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>Aight homie hand over yo wallet and phone and maybe I won't buss a cap in yo white ass

How do you react?
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Nigga you're whiter than me.
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well fucking do what you gotta do i aint giving you my wallet.

He'll either shoot me or wont. If he does jokes on him because im frucking broke. Either way i win.
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>>23352984
It's an edited airsoft gun for the picture.
If this moron actually pulled an airshit gun on me, I'd shoot him in the dick so he can't reproduce.
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>>23352984
Hand him my wallet and phone then shoot him as he's running away
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>>23352984
>Put hand in pocket
>Pull out M&P Shield

It would seem we are at an impasse.
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>>23352984
Hand him wallet.
>lol cash is for plebs
shoot him in the back as he walks away.
police brass, leave quickly.
>no consequences, ever.
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>>23352984
K. Here you go.

Proceed to shoot him in the back if state law allows.
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I lock eyes with him and slowly lower my chin into my chest while shitting myself and wololowwolowolowing.
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>>23352984

Inform him of the officer rounding the bend, and as he looks, shoot him. Revolver, so no brass left. Walk away. Go home, burn clothing, clean gun, unload, melt brass. If cops come my way, plead the 5th until they get tired and are assigned to a new case.
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>>23352984
Okay, I literally haven't used my phone in at least four years and don't even remember my pincode and never carry more than about the equivalent of $100 - $200.
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>>23352999
>>23353015
Bang, you're dead. Hope you have a will.

>>23353032
He shoots you as you draw. Now neither of you have working dicks.

>>23353036
"It would seem-"
[bang bang]
>YA DEAD HOMIE

>>23353035
>>23353042
You shot a poor little defenseless black boy in the back who was running away? Racist motherfucker. Now your face is all over CNN and Fox and you'll never live a normal life again.
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WHAT TYPE OF ASSHOLE MUGS A NUDIST?!
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>>23352984
Look, over there! It's you dad. And he's brought you a watermelon.
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>>23353076
Oh gosh, I get shot with an airshit gun at 300fps 6mm bb.
Whatever shall I do?
Oh, I know, get my gf to ice it, and then a nice, gentle massage to make sure everything works.
Meanwhile, he bleeds out because mine is a real gun.
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>hand him wallet
>follow him around after
>pull out Kel-Tec PF9
>shoot craytray
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>>23353094
Anon, that's stupid.
Niggers don't have fathers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6dYnYf73u8

>get close while handing him my stuff
>try to go full operator
>either get shot or turn the gun around with it still in his hand and make him shoot himself

if he's going to shoot me anyways i'd rather get shot trying to do something about it, but i don't think you could outdraw your CC if a gun is already pointed on you
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Give him my empty wallet and my $5 flip-phone.
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Give him my shit, shoot him in back, etc.
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>>23352984
"Are you sure you want to do that with a cop over there?"

And I grab his arm and smash it after he turns around.
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Pull out my phone gun and shoot him with .22 before knocking him over and running away
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>>23352984
Gun Disarm followed by Face Smash and kick in the ass
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>>23353069
barrel ballistics, but in that case no one would care
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Arrest him then do the paper work on his black ass.
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>>23353076
>dead niggers
>things anyone cares about
Choose 1

The answer of course is
>situational awareness

I don't obliviously walk around in the ghetto while white. And i don't let random niggers get within 30ft of me
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>>23353076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8xtNvfX73k
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>>23352984
>teleports behind him
You brought this upon yourself
>stabs him with hidden katana
Nothing personal kid
>a large mob of thugs charge from every alleyway, nook, and trash can.
You brought friends, why must you not know when you are out classed?
>as shots fly, I proceed to glide throughout the battle field.
>Finishing off each opponent with a quick witted comment.
>I clean my blade of the blood, turn towards the open road ahead.
This was too easy.
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>give him my wallet
>as he walks away pull out my ccw and blast his ass
>take his wallet
>profit???
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>>23352984
ALLAH ACKBAR ALLAH ACKBAAAAR
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>>23352984
Remember the basics of CQC
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>>23352984
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nBV9pjM5CU
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>>23352984
I've been mugged five times:

>First time
8 years old, asshole took me by the arm and ripped off my watch, I cried like a bitch because I though I was being kidnapped.

>Second time
9 years old, was sitting by a tree waiting to be picked up from school when a hobo popped-up behind me, put a broken glass in my throat while telling me to shut up and again took my (new) watch, a guy in a car saw everything and chased him, managing to recover the watch, he also gave me juice since again I cried like a bitch.

>Third time
15 years old, walking alone for the first time in the city of Medellin, took a wrong turn and when I noticed a junkie popped up in from on me with a revolver, took my watch (last time I owned one), my cellphone and my wallet, I asked him for my papers and the dude actually gave it back, of course not before taking my cash.

>Fourth time
This year, at work in a grocery store, a guy I though was a client suddenly tried to take my phone from my hands, I reacted and didn't let him, and before he could take out a knife I walked back to some glass bottles and threw then at the bastard, fucked up his face in the process yet he still ran away.

>Fifth time
2 months ago, I went back home, and while going to the kitchen two guys pooped up from there, grabbed me while aiming a gun at my face and took me to the main bedroom, where I found my aunt and cousin tied up and crying, I too was tied up, but police arrived before they could get all away and managed to apprehend 4 of the 5 assholes, we recovered most of the stuff they took, among them the same phone bottle guy failed to take, but not my brand new laptop that took me two years to buy.

I'm used to this shit now, so either comply or if I see I can fight back then I go for it.
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A cackle then instantaneous death for the mugger
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>s-sure thing
>pull out my wallet
>start to hand it to him while shaking
>look over his shoulder
>HONEY NO!
>odds are he looks
>draw
>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGCLICK
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>>23353285

Jesus christ are you serious? Do you have a gun? Are you allowed to own one?
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Any answer besides give him your wallet and phone really need to take their CC class again or go to a BETTER one.
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>>23353285
Do you live in fucking detroit?
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>>23352984
>Aight homie hand over yo wallet and phone and maybe I won't buss a cap in yo white ass

>Implying
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>>23352984
Here you go pal, you can take whatever's in there.
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>>23353169
>barrel ballistics
We CSI now
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I give him my wallet full of monopoly money and run away
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No guns here. How did you know that the gun is airshit?

Sorry for sucking cocks.
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>>23352984
I use my Super Man powers to look like a nigger.
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>>23353285
What kind of third-world shit stain do you live in?
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"Make sure there's a round in the chamber and that the safety is off."

Then disarm him and point the gun back at him and ask for his money.

Thanks Liam Neeson.
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>>23352984
*unzips dick
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>>23353285
Should probably start carrying.
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>>23353285
>>23353386
>Medellín, officially the Municipality of Medellín, is the second-largest city in Colombia

oooooooo
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>>23352984
>Aight homi

>BANG

>Call police to report dead nigger on the sidewalk.

You want to shoot, shoot. Don't talk about it.
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Well it depends.
With a criminal, you should follow the CCW class and hand stuff over, *because the idea there is to avoid violent injury if possible.
With 0bamas, that's not possible anyway.
0bamas have no impulse control.
0bamas have poor mechanical aptitude.
0bamas have insatiable, baseless race-hate.
0bamas have difficulty obtaining legal, well-kept firearms that will not go off at the wrong time.
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>>23352984
Call 911 ASAFP
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>>23353285
>police arrived before they could get all away and managed to apprehend 4 of the 5 assholes, we recovered most of the stuff they took, among them the same phone bottle guy failed to take, but not my brand new laptop that took me two years to buy.

Police probably made off with the laptop lol
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Enjoy your wallet with three dollars and a dumb phone on a yearly plan.

The nigger probably has more money than me.
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>>23352984
>Sorry man all I have is a few sixteens
>Whut
>Shoot him
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"Ok man, be cool. I don't want any trouble. Take my wallet."

Little does he know that my wallet is an M&P Shield. He isn't looking down the sights of the gun. I draw and get the first shot because he was expecting a wallet. Dead nigger.
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My phone costs less than the bullets in your gun.
You don't want it.
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>>23353108
>muh sides...
>in orbit
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>>23353578
Now they have all his loli porn.
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>>23352984

holy shit i thought i was light skinned for a mulatto
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>>23353647
Pretty sure they aren't allowed to use skin tones any darker than that for stock photos of criminals.
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>>23352984
>toss wallet on ground
>back up
>dumb upstanding african gentleman bends over to pick it up
>Pop pop pop
>Watchin niggas drop.
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Jaden Smith please, your father is loaded.
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>>23352984
>OK bro here
>hand over wallet
>knee grow flees
>HEY WAIT!
>he turns
>POP POP

>Well citizen, you were certainly facing lethal force and do not appear to have shot him in the back.
>You will be asked to give a statement
>You will also be asked if you want to become range buddies
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>>23353466
Barrel is not thick enough
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>>23353687
>living somewhere where you can't shoot them in the back
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>>23353716
Just fuck the wounds until it's impossible to tell the entry holes from the exit holes.
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>>23353169
Not if round was loaded with special snowflake wildcat disengaging sabot'd round for example plastic sabot with drt 5.56 in middle.
.
Nice thing about revolver you can shoot all kinds of loads and it won't jam. Plus brass are automatically cop'd.
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Me? If he was within disarm distance is I would go for it but if anything went wrong I would
> kick him away with strongest kick so stronk that I'm thrown back
> both of us are falling backward
> me mid air tactically cowbody lighting hip draw
> hip aim
> pull trigger
> hold
> fan the revolver into nignog
> land
> roll backward absorb impact and dive to nearby coved and perform jerry miculek reload dumping all 8 brass of .357mag into my shirt which tucked
> false peek out of cover then go out in other direction already aiming at target
> approach target
> confirm target neutralized
> grasp my duster and spin
> KABOOZBAAA
THERUSSIAN DISAPPEARED
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drop my wallet as I hand it to him. drop him as he reaches for it.

Idaho so no din do nuffins
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>>23352984
>Wonder why a child is pointing an airsoft pistol at me
>Get shot with an airsoft pistol
>Backhand the child and continue on with my day
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>>23353201
>liberals
>caring about niggers because "check your privilege whitey scum" and "he din do nuffin"

pick both, always
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>>23353285
I can't find it but I saw a video of a Columbian guy encouraging the citizens of the country to not reproduce because the country is and will continue to be so fucked up.
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>>23353712
Bullshit. That bore is too big for airsoft.
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>>23353791

Photoshop
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>>23352984
Move, draw, and fire. That's what you get at pointing that thing at my face fucker.
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>>23353712
Sir have you ever seen HK usp barrel?
.
Its thinner than that
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I play catch and return.
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What's wrong with shooting him in the back? A reasonable person would conclude that the robber is putting their life in immediate danger and trying to make off with their personal property. Taking that dangerous person out would be a help to society: you'd greatly reduce or eliminate the possibility of the robber's potentially killing/injuring/robbing more people.
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>>23353285
>Medellin

Eres un maricon, you can CC you dumb shit, It is legal here in Colombia, I carry a .38 revolver and never been mugged here in medellin, faggot nogun.
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>>23352984
Then you'd best shoot me I'm not giving you my phone
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>>23353782
>Sticking around
Ya dun goofed nigga

A dead nigger shot by a white guy looks just like a dead nigger shot by a black guy. It's still a dead nigger and a gang violence/robbery gone bad cold case.
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>>23353096
That's 6x6mm caseless with a muzzle velocity of over 90,000,000 µm/sec.
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>>23353716
> sticking around shooting him the back

Collect brass (if needed)
grab wallet
walk away.

If you have witnesses then maybe problem otherwise go about your diddly day
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>>23353386
I do and I've only been mugged twice. Or at least had two attempted muggings, both were deescalated with a .38
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>"Sure buddy, take it easy, just let me-"
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>>23353383
Yes I have a gun (shotgun for home defense), but legally I shouldn't have it so no.

>>23353386
>>23353507
>>23353547
Yep, Colombia

>>23353947
I was 15 pendejo de mierda, and I'm currently working on getting a legal gun thank you very much.
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>>23352984
>give him my wallet and phone
>as he goes to leave, unholster gun, aim downrange
>"hey nigga"
>"fuck you say cracka"
>Djibouty shooti
>recover muh loot
>tell the popo this young genntleman came out of nowhere and pulled a firearm on me and I had to defend myself

he goes to lumby
i don't go to jail
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>>23352984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiqwF_Y9S5Q
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>>23353631
Don't joke about that shit, man. If some nigger got my 80 gig loli collection I'd seriously go on a fucking spree
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>>23354318
This would amuse me to no end.

>some neckbeard from /jp/ gets robbed by an upstanding basketball American
>gets searched later for whatever bullshit
>they find the 16 GB of cherry pizza on his cell phone/tablet
>everyone wonders where he learned how to use a computer
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>>23353076
>Give Wallet
>Wait for him to turn and run
>Draw
>Train sights on him
>"Hey you dropped my credit card!"
>Shoot him in the chest as he turns around
>Looks like he was facing me when I shot him
>Roll shell casing closer to body so it looks like it was a lot closer.
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>>23352984
Wave my hand in front of his eyes to check if he's blind seeing as I'm darker than he is
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>>23354349
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>>23354381
>Read only
>never deletes loli
>ever
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>>23354201
esse, you rather get brought up on gun charges or straight up die?

i trust you're familiar with the fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, etc...

with how many times youve been accosted, it is a damn miracle you havent been seriously injured or killed. fuckin protect yourself goddamn
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>>23354426

I only save things I like though, so there's few NTR doujins to be found.
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>>23352984
this if i was alone
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Quick grab his gun and shoot myself
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My phone and wallet are in my car, would you like to escort me to my car?

>Proceed to send him to a model 1 Volkswagen Beetle, give him $38 in francs, and a first generation Motorola Razr
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>>23354529
you stupid fucking autists would never be able to pull this off on nig-nog who is even larger than your fat ass
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>Use my Seal Ranger training to quickly disarm and eliminate him
>He only had a 9mm
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>>23354014
Hunter 2-1 Fagtual, go home, you're drunk.
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>>23352984
>take out phone, place on ground
>take out wallet
>wallet is actually gun, shoot
>leave, or get shot myself and die
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>>23354581
big talk for a faggot
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>>23354450
That's why I bought the shotgun, to at least keep my home safe, and the same reason why I'm getting a legal gun to conceal, I'm tired of this shit.
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>>23353462
Holy shit. This is actually a good idea.
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Jokes on you OP, I have severe agoraphobia and never leave the house.
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>>23354577
This gives me an idea. You could escort him to a random car and work it from there
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>nignog trains his 9mm glock on me
>"gimme yo wallet whitebred"
>grin and shake my head
>"GIMME YO SHIT NOW!"
>turn and start to walk away
>"EYY IMA DO IT MANG"
>pop pop goes the glock
>after years of training, starting with .22, i've raised by bullet resistance to maximal level
>9mm is nothing compared to my skills
>wince from 9mm sized welts on my shoulder
>my turn
>do ranger tactical unholster
>whip out 10mm Auto handgun invented by FBI
>nignog spots my piece
>he reels back in feer
>"ayy bro i wuz jus playin I-"
>train my trijicon on his centre of mass
>pull hairtrigger
>BLAM!
>nigger gets split in two by round
>bullet isn't even slowed
>projectile smashes mansized hole in brick wall behind him
>approach the banana split negro
>I shout "MOZAMBIQUE DRILL!"
>fire two rounds into him
>he is reduced to hamburger and two large holes are bored into the pavement
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>>23353462
I carry two wallets just for this occasion
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>>23353976
>dying for a phone

Are you depressed, anon?
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>>23354790
>go to your car
>has "nigga's robbin me" wallet in glove box
>wallet contains opened condom, 100-yen note (~$1.20), handwritten phone number for local tranny escort (with description) and a medical-alert tag saying you have HIV
>phone is a half-broken Jitterbug/tracfone with no minutes
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>>23353285
Fuck south america
and central america
and mexico
and fuck spain and portugal
this is all their fault and i demand reparations
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>>23354829
>Muh death before dishonor
I'd rather my family mourn my stupid avoidable death than lose a phone I was going to replace in a few months anyways
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>>23353934
In my state for the use of deadly force (shooting someone) there are two requirements a reasonable person must feel that that a) they are threatened with grave bodily harm or death and b) that threat was imminent and unavoidable.

If the person is retreating then its hard to prove the threat was imminent. There's been instances when people have proven it (assailant was moving for cover, was in the middle of turning back towards them etc)

FYI: the grave bodily harm includes but is not limited to rape, attacking with a weapon, or any forcible felony.
If you are asking, why isn't it ok to shoot someone in the back (regardless of the law) i agree with you. If someone is stealing from you, shooting them seems a decent way to deal with that. If someone has threatened you with a weapon, responding to that threat with deadly force seems like it could be reasonable. But that ain't how the law works (at least not here).
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>>23354274
>he goes to lumby
heh
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>>23354529
This doesn't work against a non compliant attacker. That neck grab (supposed to be some sort of hyper extension 'hold') wouldn't do shit. Certainly wouldn't magically make someone fall to the ground. Also that weird attack (going across you body then back to grab the gun) doesn't work, too fucking slow.

There are ways to defend against a gun but this shit ain't one of them.
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I could be dumb and try to grab his pistol with my left arm with my palm facing to my left, quickly push it to the left while I pull my head toward the right and then with my right arm pull out a pistol and shoot him in the stomach until he goes limp


Or I could give him my stuff, as he leaves, shoot him in the back with my pistol

>tfw you can use deadly force to protect property in Texas
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>>23354886
Literally the only heirloom I have left of my father after he passed away, is his old wallet (yes my family was poor as fuck). I still use it and have been using for years.

If I ever get mugged I'm going to choose the wallet even though I don't carry cash and I only have one debit card in it that's useless without my pin. Whether its the life of the basketball american or my own I don't really care, but I won't let it go without a fight.
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>>23353087
kek
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>>23354824
>quickdraw
>G. Zimmerman

10 OUT OF 10
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*reaches for my back pocket*
*buries six inches of Cold Steel in his neck*

"pshhh, nothing personnel kid"
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>>23352984
>point past him
>OH SHIT NIGGA ITS DA COPS RUN!!
h-hopefully he runs away while I run in the opposite direction.
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>>23352984
"what is your name son"
"what you need that for i will kill your ass"
"because I want to know the name of the person I will kill"
draw cc and fire.
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>>23355169
>sausage fingers get stuck in size 54x26 jeans
>nigger sees you freaking out and the silhouette of your weapon
>laughs hysterically and shoots you 15 times with his 9mm hipoint
>your blubber absorbs all of the bullets leaving you unharmed
>you pretend to be dead in a puddle of your own piss until nigger finishes looting your corpse
I guess you still win
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>reach into pocket
>take out a fistful of live ticks and throw them at him

Gotta get creative when CC is illegal
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>>23355169
he hasn't truely kill mi
I deas ar bulet pruf
he ingadged in my ruise convorsashin
he payd tha prize
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>>23352984
>you know, you look just like trayvon martin in that sweater
>actually, I think it's the same exact sweater he wore
>put one in his chest
>nothing personnel, nigga
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>>23352984
>2014
>any option but this
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>>23354274
>lumby

Holy shit this brings me back.
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>>23352984
>point behind him
>not if the cops have anything to say about it
>he looks
>hit him in the back of the neck or something or just bugger away
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>>23352984
pic related
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>>23352984
>yo homie, is that my briefcase...
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there are like 3 black kids where I live. I hand him my shit and go to the sheriff.

southern law man will do the rest.
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>>23355323
>those muzzle flashes
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Nice fakeass Sig...I would prone him out.
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>>23355212
>live ticks

jesus what the fuck anon
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>2014
>being a black criminal
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If he's dumb enough to be within arms reach his gun is mine.
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>>23354824
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>>23353076
Action is faster than reaction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsKj6RGQ2VM&feature=player_detailpage#t=50
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>>23353890
Almost raged.
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>>23353285
Please get yourself a good pistol.

I am not sure what the caliber restrictions in Columbia are, but consider a Glock or Sig.
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>>23352999
lost
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>>23355497
won
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>>23353094
>>23352999
>>23353108
oh fuck all these lmao
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>>23352984

>empty wallet
>practically antique slide phone

It'd take everything in my power not to give him the fucking jazz hands.
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>>23353127
This
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>>23355463
You cant rage because its just too good
and the discrepancies like a while Vietcong having a 1911 and firing a bullet with casing is just the icing on the cake
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>>23355139
>no hilt
>hand slips on blood and you cut all the tendons in your fingers
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>>23355013

Texas here

> to prevent the other who is fleeing immediately after committing burglary, robbery, aggravated robbery, or theft during the nighttime from escaping with the property
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>"Homie"
>Implies friendship and camaraderie.

Wow, could just use "Man", or leave it out entirely. Instead you put it in there just because it sounds hood.

Be more whitebread.
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>>23353890
what is this from
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>>23355640
UHF
Weird Al's movie form the 80s
Its fucking awesome
Weird Al and Michael Richards are in that scene, you could have searched it on IMDB
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Ok guys. Serious question. About a year ago i was CCing in California visiting my bro. I saw a white guy get mug by 2 niggers in an ally in the market center in LA.

Setting.

Nobody was there except me and the fucking people. I saw the shit go down because i wanted to be cute and take a short cut, a blocked out with construction tape.

1 nigger had his glock sideways, he was about 4-5 feet away waving his glock sideways looking around. The other nigger was just searching him.

The guy was a fat white guy in a buisness causal flannel and slacks.

As i was passing the pathway quickly went back and grabbed my 32 and pulled it out.

I really wanted to do something about it but i was 21 and i didn't really know shit about the laws. That didn't stop me so much as the thought of the niggers accidentally killing the guy. I was more angry then scared and truthfully just wanted to fucking kill a scumbag. I ended up doing nothing because i didn't want the guy to accidentally get shot or i go to jail for CC without the papers. I just stood there and decided if i heard a gunshot i'd move in and kill them both. But nothing happened, niggers just ran and the guy fixed himself up cussing.

Just asking. Did i do the right thing?
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>>23355677
You probably would have had to shoot them if you approached them and then would have gotten fucked by the law
cali law seems to support criminals rights more than anyone
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>>23353462
FROM THE CREATORS OF POCKET SAND!
THE NEXT GENERATION IN AFFORDABLE NON LETHAL ANTI-MUGGER TECHNOLOGY!

THE DECOY Hasbro(tm) MANOPOLY MONEY WALLET!

Evevn approved for liberals
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>>23355671
My bad, didn't recognize either of them. Thanks anyways mang
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>>23355710
Rusty Shackleford has a business that doesnt just kill bugs?
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>>23352984
Laugh incredulously, they won't know how to react.
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>>23355607

not op but last year group of wannabe gangsters tried to start shit with me and my friends. every other word they said was homie
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>>23355730
Enjoy
Its one of my favorite comedies
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>>23355607
Damn near every word in the english language referring to other human beings can be applied antagonistically, chum. Don't let it get to you bro.
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>>23355775
Im not your bro, brah
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>>23355677
>>23355696
Nope, we have a good samaritan law or whatever it's called, you are authorized to use lethal force to prevent a violent felony that is occurring to yourself or anyone that you have a reasonable chance of protecting in any place that you are legally authorized to be. Not the exact wording of the law in question but that's the gist of it. If your life is in danger, or the life of someone near you, the law says you can lay them out. The scum's family may try to sue you but any competent lawyer will cite that law and get the lawsuit thrown out.
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>>23355127
If you value that wallet you should keep it at your house. Say you get killed it for, the mugger will just take the contents and chuck the wallet. Even if you don't get robbed, you might just lose it somewhere, drop it or something, unlikely but you never know.
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>>23355169
*tips katana*
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>>23355640
UHF
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I'm not even white. Good luck hitting a 5'1" person ruining
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Depending on distance either a) Disarm attacker and then rob and shoot him with his own gun and wipe my prints off but put his on
B)Give him my wallet
Shoot in the back

Simple. I heard him say he was going to kill me because I'm broke and I defended myself.

>implying I don't carry a .380 up my sleeve that I can have out quicker than anyone can react
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>>23352984
Yes I'd be glad to, if not for one thing. I don't do deals with dead men.

*iajutsu through his gun with my perfectly disguised walking stick wakizashi*

Nothin personnel
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>>23353058
Congrats, you turned a blood into a crip
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>>23355969
fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
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>>23354318
>only 80 GB
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>>23353076
>You shot a poor little defenseless black boy in the back who was running away? Racist motherfucker. Now your face is all over CNN and Fox and you'll never live a normal life again.
You would never live a normal life again even if you shot him in the front, just look at Zimmerman.

RE: Your retarded scenario:
>Ok here you go.
>Shoot him when he turns around. Grab my shit, don't call cops, go home.
>Live in city with highest crime rate in my county in Central FL.
>Cops don't care because he was a criminal.
>This would only happen in a black neighborhood, they won't talk to the cops anyway.
>I continue on with my life.
Inb4 dey gon track yo gat from the boolit, shut the fuck up David Caruso, you watch too much tv.
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>>23353122
>but i don't think you could outdraw your CC if a gun is already pointed on you
You are correct.
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>>23355169
>"because I want to know my lover's name"
FTFY
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>>23353285
>I'm used to this shit now
Which honestly is the worst part of your story.

And it is true. Lower class and lower middle class people fuck each other over so much.

The city I live in has the highest crime rate of my county, and probably one of the highest in the state.

But the vast majority of it is property crime, with almost 2000 GTAs last year alone. And I don't live in a huge city.
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>>23354318

What about if it was recovered by police and they called you up to pick it up from evidence?
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>>23353147
>kek
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>>23354277
>Implying healthy looking white people are committing crimes.
>Not drug addled white trash and black people.
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>>23354824
>"ayy bro i wuz jus playin I-"
Does anyone else get annoyed that all black people do this when they realize they fucked with the wrong person?
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>implying that negro could afford a Sig
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Get on my knees and suck his big, black cock like a good little whore. It's my boyfriend and we're doing rape roleplay
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>>23353890
I loved UHF when I was a kid.
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>>23356161
>yfw it's one of those zastava copies with the slide release and decocker in the same lever
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give him my wallet then when he is distracted running dollio chagui te fuck out of his head fucking niggro
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Hope I look like this when we're dove
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>>23356232
I'd bust in your ass Anon
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>>23354274
>lumby
well played
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>>23356232
You don't want to be dove.
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>>23356339
Wow.
Assholes like this give the rest of responsible and reasonable gun owners a bad name.
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