
God, how many years ago was that? Ten?

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>>23505119
I think you mean this badass

>>23505198

did you even look at the sets? The hero factory system was neat, I played with it a little bit at one of those lego stores and after sometime you start to come up with neat ideas.

Hero factory was just limited by terrible concepts.

>>23503950

with a vacuum cleaner. that's how my mom used to do it.

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>>23505184
I choose to believe he meant open carry, as in he was such a turbo-nerd he wore one of these cases proudly on his belt so he could have his favorite plastic warrior protect him 24/7

>>23505216
No, I mean that they got rid of the old molds.

>>23503950

Oh shit! I haven't seen these things in ages! Once you remove the mask, they are powerless. Either that, or somehow restrain the gear on their back so they can't use their arms.

>>23505211
13 years anon. 13

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>>23505215

Although he did get a little cooler with when they all transformed/upgraded for the first time.

>>23505239

oh I apologize, well yeah Lego usually does so and then it costs them million when they want to bring a mold back.

>>23504976
>glad to see they are back though.

Holy fucking shit. The original 6, too. I just stopped following that shit when they did the sidestory-within-a-sidestory-within-a-sidestory-within-a-sidestory bullshit

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>>23504509
Dude what the fuck is wrong with you

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banned in the UK

>>23505240

it weakens them significantly and removes their powers.

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Onua stronk

>>23505266

>chainsaw

yes

>>23505274
"This robot is trained to rape your face"

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>>23505169

What did Gali say to the bohrok before killing them?

>Water to meet you

>>23505274
I don't care for his new /fit/ design, but those clear blue bones are interesting...

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>>23504509

>>23505258

yup, story did get complicated after a while, this is the 6 main characters and their basic traits and personalities but in a new story/universe

>>23505119
Best. Ever.

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>>23505291
It's purple.

Maybe you'll like this guy, he has a gun for a chest and has more trans-purple.

>>23505215
someone get this hothead outta here

>>23505274

>clear purple joints
>E-tool
>Literally a gorilla

I miss his claws, still digging the purple and gold, very niglicious.

>>23505274
WHAT IN FUCK HAS BEEN DONE TO POOR TOA

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Well well well, what have I found...

>>23505306

>has a chaingun for a chest

/k/ aprooved.

does it actually shoot those pellets?

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Fuck Toas, Slizers master race.

Seriously that shit was revolutionary when it came out. Everything they did after that was cashing up on the concept. Bionicle were still cool, but they progressively sucked the creativity out of it. The way they were designed made it so that you couldn't really do anything else than Toas with Toas pieces (especially the Nuva), which was the whole point of Lego.

Fuck I'm nostalgic now.

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>>23505309
>I miss his claws

They didn't go anywhere

>>23505306
Oh shit day one buy
>>23505323
yeah they do, I think some star wars legos used those launchers

>>23505323
>does it actually shoot those pellets?
like a motherfucker

>>23505317

>that metal as fuck axe

holy shit when did they even release that?

>>23505323
Yes it does.

>>23505334
Don't know the set number but it came with Axonn

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>>23505325

>E-tool that turns into claws

MY DICK CAN'T HOLD THIS BONER NO MORE.

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>>23505334
2006. Nigger that came with it was literally named "Axonn"

>>23505161
Me and my sister made entire bionicle armies. Then had them duke it out bionicle 40k style.

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>>23505324
That's my one complaint about where Bionicle ended up; too many specialized parts.

Remember these fuckers? REMEMBER THEM?

>>23505342
>>23505344

>google it
>they call the giant axe wielding guy axxon

this is 2hardcore4me man, why the fuck didn't I notice this when I was 12

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>>23505324
Also, this guy right here. He's seen some shit.

>>23505351
Armies of OCs, I mean.

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>>23505334

>not knowing Axxon

>>23505358
If these come back, my boner will penetrate the clouds.

>>23505317
>Axonn
>Inika
>Rakshi
>Vahki
>Toa Metru perhaps?

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>>23505336
>>23505332
>>23505331

>all those chilluns shooting their little brothers and sisters and pets in the eye

mmmm yes this thread made my day

>>23505358

>all those delicious tubes and gears

shit son, my cousin had these, my dick was all kind of jelly and the fucker always gave me the inferior red one to play with and never let me use the gear function.

>>23505370
Of course the Metru.
I actually loved Metru Nui, the system of transport, the spires, place was the shit.

Will post my edgemaster Toa in a bit here, just locating the rest of his bits.

>>23505367
>>23505387
>Had em both as a kid
>Thought they fought by trying to tear off the others' junk to decide which was male
I should've started writing sci-fi when I was younger

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>>23505396

>Thought they fought by trying to tear off the others' junk to decide which was male

shit son

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>>23505396
>Thought they fought by trying to tear off the others' junk to decide which was male

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>>23505358
Oh shit I totally forgot.

My childhood is coming back man. I just found one of my first sets. Now I want to cry.

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>>23505379
Little punks don't know about the true power.

Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

>>23505432
Oh god damn those things were cool.

>>23505444

>tfw tormented my sister with this until I was 15

I added pieces around it to make a gun out of it.
didn't they stop making these?

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>You will never again spend an entire Christmas day constructing the Pussy Destroyer

>>23505460
Shit, every single birthday or christmas I had where I got legos, I would immediately sit down at the table after presents and start building. Definitely getting my kids tons of legos (if I ever have some little fuckers of my own blood.)

>>23505460
>pussy destroyer
Goodbye sides.

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>>23505460
>entire day
>entire hour
>half an hour

please tell me this was your first lego ever and you were like 5

pic related, i hope youre too young to know about these

>>23505483
>digging through old lego buckets at my parent's house
>find catshit

sold like 50lbs of legos for $200 recently

>>23505499
It was probably about an hour and a half, and yeah, I was around ten.

I vaguely remember those, but I never owned any. My cousin did, though

>>23505499
>M.C. Throwbots
I can never unsee it since the day my dad said it. That fucking asshole.

/toy/soldier here again with some more details on the toa

>skull has a feature to eject the mask instead of having to hit it or pry it out
>each toa set includes 2 masks, one normal, one gold, plus a parasite spider skull
>each toa features an adrenaline mode where their weapons turn into means of transport
>these are just the first line, next line going to be the villain and titan sets.
>rumored exo toa

it's all I got fellow /k/ollectors

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>>23505460
Always wanted one, never got one.


Also, presenting my rebuilt OC character circa 13 years old or so (I think) and whatever the ungodly mutation on the right is.

>>23505460
>an entire christmass day
This is fucking nothing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiMF-ubjvjA

THIS was the only time I actually got mad while constructing. Shit was intricate as fuck.

>>23505499
Didn't those things actually kinda suck did at throwing the discs?

>>23505513

my sides have collapsed at reading this and looking at the logo

cannot fucking unsee

Zamor lauchers threw plastic balls with the strenght of the whole wrist.
The Cordak Blaster was a motherfucking minigun, and a toa came with two.
The Midak skyblaster was a SPRING IN A TUBE launching also balls.
And THIS >>23505444

Lego made some dangerous stuff, leaving aside stepping on a block

>>23505520
>discontinued
>discontinued
>DISCONTINUED

Life is pure hell.

>>23505520
>THIS was the only time I actually got mad while constructing. Shit was intricate as fuck.

OH MY GOD THIS SO MUCH

>>23505519

>articulated, chainsaw winger, buffed, axe wielding laser shooting toa Lihkan

nigga where the fuck is his dinosaur rhino?

>>23505521
nah not at all. they worked alot better than the rhakshee or whatever the ALIEN lookalike bionicle enmies' mouth-thrower did. could fuck shit up across the room with them unlike the latter.

>>23505499
I had Ski and Turbo.
Got Power at the tail end of RoboRiders
Got Lewa that summer, never looked back.

>>23505515
> rumored
More like a wet dream that the thread on /toy/ has been having since August.

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>Fucking NUI MOTHERFUCKING JAGA

Die.

>>23505539
Come to think of it, I think he rode the mutated thing he is standing beside.
I had always envisioned a matte black toa with a visor kind of like Gali's first helmet for the one I really wanted to go on that guy.

>>23505529

the cordak blaster never worked
looked cool as all fuck but never worked.

>zamor launchers
>mirdak skyblasters

my asshole cousin kept shooting me with those, shit could actually hurt.

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>>23504509
What in the goddamn fuck?
Like how? How do you go from liking a female character to fucking yourself with your mom's dildo?
Like, what the fuck man?

>>23505556
But its so cute anon.

>>23505366
>HE HAS LEG PIECES FOR FINGERS

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>>23504509

>>23505556

I always loved it when they used masks for other body parts.

>>23504509
>mfw kids think they're gay for liking girls

disassemble it and store it hidden away unused in a dusty box along with all my ambitions and imagination

>>23504509
Welp, that's enough internet for today.

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>>23505499
*jumps off motorcycle and lands squarely behind freinds throwbot*
*disk slowly saws thru neck and freind throwbot falls dea*

Heh, nothin personnel kid.

>>23505557
nah, he had the dinorhino, called a Kikanalo in-lore.
>>23505556
I had this one and the nui-ramas. Love me some giant arthropod enemies.

>>23505539
I had the Dino-rhino, ended up taking the tail off, and swapping his head for one of the Toa ones with the ball joint, and straightening his posture. He made a badass giant Toa. Even put parts on his hands so he could hold weapons. Motherfucker looked badass with Axxon's ace.

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>>23504509

I came into this thread just for this

seriously nigger what.

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>>23504509

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>>23505619
>cool bike bro

>>23505619

>that fucking bike

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

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>>23505519
Ah, the thing to the right looks like the combiner

Needless to say, /toy/ has a presence in this thread

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>>23505619
>Throwbots

>Bionicles

OH FUCK MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD IS COMING BACK TO ME AND I'M FUCKING LOSING IT

>Rumble Robots
Anyone else? These were the fucking SHIT!
>Those power cards to scan that made your robot perform differently
>Those fucking upgrades you could buy/equip
>My brother and I rocking it out across the house, shooting each other with the lasers and shit

YOU GUYS I'M GONNA DIE

>>23505644

>manchildren, their robots and their guns

truly, a magical place

>>23504509
You'd think that you get used to this sort of shit after years and years of exposure but you just don't. You can't.

There's always the next guy. Like how the fuck do you even end up like that?

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>>23505642
The set on the left could be made into the bitchin' motorcycle on the right.

Throwbots ain't got shit on Makuta Antroz.

>>23505624
I was meaning the thing I made.
The bionicle in the picture is the one I designed back when as my own self-insert I guess.

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>>23505654

fuck outta here with your rumble faggots, what do you think this is? Some queer thread?

Post bionicles and technics or git.

>>23505654
Fuck yes, I had the green lobster and my brother had the purple/green one. Can't believe that it still worked after the fight where mine pushed it down a staircase.

>>23505644
Huh, forgot they had made that themselves.
I thought I'd made it as some sort of abomination.

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>>23505688

>>23505672

my dick was not prepared
is that piece a fucking warhog skull?

>that bitching read mean looking mask

>>23504509
Just say your bi and get all that easy sjw poon.

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>>23505701

>filename

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>Rumble Robots
>Not /k/ as fuck
>Not a metaphor for arms races and land armor tactics

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>>23505707
It's just one of the 2007 shield pieces, but it's based as tits.

The mask was exclusive to that jet-machine set.
>MFW I got that set for $20 last year

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so um

sexy shark chicks?

>>23505744
STOP

>>23505744
>Oh god that looks like the sexy A-10 pictures
>read filename
fug.

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>>23505749

no

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>>23505744
Sexy bonkle samus

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>>23505744
>no GAU-8

>>23505770
>*ZIP*

>>23505744
damn, those legs are actually pretty cool

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>>23504509
Of all my days on the internet, this takes the cake.

Seriously bro. I've seen the worst of bestgore.com, faces of death, /b/ when the gore was actually pretty twisted, I've seen someone's face melt in a car fire, I've seen someone filet another dude's arm, I've seen someone chop another dude's head off in the street. And this shit man.

What
The
Actual
Fuck

also
>this thread
>muh sides
>muh nostalgia
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>>23505770
>tfw I could have created these in my teenage years instead of making the edgiest "cool" boncles possible
>tfw it looks better than any of the shit I made
Fug

>>23505697
Dude I'm actually reeling right now in emotion, I miss those little fuckers. IM positive my mom got rid of them or they're lost in a storage unit somewhere.... Goddamn.

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going to show some love for the threadheads that might be in this thread.

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>>23505672
>Cheap plastic wheels that won't keep it stable enough to roll across the room like a boss
>not even 2-piece with a rubber tires that also double as feet, remove rubber and put on an X stick for a badass Mace-weapon
>No swag-assed red/black/silver color scheme, if there is one to begin with
>released in like 2012
>transforms from a flying jet bitch into a smaller bitch on a motorcycle

I wish a nigga would.

>>23505744
>>23505770
do you think we could create a human sized lego doll with an onahole ?

>>23503950
Flamethrower

>>23505787
seconded

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>>23504509
God damn it /k/.

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how about some love for meele weapons and old school /k/

>>23504509
>All of that happened to me, minus everything after "my world crashes"
God damn, I might've dodged a bullet.

>>23505792
mutilated penises always get me
also the chechens cutting dudes' heads off with knives and the pig getting its head cut off with the chainsaw and the racoon getting skinned alive

>>23504840
>filename

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>>23505837

>those perfectly round butt plates
>those legs
>skull tits
>giant battle hammer
>that fucking helmet

STOP
MY DICK IS SO CONFUSSED
THIS IS PLASTIC

>>23505812
I'm sure somebody has.
>tfw no lego pussy

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>>23505837
>dat ass
Jesus Christ why are these things so sexy?

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>>23504877
>Mfw found the blue one of those fuckers when I was moving

I can't contain it, man.

>>23505870
>lego pussy
Literally a round peg in a square hole.

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>>23505881

My sides are in orbit

>>23505881
Its more fun when they're tight.

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>>23505881

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65CUNecgMs

my body wasn't prepared for this trailer
>that narrator

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Zoids master race coming through.

>>23505950
the fuck

>>23505950

zoids were so fucking /k/ it's not even funny

>mfw they got discontinued before they could become popular in america

why can't we have nice things?

>>23505950
Git.
Out.

>>23505950
FUCK YEAH

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>>23505927
>>23505343
>>23505323
>>23505258
>>23505064
>>23505044
>>23505012
>mfw reliving the massive summer hype through /k/

>>23505927
Wait wait wait. WTF happened to Mata Nui being the creator?

>>23505957
What? You've never seen a brontosaurus with missiles, cannons, rockets, machine guns and an aircraft carrier on its back?

>>23506042

mata nui threw a planet at makuta and then became god again, this probably is some alternative universe.

mata nui was a bitch anyways.

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>>23505950

>dinosaur with bofor cannons
>AA
>misile pods
>wait, what's that in the back
>a fucking aicraft carrier
>mfw I realize the size this thing would have

he's a pretty big guy

>>23504509
Can't wait to see this on FJ.

>>23506054
Ah yes, seems logical to me.

>>23505950
What the fuck would this thing have to be made of in order to not collapse and explode under its own weight>

>>23505950
MY NIGGA

>>23506075
16 inches tall, apparently

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>>23505881

>>23506106

you see ivan
when shoot guns
heavy bullet go out
make dinosaur go faster

>>23504509
Thanks anon, I was having a rough day until I saw this.

Godspeed you faggot

As some one that had both zoids and bionicles, I made the bionicles ride the zoids into battle.
It was glorious!

>tfw you just now realized that bionicles were/are based off of pacific islanders

dope

>tfw buying bohrok off of amazon to fuel the hype
>gonna make the combiner

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>>23504509

what's going on in this thr-

oh shit

>tfw one of the best threads I've seen on /k/ is about bionicles

I don't understand it, but I'm happy and slightly arroused after seeing those sexy bonkle legs and asses

>>23506042
It's a reboot.

>>23504680
Seriously, didn't one wear another's face?

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>>23505881

>>23506236
Don't remember.

>>23506228
I know right?

>>23506236
The first movie, perhaps. The toa of Light tries to take Makuta's mask, but they fall into "protodermis" and resurface fused.

>>23506236
I feel like you're right, but can't remember.
I do remember the parasite masks inside the rolly-polly ones though.

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>>23504509

Crying

>>23505950
AWW SHIT! I had a red tiger, a green tiger, and a cougar. I thought you were supposed to put the pilot in the mouth instead of the head and I lost two of them that way.

>>23506236
It was a mask but yeah

>>23506291
The fact that they could launch their masks and mind control the Toa was the most horrifying shit to me as a child

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>>23504509
Oh dear god. I am actually physically crying.

>>23505358
my brother and I used to battle with these fuckers all the time
>tfw the jaws are so strong you can actually RIP AND TEAR other bionicles to pieces with them

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>>23506291

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>>23504509
You forgot to turn your trip on.

>>23505460
>you could actually have a toa pilot it\goddammit LEGO, where did the imagination go?

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>>23504509

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>>23504509
i suppose thats what you get for liking gali

>>23505529
>zamor lauchers
yeeessssssss
I remember making a robot with my NXT set that would shoot any nigger that came in my room

>>23505910
>That filename.

I hate you.

>>23505811
>>23505619
>>23505499
Fuckin hell now I need to go home and find these things. I know I've got at least some of the Throwbots posted so far along with damn near every Bionicle and the Mask of Light movie.

>>23506407
gali was best toa right next to that Red guy

>>23504509
I had this cartoon where there was olympics with animals. There was a marathon race between a goat and a cheetah, I preferred the cheetah because wtf is goat gonna do? Get eaten? I was REALLY YOUNG when I saw this.

>didn't know cheetah was a girl
>cheetah and goat are neck and neck
>cheetah and goat fall in love
>make the race a tie
>kid me misunderstood the love stuff
>thought they were just holding hands to help eachother finish the race
>still think the cheetah was a boss after
>years later
>realize what was up
>nothing happened

I could have become a gay furshit.

>>23506419

>Red Guy

fucking commies

>>23506364
Put Ron Paul's face on the white one so we can have Rolly Paully.

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>>23504509

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>>23506446

>Rolly Paully

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>23505950
I loved the Z-blocks, but I was too young and irresponsible for the full models.

>>23505366
God that was the coolest shit ever when I was a kid, that nigga was big enough to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker

>>23505324
>not bionicle? What are you retar-
>enlarge image
>spontaneous nostalgia-induced orgasm
I cannot express my feelings with words at this time

>>23505366
>filename
Absolutely perfect

>>23506473

>tfw as a kid split his axe into two axes
>have him fight with brutaka (these metal as fuck names tho)
>"you might have stopped me and my single axe, but wait until I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE"

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>>23505950

I have a problem. Pic related.

>>23505966

Says you it's not popular. The anime has a decent following.

>>23506499
>Best seasons all on dvd
MY NIGGA

>this thread
I love you, /k/

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>>23506419
that does not sound right what so ever.

>>23506525

>lives in the jungle
>uses vines
>has an axe
>green
>"TOA OF AIR"

fuck that

>>23505654
I spent any gift getting opportunity I had and used all my money to get every rumblerobot from when I was 9-11 or 12.

Then my Dad got really mad about something stupid and through them all away. Threw away my legos too for leaving them on the floor (of my closet). It was a rough divorce.

Oh well, I'm getting his 100 year old 97 when he dies (and a shitton else).

>>23506499
>Zoids Anime

That shit was awesome.

>>23506543
>tfw Fiona gave me my first boner

>>23506540
His fucking voice in the movie man, sounds like a fucking wood elf.

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>>23504509
>mfw

>>23506543
It was my first non pokemon anime that I watched the shit out of.
>ITS FUCKING ROBOT ANIMALS AND DINOSAURS FIGHTING N SHIT!
Like, how could any 4th grader not fall in love with that shit?

>>23505701
M-McFisto...

Him and Lockjaw were my BOYS!

>>23506558

She looked like the girl I had a huge crush on in elementary school, so it was double the fun.

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>>23506525
well, what colour would YOU use?

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>>23506558
>>tfw Fiona gave me my first boner

you and me both

>>23506572
holy shit this hole thread
im in tears

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>>23506542
>Rumble Robot caused Anon's parents to separate

Don't you see that you were the reason, faggot?

>This smug fucker's face as he is the final straw and your mom is pumping someone else onto his mask

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>>23506542
and I never got to have a battle royale with all of them before I lost them.

They were in their toybox when he tossed them too.

>>23506589
We are discussing some holes, aren't we?

>>23506589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15mfslsD_Bw

Here, my friend. Best. Opening. Ever. This shit is my ringtone

And for nostalgia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-eFTDxVcCo

>>23505797
>boncles

>>23506593

>Rumble Robots caused Anon's parents to separate

the toys and action might have been fake, but the effects were REAL

>>23506593
>pumping someone else onto his mask
english please

The regular face is far superior.

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>>23505119
this nigger was tough, tripped over something while his sword was on the floor. Shit hit me right in the arm and drew blood, but i got a sick scooby doo band-aid out of it so its all good
>even the toys are fucking dangerous

>>23506558
>>23506572
>>23506587
Hey fiona boner bros...

>>23506582
I still have that fucking shield

It got turned into a radar dish for a spess ship after I lost most of my Legos and shit to a flood

>>23506565

Dat Liger Zero right man? I forget the armor name, but when he loads it up with heavy artillery is /k/ as fuck.

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>>23506603
>Lugnut's face as your father rubs him on your hot neighbor's pussy and he hits her with his FIGHTING level 4 card swiped

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>>23506558
>Mfw my first crush was AndrAIa from reboot.

>>23506631

>but i got a sick scooby doo band-aid out of it so its all good

MY COMPANION OF AFRICAN DESCENT

>>23506644

>New Century Zero

Fuck outta here. It was called Panzer, BTW.

>>23506558
This.
I've never had a celebrity crush or the hots for a character of a show, except for her.

>>23506645
I remember i took that thing apart and fucked around with the insides, forgot to put it back together though

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>>23506603

By the way, ask ask your mom if she knows why this guy's called Me Fisto. I'm sure she knows, and so does your Uncle Randy.

>>23506682
>one in the stink, one in the pink

>>23506540
Well he's officially a Jungle Toa in the reboot.

>>23506644
Fuck yeah!

>>23506659
>New Century wasn't that bad.
>Still prefer the other series that was prior to it. (can't remember the name right now)

>>23506682
Uhhh, I didn't remember him looking so downy...

>>23506705

NCZ was blatantly made to sell toys, had a worse storyline, more annoying characters and just wasn't as good. You're looking for Chaotic Century. >>23506499 related.

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>>23506603
Just imagine being you
>Your mom strapped a dildo to this stout fucker and rode him for hours while your dad was away and never did him.
Filename.

>>23506741
>Everyone is freaking about something dead ahead
>He noticed the bird two feet to the left

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>>23505669
Nerf Thread when?

land mine

>>23506763
Get that new-age bullshit out of here.

>>23506763

if most of us shit on airshits, nerfs aren't going to do that much better.

>>23506739
I won't disagree that chaotic century was the best. Just saying New wasn't that bad.
>Chaotic taught me what aquifers were as a kid.

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>>23506774
Suck my dick you turboloser. This thing shoots darts bigger than Your dick, six times in a row. It's a Magnum Maverick.

>>23506780
>being new

>>23506793

No, it really wasn't. That "honor" goes to Genesis and/or Fuzors.

>>23506780
But the deal with Nerf is that they (at least partially) embrace the over-the-top-ness of the idea
It's not about being some faux operator, it's about shooting fucking harmless darts at each other and loving if

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>>23504509
Funny but not crazy funny

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>>23506810

>Suck my dick you turboloser. This thing shoots darts bigger than Your dick, six times in a row.

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>>23506810
hahaha 6. Such a bitch gun.

>>23506780
Spot the new fag.

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>>23504509
>liking strong women makes you gay
Literally what?

>>23506780
newfag detected

>>23506850

you start a nerf thread then and see how it goes

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>>23506839
That does make me hard.

>>23506904
/k/ has had nerf threads forever.

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>>23506839
>needing more than one well aimed shot
You're already dead.

>>23506937
>long shot
>mah nigga

Did anyone else have the problem where the extra long barrel caused the dart to be less accurate? Had to take the pistol shit of the front, but then it shot great.

This thread just hit 310 or so replies
I'm gonna miss the fuck out of this one. Gotta save this archive link. Thanks for one of the best threads I've been in on /k/, /k/.

>>23506952

my friend kept complaining about it, my longshot never gave me problems though.

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>>23506952
It's actually its successor, the Centurion. I must admit that while it looks badass to the max, it shoots like shit. Much more than the Longshot ever did. It has a fucking REVERSE PLUNGER.

Dat Magnus Doe, it's got a Plunger that would scare Mario.

>>23506613
Holy jesus memories flooding back because of this.
Thanks anon

I hope someone saved that screencap

>>23506582
Tahu 4 life