Why don't we attach musicians to combat arms sections?

>>22875402
Because bards suck and nobody wants to be them aside from hipster fags

>>22875402
Man, I miss being a dumbass teenager.

>>22875629
I just miss my DnD days.

>>22875629
yeah how dare people make jokes

>>22875652
>I was only pretending to be retarded

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>>22875677

>>22875709
>he's so flustered that someone didn't like his shitty joke and called him retarded he's going to drop the autism card

Carry on

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>>22875402

Playing songs of kebap removal and things

>2014
>arguing, attempting to disprove, or even defending yourself to strangers on the Internet

>>22875779

Implying only the intolerable fags who feel the need to post in every pointless threads are the only ones with opinions.

keep on keeping on OP

>muh silent smirking and moving on majority

What song would they play?

This would be my vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6t3BvsbmzU

>>22879334
Watch him accuse you of samefag now.
Me too.

i want to see a tactical bard

>>22875402
Maybe if he could play Slayer or AC/DC.

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>>22875402

I'd love to see combat pipers.

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>>22879415
Close enough.

>>22880515
loving that staff

We already have musicians in the military. In fact, doesn't every damn military in the world have a marching band?

But what we really need is some guys who carry a boombox to battlefield and play a sick background music.

>tfw you will never march into battle alongside your comrades listening to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DygZzwWbs4

>>22880562
yea but only fags go be in the marching bands

>>22880515
If there's a pommel, where does the backblast come out?

>>22875402
>desolate wasteland of the middle east
>a battle is raging
>american men pinned down by the meanest of terrorists
>no way out
>suddenly from the ruins a lone man appears
>with nothing more then a mask and a guitar in hand, he starts to play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZcGc-nbLco

>Be inna Kurdy like place fighting ISIS
>Put my Xiaomi M3 volume on highest
>Put portable speakers on highest volume
>Play songs by Michael Learns to Rock

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>>22875402
Stop at The Guild and pick one up before leaving the wire.