Did you screencap your post, then put it in a paint file all alone filled with just white, then take a photo of it with your phone, then transfer said photo back to your PC so you could post it?
Got a package today.
That's the picture I sent to my friend, uploaded the wrong one.
>Like it's a big deal
Well shucks, I was wondering.
I asked the chick at the mail center "Any strange packages arrive today?"
>Wait... do you mean the one with the Arab-writing?
She handed it to me with obvious distaste
>H- Here you go... You don't need to sign for that...
Thank you Ivan. This is great.
"Um... like... Is that legal?!?"
Holy shit my sides
I am surprise the box is fucking untouched. I would have assume some dumb mail man would shit bricks and call the feds
>DEAR USPS THIS IS SATIRE
>I WOULD HOPE THIS IS OBVIOUS
obviously the terrorists think this is a joke and that they are trying to use reverse psychology on us
in the wake of the tragedy in Canada, it's only appropriate that we select the recipient out for special screening by the National Security Agency
I'm giving it a 9/10 chance it was searched and retaped.
>I never wanted to work for the government anyways.
the sad thing is that, somewhere in some USPS security office right now, some faggot is shitting his pants because he remembered that he let a suspicious package through because "it was obviously satire"
op prepare your pooper
>>23328574 >Not Ebola
Holy mother of Browning my ribcage man
I could not stop laughing and grinning walking back to my apartment. I actually heard someone say "What the Fuck?!" and point to me. It was hilarious
>Besweatered madly grinning man walking across campus with an ISIS/Ebola box cackling maniacally.
I'm wearing some poor Luftwaffe A1C's uniform. Cool.
What are these buttons though? I've never seen them on a flektarn jacket before.
You aren't being recruited by isis either