My sex life is like a Predator Drone - you'll only notice it when it's on the news, and children were involved somehow.
Describe your sex life as a /k/-related thing, /k/
My sex life is like a Serbu. Way shorter than would be satisfactory, shot twice for a giggle, and overall it'd be easier to spend money on something else.
H-help me, /k/omrades.
My sex life is like the F35
Even though the starting intentions were good, in the end it's just not worth it anymore
But I still can't let it go because I'd be behind everyone else in the world if I do