top /k/ek thread

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>>23253832

>>23253845
Someone shoop this with a dragon dildo.

>>23253840

He uses that to great effect, albeit in such a lulzy way. It's gun-assisted iajutsu.

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>>23253832

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>>23253894
he successfully fried the bear apparently

>>23253901

Good. Did he eat it? I'm told bear meat is delicious.

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>>23253903
he did, i asked him on another thread

>top/k/ek thread
truly, the time of darkness will never leave

>>23253903
>>23253920

>tfw you will never partake of bear sirloin

Bears are a protected species in my state, not allowed to hunt them.

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>>23253944
neither was anon

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>>23253944

You could just pull a Jimbo.

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>>23253938
jesus christ how horrifying

>>23254052

FUCK I want that

>>23253920
berate the "evil leftist" all you want, but you can count on one hand all the times a non-cop has stopped a spree shooter.

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>>23254057

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>>23254088
and you can count the times a gun free zone stopped a shooter on one hand, too, even without fingers

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>>23254088
>but you can count on one hand all the times a non-cop has stopped a spree shooter.
No. That shit just doesn't get reported because they don't reach a spree due to the fact that they have a bunch of bullets lodged in their body.

>>23254088

*Whips out dick*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPfz
7ENFUB0&list=UU02JJcAx3xXhXflFI_wgZ6g
(girl stops pedo)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6pYEJhIFxQ&list=UU02JJcAx3xXhXflFI_wgZ6g
(man at Wal-Mart saves woman from being stabbed to death)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdA_5r_Gu-A
(homeowner shoots at fake FBI agents)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdZMgECKN0
(Deagle owner comedically stops robber)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbV2jlWUKqM
(Deagle owner's comedic commercial)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DesrbI0aOrc
(typical)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFEpaSAWVk
(armed robber and armed clerk bitch-fight)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM3Drn0dvNE
(armed Texan shoots craigslist robber)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9ycMq9_5BU
(NY shopkeeper shoots 4 robbers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1FLXLXCdgo
(man blasts home intruder with shotgun)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQcoNr6ZIEc
(14 yr old boy shoots armed home intruder)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hILajWar7l8
(man shoots intruder while g/f is on 911)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43lAdgrsQyE
(scary one where old woman shoots a psycho)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYl6vrzza78
(Georgia mom who just learned to shoot, shoots intruder 5 times)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=775HZwognE0
(72 year old grandma shoots intruder)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw4B_XbW7ds
(18 year old mom shoots intruder ABC News)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brESB3JJy8M
(woman comes out of shower and almost raped kills rapist)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-NqbEeh6xA
(armed citizen defending friends kill robber, dies in gunfight)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPCmefD7Lio
(armed Dollar General customer kills robbers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNf8v4m5Vdg
(armed old man attacked with bat defends against three teen robbers)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiiQQP4-Ijw&list=PLFD1Nk15nMPFM5OxAnSc82wgRZ3ZLH4nl
(armed 11 year old girl defends home against 3 armed burglars

>>23254088

When you stop it, it's not a spree shooting

>>23254094
Did we get it?

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>>23253901
Meanwhile, in Russia

>>23253980
A classic.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3d957TracBI

Does anyone know if Lego browses /k/?

>>23254088
>99% of mass shootings happen in gun free zones
>people with ccw can't carry their gun in gun free zones
>mass shooting happens
>lel checkmate ammosexuals, ccw doesn't stop mass shootings

>>23255491
I can't stop craking up jesus cjridst.

>>23255491
ive seen this sever times over the last couple days and i still laugh

>>23255491
what the fuck is going on here

>>23255491
holy shit it happened on pi day, how glorious!

ITT leddit tier posters

>>23255911

>shitposting makes it all better

>>23253910
What maymay is this?

>>23254094
For some reason when that video first started I thought the watermark said "BoomTV."

And then the rockets started, and it wasn't far off.

>>23254094
>Hello /k/ Headquarters? Yes, a Kebab problem? Yes we can remove them, just give me your ten digit grid!

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>>23257050
if only

>>23254115
>>23254088

Ahahaha BTFO

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>>23255491
This gets posted in every k humor thread and I still laugh every time.

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>>23253938

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>>23257660

It's the high levels of Slav.

>>23257660
Do you know what movie that's from?

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>>23255626

>Australia-munich-berlin-prussiurmany

>>23257717
Korean movie called Tae Guk Gi about the Korean War.

>>23258055
Thanks

>>23254052
Stop i can only get so hard!!

>>23253903
I think you mean boar

>>23258336
You're not very intelligent.

>>23254115
Holy fuck, that Finn is completely batshit. He has gone off his trolley, gone barmy, and is a complete loony. Sounds about right for a Finnish guy.

>>23258430
>50 proof
wut? Did he mean 50% ABV?

>>23253909
That's fucking awesome. I've always wanted to get a big revolver and cover it with red lumilor paint and shoot nothing but incendiary ammo out of it so I could have a borderlands gun.

>>23255896
wild boar wandering through slav town, they improvise a solution in a slav manner.

>>23258482
50 proof = 25% abv

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>>23253988
i love you
also why the fuck is my captcha a blob?

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>>23253858
delivered

>>23260100
It's supposed to be a picture of a house number but they goofed. You can click it to get a new, or just type garbage, either way it'll get marked as bad in their system

>>23255491
Slav Home Depot salesperson of the month

>>23261067
yfw the pig had a better credit rating than you

>>23255626
Yeah, it's pretty much 100% that he's among us.

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>>23255626
>It comes in a plethora of caliber sizes
>grenade

Lost my shit

>>23254088
What was you POINT?

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>>23262846
Get's me every time. Anyone have the guy that put a glock 17 slide on a glock 40 ( I think)

>>23258459
Which one is the Finn?

>>23254052
That looks an awful lot like a large number of machine pistols that were made, and failed, in the early 1900s.

>>23263199
I want the one of the guy who put his HK pistol slide on his airsoft frame.

>>23263282
Wasn't there one where a dude puts a G21 slide on a G18 frame and then can't get it off?

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>>23263282
That one too. That was a great thread.

>>23263316
See >>23263199 I forgot what models he had.

>>23263327
Damn I wish I could read.

>>23254088
and nubby can count the number of times a mass killing has been stopped on his stump.

>>23263415
*by police

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Request for mosin bolt in butt.

>>23263233
the deagle guy

>>23263199

I like to think the AK is male and the AR is female, hence safe queen.

The AK forced open the AR's bolt and fucked the gas tube with it's cleaning rod until the cosmoline was in there good and thick.

That's how the AK-101 and AK-102 were born.

>>23263479
>My dancing partner and I are very close

Yup, Finn.

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Oh man, a humor thread?

>>23255911
>muh quality of posts
>muh 4chan is being tainted
>a bloo bloo bloo
>I can't just not click on the thread

Fuck off

>>23263625
That's a horror story of poor guns being killed by a cunt. How is that funny?

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>>23253909
>tfw i dont have pelican rifle case for my muh real gun

>>23263697
Gallows humor.

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>>23253832

>>23263625
How is this funny instead of just rage inducing?

>>23263713
The best kind.

>>23263712
I have one case that I can only fit two of my rifles in. I don't even have enough cases to transport my long arms. I have to pick which two I will shoot that day.

>>23263697
Her own mother disowned her for it.

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>>23255626
>people actually find this funny

>>23258055
better question, is it any good?

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>>23263697
I'm waiting for the second part where that winery gets burned down.
guys?

>>23256892
Aspie Alligator

>>23253909
>picatinny railgun

>>23254115
>the Deagle guy
I keep wanting one more and more.

>>23254115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3jURuXjjJ8&list=UU02JJcAx3xXhXflFI_wgZ6g&index=30
>Based 89-year-old Iowa woman used her antique .22 pistol to repel a drug-addled intruder.
best part of story?
cops reload her gun for her
>feels.png

>>23263238
Why did they fail?

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>>23265070
What kind of revolver does she have? It almost looks like a Rohm

>>23265199
Is that robot trying to take a shit?

>>23254094
It's beautiful :'0

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>>23265259
>load whole .45 ACP rounds into sabot
>fire out of shotgun
>coroner's confusion at removing whole rounds from the body

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>>23253832

This is why I love you >>>/k/

>>23253832
>Gun laws...
>they're all sorta like that

>>23266701
>coroner's confusion at removing whole rounds from the body

>police ask questions
>"I didn't have my gun so I had to put them in by hand"

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>>23254088

>>23263625
Why didn't he press charges? His sister took a gun that belonged to him to be "donated".

>>23266935
Unless there was someone designated in the will to divide the estate, its legally a first-come first-serve ordeal. She got there first, so legally she decided their fate

>>23266966
>"He had an old AR his dad stored for him when the assault rifle ban went down."

That rifle wasn't property of the grand father, it was property of someone else. She stole and donated a rifle that was not part of the estate. That means theft of firearms which means many years prison.

>>23266983

I WANT THIS TO BE REAL

>>23253901
I'm pretty sure these faggots wrangled all those boars, just so that equivalent bigger pig can shoot at them.

>>23267638

boar are the kebab of the animal world

he was doing mercy to them and to us

>Penises for the Ethical "Treatment" of Animal Anuses please go

>>23267769

No, wait, I think I have a slightly better acronym

People for the Eating of the Taints of Animals please go

Nah, that's not right. Anyone got anything better?

>>23255491
>the guy on the right immediately goes to squat after boar gets sinked.

>>23267777
People for the God Dammit Do You Get The Joke Yet?

>>23258459
Don't worry, he was arrested.
>yfw they're going to take his Deagle away.

>>23265009
You might be able to have his, he was arrested and will probably be a felon soon.

>>23265214
>Three people involved in a automotive accident involving your property
>first reaction is to shoot them

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>>23253894

>posting inferior version

pleb