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Hey /k/, I need some help here.

>parents helping grandad clean out garage
>dad knows my milsurp and gun interest
>comes home
>"here son, hold out your hand"
>grandad in ww2 but had no funs I know of
>"out it may or may not be live"
>defcon 0.jpg

Long story short, I need to know what round this is: 30mm, 35mm, 40mm, etc. this is probably from ww2 or Korea. But most importantly; is it loaded/ have gunpowder in it? There's no rim nor does it look like there's a real primer.

Will post follow up of stamped bottom
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>>23091634
measure it you fucking retard
it's a projectile
do you kids need to be spoonfed everything?
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>>23091634
Stick it in your butthole.
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>>23091634
>projectile
>being "live"
kek
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>Doesn't take picture of where the primer (if any) would be
>Asks if there is a primer
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it's the front of the shooty mcbooty
you'll live
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>>23091669
>can't focus camera
Bury it. I don't want you to lose your hands because of your stunted mental capacity, OP.
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Hit repeatedly with hammer to ensure inert.
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>>23091693

Should I hold it in my hand or use a vice? I don't have a vice handy.
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>>23091698
hold in hand, go outside, hit on pavement repeatedly
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>>23091644
Fine; more specifically, what would it be used for; what ordnance is it. I'd like to research it if I knew what the fuck it was or what guns used it. It's 35mm

>>23091682
Blame shitty ipod
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>>23091634
It ain't shit OP. Drive off the copper driving band for the scrap money and throw it away. It's literally worth nothing.
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>>23091634
1: Get a GOOD picture of the backside of it.
2: Timestamp
3: Looks like a 30-37mm
4: Get a better camera, for fucking focus it.
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It's a rare, korean war trench dildo.

Sorry op, I'll leave you to figure what it means your grandfather had on.
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>>23091634

a bofors round maybe? US army wasn't really in love with autocannons, I can't imagine what else it would be and I don't think there was any 35mm ordinance at the time.
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actually it's probably a 37mm for the M3
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OP I'm dead serious when I say this. This is not a troll, not a joke. Listen:

Take that shell, and wash it carefully with antibacterial dish soap, so that it will be degreased, disinfected, and free of any weird chemicals. Slather it up with Vaseline, insert is as far as you can in to your ass, and take a picture for /k/.

You will be a fucking HERO.

I know you think I'm kidding, or being an asshole, but I'm absolutely not. I'm dead serious. You will live in /k/ history forever if you put a cannon shell in your ass.
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>>23091824
>dear diary
>today a tripfag was not a faggot
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>>23091824
He could surpass nugget rapist, or bolt to prostate.

10/10 post and 20/10 idea.
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>>23091824
Obligatory proof
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Not shitty camera
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>>23091887
>>23091824
Definitely this.

Also for the love of god do not allow it to go all the way in.
Do.
Not.
Allow.

>inb4 OP has to explain to his grandpa what he did
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>>23091908
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>>23091891
that's a nice ass

>>23091908
Shit there's no fuse; that's an inert piece of metal.
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THIS FUCKING THREAD.

>wuts dis /k/
>does it boom
>OP stick in pooper plox

OP if that's a live shell and you're an American the atf and fbi are now aware, and they will confiscate and destroy your historical artifact and probably get a warrant to search your house.

And shoot your dog or something.

Be fucking careful dude, shit
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>>23091916
Grand pa... you know that gift you gave me
it's in my butt..

What sonny? You want to be buds? That's nice.

yea yea....
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>>23091923
gj posting it upside down captain retardo
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>>23091824
Zed usually you're a retard but today you're a good kind of retard.
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>>23091923
>>23091824
>Don't know whether to trust a Zed or not
>Zed is a devious lurker and is not being called faggot
>uh....jpg

>>23091818
It is actually 37mm in diameter. Thought it sounded odd so assumed 35. Thanks
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>>23091824
Do it. Stretch your virgin asshole for the /k/ube, OP.
>Even better, fuck it up and get it stuck
>Then come back here and make the greatest pasta of them all, on how you had to explain to the doctor how you got a 37mm round lodged deep in your rectum.
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>>23091947
37mm isnt even big to insert. Hell ive takken bigger on my first day.
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>>23091818
looks like we have a winner

OP its job was to fly really fast and hit things so it won't explode on you

It will however insert itself into your butthole quite effectively
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>>23091957

What's a diameter to brag about then?
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All I wanted was to know what round it was. I didn't ask to be the anal savior of /k/
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I want the homosexual weeaboos to leave.
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>>23091992
You have no say in the matter. No defile your self for the /k/ube.
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>>23091947
Wow that is tiny.
OP, I've put a lot of stuff up my ass; cocks, dildos, hairbrush handles, produce, those rounded plastic things they put on the ends of playstructure bars. Let me learn you.

You gotta squat on the motherfucker. Lube your butthole and squat. Do not clench it will hurt more, and maybe pull the damn thing in too deep to retrieve. I'd make a handle out of duct tape just in case; make use of those ridges on it for a secure fit.
It just has to be far in enough to take a good picture.

Do it you little bitch.
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>>23091992
To bad kiddo, its all up to you now.
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/k/
possibly rapists
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>>23091996
>>>/arfcom/
You're in our house now nigga.
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>>23092020
Hey. This is a consensual thing.
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>>23092002
>those rounded plastic things they put on the ends of playstructure bars.
Recess just got a little more weird.
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Please fucking god let this thread sink
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>>23091992
Well we told you, and now we're asking for a little show.
Don't be shy.
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>>23091634
see if it fires
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>>23092061
Sink, like the OP's colon into a shell.
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It's a non-explosive 37mm round. There. I got what I came for.

Fucking hell /k/...
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>>23091980
155mm Long Tom
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Friend of the op here can confirm for legit and he will stick in his anus
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>>23092043

No, this is a website full of government stalkers with access to OPs private history and ISP, and what he does will probably come back to haunt him unless he takes stupid crazy precautions to be anonymous.

>nb4 everyone at the NSA sees OP with a shell in his ass
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>>23092061
If you think we're not gonna try and get OP to sodomize himself with a gigantic bullet till the thread 404s you got another thing coming.
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anal savior!!
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>>23092090
THANK YOU!

Plan to do things with life and don't want anus round to come back to haunt me
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>>23091980
Are there more pictures...I need them...for the uh...kube.
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>>23092020
calm down there buddy, we're just trying to convince OP to consentually insert a 37mm cannon shell into his ass against his will
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>>23092077

it was made for penetration

don't abandon it ;_;
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>>23092105
remove exif.
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>>23092090
If he was worried about that he wouldn't be on here.
If YOU were worried about that you wouldn't be on here.
Let them know.
Let them fear.
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>>23092105
Bull shit, I'm a lawyer doctor who dabbles on the side as an astronaut. I post pics of mil surp in my colon all the time.
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>>23092090
>stupid crazy precautions to be anonymous.
>step one, make sure to avoid posting your name or address while inserting cannon shell
>thus completes stupid crazy measures
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>>23092077
it's okay, it won't explode if you j-j-jam it in
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>>23091724
It fucks shit up, the fuck you think its for?
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>Always being sent down to clean out shit from the Regimental vaults
One of these days I'm gonna find something so weird that I have to ask /k/ what it is, and the response will be just like this.
>Except I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to actually do it.
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>>23092118
This.
That poor shell has waited for decades to pierce armor, and I bet it would settle for boypussy at this point.
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>>23092142
I want to believe.
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>>23091947
Anon, there's no trust or no trust. I'm just saying, if you take a pic of that shell in your ass, you will live in /k/ history forever.

You don't even need to have it IN your anus, if you can just have it sticking out of your buttcheks so it LOOKS like it's sticking out of your ass--- Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that will be more than enough.

Make sure your face isn't in it, no tats, no reflections from mirrors or shit, and for god's sake keep your balls out of the pic.

>>23092090
And don't listen to faggots like this. There's no fucking gumint consspirucy to keep howitzer shells out of 4chan asses. No one cares except us, and we would worship you like a GOD. It would literally be one of the most hysterical things to ever happen to /k/.
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>>23091935
OP here, did research thanks to >>23091818

Calm down, it's a non-explosive round. It's an anti-tank cartridge. It's basically the equivalent of a slug from a shotgun. It's just a titanium block that's supposed to rip through armor and was later fazed out in favor of 57mm. No explosions.

And I'm not sacrificing my anus for the /k/ube
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>>23091634
37mm, looks like AP round

sauce...I have 2 of them. Still, store in a cool/dry place out of direct sunlight and you'll be fine
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>>23092142
>And I'm comfortable enough with mine that I don't have to shove something up my ass to make people like me.
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>>23091970
But why does it have a yellow band?

Doesn't that usually indicate HE?

Or is it not actually a yellow band?
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>>23092195
>>23092189
Just do it.
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>>23092201
>>23092201
>>23092201
sauce
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>>23092159
The last time, I found a dummy 25mm round, but that's no good-it's just one big piece of black metal, and a trainning round is too small. So unless I stick my Ross Rifle or Enfield spike bayonet handle-firs up my ass, /k/ will have to wait until I find something better.
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>>23092201
Someone please chop this to say OP
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>>23092173
>for god's sake keep your balls out of the pic
Why not though.
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Wow /k/ I expected obvious faggotry from Zed but you guys nah you have disapointed me.

>mfw this thread
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>>23092195
>Not being manly enough to even pretend to stick a dinky 37mm up your pooper
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>>23092173

Conspiracy or not I want to try to give good advice and prevent anons from making fools of themselves.
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>>23092241
Because work-safe board. An ass with a fucking cannon shell sticking out of it will pass, just like the mosin bolt. But if there's ONE ball...

The pic needs to live in infamy, not be banbait.
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DOOO EEEET GAFFOT
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>>23092229
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>>23092201
idk. take everyletter on the bottom and search it.
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>>23092243
>Hurr faggots
Someone stuck a whole .22 cartridge in his dickhole here, what do you expect
>Implying it wouldn't be funny
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Is seeing live ammunition stuck in people's butts REALLY the highlight of our lives...?
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>>23092269
Fuck off kunt you even being in this thread makes people wanna shove things up there asses such faggotry is contagious when its at your level.
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>>23092281

nice 7.9 lels/10
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>>23092201
the band engages the rifling in the barrel and the rifling will leave grooves in it
basically OP has an unfired, probably never been put in a shell projectile
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>>23092288
>Implying its not autistic
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>>23091923
http://www.usmilitariaforum.com/forums/index.php?/topic/194311-trying-to-identify-markings-on-the-bottom-of-a-350-cal-naval-shell-casing/
that shell is from the same manufacturer ill try and find out more for you
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>>23092281
You are a scholar and true /k/ommando
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>>23092223
Hell, Anon, put that spike in point first. Just be careful, don't go deep, and don't fall backwards or sit down
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>>23092293
is it still live ammo when it's the projectile and said projectile depends solely on kinetic energy to penetrate its rigid hardness into things?
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I hate you all. Op just wanted some info.

Idk what it is but it could be a training shell.
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the copper is probably a driving band. many larger caliber steel rounds have a driving band to seal the bore and engage the rifling. look at modern 105 and 155 howitzer rounds for a similar band.
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>>23092243
This. They can stick their weapons up their asses on /soc/. We just want to read and talk about firearms.
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>>23092326
We expect our favor returned.
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The fact that this thread is now a debate on whether or not Anon should put a goddamn cannon shell in his ass is great enough.

If OP actually DELIVERS though? Holy shit. Next level /k/, engage.
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>>23092329
Monica.jpg
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>>23092327
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving_band
in fact, just noticed wikipedia had a handy page on the subject.
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>>23092293
Wheredo you people think you are?
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>>23092340
>Next level faggotry engage*

Fixed
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>>23092326
If it was a training shell, it would be blue.
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>>23092346
A weapons discussion board and not /b/ or /soc/
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>>23092189
>not sacrificing my anus for the /k/ube
Shiggy diggy
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>>23092032
I thought arfcom was the place for homosexual weeaboos.
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>>23092369
Also not.

>>/hm/
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>>23092346

A website where government agents try to get civilians to make fools of themselves when they aren't baiting people into breaking the law or posting bomb making tutorials that will blow up on whoever follows the instructions.
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>>23092173

Listen to this faggot. He knows.

OP you have a duty. We tell you what it is, you stick it in your ass. This can't be your first time here. This is just how it has to be.

Do it because you're free and no government can stop you
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>>23092173
>The year of our lord 2014
>Accepting advice from Zed.
>ISHYGDDT.
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>>23092369
Sorry anon, forgot there was no fun allowed.
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>>23092369
>>23092369
>Weapons discussion
I have bad news for you, Anon.
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>>23092388
For a moment I thought that stood for Hotaru Maniac.

I've been here way too long.
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>>23092410
Seriously as soon as zed showed up people just started talking about shoving shit up their asses.

Such a fag that he infects people with it.
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>>23092418
>no fun allowed
it takes 1 click to go to another board where doing shit like this is acceptable.
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>>23092454
So Zed is patient Zero of the Faggotry plague?

That makes sense.
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>>23092464
Zed is a remnant from a better, shittier /k/
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>>23092464
I've found medical proof!
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>>23091923
if nobody has said anything yet, it's a shell for an artillery piece of the dimension that you've measured. the anchor suggests naval origin. if the writing around the sides is in English, then it's obviously from a country that primarily uses that language, for example Britain and America (as well as possibly any nation formerly of the british colonies).

it's an old artillery "bullet", not a complete shell. effectively nothing more than a hunk of metal. in other words most likely a round for an artillery piece. At best, check into any artillery employed between the years 1875 and 1950. I'd personally say it's design is post world war one, so after 1920 would be my most likely guess.
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37mm from some French cannon, forgot name. It was a anti tank round. Its not a complete round its the projectile, not live either. Not even worth its own weight in scrap. Even if it was live its French made so it either fail to work or just surrender.

Do us all a favor and man the fuck up and shove it in your ass
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>>23092461
>doing shit like this is acceptable
You havent been here long have you
-Mosin bolt in ass
-.22 in urethra
-Strelok swallows a radioactive shard of 30mm
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>>23092464
Yeah he should be banned or hang himself. But as long as people reply to him he will keep coming back
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>>23092464
Old /k/ was gay and terrible in a different way.

Instead of having a shitload of /pol/ kiddies and general trash, it was an autistic niche board with tripfags that make the current batch look downright heterosexual.
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>>23092464
It its known.

>>23092418
>Implying watching men shove artillery up their ass is fun to me
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>>23092454

The third post down is someone saying stick it in. Lets be realistic here. Zed just knows what we want
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>>23092499
Zed's known for having shitty tastes and unpopular opinions. Hell, I've bickered with him plenty of times.
But this time, he's right You show up here with something like that shell and people tell you to slide it deep, you do it. Hell, the OP image should have been that.
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>>23092485
/k/ was never better. I've been on 4chan since 2003. I was _requested_ to become a trip after the Fall of Meplat, due to my contributions. Namefagged for a while, then went anon again.

/k/ has always been a place of juvenile trolling interspersed with lots of help for new shooters.

But Zed takes it to a new level of trying to fuck people up. He's a natural born /b/tard of the old style, pre-chanology. That means he's a retarded cunt who thinks he is intelligent and funny. He's wrong on both counts.
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>>23092528
That is zed samefaggin newfag.
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>>23092514
>to me
I think its fucking hilarious. Get a sense of humour or git out
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>>23092550
You think its funny because your a immature faggot.
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>>23092538
I agree. he should still hang himself though
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>>23091728
shut the fuck up Zed you asshole.
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