Hey /k/, I need some help here.
>parents helping grandad clean out garage
>dad knows my milsurp and gun interest
>"here son, hold out your hand"
>grandad in ww2 but had no funs I know of
>"out it may or may not be live"
Long story short, I need to know what round this is: 30mm, 35mm, 40mm, etc. this is probably from ww2 or Korea. But most importantly; is it loaded/ have gunpowder in it? There's no rim nor does it look like there's a real primer.
Will post follow up of stamped bottom
Fine; more specifically, what would it be used for; what ordnance is it. I'd like to research it if I knew what the fuck it was or what guns used it. It's 35mm
Blame shitty ipod
OP I'm dead serious when I say this. This is not a troll, not a joke. Listen:
Take that shell, and wash it carefully with antibacterial dish soap, so that it will be degreased, disinfected, and free of any weird chemicals. Slather it up with Vaseline, insert is as far as you can in to your ass, and take a picture for /k/.
You will be a fucking HERO.
I know you think I'm kidding, or being an asshole, but I'm absolutely not. I'm dead serious. You will live in /k/ history forever if you put a cannon shell in your ass.
THIS FUCKING THREAD.
>wuts dis /k/
>does it boom
>OP stick in pooper plox
OP if that's a live shell and you're an American the atf and fbi are now aware, and they will confiscate and destroy your historical artifact and probably get a warrant to search your house.
And shoot your dog or something.
Be fucking careful dude, shit
Zed usually you're a retard but today you're a good kind of retard.
>Don't know whether to trust a Zed or not
>Zed is a devious lurker and is not being called faggot
It is actually 37mm in diameter. Thought it sounded odd so assumed 35. Thanks
Do it. Stretch your virgin asshole for the /k/ube, OP.
>Even better, fuck it up and get it stuck
>Then come back here and make the greatest pasta of them all, on how you had to explain to the doctor how you got a 37mm round lodged deep in your rectum.
What's a diameter to brag about then?
Wow that is tiny.
OP, I've put a lot of stuff up my ass; cocks, dildos, hairbrush handles, produce, those rounded plastic things they put on the ends of playstructure bars. Let me learn you.
You gotta squat on the motherfucker. Lube your butthole and squat. Do not clench it will hurt more, and maybe pull the damn thing in too deep to retrieve. I'd make a handle out of duct tape just in case; make use of those ridges on it for a secure fit.
It just has to be far in enough to take a good picture.
Do it you little bitch.
You're in our house now nigga.
>those rounded plastic things they put on the ends of playstructure bars.
Recess just got a little more weird.
Well we told you, and now we're asking for a little show.
Don't be shy.
No, this is a website full of government stalkers with access to OPs private history and ISP, and what he does will probably come back to haunt him unless he takes stupid crazy precautions to be anonymous.
>nb4 everyone at the NSA sees OP with a shell in his ass
If you think we're not gonna try and get OP to sodomize himself with a gigantic bullet till the thread 404s you got another thing coming.
If he was worried about that he wouldn't be on here.
If YOU were worried about that you wouldn't be on here.
Let them know.
Let them fear.
>Always being sent down to clean out shit from the Regimental vaults
One of these days I'm gonna find something so weird that I have to ask /k/ what it is, and the response will be just like this.
>Except I'm comfortable enough in my masculinity to actually do it.
Anon, there's no trust or no trust. I'm just saying, if you take a pic of that shell in your ass, you will live in /k/ history forever.
You don't even need to have it IN your anus, if you can just have it sticking out of your buttcheks so it LOOKS like it's sticking out of your ass--- Jesus Tapdancing Christ, that will be more than enough.
Make sure your face isn't in it, no tats, no reflections from mirrors or shit, and for god's sake keep your balls out of the pic.
And don't listen to faggots like this. There's no fucking gumint consspirucy to keep howitzer shells out of 4chan asses. No one cares except us, and we would worship you like a GOD. It would literally be one of the most hysterical things to ever happen to /k/.
OP here, did research thanks to >>23091818
Calm down, it's a non-explosive round. It's an anti-tank cartridge. It's basically the equivalent of a slug from a shotgun. It's just a titanium block that's supposed to rip through armor and was later fazed out in favor of 57mm. No explosions.
And I'm not sacrificing my anus for the /k/ube
But why does it have a yellow band?
Doesn't that usually indicate HE?
Or is it not actually a yellow band?
The last time, I found a dummy 25mm round, but that's no good-it's just one big piece of black metal, and a trainning round is too small. So unless I stick my Ross Rifle or Enfield spike bayonet handle-firs up my ass, /k/ will have to wait until I find something better.
>for god's sake keep your balls out of the pic
Why not though.
Wow /k/ I expected obvious faggotry from Zed but you guys nah you have disapointed me.
>mfw this thread
Because work-safe board. An ass with a fucking cannon shell sticking out of it will pass, just like the mosin bolt. But if there's ONE ball...
The pic needs to live in infamy, not be banbait.
that shell is from the same manufacturer ill try and find out more for you
I hate you all. Op just wanted some info.
Idk what it is but it could be a training shell.
the copper is probably a driving band. many larger caliber steel rounds have a driving band to seal the bore and engage the rifling. look at modern 105 and 155 howitzer rounds for a similar band.
Wheredo you people think you are?
If it was a training shell, it would be blue.
A website where government agents try to get civilians to make fools of themselves when they aren't baiting people into breaking the law or posting bomb making tutorials that will blow up on whoever follows the instructions.
Listen to this faggot. He knows.
OP you have a duty. We tell you what it is, you stick it in your ass. This can't be your first time here. This is just how it has to be.
Do it because you're free and no government can stop you
I have bad news for you, Anon.
if nobody has said anything yet, it's a shell for an artillery piece of the dimension that you've measured. the anchor suggests naval origin. if the writing around the sides is in English, then it's obviously from a country that primarily uses that language, for example Britain and America (as well as possibly any nation formerly of the british colonies).
it's an old artillery "bullet", not a complete shell. effectively nothing more than a hunk of metal. in other words most likely a round for an artillery piece. At best, check into any artillery employed between the years 1875 and 1950. I'd personally say it's design is post world war one, so after 1920 would be my most likely guess.
37mm from some French cannon, forgot name. It was a anti tank round. Its not a complete round its the projectile, not live either. Not even worth its own weight in scrap. Even if it was live its French made so it either fail to work or just surrender.
Do us all a favor and man the fuck up and shove it in your ass
Old /k/ was gay and terrible in a different way.
Instead of having a shitload of /pol/ kiddies and general trash, it was an autistic niche board with tripfags that make the current batch look downright heterosexual.
Zed's known for having shitty tastes and unpopular opinions. Hell, I've bickered with him plenty of times.
But this time, he's right You show up here with something like that shell and people tell you to slide it deep, you do it. Hell, the OP image should have been that.
/k/ was never better. I've been on 4chan since 2003. I was _requested_ to become a trip after the Fall of Meplat, due to my contributions. Namefagged for a while, then went anon again.
/k/ has always been a place of juvenile trolling interspersed with lots of help for new shooters.
But Zed takes it to a new level of trying to fuck people up. He's a natural born /b/tard of the old style, pre-chanology. That means he's a retarded cunt who thinks he is intelligent and funny. He's wrong on both counts.