Horsey really is terrible.
>Implying cops didn't literally turn the firehoses on black and shoot kids at colleges and they were dopey Barney Fifes
yfw you realize they are wearing Ranger Combat Armor from Fallout
>He said to them, "But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.
Guns are literally 1st amendment material for Christians
>Implying you wouldn't marry your raifu given the chance.
Not the best edit, but i like how i did the text.
I already know the answer to that question.
I can feel the vibes that this will not be a poke fun at each other thread, but a get butthurt because someone said a funny thing at my expense thread.
Bullshit is hard to play along with
Well, let me help hurry that along.
hard. So hard the guy next to me wanted to see it then HE lost it
Kinda sad that I agree. The end goal of my life, more or less, is to become a Texas Ranger, and that doesn't seem to mesh too well with hating the Fed like I do.
Yeah it's some crazy, deluded shit. If anything you'd want to reach out to folk like that, or at least try to--you might save them and avert some kinda crisis.
Man, I dunno. I used to have another one that was issued to army surplus store owners, but I must have deleted it.
That's the kind of cop I'd like to be.
And now one to take the edge off again.
It's like a horror movie; you can't have constant horror. You gotta let it decompress.
Time to go back down.
Drums in the deep.
Timothy McVeigh. Oklahoma City bomber. Bombed an FBI building, I think it was--truck bomb.
He did it in response to Waco and Ruby Ridge--and if he'd picked a better target (one that didn't have fucking daycare in it) things might have been different.
He didn't know about the daycare though, as I recall.
Whoops, meant timothy
was reading up on Anthony Casamento, a medal of honor winner, and mixed up names.
and now the better version of a jew trying to get out of paying for his share of the check
Anders Breivik. He's known for killing a bunch of non-whites in Sweden to preserve "muh heritage."
Time for some serious fun-poking.
>Delicate egomaniac reporting in
My mistake. Thanks for correcting me. It's been a while since I first heard about him.
Fun fact: When I learned about this in college, the professor told me that for training he would play COD and other FPS games. I told him that's a load of shit because if that was the case I'd be a hell of a lot better at shooting then I am now.
>not becoming an Arizona Ranger
>not continuing the tradition of the 26 Men
>Who rode the Arizona Territory
>High is the glory of 26 Men
>Who's parish helped to fill the Territory
>26 Men who saddled up and then
>Rode out to answer duty's call
>26 Men who lived to ride again
>And fight for the rights and the liberty of all
>This is the story of 26 Men
>Enforcing law within the Territory
>Praise be the Glory of 26 Men
>Who rode the Arizona Territory
Preacher. I should find a better scan one of these days.
>Being lumped in with Kayzynski and Zukerberg
I'm a Texas boy, no big iron for me.
But the Texas Rangers are the folks who get called in to investigate corruption in law enforcement, and they have a reputation for being the kind of men who can't be bought. The kind of cops that cops should be.
That's my dream.
Preacher. This scene did not go how I thought it was going to go. That dude shooting has no dick. The guy he's shooting is a vampire who can regenerate limbs. I figured the mobster guy would have asked to become a vampire in return for not shooting.
I never really liked this "just talk to them" angle.
Have you ever actually done it? "Just talked to" that guy everyone hates? I like giving people the benefit of the doubt, so I've done it on many occasions -- my typical finding is that the really mentally rekt faggots out there are lost fucking causes. Generally, they're arrogant, onery, standoffish little fuckheads...
think of it this way: imagine trying to talk to /pol/ IRL; that's what talking to an alienated autistic kid that everyone hates is like -- ostracised people are that way for a damn reason.
"Hey man, what's up?"
>Fuck off, asshole.
"Let's be friends so you don't shoot up a school!"
If I was the pissed off edgy guy, I think people befriending me just so I don't go on a shooting spree would irritate the hell out of me.
I was mostly a loner in high school, only had a few friends. When people I I didn't really talk to tried talking to me, I just awkwardly tried to end the conversation. The worst is when some cute complimented me and I just said "T-thanks".
if you ever go read eric harris' documents, he's not quite "/b/", but more like the /doom/ threadfags on /vr/ + /pol/ (he was a major naziboo and thought columbine would just be the start of his and klebold's romp across america purging the weak...epic lol)
Naw, USA Today or NPR or some other shit did a survey, 15k respondants. Republicans and "conservative leaning" respondents self-identified as pro-gun and/or as gun owners 64% of the time. Democratic and "liberal leaning" respondents self-identified as pro-gun and/or as gun owners 60% of the time.
There was a quiet and awkward ET who had a creepy vibe on my first ship (US Navy), and a FC friend of mine said he was nice to him solely "so when he goes postal, I only get shot in the knee rather than the face."
>not this bad motherfucker
they're all negative.
the entire point of that graphic is to allow you to see yourself through the lens of someone who hates you.
most of those "who you are if XXXX score" images present you in a positive light...so this one allows you to see the opposite so that one can remain objective about their self assessment...
I lost it.
This is the hero this country deserves. Maybe is less whiny, bitchy kids didn't get what they wanted for once in their lives they wouldn't totally snap in high school the first time a girl says "no" and shoot the place up.
but this gook killed himself in such a badass way
>Two hours later, police eventually caught up with him, and as forces closed in, Woo detonated two grenades, killing himself and three of his hostages. Mr. Suh himself survived gravely injured. Four rounds of ammunition and one hand grenade were recovered by police from inside the farmhouse.
To be fair, I have a blowback 1911. It's Spanish space magic.
I would have expected /b/ to be this guy.
nigga pls, Speer designed a meeting hall for Hitler that, if Germany hadnt lost the war and thus not built the thing, would have had the largest dome in the world. 6 times larger than the Pantheon in Rome. It would have held 180,000 people. Thats enough people that their body heat and breath would cause enough condensation to create rainclouds in the dome. IT WOULD FUCKING RAIN INSIDE HOLY FUCK
The DLC was never about saving the tribe from extermination, or Zion.
It's all about Graham and his struggle with his inner demons. It's right there in the title--Honest Hearts. The tribals are just set dressing for Graham to have a chance at looking at who he is and why he does the things he does, and be honest with himself about it.
Also his monologue for the Good End is amazing. The entire character is just amazing, but I'm an absolute sucker for a redemption story.
>implying that shit wasn't an example of why the Germans lost the war
Let's build a new ego piece that requires like a year's steel production for the entire reich, and is too heavy for the ground it's supposed to be built on.
are you ready /k/?
Ban hide and seek
Most of Norway is still white, except for the snackbar ghettoes. He shot them because they were pro-kebab socialists. One kid actually convinced him not to kill him. Ironically, he used a Mini-14, not one of them eeevil black rifles or slavshit. The funny thing is that several nutjobs have used them in sprees, but the AKs and ARs always get banned.
here you go /k/. In time for when the jury decides to not indict Wilson.
What an un-british name for a spinny snapashooty
Imma potential shooter
Smoked marijuana and ate mushrooms at the same time tonight, and was shit faced for 2 days straight. And been drinking for a long time
But I'm not in school
I do marketing in the industry, and this is actually kind of true. We have known this for some time, and its why all of the sudden all these big firearms companies are buying each other and coming out with product to compete with each other.
Sorry if i fucked up the circle jerk. Not saying its permanent, but its definitely happening.
Sadly no, it's not a game. Just a series of gifs a guy made. I'll dump the rest.
i posted this before but fuck it thought it was funny
We're sailors on the moon
We carry pistols too
And there ain't no bans
so we buy tall mags
and shoot things that go boom
How does it feel to literally share a personality type with Satan?
The thought of America being so goddamn good at fighting precisely because nobody has any fucking idea what's going on or what they're doing and they basically ignore all the rules does tickle me.
But it's probably not true.
Did they at least explain to you "Anon this is not a toy, i will teach you how to use it, so that you don't misuse it." Cos thats what my dad did. He always kept his .223 hunting rifle in a closet, rounds on the highest shelf, so i could have easily gotten the rounds at 12 or so. But i never needed to do that, because i was taught to use the tool safely and not like an idiot.
No, I never really got to fire an actual gun until 15 even though I had a pellet gun previously. They just knew I wasn't retarded.
I basically got my basics of gun education from video games, but they showed me that guns fuck shit up hardcore and to handle them responsibly.
it's like you christfags (neokikes) don't even read your fuckin books.
"hen said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one."
>They just knew i wasn't retarded
Thats not a good policy to have on a child, most of them are gonna get curious, and they will somehow figure this shit out. So either make it impossible for them to do, or teach them to do it right and satisfy their curiosity.
Lonely Road comes close, but it's still not quite as good. It was the more enjoyable DLC and had a better setting, but Ulysses just wasn't quite as good as Graham.
Graham overshadowed everything else in that game.
Huxley was disturbingly ahead of his time.
Read Brave New World sometime. While it's clearly political satire, it's scarily close to point. We're all given everything we need and want (food, water, drugs, copious entertainment), so what reason would we have to fight against the establishment, or have any kind of free, independent thought? The elite, high-tier citizens of the class structure are artificially grown in labs, and taught from a young age to be free, open, openly sexualized, and to indulge in orgy-porgies and pleasant drugs from a young age. The lower classes have their bodies and brains stunted before birth by means of oxygen deprivation, to be dumb worker drones their whole lives. (clearly an analogy of the haves and have nots, who are pigeon-holed from birth into a role to serve; IE money makes money, poverty makes poverty).
In the end, the only one with clarity of thought and being hates the 'civilized' world so much that he hangs himself.
Old World Blues is funny as fuck, the only time I laughed at a DLC that hard was either The Citadel for ME3 or Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon's Keep
To be fair, Butch(that's his name, right? been a minute) was a giant, manipulative asshole who tried his hardest to come off as charming at every chance. He deserved his a long time before he got it. Shit, he was a dick-sucking junkie for a long time before he was a vampire.
Along with 1984 and Fahrenheit 451, Brave New World is eerily prescient with trends in modern society in those books and modern society today.
I see more of the repression through abundance and distractions, described by Huxley is killing us today.
>"Thats for good raisins good raisin indeed."
Old world blues was amazingly done, the scientists forever stuck and not knowing they are stuck. I always liked that, although with every fallout DLC i just wish i could do more.
Exactly. You can't tell an average person that they're being oppressed when they've got the latest iPhone, a good job, car, and place, and everything they could ever want to keep them happy. You say 'the government is looking out for itself, not you', and everyone laughs and calls you a nut.
I live in NY, right? All the political bullshit aside, our taxes are retarded. And yet, all our roads suck total ass, poverty and crime is at incredible levels (granted, down from the late 80's-early 90's), welfare reception is at an all time high, and taxes are going up on everything, every day. When I can get my friends to look up from their fucking phones for 30 seconds to listen to me about we're willingly sucking down bullshit like it's a shamrock shake, they call me insane, and then turn the rest of their remaining hours into their phones and computers, thinking that 'yeah, it's a good idea to pay taxes because it fixes the roads and feeds the poor'. Their heads are too far up their asses to realize that taxes have done nothing but increase, while all the statistics go up along with it.
Politicians don't fucking care about 'small folk', all they care about is putting up numbers and passing legislature that sounds pretty and reassuring. The minute I tell anyone to think for themselves, they berate me for not having a smartphone or a bank account.
I'm going to hang myself in a lighthouse.
>'yeah, it's a good idea to pay taxes because it fixes the roads and feeds the poor'. Their heads are too far up their asses to realize that taxes have done nothing but increase, while all the statistics go up along with it.
it should stand to mention that many states pay welfare people money to get on a bus to move to NY, just to get better checks and benefits and to stop shitting on their states
this is very real, it happens on an almost exodus level in california with illegals, too
poor, cheap nutrition, desperate and ignorant parents, and then a sedentary and lazy lifestyle
>grew up working poor with 4 siblings because my parents were too goddamn stupid to practice birth control
>pasta 5 nights a week because it was cheap and my mother made her own sauce with her tomato garden, canned tomatoes all fucking year
>ate poorly for years because I didn't know any better and it was cheap
>landed a desk job, gained 40lbs at 22
>just now learning proper diet and exercise, have lost 15lbs thus far
Ignorance, seriously. Just ignorance. Laziness contributes later in life, but only if you're so lazy as not to maintain a calorie deficit.